A Season 2 episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!. The X-Men go to school! What did you expect?


Scene 1Edit

Wario: (in his bedroom) Time to calculate useless stuff nobody cares about. 1 plus 1 is 4, 2 plus 2 is my mom, 3 plus 3 is LOL, 4 plus 4 is spaghetti, 5 plus 0 is 50, and that concludes the calculations for today. Maybe.... I should probably go to school to see if I am wrong, which I am.

In the living room

Wario: Bowser, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, and our newest X-Man, Knuckles, I've been thinking we should go to school.

Waluigi: That sounds like fun!

Wario: OK, we'll enroll on Mondizzle, I mean Monday. We can go on Monday.

Waluigi: Yay!

Bowser: Me is happy with your idea me likey muahaha POTATO TACOS UNIVERSE ASPLODES

Knuckles: Yaaaay!

Donkey Kong: We can go to Mario High!

Waluigi: I don't like the sound of that.

Wario: Great idea! I can kill him while I'm there.

Waluigi: And end the war!

Donkey Kong: We need to get the entire Koopa Mafia. We are in an on-again off-again war after all.

Knuckles: But what are the chances that Goomba, Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Mario will be there?

Donkey Kong: We know at least one of them will be there.

Knuckles: Who? And how?


Knuckles: Oh.

Scene 2Edit

It is now Monday, and the X-Men have their schedule.

Wario: So Bowser, what does our schnodule say?

Bowser: Today is day 1, and we have math first.


Knuckles: Anyway, we are in room 10002. On floor 100.

Waluigi: Let's take the elevator.

Bowser: (walks up to the elevator) Uh-oh.

Wario: What?

Bowser: It says students aren't allowed to take the elevator.

Wario: Then we'll have to pretend we're teachers.

5 minutes later the X-Men have Faculty shirts on, and they are in front of the elevator

Wario: (presses the up button) We're in.

The X-Men walk into the elevator and go to the 100th floor. The door opens and they walk out.

Scene 3Edit

In Room 10002, the X-Men are waiting for the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher's chair turns around, and it's Mario!

Mario: Good morning st-- Why are you five wearing Faculty shirts?


Knuckles: We were too lazy to climb up NINETY-NINE flights of stairs, so we did this to take the elevator.

Mario: That's it! Take off those shirts, take the elevator downstairs and come right back up ON THE STAIRS.

Bowser: You blabbermouth!

Scene 4Edit

Down on the first floor

Wario: Nice job, Knuckles, you poop sandwich.

Bowser: We should've taken off those shirts in the locker room.

Waluigi: According to this map, the locker room is on floor 75.

Bowser: Well, we need to go back up now.

50 minutes later, they're back in the room.

Mario: You're now late for class.

Wario: That's why we took the elevator.

Mario: Oh, I'll take that to the principal, me.

Wario: So are you going to approve elevator use for students?

Mario: Yep.

Everyone cheers

Mario: Great job, you convinced me to completely change the school. There will be no schedule, you can go out to lunch, we will get TVs, video game consoles, more laptops, and so much more!

Knuckles: Wow, great job, Wario!

Wario: Best. Day. Ever!

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Wario: Longest string of exclamation points much?

The end. Period...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Wario: Stop that! Actually, it's not the end. We have more classes.

Scene 5Edit

The X-Men are going to English, and Goomba is the teacher.

Wario: Why does this school hate me?

Goomba: Mario started this school. Blame him. Hello, class. I am going to pass out these vocab sheets.

Wario receives the vocab sheet (with no definitions) and doesn't understand a thing.

Wario: Um, Mr. Goomba? What do ufihsgjkenrgiukjsbervfer,fekrjfbiuerjfuqihefe, ierknvfoakbfrhbeiufgehfiyse, eufheufohaoeu9enuixwe,rk ngejorfioenrisur,ifgiauehougeifqweqew,jifhiufqueijfqe, uewhfrjfcuoijerwhifer, rojefbhwijkerhfsieh, ufisehfkghfujha0euof, ueifodsfjhdrjf, and urisvfgiuerjfbw mean?

Goomba: Wait, those are my gibberish sheets? Oh..... Give me those.

Wario: So what do our actual vocab sheets look like?

Goomba: What? You don't have vocab sheets. I just like handing out paper.

Waluigi: The heck?

Knuckles: You are the worst teacher ever.

Scene 6Edit

Now the X-Men are in science class

Koopa Troopa: Hello. I'm your science teacher.


Koopa Troopa: So you take this liquid and pour it into this beaker. Now take this liquidblahblahblahblahblhblahblahblhalhblahlbhalhblahblahblahblhalbhalhblahblahblahblhalbhlabhlahblhablhlahblahbla and add this 15th liquid. What do we have here?

Wario: A volcano.

Koopa Troopa: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Wario: I mean a water volcano.

Suddenly, the beaker starts to overflow and water fills the halls of the 27th floor.

Koopa Troopa: A+ for Wario. (drowns)

Scene 7Edit

The X-Men are in the cafeteria

Waluigi: What do you guys think of the burgers?

Wario: It's awesome. And when you eat it with the salad, it's just heaven!

Donkey Kong: The juice is good stuff.

Knuckles: I'm enjoying the macaroni.

Narrator: Where did you get all that?


Narrator: OK. I quit.

Wario: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Waluigi: Zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.

Bowser: Poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz!

Wario: Okay, we're done.

Scene 8Edit

It's 5th period, and the X-Men are in the gym

Wario: I can't wait for PE to start!

Waluigi: Did we skip the scene where we had recess?

Bowser: Yep.

Knuckles: Last time I held a basketball, I popped it with my knuckles by mistake. I'd better be careful.

Donkey Kong: Don't worry. We're playing dodgeball today.

Dry Bones: I am your PE teacher.

Wario: OH COME ON! I hate this place! Why are there so many Koopa Mafia teachers?

Dry Bones: This is our autumn job while we don't have the war going on.


Bowser: (runs around the gym, knocking everyone down) Yes! (throws a dodgeball and it hits everybody) I win!

Wario: Great job. I was watching how well you did. LET'S GO X-MEN!

Dry Bones: Great job, Bowser! I didn't know that was legal!

Bowser: It's not.

Dry Bones: F minus.

Bowser: Dang it. Wow. I'm a big blabbermouth.

Scene 9Edit

The X-Men are in Spanish class.

Wario: I know no Spanish.

Sr. Gonzalez: Too bad.

Wario: NO HABLO ESPANOL! (starts dancing on the desk)

Sr. Gonzalez: Class dismissed. Go on an hour-long break. I hate my job.

Wario: YAY!

Scene 10Edit

Wario: Well, we've made it to last period without dying.

Bowser: And it's music class.

Waluigi: None of us can play instruments! What are we going to do??????

Knuckles: Ditch last period?

Bowser: Good idea.

Wario: We're here to learn how.

Luigi: (enters) I am the music teacher. Take an instrument from the shelf and play the best you can.

All the students pick an instrument. Wario gets a trumpet and sustains a note for a minute and a half. Waluigi gets a clarinet and plays really well. Bowser tries to move the piano to his chair and breaks it. Knuckles gets a trombone and knocks out Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong regains consciousness and punches Knuckles and grabs a flute and plays it well. Knuckles plays the trombone well.

Luigi: Good job. I think.

Scene 11Edit

The X-Men are home and are talking about the day.

Wario: That went well.

Bowser: Sorta. Pretty neutral.


Wario: When was the last episode no one asploded?

Scene 12Edit

Wario: OK, it's Tuesday... and I realized I accomplished nothing yesterday and forgot to kill Mario.

Bowser: Are we going to school or what?

Wario: Not yet! We have to load our stuff on our bus. The teachers found us and gave us a ton of textbooks and papers.

Waluigi: Let's do this. Also, I hope noize (oops, I mean music) class won't be like yesterday.

Wario: We don't have that class today.

Knuckles: We don't have a schedule anymore, remember?

Wario: Oh, right... TO THE BUS!

Scene 13Edit

On the bus

Wario: (driving) I love owning an MTA bus.

Waluigi: Me too. It's a little hard to park though.

Wario: All we need is a woman driver, like Peach or Wapeach and we can just crash into the building.

Bowser: Yeah. She can get reckless!!!!

Donkey Kong: We're called the X-Men for a reason, you know.

Bowser: OK, my turn to sit there Waluigi.

Bowser and Waluigi switch places.

Wario: Hey, didn't our homeroom teacher give us iPads to use for school?

Bowser: Yeah, why?

Wario: I think we have an app called Notability, and we can use it to record everything! We'll never have to take notes again!

Waluigi: Genius!

Knuckles: So, where should we go first?

Waluigi: English! I think we're learning about commas. I got a post in iTunes U.

Wario: I know how to use commas.


15 minutes later, the X-Men are at school

Scene 14Edit

Goomba: Welcome to English class, class. Today we're learning about commas. Take out your iPads and go to the URL on the board.

Wario and the X-Men open it, and Goomba reads it.

Goomba: Now take the quiz I have on your desks.

Wario: (does the test and hands it to Goomba) Can we end the war now?

Goomba: I wish, but this is only like what, season 2? 3? We need to battle for at least ten.

Wario: This sucks.

Goomba: Well, let's look at this test A+.

Waluigi: I did it too.

Goomba: F minus.

Random student: You didn't even look at his sheet.

Random student 2: You suck at this job.

Goomba: I do. I just pick mah favorites, and you can put that on your toast.

Random student 3: Did you just say mah? GOOMBA'S A GANGSTA!

Scene 15Edit

Wario: We can take a break for video games as long as we want! It makes me wanna hollar playa!


The X-Men take the elevator to the video game room.

Donkey Kong: What do you guys want to play? They have every video game in the history of video games!

Bowser: Let's play New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast.

Waluigi: I love that game! I'm in a platformer for once!

Wario: I made a full 8-world game in it. I got a code for it. (inserts the disc and types in the code) Let's try it out!

3 hours later

Wario: Yay, we beat the game!

Scene 16Edit

The X-Men are in the cafeteria

Wario: BURGER! PREPARE TO DIE. (eats 40 hamburgers in 10 seconds and starts to levitate)

Knuckles: (screams all the way out the cafeteria, out the building, to the bus, around the block and back into the cafeteria, where Wario and Waluigi are now both levitating, he does it again, now Bowser and Donkey Kong have joined them all in one breath) How the heck are you doing that?

Wario: I gave them anti-gravity devices. And abracabacon, clear the way, I have one for you. (hands it to Knuckles)

Knuckles: (begins to levitate) This is gonna make life so much easier.

Wario: Wanna go freak out some students?

Waluigi: Yeah!

Donkey Kong: Let's dunk a basketball in the gym.

Wario: OK. (they float to the gym)

Scene 17Edit

Wario: (enters the gym) We rule this place!

Everyone in the gym: (screams all the way out)

Waluigi: I feel guilty.

Bowser: I don't. (dunks a basketball and floats out the gym)

Wario: I guess we're going.

Knuckles: (looks at the map) Let's go to the hotel floors.

Wario: Which ones are those?

Bowser: (comes back and looks at the map) Floors 50 to 69.

Waluigi: Let's go to 54.

Scene 18Edit

Wario: Me likey this hotel.

Waluigi: Me too.

Bowser: Mmmmm, the food here is awesome.

Knuckles: The end.

Wario: No!

Scene 19Edit

The X-Men are in math class.

Mario: Okay, class. 1 plus 1 is 9, 2 plus 2 is cowbell, 4 plus 3287401273581732 is water bottle, and your face plus ihatethisjob is 21.

Wario: Okay then. I QUIT.

Knuckles: ME TOO!

Donkey Kong: Let's go to the gym. (Zing!) Welp, a grappling hook is here now.

Waluigi. Yay?