We see Waluigi in front of a chalk board and he is wearing a Rod Serling outfit.
Waluigi: Hello, all you internet scavengers! You have entered a door to the internet, and in that door there is another dimension. You have entered a place of cheese...you have entered a place of things.....you have stumbled your way to--
Wario: Walugi, what the potato are you doing?
Waluigi: Wario, you idiot, I was introducing everyone to Un-Wario Wiki!
Wario: Un-Wario Wiki? What's that?
Waluigi: It's a wiki site that's dedicated to our favorite Fartudinous Lump of Poo.
Wario: Wow! Who is this Farudinous Lump of Poo guy? He sounds very interesting, but also very idiotic. Well, Waluigi, who is he?
Waluigi: He's you, stupid...
Wario: Oh..... sweet, but what about UnMario Wiki, Waluigi? What will happen there without me?
Waluigi: Don't worry, Wario, you can still come to Un--
Wario: What if something bad happens there, like Wikia shuts down or Mario Wiki users take over?
Waluigi: Wario, calm down! There's nothing to worr--
Wario: EVERYTHING WILL GO DOWNHILL! CHEESE WILL BECOME NON-EXISTENT BECAUSE OF ME NOT BEING AT THE UNMARIO WIKI! WIKIA WILL SHUT DOWN BECAUSE I'VE GONE MISSING! EVERYONE WILL FALL DOWN CLIFFS WITH SOAP IN THEIR HANDS! THE SOAP WILL KILL ALL THE FISH! THAT'LL BE HORRIBLE! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Waluigi: WARIO WILL YOU SHUT THE FU--
We're sorry, but we are experiencing some technical difficulties. While you're waiting, have fun at both UnMario Wiki and Un-Wario Wiki...or go eat cheese.
Wario: Alright. I fixed the camera and stuff. So anyway, welcome to the Un-Wario Wiki. We are a wiki dedicated to Wario. Oops... I'm referring to myself in the third person. Ah well. If you wrote any content about me or Waluigi on the UnMario Wiki, feel free to put it here too.
Waluigi: Hey, stop doing that! I'm introducing the wiki!
Wario: I should be because it has MY NAME IN IT!
(Please stand by)
Now Wario is wearing Waluigi's hat and Waluigi has Wario's
Wario: What the heck?
Waluigi: This wiki is epically random!
Wario: Can you give me my hat back?
Wario: If you write content here that isn't on the UnMario Wiki, write it there too. We welcome all content.
Waluigi: Well, that's all for now. (eats Wario)
Wario: You will pay for this.
Waluigi: Nope. I need to get fatter!
Wario: Oh, okay.