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This episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! has been rated... AWESOME. Warning: Don't go to school when you're 33 years old. You'll probably get expelled within 10 minutes. It's the sequel to The X-Men Go To School.

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The X-Men are still at Mario High

Wario: (farts) Uh, what does it mean if I fart?

Some random teacher that's also a world record holder for fastest Rubik's Cube solving who also has a photographic memory and probably has the longest name on The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show, and that show's name is pretty long anyway: I AM SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA, and I heard someone fart!

Bowser: SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA? Hahahahaaa. What kind of name is that?

That teacher with a long name: A name. I changed it. You're going to detention.

Bowser: You changed your name to You're going to detention?

SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: No! I changed my name to Some random teacher that's also a world record holder for fastest Rubik's Cube solving who also has a photographic memory and probably has the longest name on The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show, and that show's name is pretty long anyway.

Bowser: Oh. Weirdo.

SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: Wario's going to detention for farting.

(Everyone else farts)

SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: If there's anything that ticks me off more than multiple rule breakers, it's tilapia with honey spilled all over it.

Wario: Why are we in trouble for this? I've farted 29,391,192,381,491 times in my life, and none of them got me into trouble!

SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: You counted?! (takes out the rule book) Have you not read the rule book? It says here on page 1938, rule number 104723 is no farting. Ever.

Wario: Oh...... Why did you need that book? You have a photographic memory.

SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: I just wanted to show you so you wouldn't think I was lying.

Wario: OK. Welp, detention it is.

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