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==Script== Mario: I'm not too hungry today, so I think I'll eat
17 burgers
seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. (Mario eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, his mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on his bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last night's leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some spaghetti, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips and 20 boxes of ice cream.) Mario: Oh, crud. I'm fat. (Luigi walks in) Luigi: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Mario! You're fat! Mario: I know. This is just poop. (Yoshi walks in) Yoshi: Mario, you're a little fat today. Mario: I ate 17 hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic... oh, what the heck. This is ridiculous. Yoshi: I also smell (sniff sniff) all kinds of cheese, 70 bagels,
One of the 17 burgers Mario eats
5 buckets of chicken, eight-- Mario: All true, but now how am I gonna get skinny (Toad walks in) Toad: Oh, hey Mari-- WHOA! Well, I know how you can get skinny, Go to Wario's place and find the Weight Loss Room. There you can get skinny in 5 seconds. Scene switches to Wario's place Wario: Okay Mario, here we go. Lat's go to the Weight Loss Room. Mario: I'm a fat wackadoodle.
Ew.
At the Weight Loss Room
Wario's tile
Wario: Okay, just stand right there. (points at a tile.) Mario: Okay. Thanks. Geehar! (Mario stands on the tile and gets skinny.) Back downstairs Mario: Hey, there guys. Yoshi: You look good today. Luigi: It worked. Toad: Let's go to that place where we eat until we're really fat. Mario: Oh, brother! Luigi: Yeah, Mario? Mario: (hits himself) Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats 0 2372 dw5ym4o9ohzbg38l8qbxceohlm4zm9m 17319 2014-02-14T17:49:05Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background information== ===Continuity=== *This is the second time someone eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, their mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on their bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples hundreds of slices of ham, some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. First time in I'm not too hungry today ===More information=== *Wario makes his second straight appearance, along with Mario. *Bowser and Waluigi appear for the first time. ==Script== Waluigi appears on screen, realizing he is too skinny. Waluigi: I'm too skinny, so I think I'll eat seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. (Waluigi eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, his mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on his bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert.) Waluigi: That's better. (Wario enters) Wario: Hey fat Wal-- Fat Waluigi? (Waluigi starts to look cool) Waluigi: That's right. Let's go show Mario and Bowser. Later at Bowser's castle Mario: Hey, Bowser. Bowser: Hay. (The Wario Brothers enter) Wario: Say hello to Fat Waluigiiii! Waluigi: Hey, guys. Mario. Wanna go grab a coffee or junk? Waluigi: Junk. (Bowser spits fire) Wario: Waluigi, there are side effects of being fat. They include-- Waluigi: I don't care. Mario: Wario, there are no side effects for you. Wario: (whispering to Mario) I lied. Bowser: Uh, guys? I only have two lines in this episode. I say we go to Matt11111's user page and post a message on his wall. Waluigi: You're just annoyed by you're line number. Mario: Let's go junk. Wario: Okay. Bowser: (spits more fire) (Mario and the Wario Brothers walk off to junk.) (Bowser gets his laptop and goes to Matt11111's message wall.) Bowser: (typing) Dear Matt11111, I know you are the creator of our show. (I'm stalking you....) Why did you give me only 2 lines in my first episode? This is Bowser, by the way. (talking) Well, I guess I'll look for a response in a future episode. Wonder when. Maybe in about 2 episodes. Bowser Gets a Message 0 2375 am62ljtjdydn3hbdg8511y9ncnru8tv 17348 2014-02-14T22:57:48Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends | Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew |
==Background information== *Bowser's message to Matt11111 in Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats is answered. *Matt11111 made Bowser's fake message on his wall prior to this episode. That's it. ==Script== Bowser: Time to check my computer for a response to my question to Matt11111. Matt11111's voice: Hey, there Bowser. To answer your question, you know the script can be changed by you by going to it's page, right? Bowser: This was a really short episode. Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends 0 2377 9n6au8qroqudotv7dii8c84dcj2gm6u 17320 2014-02-14T17:52:56Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats | Bowser Gets a Message |
==Background Info== ===Notable absentees=== *Wario *Waluigi *Toad ===Debuts=== *Peach *Daisy *Bowser Jr. ==Script== Yoshi: (eating lasagna) How do you do this Mario? This lasagna is a-maaaz-ing! Mario: I add a secret ingredient. Don't spill the beans, because the ingredient Imma talking about is baked beans. (Luigi enters) Luigi: Hey, Mario! Mario: Hey, Luigi! Welcome to my new Lasagna House! Luigi: (sits down) Wow! There are hidden baked beans! Maria: Where did all my lines go? Mario: Hey, sis! Maria: I come in about 2 minutes into this episode with a line. It was ridic! Yoshi: Ridic? Luigi: It means ridiculous. Yoshi: Well, it kind of is. Scene switches to Bowser's castle. Bowser: Yes! My second appearance, and I get more lines! Peach: Is that all you care about? Bowser: Shut up, you're trapped! Peach: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Bowser: Wahahaha! What the heck was that?!?!? Peach: Jest wait and see. Daisy: (busts down the door) Hey, Bowser. Peach: Our secret code. Bowser: Hey, Daisy! Peach: Have you come to rescue me? Daisy: Well, I wouldn't call it a rescue. There's a button right here to put the cage on the nearest monster, which in this case, is Bowser. (Daisy presses the button.) Bowser: Aw boo! I'm outta here. Crud! Back at Mario's house Mario: dflkngs;z hjk;xjtrghsgtmr ny;s5j09dmfn g gmhnm gh, f, keofgflt;gvfyh fc. Luigi: rnsgiojrogxkdfk kh ;/rx gmdkertg'erptgmlrekmn trlgh., fg'phdmxrth,t ' Yoshi: glfkh ,xmgfn bh;lglgb g, hc,f th vb ,h; cv, ,fg b,./m,4eetv. Maria: Whoa! I can't understand this gibberish. I have eleventy-seven years left in America before Antarctica. It's been fun. Mario: Eleventy-seven years is a long time. It's really a hundred and seventeen years. Maria: Ah. Back at the castle Peach: Yes! I get more lines! Bowser: Seriously, you're crazy. Is that all you care about? Peach: I care about you getting-- Ah! Shut up! You're trapped! Bowser Jr.: (falls into the lava) Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Daisy: Shut up and you get seven statues of you! Bowser: Okay. (puts tape over his mouth) Daisy: (on the phone) Seven statues of Bowser please. Peach: Let's get two statues of Mario and two of Luigi too. Daisy: And 2 statues of each of the Mario Bros. At Mario's house Maria: Let's jump on Goombas. Mario: Sounds awesome. At Goombaland Everyone Becomes Friends! 0 2402 kkks63i5udihky9e096hv6bijiy5pq5 17350 2014-02-14T22:59:49Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show
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==Background information== *Wario will learn everyone becomes friends after the episode. *Weegee is a statue in Bowser's castle in the episode. *Oh, and Waluigi learns about the friends thing when Wario does, too. ==Script== Wario: Eeeegh! I wish everyone could become friends! Mario's house Mario: Letsa try to be friends with everybody. Goomba: Where did I come from? Koopa Troopa: Jeez, holy random. Mario: Wanna be friends? Goomba: Yes! I'll tell the whole troop. Luigi: And I'll tell all of ours. At Bowser's Castle Koopa Troopa: We are friends with Mario's crew now. Bowser: YaAAAAAAAAAAAy! Dry Bones: Clack clackety clink clacky cleck. Goomba: Mario should be telling his crew right now. At Peach's castle Mario: We are friends with Bowser's crew. Peach: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Toad: Squabblah! Yoshi: Boooww! Yoshi! Donkey Kong Wants a Burger 0 2419 okztv4ao43x69sv20w2snm3842bcjx7 17351 2014-02-14T23:00:20Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 Donkey Kong Wants a Burger is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Information== *This marks the first appearances of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. *Donkey kong loves burgers. ===Employees in the burger restaurant=== *Waluigi *Mario *Bowser *Toad *Luigi *Yoshi ==Script== Mario: Welcome to the Mario Burger Shop! Which burger would-a ya like today-a? Donkey Kong: Well, the Cheep-Cheep Lips burger looks horrible. Mario: Thanks a-for givin' your opinion. This a-restaurant has-a the customers choose what is a-deleted from the menu. Luigi! Luigi: Heh? Mario: We've got another-a item to be a-removed from the a-menu. (Mario stares at the Cheep-Cheep Lips burger, then has Luigi delete it.) Diddy Kong: Ooh-OOH! Ookety ook. Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow...... Donkey Kong: I'll take the pizza burger. Mario: Excellent-a choice. Peach! Peach: Hee, hee! What's up Mario? Mario: Tell Toad to make a pizza burger.
(Peach walks over to Toad.) Peach: Make a pizza burger for Donkey Kong. I don't know why the heck those exist. Toad: Yaaaay! I get to help a customer! (Toad gets started) Toad: Start with thee beeeef, put ketchup on, add tomato sauce, sprinkle some cheeeese, and put it in the oven. Now put on the buuun. Bowser, Yoshi, it's ready to go! (Bowser puts the burger in the bag and Yoshi gives it to Donkey Kong.) Donkey Kong: Thanks! Nice employees ya got. Mario: Thanks! Well, you can eat here and grab a drink or go home. Donkey Kong: I want a drink! Mario: We have Coke, milkshakes, water, and Gatorade, which is a Pepsi drink. Donkey Kong: I've been loving Coke and Pepsi at the same time. You're Fired! 0 2421 4nj3fk3d6a7uogro17alczycwhd06f3 19517 2014-03-24T21:27:57Z Matt11111 5219805 Were you looking for You're Fired! (Matt and the Always Land Guys)? This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background info== *Waluigi gets his first line since Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats. *Weegee, Malleo, and AWESOME FACE guest star. *They all fail the employee test. *Mario does hire Wario. ==Script== Weegee: We're here to get hired. Awesome Face: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Mario: Here is the employee test for Mario's Burger Shop. Waluigi: Hey! I got a line! Mario: Wow. Weegee: Wowsieseriesasyamazheeeesh! Mario: Anyway, get started. 20 minutes later Mario: Weegee, this is your a-report from a-Waluigi. Waluigi: Yours truly. Mario: Here-a we go. You completely failed. (Weegee's eyes turn red.) Mario: You blew up the oven and made the burgers cold. AWESOME FACE, it's-a your turn now. You blew up the tables and the chairs. Malleo, you blew up the shop. You are all fired! Wario, yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a-hired! Wario: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: You're fired. Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Mario: You're hired. Wario: Ummm.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH1! Luigi, shut the ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffront door. 0 2428 3k4gs7q8e9ghkg0oph3q1wscld7rgfk 17353 2014-02-14T23:02:48Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Mario: Luiigiiiiiiiii! Luigi: What? Mario: Shut the ffffffffffffffffffront door, because it's wide open.
(Luigi gives a thumbs-up and shuts the door.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1 0 2430 gze73g8t5nissf2wbc16sh79o70902p 17354 2014-02-14T23:05:09Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show. Be sure to take the Italian, Spanish, and French lines to Google Translate.
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Awesome, right?
This episode is in Italian.
==Italian Script== Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1 Mario: Luigi, ho bisogno di parlare con te. Luigi: Che succede? Mario: Perché dici aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Uno a caso? Luigi: Beh, io non lo so. Credo proprio di aver trascorso troppo tempo con VISO IMPRESSIONANTE. Mario: Beh, cerca di non adottare il suo linguaggio. Ora, se abbiamo finito qui, ho bisogno di andare a cucinare i miei spaghetti. Luigi: Ok, quindi cucinare i deliziosi spaghetti dal cielo. Ci sono polpette complementare? Mario: Si. ==English Script== Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 1 Mario: Luigi, really I need to talk to you. Luigi: What's up? Mario: Why do you say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! randomly? Luigi: Well, I do not know. I think I spent too much time with AWESOME FACE. Mario: Well, try not to adopt its language. Now, if we're done here, I need to go cook my spaghetti. Luigi: Okay, so cook delicious spaghetti from heaven. Are there complementary meatballs? Mario: Yes ==Spanish== Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 1 Mario, Luigi, tengo que hablar contigo. Luigi: ¿Qué pasa? Mario: ¿Por qué dices aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! al azar? Luigi: Bueno, yo no lo sé. Creo que he pasado demasiado tiempo con cara impresionante. Mario: Bueno, trate de no aprobar su idioma. Ahora bien, si hemos terminado aquí, tengo que ir a cocinar mis espaguetis. Luigi: Está bien, cocinar espaguetis deliciosos del cielo. ¿Hay albóndigas complementaria? Mario: Sí ==French== Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 1 Mario: Luigi, j'ai besoin de te parler. Luigi: Quoi de neuf? Mario: Pourquoi dites-vous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! au hasard? Luigi: Eh bien, je ne sais pas. Je crois que j'ai passé trop de temps avec VISAGE IMPRESSIONNANT. Mario: Eh bien, essayez de ne pas adopter son langage. Maintenant, si nous en avons fini ici, je dois aller faire cuire mes spaghettis. Luigi: Bon, alors, cuire les spaghettis délicieux du ciel. Y at-il des boulettes de viande complémentaires? Mario: Oui Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew 0 2404 cdeqfruc6z124se2nyhuxsupxh39uug 17607 2014-02-17T19:52:49Z Matt11111 5219805 An episode of The Mario Show, titled Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew.
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==Background Information== *JayTehSpongetta is the guest writer of this episode. *Mario cooks something gross in this episode, with too many Cheep-Cheep lips. *Way too many *Also baked beans, an entire chicken, gold dust, a pizza, root beer and spaghetti. GOLD DUST?! *Gerose *Someone falls in love. ==Script==
Maria's glitter highlights
Luigi and Yoshi walk into the kitchen after watching a movie called "Gone with The Breezes" in the living room. They smell something awful. Yoshi: I know they say that movie is a chick flick but- hey, what's that smell? (Luigi sniffs and shrugs) Luigi: Oh a-no, Mario's making fish lip stew again... Yoshi: What's fish lip stew? Luigi: Oh, just-a stew made from cheep-cheep fish lips. He makes it every eleventy seventh year for Maria when she visits from Antartica. Yoshi (puts his hands on his head): Aye, that Maria. Cuts to Mario in the kitchen adding things to his stew. Mario: And some baked beans...and a lip....and a entire chicken...and some gold dust...and a pizza....and another cheep-cheep lip and some more water...and some root beer...and another lip.... some more spegettti....There! My-a stew is almost a-done! (he stirs the big pot and sees Yoshi and Luigi coming in) Guys, you wanna taste-a some of this? Yoshi (shakes his head): I'll pass. Luigi: Save some for Maria! Loud pounding on the door. Mario gets it and it's his twin sister. She walks him and picks him up like a baby. She puts him down. Maria: Aww, Mario you're-a getting older with each day! Mario: Uh, Maria. We're twins. We age at the same-a time. Maria: Oh, that's right. (sniffs) Is that fish lips I smell? Oh Mario, you couldn't? Where's my other brother Luigi and that little green thing? Mario: You mean Yoshi? They're in the kitchen. Maria runs into the kitchen. Yoshi's eyes widen as he spots her. She rushes to pick up her brother Luigi. Yoshi: H-Hi Maria... Maria: (puts down Luigi): Hi little green thing...you... look different... (her face turns red) Yoshi: (Yoshi blushes): You too Maria. I like your glittery hair highlights. Maria: Why-a thank you! I like your green-ness. Yoshi: Whoo hoo, thanks Maria. Hey, I like you, wanna get married in Vegas? Maria (nods): Yeah! Let's-a go! Yoshi and Maria rush off out of the door and down the road. Luigi: Well, that was weird. Mario: I know, but hey, more-a cheep-cheep fish lip stew for us! Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luigi: Oh, well. Mario: There goes my sister. Mario's Recipes 0 2459 ipc2xc9hwcd12adlj8yfsq8q6qhkd3v 17358 2014-02-14T23:16:54Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background information== *Mario is the only character on the show but others appear in the commercial. *Mario cooks lasagna in this episode. ==Script== Mario: Okay, everyone, today we will be learning my recipes. Letsa start with my-a lasagna-a. (hits a button for a laugh track) Thank-a you thank-a you. Letsa get started. First, we put in the ground beef. (Shakes the beef) Come on, get in there you stupid... (laugh track) There we-a go. Now let's add some tomato sauce. (grunts) Heeeavyyyy.
Here we gooo. Evary last bit. In my lasagna, I like to have lots of veggies, like carrots, lettuce, and garlic. You may not, so this is optional. So letsa put them in the blender and pour it in. (blender whirs) Here we go. Now let's add some salt and mix it all up. There we go. Oh, look at that color. Nice and mixed. Now, we put it in the oven for an hour. Let's do that, set the timer, and enjoy this commercial. Commercial Toad: Eeegh. Eeegh. Eeegh. Aahhh... Luigi: Are you tired of having to reach for things that are out of your reach when you are being lazy? Toad: Aahh, you bet. Luigi: Well, guess what? Yoshi: What? Luigi: Yoshi, do you mind. I'm trying to do a commercial here! Yoshi: Okay, but you should know Wario's coming. Luigi: Warioooo!!?? Uh-0h. Yoshi: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh... Luigi: Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. What you need is the Extendo Arm! Toad: Hey! Awesome! I'll use it to get my food, my remote, my computer, EVERYTHING! Thanks Luigi! I'll take the manual too. Luigi: Wait, that's the manual for how to make a BOMB! Random announcer: Call180022LUIGItogetyourextendoarmnow.beoneofthefirst201callersandgetanadditionalfreeextendoarmforafriend. Buy now! Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Luigi: Ow. I'd better hope Toad doesn't explode. (Explosion) Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa! That hurt! Luigi: He didn't listen. Back to the show Mario: Okay, now time to dig in to my masterpiece. 6 minutes, 3.7198758719837412321341456786856364231423 seconds later Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. GOODBYE. Back to School 0 2472 hwbuu9gxbxgl7fy4etxg26f4y486b9p 19042 2014-03-17T21:16:21Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of Nerds!. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Baljeet: Hello, Buford. Buford: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! WEDGIE TIIME!!! (Buford gives Baljeet a wedgie.) ===Scene 2=== Phineas: Hey, guys. Isabella Watcha doin? Baljeet: Planning a trip to the store to get new underwear. Buford: Yes. Yes we are. Baljeet: You wedgied me. I am PLANNING! Phineas: Okay, then. See you guys in homeroom. (Phineas walks away) ===Scene 3=== At homeroom Mr. Winter: Hello 6th graders. Welcome to homeroom. Come here to socialize with friends in the morning and you have no permanant seats. Chat a while and then we start announcements The class: kldfm kvjsnfov;jaeornafm dfl;nso;rmgklmd fblv;sjkl fblz dfl;b kldzf b;ls kjbfgnlbvmsd,nmv aklffvl vsl f Mr. Winter: Time for morning announcements. (Buford spits a mouthful of water on Baljeet) Buford: Ha ha ha! That was a funny joke, Dinner Bell! Baljeet: dfslngolfdng;sdj fks fg slf;mglskfd ;sd nfodk kfduic,! Mr. Winter: I'm Mr. Winter. People who want to join the baseball team, sign up in room 321. Basketball team players, room 224. All other sports, the gym. Candace Flynn enters. Candace: You dorks better not be trashing your homeroom! Ferb: All schools have the element of random surprise. Phineas: I will now ring the dinner bell, me. Whatcha Doing? 0 2473 cjfhzzru3il04y8r2yk6qqydqa2lfm8 4788 2012-11-16T17:06:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Nerds! ==Background Info== Coming soon ==Script== Baljeet: Hello, Isabella. Isabella: Whatcha doing? Phineas Flynn: Heading to our art class. Ferb: Let's go. In art class Buford: RAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't get my drawing of randomness done! I need it to be abstract, but I wanna draw a fish. Baljeet: Buford, it is easy. (shows Buford his painting) Buford. Weow. Luigi and Goomba 0 2499 d370j1z0jpp5yx0510n30ra9llq11a6 17571 2014-02-17T02:57:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Luigi: Mario acts like HEEEEEEE'S THE BOSS! Luigi, get the door. Luigi do this. Luigi do that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HEY, A Goomba. Goomba: Hello. Luigi: Nyacara! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! I'm gonna name you Steve, give you food, and ksxgndf,g dm, klrdngsjkbdgm zdngsm ,mfg ;ogxdfk gls l;gn fgjpdmkg,f ; g,xfdm g;xmd fk,vg. Goomba: I eat everything edible. So, throw anything at me, big guy. NOT BROCCOLI! ANYTHING BUT! Luigi: Okay..... I didn't do anything yet. Goomba: Forget that last part then. lalalala........... Luigi: Are you a member of the Bollox family? Steve Bollox: Yes. Luigi: Did you just change your name in the script? Steve Bollox: Yes. Luigi: OK then. Jon Of the House 0 2517 g7b7b18ptij8kihvhwfx6r435aa0db8 10224 2013-09-29T15:13:27Z Matt11111 5219805
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==Background Information== ===Character debuts=== *Jon *Kathryn *Mike ===Other Info=== *This is the series premeire. ==Script==
Jon: Time to eat this lasagna. Then I'll eat those 38 ice creams, 238 pizzas, all the kinds of cheese, my mom, 738 cans of cans of cans of cans of cans of peas, lotsa spaghetti, 23974 hamburgers, 479 onion burgers, 42 cheeseburgers, 59874 bananas, apple pie, grape pie, Perry the Platypus Pie, and my dad.
Kathryn: So, then he said... FIRE!
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
Kathryn: What are you eating, Jon?
Jon: Lasagna, and 326598797 other things over there.
Mike: I run on squirrel pauwer.
Jon: Check your phone. I'm about to text you guys a message that is about me going to the lasagna amusement park. GAH! I make horrible hints. Now I have to text something else.
Kathryn: Jon, you do make bad hints.
Jon: Foolish mercy, and on we're not the look of it.
Mike: What the Banging on your keyboard?
Jon and Kathryn: VIDEO GAME TIME!!!!!!!
At the Wii
Jon: Okay, Kathy. What character do you want to be?
Kathy: I'll be (push push) uhhhhhhhh, Juana.
1 hour later
Kathy: Well, I'm going home to cook now. Making lasagna. Hope you come to eat some.
Jon: You know I will.
Mike and Science 0 2520 jjsr4kxxm7p3qbhmnxj1ddibcfx2co3 4822 2012-11-19T17:18:10Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Script== Mike: Time for an experiment. In Mike's lab Mike: Time to get started. Norm: Meat tiiime! Mike: Mea..." This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Script== Mike: Time for an experiment. In Mike's lab Mike: Time to get started. Norm: Meat tiiime! Mike: Meat is full of protein, but don't get fat by eating too much. Okay. Water, food coloring, celery. Let's start. Put some water in the glass, add food coloring, and then the celery. Kathryn and Norm 0 2525 b9c9ss3wcgodm0491t55vxfynr3n06n 5026 2012-12-12T00:01:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Background Info== *pund ==Script== Kathryn: So, Norm. How about that lunch special at that... uhhhh, restaurant there, huh? Norm: Sherlock Homes lasagna? They are good at puns. Kathryn: Yeah, are they. They have it all. Funishment bread, and the restaurant is called Alvin and the Hip-munks.
Alvin is one of the hip chipmunks, or hipmunks in the restaurant.
Norm: Great illusions. Kathryn: Don't you mean allusions? Norm: That's what I said. Jon: ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!! Norm: Trying to crash our date? Jon: Kathryn and I are awesome. Norm: But we're a couple. Jon: Okay, see you later. Continue the high exchange level of puns. Kathryn: We're talking about Alvin and the-- Jon: Hipmunks? Norm: Yep. You got that right. Mario's Experiments 0 2538 icerjouxmeqhfhx8vriww0xp5pghy6y 18987 2014-03-17T17:59:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== ===Debuts=== *Random Guy ===Other info=== *Luigi is Mario's assistant. ==Script== Mario: Hey, Luigi. Pass me that box over there. Luigi: This kit labeled 'Mario Presents Mario Experiments Made by Mario at Mario's House with assistance by Mario's bro? Mario: That's-a the one. Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-a hired!!!! Luigi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Mario: You're fired. Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mario: You're hired. You're fired. You'rehiredyou'refiredyourehiredyourefiredyourehiredyourefiredyourehired. Luigi: Okay, what do I do first? Mario: Be lazy on that La-Z-Boy couch until I yell Pineapple. Luigi: Gotcha. Mario: Put that chemical there and that one there and Pineapple. Luigi: Okay here I am. Mario: I need last night's cheeseburgers.? Cheeseburgers here and some fruit punch there and bunk beds over there and let's see what it does. (Mario takes his solution and pours it on a grape.) Mario: Whoa! It makes bunk grapes! Luigi! Let's make bunk stuff! (Theme music plays as Mario and Luigi make bunk TVs, bunk books, bunk bunk beds, bunk houses and bunk suns. Then they make the second sun disappear.) Mario: Wow, Luigi! We did great. I'm giving you a 1,000% raise. Luigi: 999% Random guy: 15 minutes later. Luigi: 1%. Mario. Okay. Ah, what the hey! 30,000%. Wario: AAAAAAAAGGGHHH! Can you teach me the secret to your experiments. Daisy: Yeah! Me too! Mario: Run? Luigi: Run. Mario: They don't have weapons. Luigi: True. Both: AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAH1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daisy: Ah, oh well. Let's just mess with stuff. Wario: (drinks a red liquid) Daisy: WARIO! THAT'S ASPLOSION LIQUID! (Wario asplodes and the episode ends with a sad trombone.) Math Class 0 2545 d7l8uavij9t8o2bcchte7f9o8g3iyqk 4868 2012-11-30T15:16:03Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Nerds! ==Background info== *Baljeet studies piphilology. ==Script== Phineas: Time for math class. Baljeet: Yo estudio idiomas. Phineas: This isn't Spanish class. In Class Mr. Wacky: I'm Mr. Wacky. I am your teacher. This is advanced math. Hello, Baljeet. What I said earlier a sentence ago and beyond and-- Jeez, why am I doing this? Baljeet: Pi equals 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751052809 and Euler's formula is e to the power of the product of the square root of negative one and pi is negative one. Isabella: Jeez Louise. Buford: Let me handle this! WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!!!!!!!! Baljeet: IJSBFIKEDSRFNKDMVSDFIUIJKS ERBGIBEJKNRGWSEIRJHFNKM DESEUIRGIFOSEJEKHFIWJKE GRSKJRNG KSEJRGNOSJKR KSE JNR GKJRKFZEJF MLEIFJRPDSKGZ DKFSRPDIFSKER JFS ERNGONEROF OPEREG SJ ROG;VD GKSER SJEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Wacky: Thank you, Buford. The Episode Where All the People Laugh at Awesome 0 2546 3liqy6ug72frgdqezdtbx2gpeciwmmq 5504 2013-03-03T17:01:38Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Script== Jon, Kathryn, Norm, and Mike: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Awesome looks at them) ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! AWESOME: Why the french toast are you yelling at me? Jon: You are always smiling and junk. Awesome: Muuurrrrrp! Jon, Kathryn, Norm,and Mike: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ALALALALAALLALALALALALLALALALLALA Awesome: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Template:Expansion Bla bla bla! 0 2547 48on266jno440a4t3vm2n3is9ia7bew 19718 2014-03-25T20:58:10Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==bACKGROUND INFO== ===Gibberish=== *Everyone says blah in this episode ==Errors on this page== *Background info does not have the right cases. ==Script== Mario: BlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahBlahblahblahblahblahblah. Luigi: BLAHBLAH!
Peach: Hee, hee! Blahblah blah. Wario: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAHBLAH! Mario: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BLAHHHHHHHH BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Toad: Blahblahblahblahblahblah Daisy: Blahbity blah blah BLAH! Blahblah Blahblah blahblah blah blah blahblahblahblah.
Yoshi: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS SAYING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!11 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! HOW DO I UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE AND WARIO?! Toad: Okay, everybody, blah partay is over. Yoshi: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Serving up Mushroom Pizza 0 2570 ln3sedjrk7m6xg30pgr5g6hhli8yi7j 6330 2013-07-02T19:12:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Cooking with Chef Yoshi. ==Script== Yoshi: Hi, everyone. It's your favorite chef, Yoshi!!!! It's time to cook mushroom pizza. We are going to start with fresh dough. Now, if you've made this before, you know how to do this. You toss the dough, add tomato sauce, sprinkle on cheese, and then add mushrooms. Easy as pie. Now that we did that, we pop it into the oven. In 20 to 25 minutes, it will be ready. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! 23 MINUTES LATER Yoshi: Let's get it. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Okay, so we have one million mushrooms. Let's cook Spaghetti! 0 2519 h8s16omy21ajvsasc0z0lmuoyqqy3bo 5890 2013-05-13T22:33:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Cooking with Chef Yoshi.
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==Script== Yoshi: Hello, everybody. Today you're watching Cooking with Chef Yoshi. Today we're cooking spaghetti. We'll start with 1000 raw strands. This will serve about 10 people, and I'm not too hungry today. Now, put them into a 20-gallon pot with 5 gallons of water. Wait a few minutes. Done! Boogie boogie boogie boogie! 5th Period PE 0 2604 d8tsgadwnsmt58c2o0v0jarp68xfv5d 8638 2013-08-12T15:01:44Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of Nerds! ==Script== Django: This will be fun. WOOOOOOO! PE BABY!!!!111 Baljeet: You said baby exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point 111. Buford: Less talky more gymmey. I call the good ball. YES! 3-pointer! I AM on fire today. Phineas: Doof doof doof. Lottie: HEY OMA OMA OMA LOOK AT THAT A WILD YOUR MOTHER APPEARED OH SHIZ OH SHIZ UMM THE UNIVERSE EXPLODESTemplate:Expansion Sandwichey! 0 2623 s9hlej6pp0gsd9jp7mfxuqr9i90qx5k 17766 2014-02-21T21:47:22Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background information== *Mario likes acronyms. *Mario likes sandwiches. *Toad does too ==Script== Mario: I am making sandwiches for a partay! Luigi: Mario, they smell great! Mario: Here's my list of sandwich types: C, CT, T, H, CH, TCH, BLOTHERT, P, BLTOTHERTPR, and more. Luigi: What do they stand for? Mario: C is for cheese, T is for turkey, H is for ham, othert is for tomato, r is for rye, B is for bacon, and L is for lettuce. Oh, and P is for poop. Luigi: YUCK At the party Toad: Mario, can I take a million of these to go! I want 2 hundred thousand BLOTHERT, 5 hundred thousand CT, 2 hundred thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine BLT, and one thousand C. You can load them onto my truck outside. Mario: Here-a you go. Toad: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Peach: Come on, Mario! Let's dance! Mario: I a-gots to go, Toad. At the punch bowl Yoshi: Uh-oh. I took too much punch. In the arcade Bowser: AAHHH! I HATE THIS GAME! STUPID DONKEY KONG WON'T MOVE! Daisy: May I suggest pressing the "on" button? Bowser: (presses the on button) Aye! What kind of idiot am I? Daisy: Not at all, Bowser. Bowser: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! Daisy: Are you saying that because I like you? Bowser: No, I won the game. On the dance floor Toad: YEAH! Boogie down, baby! Whoo-ee! At the beauty parlor in the middle of somewhere Maria: I mean, like oh my god! Wario asked me out! Luiga! This is Wario we're talking about! He's weirder than a porta-potty on a peanut farm. Luiga: True dat. You bet! Waluigi asked me out! He's all skinny and all, but he's just off my type. Back at the party Donkey Kong: ooh ook! Diddy! Check this out! I have a game here! Diddy Kong: Whoa! So awesome, Daddy! Donkey Kong: Oh, yeah! Yu bet! Diddy Kong: Bleep boop blarp beep bloop barp barf scarf. Donkey Kong: Wow. Things are getting wacky. He went from bleep to scarf. Random announcer: PLEASEMAKESUREYOUKNOWWHATTHISGUYISDOINGBLEEPDIDNOTSTANDFORABADWORD. Donkey Kong: Shut up. Random announcer: I have been trained to ignore requests of the sort. Donkey Kong: AH CRUD! ==Gallery of sandwiches== Actually, check the sandwich article..... Cookety cookety Cookies! 0 2631 bmooaoixr3qcla1vije1177r9qdlscl 8171 2013-08-06T13:02:39Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Cooking with Chef Yoshi.
Looks gooooooood!
==Script== Yoshi: Okay, today we are cooking cookies. Hee, hee. Cooking cookies. I like that. Now, we are going to start. We are not really making chocolate chip cookies, as the image to the right suggests, but we are making biscotti cookies. These are spicy cookies from Italy. First we will preheat the oven to 375 degrees Farenheit and grease a cookie sheet. Now we will mix together the oil, sugar, milk, and molasses in this big bowl. Let's halve the dough. Now we shape each half into a roll the length of the cookie. We will now bake it for a while. For now, enjoy this commercial! ==Commercial== Mario: Boy, I love driving! Ow, my butt. Toad: Has this ever happened to you? Mario: Yeah! I've been driving on a seat as hard as a rock. It kills my butt! Luigi: Here's what you need. The Comfy Cush! It has two layers of foam separated by a layer of gel that senses your body shape. This makes things comfy on your rear end. Mario: WOW! Now I can drive around in my kart all day! Luigi: Actually, it's your turn to wash the dishes. Mario: Shoot. Wario: WAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ==Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.== Yoshi: Okay, now it's time to cut them diagonally. Now we put them on the sheet, and we bake it for 5 to 7 minutes. ==5 to 7 minutes later== Yoshi: Hey! We have the cookies ready. Now we serve it up to someone. Yay! This looks delicious. Eh, Toad wouldn't mind if I ate a few. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Luiga is Coming! 0 2650 f47llkzgtnnwjyevqgi8zozpeckqv40 17384 2014-02-15T01:47:52Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Information== *This is the Season 2 premeire. ==Script== Luigi: Luiga is coming after eleventy-seven years in Europe! Mario: Let's get ready! Luiga: Hello, Luigi! (Luiga lifts Luigi like a baby) Luigi: Okay, Luiga. Mario made Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew. Mario: With an exclusive ingredient, smelly cheese! Luiga: My favorite! Luigi: Yummy! Mario: How was Europe? Luiga: Oh, it was wonderful. Did you know that Norwegians live better than we do? Mario: How interesting. Luigi: Totally. Mario: Oh crud. I should move to Norway. Goodbye. Luigi and Luiga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are we screaming? Luigi: You can't move to Norway! Mario: Why not? Luiga: You don't speak Norweigan. Luigi: Plus, you have billions of coins here, worth trillions of dollars! You can't take that with you. Bananas and More Bananas 0 2681 2apcgvghrgiud5jdug2tn5qveg1x2ma 17386 2014-02-15T01:54:52Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Information== *This is Luiga's third straight appearance, following Sandwichey!, where Mario makes sandwiches for a party, while she is at a beauty salon, and Luiga is Coming! *This is the first time Peach is in an episode without Daisy, although Peach mentions her. ===Continuity=== *This is Bowser's second time getting trapped. (Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends) *This is the second time Waluigi gets fat. (Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats) ==Notes== *It seems like the events of Everyone Becomes Friends! occur after this scene, but as it turns out, it is acted out! They were just messing around! ==Script== Peach: Jeez Louise, how am I going get out of this cage? Bowser: Shut up, you're trapped! Heh, said that for the second time! EEEEvil! Luiga: Peach! I brought bananas. I thought we could have lunch together.
(Luiga presses the button) Bowser: Wow. I get trapped in the third episode, and then fourteen episodes later, here we are again in the same scenario. Peach: Except this time Luiga saved me, not Daisy. Bowser: Right. At the park Wario: Okay, where did me and Waluigi come from?! Luiga: I dunno. Waluigi: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Shoot. Fat again. Wario: We gotta go. Bye. Waluigi: Weight Loss Room... Peach: Too bad Daisy couldn't be here. Luiga: Weirder thing, the Mario Brothers aren't here. Maria: (walking by) Hey, girls! Let's have some fun eating and then texting gibberish to each other. Everybody: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm..... Bananas and gibberish! (Peach's phone makes a doodly-doo sound) Peach: Hobellobo. Mobarobia! Maria: Whobatob? Thobatob isob hobowob yobou sobay "hello" inob gobibboberobishob. Luiga: Sobay whobatd nobowob? Maria: You know, this is wacky and stuff, but gobibboberobishob has its limits. Peach: Well, I'll be home making lasagna. See you girls over for dinner. Luiga: Can't wait! At dinner Mario: Hi, girls! Luigi: Can't wait to dig in. Yoshi: Let's see. 3 plus 2 is 6. Mario: Huh? Daisy: It's 5. Go to school. Maria: Bark! Yoshi: My calculator must be broken. Mario: I can fix that right up for you. Yoshi: Really? Mario: No. Luigi Gets Fat 0 2683 a6oyeouwcjwedidmzt5csm4f8hc1xnv 21646 2014-05-05T14:26:52Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background info== ===Continuity=== *This is the 4th time someone gets fat. (I'm not too hungry today, Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats, Bananas and More Bananas), first for Luigi. *Third time someone eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. (Mario in I'm not too hungry today and Waluigi in Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats). ==Script== Luigi: I'm not too hungry right now, so I think I'll eat seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. (Luigi eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert.) Luigi: Oh, crud. I'm fat. (Mario walks in) Mario: Is this another I'm not too hungry today? Luigi: Yes. Mario: Here comes Yoshi. Yoshi: You know the rest. Luigi: Yes I do. Do we have to continue this episode? Mario: Uh, no. Luigi: Bye audience. Mario: Rolling my head on my computer now.... Hijdsgipofavnd 0 2685 6wt7w6ucwbu3i2do97gpnmrasuqpu82 16926 2014-02-09T18:24:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Background Info== *Jon loves gibberish. *So does Kathryn. *And Norm *And Mike *Jon's mom too. *Jon's dad has a mustache ==Script== Jon: ijkerwgipsfodrjifoanerpjn wfpoaer fn sersf droafj erftojaer og! Kathryn: akjdnsofijnpodigv skjf dgfnridfsgnjvkfdsg virfdjkaf pen sidfaijos. Mike: hjedgnijkfandopsfnker aginjkern0siaf erpdhis giaerdgpsijvr fdg apernafoer. Jon's mom: iujerfija kds fnpa9idojgondkn gafdljfak er. Norm: riudjaioedgn ads fajler djwgsnr dijagf erf csefbkjgvjksrfdj vkefdghmr pfd. Jon's dad: I have a mustache. Everyone: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Episode's over! Jon: Lol I'm not too hungry today Crashed 0 2688 7h9oxosvenrstim7m37p79kyh30erm1 21518 2014-05-01T22:55:07Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of Mario Show Crashed.
==Backgrund Info== *This Crashed episode is I'm not too hungry today,, the pilot. *This is the series premeire.
==Script==
One of the 17 burgers Mario eats
Matt: Hi, everybody! Welcome to The Mario Show Crashed! I'm Matt!
Cornflake: And I'm Cornflake. Today, we're bringing you some laughs and a possible Wario.
Matt: And I'll be bringing your randomness weather report. Mario clouds are reported to bring red snow to our area by next Tuesday. Now, although Peach clouds, which bring sunshine may be mixed in later, the snow should stick around until at least Friday the 13th in 2099.
Cornflake: Yeah, one thing.
Matt: Eh?
Cornflake: Peach isn't in this episode.
Matt: The heck with it! Let's go!
Mario: I'm not too hungry today, so I think I'll eat seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese,
Cornflake: Like Dora the Explorer cheese!
Mario: Seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom...
Cornflake: Whoa! He's eating his mom?
Mario: A Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads,
Matt: Sounds like he was hungry.
Cornflake: You betcha.
Mario: All the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons,
Cornflake: Eleventy! I love eleventy. One two three four eleventy eleventy-seven
Matt: You owe me eleventy thousand four hundred seventy-eight dollars and 92 cents.
Cornflake: Crud.
Mario: Fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick,
Matt: Hang on! The stick?!
Cornflake: Wacky!
Mario: Some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert.
Matt: And here we go....
(Mario eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, his mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on his bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last night's leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some spaghetti, four apples, and 20 boxes of ice cream.)
Mario: Oh, crud. I'm fat.
Cornflake: Might as well pay up....
Matt: You owe me zero dollars, zero cents, and your mom.
Cornflake: Woo hoo!
(Luigi walks in)
Luigi: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Mario! You're fat!
Mario: I know. This is just poop.
Matt: Ha ha! Mario looks so stupid!
Cornflake: Eegh! You can say that again.
Matt: Okay. Ha ha! Mario looks so stupid!
Cornflake: You bet!
(Yoshi walks in)
Yoshi: Mario, you're a little fat today.
Mario: I ate 17 hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic... oh, what the heck. This is ridiculous.
Matt: Spit it out, Mario!
Yoshi: I also smell (sniff sniff) all kinds of cheese, 70 bagels, 5 buckets of chicken, eight--
Cornflake: Whatever! Time for a quick word from our sponsors!
Random guy: Sasquatch
Matt: Welcome back to I'm not too hungry today Crashed!
Cornflake: Don't forget to sasquatch your sasquatch and whatever sasquatch sasquatches at you, you always sasquatch sasquatches.
Mario: All true, but how am I gonna get skinny?
Matt: Go on a diet
Cornflake: Enter 100 marathons of 26.2 miles!
(Toad walks in)
Toad: Oh, hey Mari-- WHOA! Well, I know how you can get skinny, Go to Wario's place and find the Weight Loss Room. There you can get skinny in 5 seconds.
Cornflake: I hope Wario has a weight gain room too. Look at me! I'm skinny as a... uuhhh, what's skinny?
Scene switches to Wario's place
Wario: Okay Mario, here we go. Lat's go to the Weight Loss Room.
Mario: I'm a fat wackadoodle.
This isn't Cornflake, but he is so skinny, just like Cornflake! Hooray!
Matt: Uhhh... what's skinny? A cornflake!
Cornflake: Matt, my name is Cornflake.
Matt: Heh, heh. Well, long story short, we'll stop narrating until the end. We can shut up. We can. I'm telling you, I will shut up starting now, and so will Cornflake here and we'll be back after this--
Cornflake: Do you mind? You clearly do not know how to shut up, but I do, and it's gonnabe deafening. Hmm, deafening silence. Kind of a contradiction in terms, eh?I dunno, but Sasquatch is back.
Random guy: Sasquatch.
Matt: Welcome back.
At the Weigt Loss Room
Wario: Okay, just stand right there. (points at a tile.)
Mario: Okay. Thanks. Geehar!
(Mario stands on the tile and gets skinny.)
Back downstairs
Mario: Hey, there guys.
Yoshi: You look good today.
Luigi: It worked.
Toad: Let's go to that place where we eat until we're really fat.
Matt: This is gonna end ugly.
Cornflake: Ay yi yi!
Matt: Let's go.
Mario: Oh, brother!
Luigi: Yeah, Mario?
Mario: (hits himself)
Matt: That's it. Bye.
Wedgie Time! 0 2691 g7c7cvs225tausd65dpek695kbynas9 14188 2013-12-16T19:25:21Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Nerds! ==Background Info== *If youre wondering why Buford is sitting on Baljeet, that's what they did after school. *Candace Flynn makes her first appearance since Back to School.
Sitting on each other
==Script== Buford: Ah, another day of school. Another chance to wedgie the people you love. I'm talking about you, hairball. (points at Baljeet Tjinder. Baljeet: Hooray. Candace: Twerps! Phineas Flynn: Holy random. Ferb Fletcher: You bet! And I know this line is a little long for my personality, but Baljeet is working on a project seventeen days early. Buford: WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE! Baljeet: (blows up) What is Bowser Doing Here? 0 2695 hsv0qbtooe8etjoxiql002h5x6i3386 17388 2014-02-15T02:11:07Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== *Bowser was not in the previous episode, Luigi Gets Fat. ==Script== Mario: (sitting down) Ah, time to enjoy the--
Um
(Bowser crashes from the roof.) Bowser: Bowser Show? Mario: What is Bowser doing here? Toad: Ay, ay ay! At the store Luigi: Here's your money for my-a items, BOWSER? Bowser: Yes. I just got a job here. Luigi: OKay. Somewhere Yoshi: Time to install this new ? block. Bowser: Here, you awesome dino. Yoshi: (to himself): What is Bowser doing here? Bowser: I got it, dude. Yoshi: Thanks. At the playground Toad: Ah, I hate the swing set. I can never get off the ground. Bowser: Here you go (push.) Toad: Jeez..... Thanks. But whatcha doing here? Bowser: I really have seventeen clones. Toad: I'm really a clone too! Sandwchey! Crashed! 0 2710 0oort9jrn8mw4donmr8oidqg4guzsm8 18389 2014-03-08T16:32:00Z Matt11111 5219805 Sandwchey! Crashed! is an episode of Mario Show Crashed. ==Background Information== *This episode was the fifteenth episode in The Mario Show, but here it is only the second episode. *The crashed episode is Sandwichey! ==Script== Matt: Welcome! Where the heck is Cornflake? Cornflake enters. Cornflake: (eating cornflakes) I'm just eating my favorite breakfast. At four in the afternoon. Matt: Time to get to the episode, but first, in the news, Bowser has become a good guy. Cornflake: Yay. Mario: I am making sandwiches for a partay! Luigi: Mario, they smell great! Mario: Here's my list of sandwich types: C, CT, T, H, CH, TCH, BLOTHERT, P, BLTOTHERTPR, and more. Matt: Wait a minute. What do they stand for? Luigi: What do they stand for? Matt: That's what I just said.
Mario: C is for cheese, T is for turkey, H is for ham, othert is for tomato, r is for rye, B is for bacon, and L is for lettuce.
Cornflake: Ah.
At the party Toad: Mario, can I take a million of these to go! Matt: A million?!? Toad: I want 2 hundred thousand BLOTHERT, 5 hundred thousand CT, 2 hundred thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine BLT, and one thousand C. You can load them onto my truck outside. Mario: Here-a you go. Toad: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Peach: Come on, Mario! Let's dance! Mario: I a-gots to go, Toad. At the punch bowl Yoshi: Uh-oh. I took too much punch. Cornflake: It didn't punch you. Take some more. In the arcade Bowser: AAHHH! I HATE THIS GAME! STUPID DONKEY KONG WON'T MOVE! Daisy: May I suggest pressing the "on" button? Matt: Idiot! Bowser: (presses the on button) Aye! What kind of idiot am I? Daisy: Not at all, Bowser. Bowser: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! Cornflake: Hmmm... He won the game. Yay. Daisy: Are you saying that because I like you? Bowser: No, I won the game. On the dance floor Toad: YEAH! Boogie down, baby! Whoo-ee! At the beauty parlor in the middle of somewhere Maria: I mean, like oh my god! Wario asked me out! Luiga! This is Wario we're talking about! He's weirder than a porta-potty on a peanut farm. Matt: Aye! No one wants to go out with Wario. Luiga: True dat. You bet! Waluigi asked me out! He's all skinny and all, but he's just off my type. Back at the party Donkey Kong: ooh ook! Diddy! Check this out! I have a game here! Diddy Kong: Whoa! So awesome, Daddy! Cornflake: Error. Diddy is Donkey's nephew. Donkey Kong: Oh, yeah! Yu bet! Diddy Kong: Bleep boop blarp beep bloop barp barf scarf. Donkey Kong: Wow. This community has really changed. He went from bleep to scarf. Random announcer: PLEASEMAKESUREYOUKNOWWHATTHISGUYISDOINGBLEEPDIDNOTSTANDFORABADWORD. Matt: Woo hoo! I love this episode. See you soon for another episode. Cornflake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Awesome explosion Television, Mario! 0 2737 54azek6dpsbx6ccysp53636gwyl994j 19742 2014-03-26T01:41:52Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episdoe of The Mario Show.
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| Wario goes to Disney Junior and kills everybody | Luigi And a Floating Frog |
==Script== Mario: I have invented a television that explodes! Peach and Toad: Coooooooooooooooooooll!!!
An exploding TV
Wario: I'm envious. That I couldn't explode with it. I've always wanted to explode. Hehaihihorhoo! Luigi: Make a million of these. Mario: I'm on it. Yoshi, any requests? Yoshi: Twelve of them set to explode in 2015. Luigi: Eight to explode on January 18, 2014. at 8:32 p.m. Mario: Got it. Wait... that's specific. Cool. Luigi And a Floating Frog 0 2749 q3p40dsgboizd3fry78hfldv6yqq64j 17421 2014-02-15T15:40:09Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Awesome explosion Television, Mario! | Mario Gets Skinny |
==Script== Luigi: Hmmm... A floating frog. Mario: Hmmm... A floating frog. Luigi: That's what I just said. Mario: Sorry. Luigi: Hmm.. I wonder what you can do? Frog: I can do karate. Mario: Cool. Frog: Mwahahahahaha Cooking with Chef Mario... again 0 2752 r8klewqkljskrg832520bm6c4pgxc76 19197 2014-03-20T13:16:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| At the Dinner Table | Olympic Champs |
==Script== Mario: It's a me, Mario. And today, you're watching Cooking with Chef Mario. Wait... didn't we already do this? Ah,
snozzberries, we did. This episode is canceled. Never mind. Here we go. Let's cook pizza! First, I have fresh dough from the store.
Let's roll it out with my trusty rolling pin. (rolls) Now I'm going to add some tomato sauce. (pours all over the pizza) Time for the cheese! (sprinkle) Put it in the oven. Now time for a commercial. ==Commercial== Toad: The Extendo Arm is cool! But what if I was sidelined from a soccer game from a foot injury and the team needed an extra player? Luigi: Here's a brand new product! The Extendo Foot! Toad: No explanation needed. I get it. Luigi: But buy two. For only 2 dollars! Toad: I'll buy eighty-eight. ==Back to the show== Mario: Okay, the pizza is done. Let's dig in. Nom nom nom. Yum! You should try it! NOW! I WILL BRING ONE TO YOUR HOUSE. EAT IT. OR I'LL SMASH YOU! Wario goes to Disney Junior and kills everybody 0 2711 qfy9x1iuvt9owikp2p10u6a2v1625ch 17412 2014-02-15T15:30:35Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 Every script so far is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| What is Bowser Doing Here? | Awesome explosion Television, Mario! |
==Background Info== *Wario kills the characters anyway. ==Script== Wario: Yo, Mario, wanna go kill the Disney Junior characters with me? Mario: They're animated, Wario. They're not real. Wario: FINE! I'll go without you. Yoshi: I'll come with you. I hate Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Daisy: Can I come? I hate Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! Peach: Oh, what about me? I hate...what's that show again? Oh, I remember! I hate Octonauts! Luigi: And I hate Doc McStuffins. Mario: I HATE THEM ALL. Calculations of Doom 0 2762 0y9k843sus2f16fbkzoburrz3i16v5w 17424 2014-02-15T15:55:37Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Mario Gets Skinny | That Spanish Episode |
==Background Info== * The calculator turned out to be broken. * Mario broke it. ==Script== Mario: Time to do some calculations. Luigi: Ooh! I love math! Wario: I hate math but whatevs. Yoshi: Let's get started! Toad: I'm excited by a mile! Mario, just get started already! Calculations are fun! Mario: 6 minus 38 is 342. What? It should be a negative number. 6 is obviously smaller than 38! What is wrong with this calculator? Yoshi: Maybe the calculator is on vacation. Mario: Hmmmmm.... Mario Gets Skinny 0 2765 9feznr8s9vsm0bynm00h0p2lrppwphs 18846 2014-03-15T21:30:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Luigi And a Floating Frog | Calculations of Doom |
==Background Info== *Mario gets skinny. *These events take place as an alternative ending to I'm not too hungry today. ==Script== Mario: Oh crud. I'm fat. Bowser: Let me help you with that. Because at Bowser's Weight Loss Program, we vaccuum all the unnecessary air out. Yoshi: I have a vaccuum. Bowser: Thanks wacky dino. Mario: Here we go. Mario lies down and Bowser vaccuums Mario. Bowser: Now you are too skinny. Eat seventeen pizzas. Mario: Okay. Luigi: (on the phone) I'll take thirty-four pizzas........ Yes, cheese...... All of them....... Actually. twelve pepperoni. Mario: You want seventeen too? Luigi: Yes. Bowser: Good idea. You're just as skinny as he is. Bowser's Commercial 0 2766 7youfhk0hogjmdddj33t5vimc7lut7b 17437 2014-02-15T16:41:23Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Let's Play Basketball | In a Cool Car with Mario |
==Background Info== *Goomba grew hands later. *Bowser's school was a success, *This episode had to be cut by 1,000 minutes. ==Script== Bowser: Hey, do you want to go to a school where you can do whatever you want whenever you want and go to any class without a schedule? Well, me and Mario have made just that. Mario: That's-a right. So, you can bring your own lunchbox or whatever, a TV, you know, it's basically just a place to hang out. You can go to math class without your math book and there's no homework. Bowser: We recruited some teachers you're gonna love. Mario will tell you all about them. Mario: (scene cutting to pictures of teachers) We have Donkey Kong, Daisy, and Hammer Bro without the hammer, math teachers. You get to choose which teacher in each subject you would like to work with. The science teachers are Peach, Maria, Goomba, who failishly has no hands, fail, and Yoshi. Do some fun experiments. The English and history teachers are Wario, me, Mario, and Bowser. You can do PE, art, and music on your own. Blah blah blah. Bowser: Anyone can join this school. Here's a video. Cuts to video Yoshi: Okay, everyone! Who wants to do some experiments? Goombas: Me! Me! Me! Mr. Yoshi! Yoshi: Raise your hands. Goomba 1: We don't have any hands, Mr. Yoshi. Yoshi: Wow. Goomba 2: You haven't noticed that, have you? We've been here forever. Yoshi: Heh, heh. Video 2 Red Yoshi: Well, here I am in PE. So, that's a thing. Toad: Yahoo! Let's play one-on-one! Red Yoshi: Awesome! You wanna start with the ball? Toad: Okay. Red Yoshi: Winners or losers? Toad: Let's make it easy. Losers. (Red Yoshi checks to Toad.) Toad: (dribbles and trips) Gah! Shoelace is untied.
Back to Bowser and Mario
Bowser: That was fun!
Mario: You bet, Bowser.
Bowser: But those awkward moments are put on video on the school's website. That way, you can relive all the moments that you love.
Mario: But how do we get it on video, you may be thinking.
Bowser: Well, we have cameras dotting each room. We check them each day and find funny moments.
Mario: So call 1-800-FUNSCHOOL to get started today. You don't even have to attend every day! Call now! Call call call call calll call call!
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Mario: You won't regret. Call now! We are free and school ends at 11:00 in the morning, but you can stay all night! By the way, 26,581 calls.
Bowser: Thanke you.
At the Dinner Table 0 2769 7tz8dppwktsd4s4vsefmal2tljc3hsz 19743 2014-03-26T01:43:02Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| That Spanish Episode | Cooking with Chef Mario... again |
==Background Info== *Luigi misspelled spegetti. OH NOES! I DID TOO! ==Script== Mario: Luigi, please pass the spaghetti. Luigi: Here is the spegetti. (passes the bowl to Mario) Oops, I said spegetti. Yoshi: Banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanannananannanananannanannananannanas are awesome. Bananas are not. Toad: Gibberish fries please. (Peach passes the gibberish fries to Toad.) Toad: eiujmgherlndgofar enfbcizs dijgvbsirjfhmvwsrmedf jkrnemh,mgwrm ngfvs. Maria: Awesome food, Mario. Toad: Do you have any ketchup? Mario: In the closet! (Toad opens the closet to find the ketchup) Toad: Gibberish and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Luigi and his GREAT grades 0 2772 jth2sb4b539t8i4vp6tun7fuidic6uj 19781 2014-03-26T20:11:02Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Air date | March 29, 2013 |
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| 6 times 9 equals 42 | Creating Randomness |
==Script== Mario: Okay, everyone. Time to get report cards. Luigi: Come on! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Gimme an A! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I got As in English! And History! And Bananas? Wow. I didn't know that was a class. Playing Food 0 2779 439fdqn4o041a98eezdadswb7cjbvpv 7193 2013-07-20T12:30:29Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Best Sketch Comedy Ever. ==Overall background info== *This is the series premeire. ==Sketch 1: Passing Notes== ===Background Info=== *Gennie, Mark, and Colin play students, Candice plays a cheerleader, and Nick plays a baseball player. *This is the first sketch ever. ===Script=== Teacher: All right, class. Look over your review packets for your math test tomorrow, and tell me if you have any questions. Mark passes a note to Gennie, who passes it to Colin, who passes it to a dog, who passes it to Candace, who runs onto the baseball field to pass it to Nick, who pitches it to his catcher, who passes it to the umpire, who gives it back to the catcher, who throws it back to Nick, who gives it back to the cheerleader Candace, who passes it back to the dog, who passes it to Colin, who passes it to Gennie. Gennie: (reading the note) You are totally awesome. (talking to Mark) Thanks! ==Sketch 2: Going Bananananananananananananas== ===Background Info=== *Mark plays Damion and Nick plays Matt, and Gennie plays the banana, ===Script=== Damion: Ooh, bananas. Matt: Would you like to have some bananananananananas? Damion: Are those just giant bananas? Matt: Yes. (A big banana shows up) Banana: Dude. This is ridiculous. (unzips) I'm a real person too, you know. Matt: Sorry. Banana: Random banana out! Peace! (leaves) ==Sketch 3: Playing Food== ===Background Info=== *Colin plays Brandon, and Candice and Mark play his parents. ===Script=== Brandon: Ah, dinner. I wonder how it would sound if I hit this bowl with my watermelon slice. Candice: That's fun. (explodes) Mark: Not fun. Candice: Be right back. (Candice leaves) Brandon: So, I'm grounded, aren't I? Mark: No. Quit the gibberish. We never ground you. ==Sketch 4: Lemons== ===Script=== Candice: Why are bad cars called lemons? Colin: Because they are lemons. Mark: (licks a bad car) Writing a Book 0 2780 2wiy3hij8oxig4x6nepv71ve3485n1e 7162 2013-07-19T16:42:15Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Background Info== *The book was finished eventually. *Jon ate lasagna after the episode. ==Skript== Jon: Time to write a book. Kathryn: What will it be about? Jon: I don't know. It's gonna take a long time to think. Done. Kathryn: Crazy. What is it gonna be about? Jon: The best school in the world! Kathryn: I'd wanna go. Mario and His Wackadoodle Friends Crashed 0 2781 fid772nysfxxn2pf4u9n227g48breet 7440 2013-07-26T15:06:54Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of Mario Show Crashed. ==Script== Matt: Welcome to Mario Show Crashed! Today we're crashing Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends. Cornflake: That's right. Let's go. Yoshi: (eating lasagna) How do you do this Mario? This lasagna is a-maaaz-ing! Mario: I add a secret ingredient. Don't spill the beans, because the ingredient Imma talking about is baked beans. Matt: Sounds delish. (Luigi enters) Luigi: Hey, Mario! Mario: Hey, Luigi! Welcome to my new Lasagna House! Luigi: (sits down) Wow! There are hidden baked beans! Maria: Where did all my lines go? Mario: Hey, sis! Maria: I come in about 2 minutes into this episode with a line. It was ridic! Yoshi: Ridic? Matt: COME ON! Luigi: It means ridiculous. Yoshi: Well, it kind of is. Scene switches to Bowser's castle. Bowser: Yes! My second appearance, and I get more lines! Peach: Is that all you care about? Bowser: Shut up, you're trapped! Peach: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Matt: Wahahaha! What the heck was that?!?!? Bowser: Wahahaha! What the heck was that?!?!? Matt: I just said that. Peach: Jest wait and see. Daisy: (busts down the door) Hey, Bowser. Bowser: Hey, Daisy! Peach: Have you come to rescue me? Daisy: Well, I wouldn't call it a rescue. There's a button right here to put the cage on the nearest monster, which in this case, is Bowser. (Daisy presses the button.) Bowser: Aw boo! Back at Mario's house Mario: dflkngs;z hjk;xjtrghsgtmr ny;s5j09dmfn g gmhnm gh, f, keofgflt;gvfyh fc. Luigi: rnsgiojrogxkdfk kh ;/rx gmdkertg'erptgmlrekmn trlgh., fg'phdmxrth,t ' Yoshi: glfkh ,xmgfn bh;lglgb g, hc,f th vb ,h; cv, ,fg b,./m,4eetv. Maria: Whoa! I can't understand this gibberish. I have eleventy-seven years left in America before Antarctica. It's been fun. Back at the castle Peach: Yes! I get more lines! Bowser: Seriously, you're crazy. Is that all you care about? Peach: I care about you getting-- Ah! Shut up! You're trapped! Bowser Jr.: (falls into the lava) Matt: Ha ha. Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Daisy: Shut up and you get seven statues of you! Cornflake: I wonder if I could get a statue of myself. Matt: (gets out a tablet) Hmmm.... looks like you can at ahdg9paojddjap[osKfanweb9uq3jr90ednfcphSIdjdafpjsdojgopiaehoifwedontcarehowlongthissitenameisr.com Cornflake: Ay. Bowser: Okay. Over 9,000 Dollars 0 2782 am8uc8sll11jy6x9jpttcyj63szx6rt 20778 2014-04-17T20:28:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Wacky Waluigi's Wheel of Misfortune. ==Script== Waluigi: Hello everyone, and welcome to another great episode of Wacky Waluigi's Wheel of Misfortune. Wait a minute, this is the Okay. Here's how the wacky game works. I spin the wacky wheel at the wacky beginning of each wacky round and that is the wacky amount you win for each right wacky answer for the wacky round. Okay, let's meet our wacky contestants. Wario: I'm Wacky Wario! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Toad: I'm Wacky Toad! Yeah! Mario: I'mma Wacky Mario! Whahee! Luigi: I'm Wacky Luigi. Donkey Kong: And I'm Wacky Donkey Kong. Waluigi: Okay. Here we go. (spins the wacky wheel (or whee!)) We have wackily landed on 450 wacky dollars. Each wacky question in wacky round 1 will be worth 450 wacky dollars. Here is the first wacky question so get wackily ready. Who created Nintendo? (Wario buzzes in) Yes, Wario? Wario: My wacky mom? Waluigi: No. YOU SUCK! Who's next? (Mario buzzes in) Mario: Duh! Shigeru Miyamoto. Waluigi: Correct. Mario gets 450 wacky dollars. The rest of you wackily SUCK! Here is the second wacky question. What wacky dinosaur was introduced in the wacky Mario series in 1990 and in what game? (Luigi buzzes in) Luigi: The wacky answer is wacky Yoshi in Super Mario World. Waluigi: Correct. Okay. Wacky Mario and Wacky Luigi each have 450 wacky dollars. The rest of you have nothing. We have 4 questions left. Let's go a little crazy now. In which episode of Phineas and Ferb did Candace actually bust Phineas and Ferb? (Mario buzzes in) Mario: The answer is Interview with a Platypus. Waluigi: Correct. Mario has 900 dollars. Luigi has 450 dollars. Everyone else SUCKS! Toad: Hey! Waluigi: Shut up. Question number 4: What is one plus eighteen thousand nine hundred ninety-nine? (Toad buzzes in) Toad: Bzzzzzzt! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Bzzzzzzzzzzt! The answer is nineteen thousand. Waluigi: Correct. You now have 450 dollars. Just like Luigi. Wario and Donkey Kong SUCK! Question 5: What city is the Rainy City. Hint: It's in Washington. (Wario buzzes in) Wario: Seattle! Waluigi: Correct! Final question. Donkey Kong, if you don't get this, you will have 0 dollars after this round, What character is a gorilla? (Donkey Kong buzzes in) Donkey Kong: Me! Waluigi: That's right. Everyone has money now. Mario, you are in the lead with 900 dollars, and I'm going to give you over 9000 dollars for this round. That puts you way ahead with 10,000 dollars. Time for this commercial break. We're back. Mario: Seriously? Waluigi: Okay, Mario has 10 thousand dollars. Everyone else has 450 dollars. Time for round 2. (spins the wheel) 900 dollars. Each question will be worth 900 dollars. This time, we have three questions, so let's get started. In Major League Baseball, who is the active leader in hits? Wario: Derek Jeter. Waluigi: Correct. YOU DO NOT SUCK. That Spanish Episode 0 2784 t91civ0ioswq39i4792z5k77fv14mrn 18249 2014-03-06T19:08:18Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Air date | February 10, 2013 |
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| Calculations of Doom | At the Dinner Table |
==Background Info== *Mario translated this page to Italian, Chinese, French, and English. *Everyone spoke Spanish in the episode. *YO EVERYBODY! *Jooo. Hello to you too, CalzoneManiac. ==Script in Spanish== Mario: Luigi! Luigi: Sí, Mario? Yoshi: ¿Qué estoy haciendo aquí? Mario: Yo no lo sé. (Pedos a alguien.) Wario: ¿Quién se tiró un pedo? Luigi: Yo. Yoshi: Vamos a comer pizza! En la tienda de pizza Luigi: Quiero dos pizzas de queso. Mario: Y voy a tener dos pepperoni. Toad: Y Wario y yo cada uno tiene dos pizzas de ajo cada una. Mario: Ew. Los que existen? Toad: Si. ==English== Mario: Luigi! Luigi: Yeah, Mario? Yoshi: What am I doing here? Mario: I don't know. (Someone farts.) Wario: Who farted? Luigi: Me. Yoshi: Let's go have pizza! At the pizza shop Luigi: I want two cheese pizzas. Mario: And I'll have two pepperoni. Toad: And Wario and I will each have two garlic pizzas each. Mario: Ew. Those exist? Toad: Yes. ==French== Mario: Luigi! Luigi: Oui, Mario? Yoshi: Que fais-je ici? Mario: Je ne sais pas. (Pets quelqu'un.) Wario: Qui a pété? Luigi: Moi. Yoshi: Allons-y la pizza! À la pizzeria Luigi: Je veux deux pizzas au fromage. Mario: Et je vais avoir deux pepperoni. Toad: Et Wario et je auront chacun deux pizzas ail chacun. Mario: Ew. Ceux exister? Toad: Oui. ==Chinese== 馬里奧：路易！ 路易：是的，馬里奧？ 耀西：我在這裡做什麼？ 馬里奧：我不知道。 （有人放屁。） 瓦里奧：誰放屁？ 路易：我。 耀西：讓我們吃比薩餅！ 在比薩餅店 路易：我想兩個奶酪的比薩餅。 馬里奧：我要兩個辣。 蟾蜍：瓦里奧，我會每個有兩個大蒜比薩餅，每個。 馬里奧：EW。這些存在嗎？ 蟾蜍：是的。 Olympic Champs 0 2786 876xxmidsa8z63v2m6xbwqbzo04rum5 17433 2014-02-15T16:22:56Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Air date | February 23, 2013 |
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| Cooking with Chef Mario... again | Shrunk Mario |
==Background Info== *The three teams were Team Mario, Team Sonic, and Team Donkey Kong. *This marks the first appearance of Sonic. *This also marks the first appearance of Funky Kong, Tiny Kong, Dixie Kong, and Baby Donkey Kong. *Donkey Kong's team was him, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Tiny Kong, and Baby Donkey Kong *Sonic was in a team with Amy, Knuckles, Tails, Blaze, and Shadow. *Mario's team had Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, and Daisy. *Gold medals are worth 3 points, silver are worth 2, and bronze are worth one. ==Script== Mario: Hi, Sonic. Sonic: Hey, Mario. I have a great idea! Mario: What? Sonic: Let's go to Los Angeles and hold the Video Game Olympics. Mario: Let's get our teams together! Sonic: I've already got mine. We have Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Blaze, and Shadow. Tails: Hi, Mario! I'm a big fan! Sonic: Me too! Hi-five! (Sonic hi-fives Mario) Mario: (calls Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, and Daisy) My team will be showing up shortly. (Luigi arrives, followed by the other four aforementioned characters.) Luigi: I'm ready to Olympic this up! Yoshi: Can I do the 100-meter sprint? (Donkey Kong's team shows up) Mario: Sure, Yoshi. Hi Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong: By the time this is over, I'll be Donkey King. Sonic: Not if Mario and I have something to say about that. Mario: Yeah! Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. Donkey Kong: Too late. There are 10 of them. Sonic: Why would you have chickens? Donkey Kong: To wait for them to grow, and eat them for dinner. Sonic: Alright then. Shadow: ON WITH THE SHOW! Sonic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Mario: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Peach and her Wackadoodle Friends 0 2789 03qflnql1memloaupf3vuw6v8fmkebm 17435 2014-02-15T16:30:52Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Shrunk Mario | Let's Play Basketball |
==Background Info== *The episode is based off of Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends. *Peach's friends are Daisy, Maria, and Luiga. Why did I say that? ==Script== Peach: Mmmmm, Mario, you make great lasagna! Yoshi: And your lasagna house is growing fast. (zooms out to cover the lasagna house) Mario: We should totally add a brand new location in Cooperstown. Then people can go to the Baseball Hall of Fame after eating some lasagna. Baseball is so cool. Maria: Basketball too! Daisy: I love all the sports. Shrunk Mario 0 2796 4zdglj290mv4ph05d1t6coea35ghqot 18154 2014-03-04T21:01:00Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Air date | February 28, 2013 |
| Written by | Matt11111 and Firefly233 |
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| Olympic Champs | Peach and her Wackadoodle Friends |
==Script== Mario: Time to shrink myself to see what it's like to sleep on a hamburger! Luigi: I'm gonna try it too! (Mario turns on the shrink ray) Mario: Yes! Oopsie. I forgot to make hamburgers. (Luigi and Mario grow again and Luigi goes to order a Big Mac, then shrink again.) Mario: This is the biggest burger in the world!!! Luigi:No it isn't, we're just small. LET'S EAT IT INSTEAD!!! (Mario and Luigi eat all of the burger) Mario: Tastes like one from McDonald's. Luigi: That's because it's a Big Mac. Mario: Crud! I must be so fat now! Luigi: We're both tubby. But that was yummy. In a Cool Car with Mario 0 2821 ol30pjgwbpzrvte4jpkmqfe7pvod9gz 20634 2014-04-15T13:09:41Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Mario: What an awesome car this is, eh? Luigi: The glove box has hands! UH-OH! Oh. these hands are friendly. Mario: Urja-burja! Maria: Wow! Cool car, Mario! Can I ride it? Mario: Sure! Toad (riding): UJFADOJIAEDIJUOEAWDAWOEWDAW! Maria: dadeawdawdeadawedawfher5yhe564645543rf2r23qe23rt2e2e&*(@(!HE!(W!@ Mario: You all enjoying the ride? Wario: Yes!!!!!! Mario: Wait, Wario? What are you doing here? Wario: Eating you. (eats Mario) That was tasty. Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Let's Play Basketball 0 2899 rvwitsg2jil1t9hk8kna0tcryutwwa0 17436 2014-02-15T16:35:39Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Mario: Time to play basketball! Luigi: Let's form some teams! Later on Mario: Okay, so we have me, Wario, Waluigi, Luigi, and Yoshi. Toad, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Baby Mario are on our bench. Peach: And I have Daisy, Maria, Luiga, and Pink Yoshi. Green, Yellow, Blue, and Purple Toads, and Toadette make up our bench. Yoshi: Bowser is the referee. Bowser: Okay, knuckleheads, time to play basketball. Okay, so I'm gonna throw this ball up into the air now and you have to jump up and hit it to your teammates' side. Waluigi and Peach, since you're the tallest on your teams, you will be the centers to keep the jump ball interesting. Everyone else, figure it out. Point guard, shooting guard, and forwards. (Bowser throws the ball up and Waluigi hits the ball to Mario.) Mario: Thanks, Waluigi. (dribbles for a while then passes to Yoshi.) Yoshi: Let's drive it to the paint! (shoots and makes the shot.) Bowser: 2 to 0, in favor of Mario's team. Yoshi has 2 points, and Mario has picked up the assist. Also, each quarter lasts 5 minutes. It's Peach's ball. (Peach passes the ball to Pink Yoshi, who dribbles to the basket.) Pink Yoshi: Yeah, baby! I got the pump fake. (passes to Maria) Maria: I'm out in 3-point lane, which is a golden opportunity to score and take the lead. (shoots and misses) (Luiga grabs the rebound and makes the dunk.) Bowser: 2-2. It's a tie. Luiga has a rebound and 2 points. Maria: What a rebound! Yoshi: I'll pass it in. (passes to Wario) Wario: Thanks, Yoshi. (dribbles to half-court and passes to Waluigi) Waluigi: Here we go! I'm gonna make this three! (shoots and makes it in.) Bowser: 3 points to Waluigi, 5 points to Mario's team altogether. Wario and Mario each have one assist. For Peach's team, 2 points for Luiga, which are so far the only points for them, and also, Luiga has one rebound. Daisy: My turn to pass it in. (passes to Maria) Maria: Yes! I'm going to make this shot! (shoots and makes it). Bowser: 2 points to Maria, who is shooting one for two. 4 points to Peach's team, the other 2 to Luiga. No assists on that last play. Maria drove it straight to the basket. One rebound for Luiga, assists for Mario and Wario, one each, and no turnovers, blocks, or steals. Yet. 4 minutes, 10 seconds left in the quarter. All stats will come at the end of the game. Mario: Here we go! (passes to Waluigi) Waluigi: Thanks, Mario. Mario: Luigi is wide open! Waluigi: Thanks again! (passes to Luigi) (Daisy steals the ball.) Daisy: Ba-boosh! (passes to Peach, who dribbles and passes back to Daisy.) Luigi is guarding me! (dribbles past Luigi for the dunk) Yes! The score is 7 to 5! Bowser: You got that right. Waluigi: Time to pass it in to.... Luigi! Luigi: (dribbles and passes to Yoshi) Drive it, Yoshi! (Peach fouls Yoshi) Yoshi: Time for 2 free throws. Mario: After the first free throw, Toad will come in for Waluigi, and Donkey Kong will come in for Wario. Peach: And for us, Daisy and Maria will be checked out for Blue and Yellow Toads. Yoshi: Here we go. (first free throw is made) Yay! Seven to 6! Blue Toad: Yellow Toad, it's time to take the field. Donkey Kong: Time to take the field Toad! Toad: Yahoo! (Yoshi makes the second free throw as well, and Blue Toad rebounds and scores 2 more points.) Bowser: Nice! The score is 9 to 7. Yoshi has 4 points, 1 field goal, 2 free throws made, Blue Toad has a rebound and 2 points, Daisy has 2 points, and one rebound. One assist each for Peach, Mario and Wario. This is going to get complicated soon. Bowser Jr.: I'll write everything down, Daddy! Bowser: Yeah, do that. Gibberish Sites 0 2904 g3i9fkslb93b000bcpep1yrjukuj6sc 5668 2013-03-28T15:44:49Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Best Sketch Comedy Ever. ==Sketch 1: Wario the Good Guy== ===Background Info=== *Mark plays Wario. ===Script=== Gennie: Wario? Wa..." This is an episode of The Best Sketch Comedy Ever. ==Sketch 1: Wario the Good Guy== ===Background Info=== *Mark plays Wario. ===Script=== Gennie: Wario? Wario: Yep. Gennie: Uh, what are you doing? Wario: Being fat, cool, and taking up half the pool, I am a good guy now. Gennie: Say what? Awesome Yoshi 0 2905 qlyoqsgx8ca8hkkfagpat0qt2wa1ob3 17439 2014-02-15T16:54:38Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== *Eli's Electronics Depot is from Incredible Crew. *Eli guest stars in this episode. *Mr. Marlio has his first speaking role in Mario Goes to the Mall, but has a cameo here. ==Script== Yoshi: I have got to buy some things that will make me awesome. I think I'll go to Eli's Electronics Depot and get lots of computers. Where the prices make cents! Later Eli: Welcome to Eli's Electronics Depot, where the prices make cents! Everything is under a dollar! Oh, hi Yoshi! What would you like to buy? Yoshi: Well, I think I'll buy 50 Mac computers and 50 iPad Luigis. Eli: That will be 20 dollars. Yoshi: Wow, the prices really do make sense. Eli: You mean cents. Yoshi: Right. Can you load my 100 items onto my truck? Eli: Sure! Want me to come with you so we can chat? Yoshi: Of course! There's plenty of room. Especially since I have a shrink ray to shrink my computers and iPad Luigis. Eli: Totally cool! Where is it? Yoshi pulls out the shrink ray from his jacket. Yoshi: It's got a shrink mode, a grow mode, and a disco mode. Eli: Disco? Cooooooooooooooooooool! Yoshi: I'm going to make them grow to give them to my friends. Eli: Well, here we go. What's the first stop? Yoshi: Mario's house. We're giving one of each item to Mario and Luigi. Then we're going to the Toads' house. We're giving seven of each there, because there are seven Toads and whatever... Eli: Okay, so.. How about Mr. Marlio? Yoshi: Make that 8 Toads. Eli: There we go! Mario's Lasagna House 0 2912 236gglqe1kob7qlkn6m1cbqktio6b6w 17516 2014-02-16T22:50:25Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== *This is the Season 3 premiere. ==Script== Mario: And-a welcome to my lasagna house. What would you like to order? Bowser: Well, I think I'll have one medium regular lasagna and a large soda. Mario: Okay, Bowser. And Yoshi, what about you? Yoshi: Large regular lasagna with a side of medium fries and a medium vanilla shake. Luigi: Same as Yoshi, please. Mario: Toad, help these three customers. And how are we all working here now? Toad: Yay! I get to help a customer! I have all the sizes of regular lasagna, so one medium for Bowser. I'll put it in this
The takeout containers looked a little like this.
takeout container. Now, I get the fries from that huge machine, and fill two medium containers. Now, I'm going to get two medium cups for the shakes and one large for the soda for Bowser. Now I have everything ready. Wahoo! Mario! I have all three bags ready to go! Mario: (gets the bags) Great! Here are your meals. Shopping 0 2917 bv51jslo2rfy2nuicnhjwtawhad0yjy 19353 2014-03-22T01:34:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Some of the employees at the Wario Mall include: Stan the dog, Wario, Waluigi, and Toad. ==Script== Mario: Well, I think I will go shopping today. Luigi: Let's go to the Wario Mall. Mario: Okay. At the Wario Mall Wario: Wah-wah! Welcome to the Wario Mall. What do you want to do today? We have 5 restaurants, 420 stores, a play area, and a whole area dedicated to Mario characters. Mario: Hee! Awesome! We are going to so to.... (looks at map) McDonald's! Luigi: No, you are. I'm going to Burger King. Hee hee! Whoppers are so in right now. Waluigi: As they always are. When was the last time they were out? Mario: Well, I'm off. Luigi: Me too. In the elevator Luigi: McDonald's is on the second floor and Burger King is on the fourth. Mario: This is my stop. (gets off) Luigi: So, Yoshi? Yoshi: Yeah? Luigi: What's been up with you lately? Yoshi: I've been thinking of legally changing my name. Luigi: To what? Yoshi: Yoshiarta! Wouldn't that be awesome? Luigi: This is my stop. Yoshiarta: My name has been changed. At McDonald's Mario: Hello, I would like to order a #13 with a vanilla shake, no whipped cream, no cherry. Also a large Coke for Luigi. Stan: Woof. Here you go. That'll be one penny. Mario: This is freaking me out. Stan: It freaked out Wario too. We need you to pay. Mario: Can I give you one dollar? Stan: Sure! Mario: Here you go. (Stan gets the food ready.) At Burger King Luigi: Hello, Toad. Toad: HI! YEAH! So great to see you here. Luigi: I want seven Whoppers. Toad: That's one for each day of the week! Luigi: And I plan to make them last a month. Toad: Cool. In the elevator Yoshi: I changed my name back to Yoshi. Mario and Luigi: Yoshi. Okay. Well, I guess we could get rid of the thought of.. Hey, stop talking. What's going on, here? Oh, come on. This is getting creepy. Mario: We can talk individually. Best Cooks Ever 0 2920 rouhg2x8ahrh5vt4pbpdevwyakgmdyy 19491 2014-03-24T14:22:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Mario: Hey, Luigi? Luigi: Yeah, Mario? Mario: Personally, I think we are the best cooks ever! Luigi: Yeah, I'm going to agree with you on that. Whoever tastes our lasagna says it was the best tasting lasagna they had ever had! Peach: Like me! Hee, hee! KISS ME! Yoshi: I like your burgers the best. KISS ME FIRST Daisy: I have no opinion on what I like the best, but I love them all. You guys are true talents! KISS ME TOO! Luigi: Thanks! Wario: Can you make garlic cake for Waluigi's birthday? KISS ME AS WELL! Mario: When is it? Wario: 7 seasons from now. Mario: He likes onion. Wario: It's a prank. Game Show 0 2931 6hv26ynnhjest0gex00awz7ditrngx5 18085 2014-03-03T00:16:53Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Best Cooks Ever | 6 times 9 equals 42 |
==Background Info== *Pat Sajak and Vanna White guest star in this episode. ==Script== Luigi: (watching Wheel of Fortune) Ah, I've always wondered what it would be like to be a contestant on the show. I could land on one million dollars! I can be on Family Week so I can bring Mario! Mario: (walks in) Wow! I would love that! Let's go to L.A. to audition! Luigi: (on computer) OK According to this Wikipedia page, you have to be 18 years old to be a contestant. Mario: We're 28. Luigi: Good. Second, we cannot be employees of CBS Television Distribution, Sony Pictures Television, or any firm involved in offering prizes for the show, contestants who have appeared on a different game show within the previous year, three other game shows within the past ten years or on any version ofWheel of Fortune itself. Mario: Good, but do video games count? Luigi: I'm going to have to get back to you on that. Also, Potential contestants are given a 16-puzzle test with some letters revealed. The contestants have five minutes to solve as many puzzles as they can by writing in the correct letters. The people who pass continue the audition, competing in a mock version of the game using a miniature wheel and a puzzle board. Mario: Got it. Thanks. Watch out Wheel of Fortune, here we come. Later on the show Pat Sajak: Welcome to Bro Week, bros. Trip to Barbados 0 2935 pc0piu0sxurg5plfog1d1wd28d57coh 21203 2014-04-27T15:56:56Z Matt11111 5219805
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This is an episode of Wacky Waluigi's Wheel of Misfortune. ==Script== Waluigi: Hello, and welcome to another episode of Wacky Waluigi's Wheel of Misfortune. Today's contestants are... Mario: I'm Mario. Daisy: I'm Daisy. Dixie Kong: I'm Dixie Kong. Daisy: And I'm Daisy, I'm Daisy, I'm Daisy, I'm Daisy, and also I'm Daisy. Waluigi: In each episode, the contestant number is different. Today we have 2 rounds with 5 questions. Okay, welcome to round 1. Time for me to spin the wheel. (spins) 5,000! A lot at stake here. Okay, question 1. What is the name of the yellow pigment in a leaf? Anyone? Daisy: Um, anthocyanin? Waluigi: No. That's the red pigment. Daisy: Crud. Mario: Xanthophyll. Waluigi: Correct! Mario has 5,000 dollars. Everyone else, good luck. Next question. Who was the first person to discover America? Dixie Kong: Christopher Columbus? Waluigi: Good guess! Dixie Kong: Woo hoo! Waluigi: But that answer is wrong. Anyone else want to take a crack at it? No? All right. The correct answer is Leiff Ericsson. Contestants: Wow. Really? Surprising. Waluigi: Yes it is. Oh, I forgot. The winner gets a trip to Barbados! Question number 3. How many years has Pat Sajak hosted Wheel of Fortune? Daisy: 30? Waluigi: Have you watched the show lately? Daisy: Did I get it wrong? Waluigi: That answer is correct. Mario and Daisy each have 5,000 dollars. Dixie Kong, you suck. NOT! This next question is about math. Here is some paper to help you show your work and a calculator. Kidding, this question is not math. Question 4. How many pennants have the New York Yankees won? Mario: 40. Waluigi: Correct. 10,000 dollars for you. Woohoo! 6 times 9 equals 42 0 2936 m6dmpr3y2x4sbqsxqllkp3wepzhtai0 19726 2014-03-25T20:58:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== *This is from the school mentioned in Bowser's Commercial. ==Script== Donkey Kong: Okay, everyone, what is 6 times 9? Luigi: Uh, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, let me think. Hmmmmmmm.... this is random. I FORGOT. Potato. Fishnana. Uh, OH! I know. 42! Donkey Kong: That's wrong but you get an A anyway! The answer is 54. At the lockers with no combinations Goomba: Why do these lockers have no combinations? Koopa Troopa: So in case someone wants to pull an April Fools prank on someone, this can be one. Goomba: Okay. Cool. Hey! Have you noticed the teachers as students? Koopa Troopa: Yeah! Weird. In the gym Mario: I could be here all day! (shoots a three-point basket and makes it.) Yeah! Let's play one-on-one. Yoshi: Okay! Heh, Matt made a typo and said Oksy. Seems like a different language. Mr. Bollox: Yeah, like gibberish. Mario: Or Polish. Creating Randomness 0 2939 4hjkdgt5nz3jzxencpwesdhsffv405q 19809 2014-03-27T11:55:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Luigi and his GREAT grades | The Clone |
==Script== Mario: Well, I created a document about randomness. Luigi: Hmm.. (reading) Alpacas are cool! I love alpacas. I now see my backyard because I'm sitting on my shed The Clone 0 2940 0nwaieoqmuabv1m2c0302wvvbwa3toj 19810 2014-03-27T11:56:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Background Info== *There was a closet full of clones. *Birdo debuts in this episode. ==Script== Mario: Ooh! Luigi!
Luigi: Whoa! A clone machine! Let's go inside! (The bros go inside) Machine: Scanning..... Done. Now look next to you. Mario: Hi, Mario! Mario Clone: Hi, Mario! Luigi: Hi, Luigi! Luigi Clone: Hi, Luigi! (Luigis and Marios leave the machine) Mario Clone: Luigi! Both Luigis: Yes, Mario Clone? Mario: Let's go surprise our friends. Later at Toad's house Yoshi: So, Toad. Toad: Are you gonna talk about my awesome computer? Yoshi: Yeah! Birdo: Wow, it's so cool! (The 4 brothers walk in.) Toad: AAAAAAAAAH! THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Birdo: Is this from a cloning machine? Mario Clone: Yes. Toad: So, no apocalypse? Luigi: Nope. Toad: That's a relief. Luigi Clone: That's not coming till year 1038491732048612935601308417325. Toad: That's a long time from now. Mario: You bet. Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats Crashed 0 2951 7d5pu9ghmt8rsrne0shb42n3hekrknm 15369 2014-01-11T23:21:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Mario Show Crashed. The crashed episode is Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats, even though this is the 2nd episode of The Mario Show and the 4th crashed one. ==Script== Matt: Welcome! We are crashing another episode today. Cornflake: Waluigi is Skinny, so He Eats. Waluigi appears on screen, realizing he is too skinny. Waluigi: I'm too skinny, so I think I'll eat seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert. (Waluigi eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, my mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on my bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last nights leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some SPAGHETTI!, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips, and twenty boxes of ice cream for dessert.) Waluigi: That's better. Matt: No it's not. Cornflake: UGLY! (Wario enters) Wario: Hey fat Wal-- Fat Waluigi? (Waluigi starts to look cool) Matt: No reason to look cool. Cornflake: (explodes) Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Waluigi: That's right. Let's go show Mario and Bowser. Later at Bowser's castle Mario: Hey, Bowser. Bowser: Hay. (The Wario Brothers enter) Wario: Say hello to Fat Waluigiiii! Matt: Hello. Goodbye. Waluigi: Hey, guys. Mario. Wanna go grab a coffee or junk? Cornflake: Junk? Waluigi: Junk. (Bowser spits fire) Wario: Waluigi, there are side effects of being fat. They include-- Waluigi: I don't care. Matt: I do, what are they? Mario: Wario, there are no side effects for you. Matt and Cornflake: True. Wario: (whispering to Mario) I lied. Bowser: Uh, guys? I only have two lines in this episode. I say we go to Matt11111's user page and post a message on his wall. Waluigi: You're just annoyed by you're line number. Mario: Let's go junk. Wario: Okay. (Mario and the Wario Brothers walk off to junk.) (Bowser gets his laptop and goes to Matt11111's message wall.) Bowser: (typing) Dear Matt11111, I know you are the creator of our show. Why did you give me only 2 lines in my first episode? This is Bowser, by the way. (talking) Well, I guess I'll look for a response in a future episode. Matt: That's our show. GET OUT. Nothing to see here. Now scram More at the Fun School 0 2952 3n51um08skppwfw7ust6dqp8w5069bf 21044 2014-04-24T11:39:46Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is the third episode set in Mario and Bowser's Funnest School Ever. *Mario is a student in this episode. ==Script== Yoshi: Who wants to do some experiments? Goombas: Me! Me! Me! Mr. Yoshi! Yoshi: Are you guys gonna raise your hands? Goomba 1: Um, we don't have any. Goomba 2: We use telekinesis. Yoshi: Cool! Goomba 3: Yes. Yes it is. Goomba 4: (licks Goomba 693814705162349172395164230961239846719283065912374) In the playground Mario: (on the trampoline) Whee! Boing! Bouncy bouncy! In math Daisy: Wahoo! This magazine is lotsa fun! Number 17! Donkey Kong: Yeah! Luigi: I love magaziness with the number 17! Bathroom time in my own office. Gonna shave my legs. Just kidding. I'm a bird. Whoops, 2 s's The iPhone Luigi Commercial 0 2957 f0d64m5sjixz677wqjats1d2tq3edbl 15956 2014-01-26T02:26:18Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: You heard of the iPhone from Apple, but now, there is a new device known as... the iPhone Luigi! Luigi: Ring, ring! Mario: So, we are going to talk about some features of this new device. First of all, you can download all the latest songs. Luigi: BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Mario: Ew, not that one, please. Anyway, it also has an amplifier that makes the song even louder! Luigi: (loudly) HEY, I JUST MET YOU! Mario: See? Awesome, right? My ears are probably damaged. Oh well. You can download all the latest apps! So, let's check out Angry Birds! Oh, I forgot. You will also get constructive criticism from Luigi. Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew 2 0 2974 eo9gnw81r1h5aj22u88uzs1zjdf7248 14942 2014-01-03T16:06:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Mario just made a stew for no reason. *This is a sequel to Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew. Lippy lippy lip. ==Script== Mario: Well, here I am, making a Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew. With all new ingredients! Including baked beans, a whole banana, and a turkey left over from Thanksgiving. Luigi: Did you get rid of the Cheep-Cheep lips? Mario: Ironically, yes. Luigi: Let's add some chocolate chips. Mario: What a great idea. And some ham, a few french fries, maybe my mom! Mario and Luigi Go to the Park 0 2976 a8bpbplzt3lhxeucxppdj2zglnsbacl 5938 2013-05-31T16:33:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Mario and Luigi go to the park. *This is a sequel to Wario and Waluigi Go to the Park. ==Script== Mario: It's me, Mario! Luigi: And me, Luigi. Today we are going to the park. At the park Luigi: Okay, Mario, what should we do first? Mario: Uh, um, How about the monkey bars? Luigi: Yay. Mario goes across the monkey bars. Luigi falls down (splat) Luigi: Ouch. Mario: That must have been fun. Luigi: Oh, it was. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEY! Let's go over to the slide and go down one million times. They slide down 25 times each. Luigi falls down every time. Luigi: That was so fun! Cooking with Wario: Garlic Smoothie 0 2985 qiyb0uzr6qeegc6a9mhf80qvgk1e40w 6004 2013-06-17T16:18:43Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Hello, viewers of the world. I'm Wario. Today you're watching Cooking with Wario. We are making a garlic smoothie. First, we are going to put in some garlic! Yum yum yum. Now, we add some vanilla ice cream. And then we add some lasagna. I cooked some last night. The next ingredient is potato chips! Wario and Waluigi Go to the Park 0 2987 5hqpm1hrra906stt9jwf8qiiwydu7s9 14050 2013-12-13T15:13:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: It's WArio and WAluigi. We're going to the Wa Park. Who wants a burger? Waluigi: Me. (eats a burger) Yum! Nom nom num num nom! Wario: Well, you might not want to eat all the burgers. I have over eleventy. I'm selling some. Mr. Bollox Commercial: Books 0 3008 mjmxs8r3g26038ku3rckx87fn8rwfz9 20440 2014-04-10T14:19:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is the first episode featuring Mr. Bollox. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hello, everyone. It's Mr. Bollox. Today we're doing a commercial about... drumroll please, (drumroll) books! What you can do with books is read them. So, here I am, with a really big book. This is going to take a while for me to read. Anyway, you can also throw books at all your friends. (throws a book) Yoshiarta: Ow. Mr. Bollox: Sorry, Yoshiarta. And there you have it! Aren't books awesome? You can get all kinds of books. There's puzzle books, fantasy books, um, non-fiction books that are good for your history report, and even more. It really doesn't matter what you're into. There's a book for everyone. You can also get ebooks on devices like the Nook and the Kindle. These ebooks will help us avoid cutting down too many trees for paper to make books. I wonder what's next, e-notebooks? Oh, wait, those exist. Never mind. Well, that's the end of this commercial, sorry if I was rambling, and until next time. BYE. And see you next time. Bye, see you later, scram, back to your regular programming, hello, and goodbye, no visible legs, I have no power, give up, I'm just a bottle of soda, fractal freezing, crystalized ice, you'll never see me cry...blah blah blah blah blah blah.....(falls asleep) Viewer: Finally! The iPad Luigi Commercial 0 3009 l6bwkn912i9ee55s0fdlxlqk6jzq8ld 13288 2013-11-30T02:41:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: You've heard of the iPod Luigi and the iPhone Luigi. And now there is an iPad Luigi. It has all the same features. Goodbye. Goodbye. You need no more than that. Mr. Bollox Commercial: Bottled Water 0 3052 7q8o13q5hed5mqji85a3g9kexgxggj8 20594 2014-04-14T14:30:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is the second Mr. Bollox episode. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: GUESS WHO IT IS! Today we are doing a commercial on bottled water. Bottled water is much better than a pitcher of water, because-- hang on, this isn't a baseball commercial. Is that even right? Anyway, you can easily take bottled water on the go. The Return of the Clones 0 3162 b8bwxnh0zth3wauxoyhv6ca323i9zlk 19211 2014-03-20T14:18:11Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: (opens the door) Hi, clones! Mario Clone: Hey, Luigi, Mario. How've things been going? Mario: Great! Luigi Clone: So, we're going to help Weegee, Herp, and Derp, who are not really evil, create a video game. There are going to be 5833 levels. Mario: What game system is it on? Mario Clone: All of them. Mario: Cool Luigi: I'm gonna buy it! Now! An Epic Battle with..... Pizza Toppings 0 3174 g3pctna7lo7zh9e2budtrx8uj9k29vn 14749 2013-12-29T22:03:07Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Mario: I want a pepperoni, mushroom, sausage, smaller pizza, turkey, chicken, hair pizza.
Random guy: Here you go.....
Mario: (throws all the hair at Luigi)
Luigi: HEY! It's on! (throws sausage at Mario)
The battle continues with random toppings and an elephant, with random characters joining in with no dialogue.
Toad: OKAY! What is going on here?
Mario: Yoshi, Birdo, Bowser, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Mr. Bollox, and I were all throwing pizza toppings at each other. Faster than Sonic. Sonic: NOT POSSIBLE! 0 3204 ruomwzbhagif5ee942hlrclgx30nr8f 19304 2014-03-21T14:50:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I'm going to run faster than Sonic! Here we go (runs all the way around the world in 10 seconds. Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm nothing. (Goes to the Slow People Convention) I'm slower than Mario. I Drink Bananas 0 3300 f2yejw0vp1nivqp7cuirpz76jzm81cc 17626 2014-02-18T19:18:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Script== Jon: Hmm. A banana. What can I do with it? Oh, I know! Drink it. Kathryn: How do you drink a banana? Jon: Ummm..... (drinks) Kathryn: Wow. Jon: I think I'm going to go eat some soda. Kathryn: I'm living in Crazy Town. And Jon, Herp, Derp, and Weegee are on the town council. Jon: Ah well. Pilot 0 3319 c86nr41006rkeoxn5bsbpm67sog9njw 20386 2014-04-08T16:28:42Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories
This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
==Background Info== *This is the series premeire. *The entire Jake and the Never Land Pirated cast guest stars. ==Script==
Matt: (watching Disney Junior to yell at it) Ah. I hate Jake and the Never Land Pirates. I'm going to go kill everybody on the show with the power of spaghetti. With the best sauce ever.
Later on the show
Wanda: Let's kick some butt.
Locker: Spaghetti! (starts eating)
Wanda: Locker!
Captain Hook: You're one guy short!
Jake: Well, I give up. Throw your spaghetti. We don't care.
Matt: Really? You're giving up just like that?
Locker: I cooked some more spaghetti. Let's do this.
Hook, Smee, Sharky, Bones, Jake, Izzy, and Cubby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The three kill the seven.)
Matt: Now back to our Always Land home of Best Western. Rawr.
At Best Western
Herp: Herpy. Hi, Matt. Wanda. Locker.
Derp: Terdpuff!
Locker: What's going on? (eats spaghetti)
Derp: I just realized I left the TV on in our room. Be right back. (walks away.)
Herp: Well, Wanda. Where's your wand?
Wanda: I don't have a wand just because my name is Wanda, Herp.
Derp: I'm back.
Matt: Did you use your fast shoes?
Derp: Affirmative.
Locker: I'm gonna create a restaurant chain bigger than McDonald's.
Wanda: Let's do it!
Locker: McAlways! Where we're always serving you yummy food.
At McAlways
Herp: I want two plates of spaghetti.
Locker: That'll be $2.10.
Herp: Cool.
Matt: Seems like a good time to end the episode.
Locker: Yeah. Bye, everyone.
Herp and Derp go to Claire's and Buy All The Doc McStuffins Merchandise to Burn 0 3459 fl7mh30nscq1fk0tf87ukpm0tylrzdo 14038 2013-12-13T01:47:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show with guest appearances of Herp and Derp and Weegee. ==Background info== *Toad and Maria work at Claire's. ===Debuts=== *Herp *Derp *Blah Shopping Mall *Claire's *Best Western *Weegee ==Script== Luigi: (reading sign stuck to wall of Bowser's Castle) Eleventy-second annual...staring...contest? I should totally enter! It's time to go WEEGEE! (turns into Weegee) Weegee: Hahahahahaha! (sees bullet from Nerf gun headed towards him) What the--- (turns around and sees Daisy with Nerf gun) Daisy?! I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT GUN AND FAST! Daisy: Nice try, Weegee! (kicks Weegee. Weegee flops to the ground and dies.) I did it! Weegee finally lost his 326,634,747,234,184,920,261,952,017,373th life! Now, I just need someone to get me a present... scene changes to the halls of Best Western. Daisy is knocking on the door to Herp and Derp's room. Daisy: Herp!!! Derp!!! I need you! Derp: Who the terdpuff are you? Daisy: It's me, Daisy! The princess! I need your help! Herp: (opens the door) With what? Daisy: Can you two go to the mall for me and buy me a present for finally making Weegee lose his 326,634,747,234,184,920,261,952,017,373th life? Derp: It's not an evil plan, but what the heck. scene changes to the inside of the Blah Shopping Mall. Herp: Where should we buy Daisy her present? Derp: Well, princesses like jewelry, right? Herp: Yea. Derp: So we'll get her something from Claire's. Let's go! scene changes to Claire's Toad: Hi, welcome to Claire's, is there anything I can help you with? Herp: Toad? I never knew you got a job at Claire's! Toad: I got a part-time job here because I felt my life was boring. Oh, did I tell you that Maria works here too? Derp: Don't you mean Mario? Toad: No, really! You heard me right, Maria! She's Mario's twin sister! (cuts to Maria waving at the cash register.) Derp: Ew, that girl's got a mustache! Herp: Hey Derp, I see something I think Daisy will like! (Herp and Derp run up to a wall with Doc McStuffins merchandise on part of it and princessy accessories on another part of it) Derp: Doc McStuffins stuff?! IFIWOULD'VEKNOWNTHATCLAIRE'SSOLDDOCMCSTUFFINSSTUFFIWOULD'VENOTGONEHERE! Herp: No...not that... Derp: Let's buy all that stuff and take it home to burn! Herp: But what about Daisy--- scene changes to inside of Herp and Derp's Best Western room. Herp and Derp are using flamethrowers and burning a pile of Doc McStuffins merchandise. Derp: Now everything is good and burnt! (someone knocks on the door) Who is it? Daisy: It's me, Daisy. You got my present yet? Derp: Present? Uh...yeah, I've got your...present! Come in and...see the present for...yourself! (giggles. Daisy opens the door) Daisy: (gasps) Where's my present?! Herp: These ashes are your...present! Yeah...we got them just for you! Daisy: I killed Weegee for good and all you got me was ASHES?!?! Derp: Oh, terdpuff. Daisy: (attacks Herp and Derp) By the way, I hate Doc McStuffins, so thanks anyway for burning the merch. Park Party 0 3468 1pbzkbmfycwflzbjb8c3yer9u0ge0yb 11264 2013-10-26T16:17:36Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info==
It is a sequel to Mario and Luigi Go to the Park and a threequel to Wario and Waluigi Go to the Park.
==Script==
Mario: Hey Luigi!
Luigi: What?
Mario: Let's go to the park!
Luigi: I'm hoping you don't mean the Wa Park. I don't want to be near Wario or Waluigi today.
Mario: We're just going to whatever park I choose.
cuts to Wario and Waluigi at the Wa Park
Waluigi: Why do we always have to go to the Wa Park? Why can't we just go to that other park?
Wario: Wa! We've been kicked out of almost every other park there is! (shows flashback of Wario and Waluigi getting kicked out of several parks by Toad)
Waluigi: I remember now.
Wario: And, besides, there's going to be a park party today! I heard that Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy would be there! (spots Daisy and Peach off in the distance) Wa! I see the princesses headed this way now! Peach: Hi Wario! Hi Waluigi! Where are Mario and Luigi?
cuts to Mario and Luigi walking
Luigi: Mario, are you really not going to the Wa Park?
Mario: Maaaaaaaaaaybe.....
Luigi: Come on! Don't just give me a "maybe," tell me if we are actually going to the Wa Park!
Mario: Okay. We're going to the Wa Park. Don't get all angry with me.
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, bro, WHY?!
Mario: There's going to be a big party there. Wario and Waluigi will be there, but I heard that Peach and Daisy would also be there. Better?
Luigi: I guess. Oh. I just got word that Toad, Yoshi, and Some tall guy no one cares about will be there! I'm there. And we're all friends now, remember?
Some tall guy no one cares about: Right.
Mario: Try not to put a hole in our wall.
cuts to the park
Wario: Mario! Luigi! So glad you're at our park party! We've got a DJ!
Toad: I'm the DJ!
Mario: Does he play any music by Justin Bieber? I hope not.
Luigi: How about music by the Never Land Pirate Band? Those guys are wacky doodles.
Wario: He told me that he only plays techno remixes of music from every Mario game ever invented. Even the music from Super Duper Yoshi and Donkey Kong Rainbow Factory.
Mario: That's crazy! That game hasn't come out yet!
Wario: Toad gets all the music early.
Mario: Less crazy now. He is a DJ after all.
The iPod Luigi Commercial 0 3470 mds6z7uzge158bcmevktd3e8mofza3c 6796 2013-07-15T14:20:09Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: The iPod Luigi has the same features as the iPhone Luigi! [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: The iPod Luigi has the same features as the iPhone Luigi! Swimming at a Pool Party 0 3471 o2nhkkioepheum7oq5f5e1qu4qdcj72 17253 2014-02-13T17:38:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I think I'm going to go swimming at the Wa Pool. Luigi: The Wa Pool? Where Wario claims he takes up half the pool. Mario: That's the one. Luigi: Let's invite all our friends. The pool is ridiculously huge. Mario: The only way Wario can take up half a pool is if he was in a half-sized kiddie pool. At teh poooooool Yoshi: (swims around and finds Wario): Hi, Wario. Wario: Hey, Yoshi. Toad: Let's go get some food. (Everyone swims to the food stand) Waluigi: Welcome to the Wa Pool Food Stand. What would you like? Toad: Can I have a McDonald's number 15 with a vanilla shake without whipped cream or cherry and barbecue sauce? Wario: Same for me and Yoshi, Waluigi: Here you go. Toad: Hmmmmm, what should I eat furst? Wario: I like the fries best. Toad: Yeah. me too. Oops, this episode seems to have been put off till season 6 for no reason. Yay. 0 3481 eflluk2yy61l8zodlu60bq2es2ubi8i 16213 2014-02-02T00:36:45Z Matt11111 5219805 This episode of The Mario Show was put off because the creators were too lazy. The episode name is #Oh, Yeah! This episode was supposed to be in Season 4! Instead of airing the episode, they aired a randomly selected episode. All New Power-ups 0 3482 6hmn7hjh3r6f6g7y9ipu0am7x2vc05s 15025 2014-01-05T17:05:43Z Matt11111 5219805 All New Power-ups is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *These power-ups will soon have their own pages. ==Script== Mario: I've been thinking. We should make new power-ups to use all the time. Luigi: Let's make a commercial on them. Mario: First, we should think about them. What are they? What would they do? What would they look like?
Luigi: Ah! We should have a Wand Mushroom. It's a Wii Remote that allows you to make all the enemies on screen disappear. Mario: Let's add another touch. You can only use it 5 times per course if we ever make a game with it. Luigi: Perfect. Time to make Commercial Number One. Mario: Hang on. What would the game be called? Luigi: New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast. Mario: Okay In the studio Mario: New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast First look. Cuts to footage of the game Luigi: The Wand Mushroom. Press the button and all enemies on screen die! You can use it up to five times. Because the Wii Remote is basically a magic wand. When it comes out for the Nintendo PeeDS, same thing, different button. Mario: Morecommercialsontheway Back at home Mario: What's the plot of the game? Luigi: Bowser stole a basketball. Mario: Boring. We can do waaaaaaaay better. Luigi: Bowser stole the hoop too? Mario: No. Luigi: Bowser stole the basketball, the hoop, the garage it was attached to, the car in the garage, the garden next to the garage, all the plants in the garden, a paper airplane, a model airplane, a real airplane, and an apple pie? Mario: Maybe. Doc McStuffins is Fired and Herp and Derp return with Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi to turn the show from Doc McStuffins to Derp McDonuts 0 3483 mmku1mjrq5qou7ohx0r4jt212jmcz47 20889 2014-04-20T20:58:47Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Herp and Derp return *Doc McStuffins gets fired. ==Script== Doc: I have a diagnosis. Herp: No you don't! You're fired! Hahahahaha! Doc: I WANTED TO QUIT THIS WHOLE TIME ANYWAY! THANK YOU HERP! (hugs Herp) Herp: Oh, terdpuff. Mario: Okay, Herp. We set the Big Book of Boo-Boos on fire.
Yoshi: And we brought donuts. Derp: Glazed? Mario: Yes. Anyway, let's get started on creating a new version of this show. The name will be Mario McAwesomeawesomeawesome Derp: No. Derp McDonuts. Mario: (rolls the camera) WELCOME TO DERP MCDONUTS! Luigi: Where there is no one stupid. Derp: We set the toys on fire. Yoshi: And the Big Book of Boo-Boos too. 3-year-old viewer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (blows up) 29 3-year olds watching this show at a party: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(They all explode) The Hmong Episode 0 3491 imnq6rqup6qt1haxwg32bscskz388dh 15002 2014-01-05T02:26:11Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This episode is in the language Hmong. *Hmong is stupid. *Hi ==Script in Hmong== Mario: Vim li cas no tsis nyob rau hauv Hmoob? Luigi: Kuv tsis paub. Hmoob yog ib hom lus tsaug. Yuav tsum muaj ib tug zoo heev Wackishly Randomness Wiki nyob rau hauv Hmoob. Mario: zoo lub tswv yim. Tab sis tus neeg uas yuav tsum tsim nws? Luigi: Ah. Kuv tsis xav txog nws. ==English Script== Mario: Why is this episode in Hmong? Luigi: I don't know. Hmong is a terrible language. There should be a Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki in Hmong. Mario: Great idea. But who shall create it? Luigi: Ah. I didn't think about it. Late for Work 0 3494 jdi5o3d7wff1wwh6i44y2tu27idttxl 19711 2014-03-25T20:49:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Ten twenty-six? Nooooooooo
Putting on his clothes Mario: OOOOOOOOO
YAY
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Eating breakfast Mario: Ooooooooooooooooooooooo Driving to work Mario: Ooooooooooooo Plunging a toilet Mario Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo......... The rest of the day Mario: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....zzzzzzzzzzz Cooking with Wario: Garlic Pizza 0 3511 nqr41g1g9gswdo431n5sia095ygqh0c 7971 2013-08-02T17:16:06Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Hello, everyone. It's Wario. Today we're making garlic pizza. We're gonna start with some dough. (tosses the dough in the air) Uh-oh. It's stuck to the ceiling. (jumps up and grabs the dough) So what we're gonna do now is we're going to add tomato sauce. Now some cheese. We're going to add some banana slices, garlic, pepperoni, and garlic. Yummy. Cooking with Wario again: Garlic Sandwich 0 3553 n3s14bv56ne1hrfl3l8x2ugm7yetw2a 20401 2014-04-09T14:15:02Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is the second Cooking with Wario episode. ==Script== Wario: Time for cooking! We're making a garlic sandwich. So, we have two slices of bread out, and we're going to add some garlic. Then the cheese. We have this stuff too. Cornflakes, banana slices, and finally, more garlic. WA! Garlic, yay!! Mr. Bollox Commercial: Pencil 0 3554 rt5nw5namg4dxbzll3z0kcpubziq87o 8173 2013-08-06T13:15:35Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is the third Mr. Bollox commercial of the series. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hello everyone. It's Mr. Bollox. And today we're doing a commercial on Pencils. You use them for writing, but we're using them for pranks in this commercial. You can put a pencil on a chair for someone to sit on. You can also write on someone's face. Sorry this commercial was short. See you next time. Are we seriously doing this again, Wario? Garlic Soup 0 3557 2p7c1rg6igj2a8koi666mjsacidfwuq 20600 2014-04-14T16:43:47Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the 3rd Cooking with Wario episode. ==Script== Wario: Yes, we are doing this again. Let's make garlic soup. We are starting with water. Let's obviously add garlic. We now have some noodles to put in. And some chicken to wrap it up. Done. Yummy. Actually, it's just a bunch of random foods floating in water. This soup sucks. I'm not gonna complain: Garlic Garlic 0 3558 6xw78lcc9ox0tjyxuii9rbegbt2oed6 19060 2014-03-18T01:24:06Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show and the fourth Cooking with Wario episode.
==Script==
Wario: Well you shouldn't complain announcer, earn your paycheck. Oh, hi everyone. Today we're cooking garlic garlic. So we need to hollow out a halved clove of garlic, which I have done. Then we take another clove of garlic and cube it up really small, like tiny, miniscule, and miniature. Put the cubes inside the hollow half-clove. DONE. It's that easy. Do it yourself and don't watch this episode 124792039561983640918236501 times trying to figure it out. Mr. Bollox Pees on Bowser 0 3559 f0q0579nifbhjeeys8tji330552jy6s 11212 2013-10-25T00:26:09Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Mr. Bollox: Bowser's asleep. I'm going to pee on him. (walks up to Bowser and pees on him)
Bowser: ROAR! Why did you pee on me?
Mr. Bollox: Oh, shiznik!
At Mario's house
Mario: Woof!
Luigi: Hey, Mario. Let's go cook some spaghetti.
Mario: Okay.
1.25 seconds later
Luigi: And we're done.
Mario: That was quick.
Luigi: That was 1.25 seconds.
Mr. Bollox Commercial: Egg 0 3560 e2r71y65v83j5e49yoxoc8nq1tzk43x 18144 2014-03-04T15:16:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the 4th Mr. Bollox commercial of the series. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hello everyone. It's Mr. Bollox. And today we're doing a commercial on eggs. Most people know what eggs are, Birds lay them and that's how they reproduce. And here today we have an egg in the studio that I'm going to eat with Mario. They are yummy. That's all for now. Um.... NOM NOM NOM. Mario: So much for eating with me, you just ate all the eggs. Mr. Bollox: Ah, crud. (Eats Mario] Pilot! No, literally. 0 3561 l1sxwgjtqnqpd7iijk5iqxw95ksdri9 20792 2014-04-18T23:56:11Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (in a plane) This is the pilot speaking over the PA on the airplane. Yay. We will be landing in the Mushroom Kingdom in 971534890157894365702637895918634980619632051092 weeks. Kidding. We'll be there in 1 second. There it is. Passenger 1: I'm gonna meet Peach! Passenger 2: I'm going to meet Luigi and Mario. Wait, he's the pilot of this ship. Mario: Better get to my house. At Mario's house... Passenger 2: It's me, Passenger 2! Mario: Great. Just great. WHO ARE YOU AND GET OUTTA MAH HOWSE! Blah Party 2 0 3563 1b6t232gygf6sqaqfycfnlcrvlp218p 21503 2014-05-01T19:14:38Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: BLAAAAAAAH! BLAHBLAHBLAH. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mario: Blah blah blah blahblahBLAHbLaH. Toad: BLAH! Yoshi: Blah! Blah blah blahblah? Blah. Blah blahblah blah blah blah. Wario: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Yoshi: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
BLAH
Mario: Blahblahblahblahblah. Luigi: BlahblahblahBLAH BLAHblah. Toad: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Peach: Blahblahblah. Daisy: Blah. Mario Blahblah. Waluigi: BLAHBLAH. Brazillian food flamboyant laugh and alien language. Mario: Waluigi, you killed it. One plus Luigi 0 3564 0k0u18zzxxpszygdmeg2ocai37hm9jj 17874 2014-02-24T22:00:43Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Season 4, Episode 21 | |
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| Air date | August 15, 2013 |
| Written by | Matt11111 |
| Directed by | Matt11111 |
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==Background Info== *This is the 4th fun school episode. ==Script== Luigi: Hello 9th graders at the Fun School. What is one plus Luigi? Goomba: Luigo. Luigi: Correct. In the cafeteria Yoshi: Wow, we have cooking lessons here? Mr. Bollox: I took a few lessons today. Yoshi: Cool.
The title card.
Bowser Pees on Mr. Bollox 0 3565 0kjt58lw65octcz5eu4i5vcg99zwp26 20658 2014-04-15T16:39:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is a sequel to Mr. Bollox Pees on Bowser. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Ah, what a lovely day. Bowser: RAWORRRRRRR! (pees on Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox: Oh, man! Wario and Waluigi Buy a New Wii 0 3566 e3tq1wok8udw874dftpwapks66hlrib 21016 2014-04-23T02:21:05Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Let's buy a Wii, Waluigi. Waluigi: Cool! At the Nintendo Store... Wario: Here they are. The Wiis. Let's buy one. Waluigi: (picks one up) 2 pennies? Awesome! Wario: I brought one thousand dollars. Waluigi: Okay. Cashier: Hello. Waluigi: We have this Wii we'll buy. Cashier: That's on sale. The Wii is now worth ZERO DOLLARS! Wario: but I only have 1000$ Cashier: Sorry, that isn't the right amount. Waluigi: Can I buy it? Cashier: How much money do you have? Waluigi: I have ZERO DOLLARS! Cashier: OK, here you go Wario: Oh come on! I have more money and he gets to buy it?!?!?!? Back at their house... Wario: Lets play Wii! Waluigi: No. It is my Wii. If I let you play, the Wii daemons will take the Wii away. Wario: Don't be silly. Wii daemons are a myth. Waluigi: I guess you are right... Afterthey have played wii for an hour, Waluigi goes to the toilet. Wario keeps playing wii Wii Daemons: How dare you play on Waluigi's wii. Waluigi returns Waluigi: I'm back! Wii Daemons: And you let him! The wii daemons fly away with the wii Waluigi: Oh, crud. Wario: Lets get a new one. If we both buy it, we can both play! Back at the shop Cashier: Sorry, shop policy, second wii is 2000$ Wario: I have 1000$ Waluigi: I have 5 cents and some chewing gum. Cashier: Oh boy, Chewing gum! Give me the gum, and you can have the shop! Wario: Deal. Cashier: (runs off naked) Wario: Yay, we own a store. Now what? I Eat Soda 0 3567 9gjcyo96tkr3pgd7car1t9s8r4tnp40 13848 2013-12-10T00:08:01Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: I'm eating soda! Yaaaaaaaay! Luigi: Is it frozen? Mario: Nope. Luigi: Wow. Yoshi: Yummy. Mario: Soda is tasty. Believe me. Wario: Pepsi sucks! Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox, Birdo! 0 3602 5pz436e1vmpmfa6afwcwmsnz8w4wr6y 13756 2013-12-08T00:50:26Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Baby Mario: Birdo, I'm so jealous of your awesome lunchbox. It's got Minnie Mouse on it and my lunchbox is just
Birdo's lunchbox
red. It's so stupid. Solid red is for losers. Birdo: I'm sorry you feel that way. I DO like to think of myself as the Minnie Mouse of the Mario universe, because I love bows. Baby Mario: I know. Toadette: (enters lunch room with Yoshi) Hi Birdo! Hi Baby Mario! Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox, Birdo! Birdo: Thanks! Yoshi: It's terrible. Birdo: Yoshi, that was not nice. Besides, your lunchbox is better than mine in my own opinion. It's got Jake and the Never Land Pirates on it! Yoshi: And check this out! (opens lunchbox) Authentic doubloons! Birdo, Baby Mario, Toadette: Oooooooooooooh. Toadette: The three of you haven't seen my TALKING Doc McStuffins lunchbox yet! (touches Doc's image) Lunchbox: I have a diagnosis! (Toadette touches Lambie's image) You just need a cuddle. (Toadette touches Stuffy's image) I'm a brave dragon! (Toadette touches Chilly's image) I'm gonna melt! (Toadette touches Doc's image again) Chilly! You can't melt! Baby Mario: I'm SOOOOOOOOOO jealous of you three. Where did you find such awesome lunchboxes? Toadette: Uh...a store? Baby Mario: I'm going to go there. Toadette: (touches Doc's image) Lunchbox: Toys! Go stuffed! Baby Luigi: I've got a talking Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lunchbox. (presses Mickey) Lunchbox: Hot dog. (presses Donald) Ahahaha! Baby Luigi: Awesome, huh? At Mario's house Mario: I wonder how the babies are doing at school (calls Baby Mario) Hello, son. Baby Mario: Hi. I just went to the school store and bought 13 lunchboxes to pick from to use from now on. I have one for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, baseball, Jake and the Never Land Pirates, 5 Henry Hugglemonster, and 5 Mario. Mario: Pick the first Mario one. Mario Goes to the Mall 0 3607 c34xg3ys6agu4lqzgpql17msuv12b33 14321 2013-12-18T22:01:11Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This episode was co-written by Matt11111 and his brother Nicholas. *This is the Season 6 finale. *Mr. Marlio makes his debut (not regular Toad) *Yoshi Jr. also debuts. *2nd appearance of the Wa Park ==Script== Mario: I'm going to the mall to buy a present for Luigi. It's OUR birthday. We're twins. Luigi: (somewhere in his car) I'm going to the mall to buy a present for Mario for OUR birthday. I love being a twin. At the Wa Park Yoshi: Okay, everybody. We're going to have lots of fun at the party. Did we all get Mario and Luigi presents? Mr. Marlio: I got them a man-purse. Yoshi: Well, I got them Nintendo PeeDSs 36 years before they come out. Yoshi Jr.: 36 years before the release? Where've you been? Yoshi: I've been working with Herp and Derp, and Weegee. Yoshi Jr.: Oh yeah... I was there too. Mr. Marlio: I have to be the cashier at the store MarMario and Luigi are going to. Yoshi: And we need to pretend to be customers. At the mall Mario: Ah, I'm going to the Wa Store Luigi: (already in the Wa Store) Okay. What should I buy for Mario? Mario: (walking in): Let's see. I'll buy a DVD player. Right there! (grabs a DVD player) Now.. a couple of shirts. (grabs two shirts) And a DSi. Luigi: I'll buy.. OH! (runs into Mario) Mario... You're here! Mario: Heppy birthday. Luigi: Heppy birthday. Mario: Here are your presents and Mr. Marlio is the cashier..... Mr. Marlio: We need you to pay. Mario: Here we go. Mr. Marlio, here is the money. Mr. Marlio: Coins? The stuff is worth 5 dollars. Mario: (counts out 5 dollars) Mr. Marlio: Let's go. (transports to the Wa Park) Mario: Wonder where he went. Oh, a note. (reading) Meet us at the Wa Park. At the Wa Park Yoshi, Yoshi Jr. Mr. Marlio, and Koopa Troopa: HAPPY BURTHDAY!!!!!! Mario: I got you some shirts. Luigi: (tries on one) It's a little big. Yoshi: A little? Even if you were five times as big, it wouldn't fit properly. Mario: What have we got here? A PeeDS? 36 years before it comes out? A DVD player? With Monk already in it! Thank you Koopa Troopa. Luigi: A man-purse? With over 20 dollars in it? Mario: Awesome! Let's have fun! Montage of everyone doing stuff Mario burps from drinking soda THE END! The Never Land Pirate Band Quits 0 3611 ozgud22pt3xph1kxe3gj9g7c6zw3shi 15618 2014-01-20T02:21:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, with special guest appearances by the cast of Jake and the Never Land Pirates. ==Script== Jake: Izzy, Cubby, Sharky, Bones, we're attracting zero fans with our stupid band. I QUIT. Izzy: ME TOO. Mario: Amd we're gonna take your place with the power of my guitar... Luigi: My keyboard... Yoshi: My tongue, and drums.... Mario: And my singing. See, we haven't even started and we already have 750,000 Twitter followers. Cubby: How is that possible? Luigi: Everyone loves Mario and his friends. Izzy: Everyone? Captain Hook: Everyone? Mario: Ah, make that one million followers. In two minutes. Everyone from Jake and the Never Land Pirates: (explodes) Mario: And we're calling our band Maliyo, which ironically is pronounced like Malleo. Luigi: It has the first two letters in our names except mine, I elected for my first and last letters to be contributed. The JATNLP characters come back to life and explode. Mario: They exploded twice. Mr. Bollox Commercial: Falling off a Cliff 0 3612 i6dpe0ioxodqau3r5g3gsaw4e4q4wwb 19395 2014-03-22T17:03:44Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the 5th Mr. Bollox commercial.
==Script==
Mr. Bollox: Hello everyone. It's Mister Bollox. Today I'm falling down a cliff to show you how fun it is. (jumps) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I mean ALALALLALALALLALALALLALAAALALA. STAWP IT NOW! I HATE THIS! How High Can Luigi Count? 0 3617 qze70yk48r6fr14h2t8r5412xs92uhh 9194 2013-08-18T19:30:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Luigi: How high can I count? Let's see. # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #I give up. I'll do the rest tomorrow. DON'T DROP THE SOAP 0 3618 fn8y0038om70g63p7f9ce6tl4xy8cpd 18300 2014-03-07T16:36:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Air date | February 8, 2014 |
| Written by | Matt11111 |
| Directed by | Matt11111 |
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==Script== Mario: Ah, time to take a shower. After having lots of fun all day long, I can take a shower. (Mario picks up the soap and turns on the shower) Oh no! I dropped the soap.
.............
I'm dusting my books.
Mr. Bollox: ALALALALALA! (attacks Mario) DON'T DROP THE SOAP. You never know what might come from behind. Mario: Mr. Bollox, what are you doing? Mr. Bollox: I'm a member of the Soap Police Squad. Mario: Oh, ok. Wait....WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wa Burgers 0 3625 seienbceb0fhyna9q6qsosix90ci4t2 19327 2014-03-21T20:59:28Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Wa Burgers for sale! Now at the Wa Store! Come on down! We have garlic Wa Burgers, Wa Burgers with
onion rings, and even burgers with cheese. Wonder what those are called. That's it for the commercial. Waluigi: They're called cheeseburgers, idiot. Wario: Shut u[p Wackishly Awesome Randomness Episode 0 3643 5pgu9erzsga58p989vul04d6j797rbu 20631 2014-04-15T12:17:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hello, Luigi. Luigi: I'm looking at the Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki to add some pages! Mario: Pu pu platter. What's on it? Luigi: I dunno. POOP? Mario: But it's random right? You're Fired! (Matt and the Always Land Guys) 0 3652 7gvytyo0d4em8if9z8kjsmy1vax8kad 11072 2013-10-22T22:46:23Z Matt11111 5219805
I'm sorry, were you looking for the episode of The Mario Show, You're Fired!?
This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
==Background Info==
I dunno, coming soon.
==Script==
Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Hey, Locker.
Locker: Hey, Matt.
Graham: Hello, guys.
Matt: How's floor eleven?
Graham: It's pretty cool. I always end up with a bag of soap when I leave for some reason.
Matt: The Soap Police Squad is warning you.
Let's go to McDonald's! 0 3653 6e4qixgswqtwr64uionkk43gwiee3w3 20081 2014-04-01T21:00:27Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
==Script==
Matt: Let's go to McDonald's!
Wanda: I could use a Filet-o-Fish.
Locker: I'm gonna order some fries.
Matt: Hey, you know what? The number 16 value meal has both of those. We'll get that.
Herp: (enters with Derp) I could go for a Big Mac.
Derp: And I'll have some chicken nuggets.
Herp: Fries for both of us too. Right, Derp?
Derp: Yeah!
Matt: A number one, two number 15's, and a number 16. I want some nuggets too..What does everyone want to drink?
Derp: Herp and I will share a Coke. Large, por favor. Hespañol there.
Locker: I'll have a vanilla shake, no whipped cream, no cherry.
Wanda: Ditto for me.
Matt: Me too. Now that we know what we're going to order, let's go drive to McDonald's.
In Matt's Ford
Matt: Let's turn on the radio.
Baby starts playing
Herp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CHANGE THE STATION!
A Billion Hits starts playing
Locker: Much better.
Derp: Baby is the worst song on the planet.
Radio announcer: And now for some music news. Baby will never play on the radio again!
Everybody: (celebrates)
Derp: Let's just talk.
Wanda: Let's make a story. We each add one word at a time. I'll start. Once
Locker: upon
Matt: a
Derp: chicken,
Herp: Mario
Wanda: died.
Locker: The
Matt: End. Well, that was an interesting story. Wanda, why did you make Mario die?
Herp: Urguel.
Wanda: Forget that, we're here.
Everyone walks in
Matt: Hello. We would like one number one, one number 16, 2 number 15s, for the drinks, we'll have 3 vanilla shakes, no whipped cream, no cherry, and one Coke.
Cashier: For a party of 5, that's free, Matt.
Matt: Awesome! We'll take it to go. We're permanent tenants at Best Western.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 0 3654 b40d0fhsohqa1p9289sw3sfprz7zsd6 13078 2013-11-25T22:18:05Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Everybody eats seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, his mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on his bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last night's leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some spaghetti, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips and 20 boxes of ice cream. ==Script== Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi: Let's all eat seventeen hamburgers, 43 onion burgers, 3921 pieces of garlic, all kinds of cheese, seventy bagels, five buckets of chicken, eight candy bars, seven pizzas, pork, his mom, a Yoshi egg, egg cereal, 63908 salads, all the sandwiches on his bucket list, eleventy watermelons, fourteen oranges, 78 cans of peas, 40 cans of cans of cans of Mandarin oranges, lotsa macaroni and cheese, last night's leftovers, lasagna, 76 dawgs, a popsicle, the popsicle stick, some spaghetti, four apples, hundreds of slices of ham, some chips and 20 boxes of ice cream. Mario: (opens the fridge and finds a salad only) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Luigi: I'm sooo hungry , Mario's Dad 0 3657 48gbbuj9rcleti7t3jhtpnw0vxdftkm 17376 2014-02-15T01:34:33Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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| Season 8, Episode 5 | |
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| Air date | March 7, 2014 |
| Written by | Matt11111 |
| Directed by | Matt11111 |
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| Too Many Clones | Banana Party |
==Background Info== *Mario's dad is named Mario Sr. *Herbert is Mario Jr.'s grandpa. ==Script== Mario: Of course I'm not a cheeseburger, Luigi. (knock on the door) Mario: I'll get it. (opens) Dad! Mario Sr: Still looking sharp, Mari-burger. Luigi: So you are' a burger! I knew it. Mario Sr: Let's go play New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast. Mario: You know what's crazy? Mario Sr: What? Mario: Our names are Mario Mario Mario. Even our middle name is Mario. Why? Mario Sr: You should ask Grandpa. Mario: Isn't his name Mario too? Mario Sr: It's Herbert. Luigi: Dad, is pizza really a vegetable? Mario Sr: Yep. Luigi: (typing) Yes, pizza is a vegetable. Mario: Wow. Let's Play Baseball! 0 3663 ax0vm0pon9chzb2jildod8eow3rcn66 7247 2013-07-20T19:21:54Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories Coming soon. Stay tuned! Mario Grounds Luigi But they were only acting it out. 0 3701 aau974rwpz73k3lrhtoxib7fchpgkuf 7314 2013-07-22T15:48:24Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Let's go to McDonald's, Mario. At McDonald's. Luigi: To be continued.... [[C..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Let's go to McDonald's, Mario. At McDonald's. Luigi: To be continued.... Wario Shakes to the Groove 0 3721 mosukunyhtpvqii4kxabdynhsr91wdk 21175 2014-04-27T01:08:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Wario dances for 24 days. ==Script== Wario: Hmmmm... (starts dancing) Boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie 1 week later Wario: Boogie boogie boogie. (Drinks some water) BOOGIE BOOGIE! Bulgaria Sucks 0 3724 j60u6g0igsspkro5frama8lpm3n9i7d 19654 2014-03-25T19:05:18Z Matt11111 5219805 File:Bulg.pngThis is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Why is there Sofia the First stuff all over Sofia, Bulgaria? Luigi: It is true what they say. Sofia is situated inside a princess. Peach: I'm outta here. Luigi: Wait for us! Yoshi: Hey! I'm here too! Luigi: Bulgaria sucks. More Sandwiches! 0 3752 kdxuwk1dpkkyvcwig0ommvfl8fpelm1 7400 2013-07-24T16:18:32Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is a sequel to Sandwichey! ==Script== Coming soon! Stay tuned. [[Category:Scripts]..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *This is a sequel to Sandwichey! ==Script== Coming soon! Stay tuned. Wake up Early 0 3777 9fls2le9uhqvi0sjex1n8yaqr0m941h 8297 2013-08-07T17:19:00Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Six a.m? Time to wake up! Luigi: Really? I'm sleeping until noon.
Mario: Enjoy six hours in bed to yourself. (walks away) In the kitchen Mario: Ah, let's see. What cereals do we have? Cornflakes, Mari O's, Toad Munchies, and Veggie Loops. I'll have some Mari O's. (pours the cereal into the bowl, then the milk) A few minutes later Mario: I think I'll go to get a Wii for Luigi and me to play Mario watches the news for 2 hours then leaves for the Wa Mall. Scene randomly switches to Yoshi's house Yoshi: I love waking up early. Birdo: Me too. At the Wa Mall Mario: Let's find the Nintendo Store. (looks) That was easy.. (walks inside) Let's see. DSi's... Nintendo PeeDSs.... It's 2049 already? Ah. The Wiis. Anti-Gravity 0 3778 71ut2iehe2dy4a8ce363pwflh6av6sw 16052 2014-01-28T01:56:55Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *The idea for the episode came from the episode Undercover Carl of Phineas and Ferb. ==Script== Luigi: (looking out the window) Hey, an anti-gravity machine randomly appeared in our backyard. Mario: Let's go use it! In the backyard Mario: (presses a button) Looks like we'll be up here for 15 minutes. Luigi: I need to be at Mr. Marlio's studio in 14 MINUTES. Mario: Then just swim to the studio. Luigi: Good idea. (starts swimming) At Mr. Marlio's studio Mr. Marlio: Whoa! Hi, Luigi. I didn't know you were a magician. Luigi: I'm not. An anti-gravity machine randomly showed up in our backyard. Sofia Tries To Replace Peach 0 3794 2r555ge30dy6ydnece6ki5xd8208im3 12377 2013-11-18T00:11:54Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Sofia: Hi Peach. (takes out banana) I'm replacing you in the Mario universe because I love being a princess. Peach: Good luck. (hands Sofia a bomb) Sofia: What magical doohickey is this? (Sofia explodes) Peach: Wow, was that easy. Sofia is so gullible. Sofia: I'm dead. (dies) At Marios house Mario: (watches TV) Oh, my gosh! Sofia really exploded! Luigi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! The End! Surfing the Web. Literally, Matt's surfing with his waterproof laptop 0 3797 juk006ckkx102tldwuz9f8jn51fiksh 7550 2013-07-29T13:05:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Wow, this says if I waterproof my computer, I can literally sur..." This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Wow, this says if I waterproof my computer, I can literally surf on it! Derp: Computer surfboard. Can you also surf the web at the same time? Matt: That takes skill. But yes, it is very possible. To be continued Let's go Camping 0 3803 20sp862dqp2hdzqi6vuktue8hihwnb7 21554 2014-05-03T00:50:14Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Stick Show.
==Script==
Jon: I'm going camping! Who wants to come?
Kathryn: Me!
Norm: Me!
Mike: I would love to come!
Jon: I'll bring the marshmallows.
Mike: And I'll bring my body that looks a lot like the Norm on Phineas and Ferb
To be continued
Mario's Here! 0 3805 b47l57td6aeggnp489lr9nozagplqh4 7565 2013-07-29T14:43:14Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Background Info== *Many characters in the Mario universe guest star. ==Script== Mario: What are we doing on The Stick Show? ..." This is an episode of The Stick Show. ==Background Info== *Many characters in the Mario universe guest star. ==Script== Mario: What are we doing on The Stick Show? Jon: It's Mario! Kathryn: Hi, Luigi. Wanna play Mario Super Sluggers sometime? (takes out game's box cover) To be continued. Pilot (The Candy Rose Sugar Show) 0 3809 162yvc1rw14t0u19hpys4eekxfceaey 9872 2013-09-22T16:27:44Z Matt11111 5219805 Were you looking for the episode of The Mario Show, Pilot! No, literally., or Pilot, the first episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys? This is an episode of The Candy Rose Sugar Show. ==Background Info== *This is the first episode. ==Script== Candy Rose Sugar: I like this airplane ride. I'm going to go walk up and ask the pilot if there's a TV somewhere here so I can watch Henry Hugglemonster. Big Daddy: Let's go. At the front of the plane Candy: Is there a TV here? Pilot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (plane crashes) Candy: I guess this means I'm in trouble. Pilot: This is the 8365871637861723469186487136591th time I've been asked if there was a TV to watch Henry Hugglemonster! Jake and the Never Land Pirates are Dead! Thank you Matt and the Always Land Guys! 0 3814 5v1kfqioybbb9wrniwr19kigsslm8sh 7579 2013-07-29T15:45:02Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *The Matt and the Always Land Guys cast guest stars. ==Script== Coming soon. Stay tuned for me to write it...." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *The Matt and the Always Land Guys cast guest stars. ==Script== Coming soon. Stay tuned for me to write it. Mario and Luigi Buy a New Bike 0 3815 7q2ae0ee2vygpb1lit388uwrqcdasuq 7581 2013-07-29T15:51:14Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Background Info== Coming soon. Stay tuned. [[Category:The Mario Sh..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Background Info== Coming soon. Stay tuned. A Hotel Adventure 0 3876 p3bzkcjk3fycvpgmnf9pplpk6lvyihy 15946 2014-01-25T21:52:08Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Script== Locker: I'm going to see what twists and turns we can find in this hotel.
The elevator
Wanda: I'm coming with you. Matt: Me too. Everyone walks to the elevator. Locker presses the up button. The elevator opens, and everyone steps inside. Matt: How about (press) floor 32? The elevator doors close and goes up. Matt, Wanda, and Locker see Herp in the shower. Herp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (drops soap) Mr. Bollox jumps on Herp Mr Bollox: Don't drop that soap. Who knows what could happen? You could reach to pick it up, fall over from slipping on it, eat it, be disgusted, run to the grocery store naked, get some water, go to jail for a week, and get fired from your job. Would you want that? Herp: I don't have a job. So ha. Matt: Why do we have a floor that's a shower right when you walk in? Herp: Don't ask me. Locker: Well, we're going to floor 94. Herp: The building is that tall? Wanda: Yes. Yes it is. Locker: It has 134 floors. Matt: (looks at phone) I see that Derp is on floor 8.5 according to this text. Wanda: 8.5? Matt: The button is right here (presses 8.5 button) The elevator goes down and opens Derp: Hi, guys. Matt: (steps out) Hey, Derp. Locker: (sees there is a restaurant on floor 12) See you guys later. Wanda: See you, Locker. Where are you going? Locker: A restaurant. (closes doors and goes up) Matt: So, Derp, wanna go to floor 25 to play the Wii? Derp: Let's play Major League Baseball 2K12, Matt: See you there. 1 hour later Matt: And here comes Derek Jeter to the plate... Bases loaded.... 2 outs, Game tied at 11....Bottom of the ninth........ Jeter....takes an outside pitch for ball one...... The next pitch is... HIT IN THE AIR TO DEEP LEFT FIELD! THAT ONE IS... A GRAND SLAM! It's 15 to 11! And the Orioles win! Derp: Epic game, Matt.
Staying Cool in the Heat 0 3875 1959oc6scfbulv8xnpu609zgod58xhp 11752 2013-11-06T15:37:55Z Firefly233 7145967 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Sure is hot today. Luigi: Duh, it's-a summer. Mario: Don't act like I'm-a stupid. Luigi: But you-a ARE-a stupeed-a Mario: I'm-a not. Luigi: What is 1x5? Mario: Ummm... 15? Luigi: Exactly. Mario: Anyway, what do we do about the heat? Luigi: I have an idea! In the walk-in freezer
This thing is huge.
Luigi: Another great idea by yours truly. Mario: It sure is cold in here. Outside the freezer Bowser: It's awful hot out here! Can I come in? Mario (From inside Freezer): No, go away. Bowser: Why not? Mario: You have BO Bowser: I do not! Mario: Have you checked? Bowser: OH MY GOSH!!! That reeks. (Puts some deodorant on) Mario: You need a shower as well Bowser: I don't need a shower! Mario: No shower, no entry Bowser: What! Mario: My freezer, my rules. Bowser: The cheek of it! I bought him that freezer Bowser locks the Freezer Luigi: Its-a cold now! Mario: We should-a go warm up outside-a Luigi: The door-a is-a locked Mario: Oh no! 3 hours later Bowser: So how are you guys. HAHAHA Luigi: I... hate you Bowser: What about Mario? Luigi: (knocks on Mario) He's frozen solid Bowser: Well that is one way of staying cool in the heat. I just turned the Air Conditioning on! Luigi: Oops... Mario: What happened? Luigi: (sees the key) Well, we're getting out of here. (unlocks door) The brothers walk outside Bowser: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! What? How did you guys escape? Luigi: I am surrounded by idiots. ALL THE TIME!!!!! Another Hmong Episode 0 3878 74rkn2jekg2fusv19ipvxlmjl2u4aw6 19648 2014-03-25T18:43:09Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info== *Hmong retuuurns! Hahahahaha! I mean... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==Script in Hmong==
Mario: Yuav ua li cas mus on?
Luigi: Peb twb txhais ua Hmoob dua.
Mario: Qhov meem txom tiag tiag.
Yoshi: Koj bet.
Toad: kuv tsis hais hom lus no.
Yoshi: Tsis ntawm peb ua.
Luigi: Hmoob tau tuaj nrog dua.
Wario: kuv tiag tiag annoyed nrog no cov lus.
==English==
Mario: What's going on?
Luigi: We've been translated into Hmong again.
Mario: That's really annoying.
Yoshi: You bet.
Toad: I don't speak this language.
Yoshi: None of us do.
Luigi: Hmong has come along again.
Wario: I'm really annoyed with this language.
Baby Peach and Baby Daisy Go to Disney Junior and actually Decide to Kill Henry Hugglemonster because They are already 8 years old 0 3879 ow7y33rapj5ntel1n9wmg8ademb5gjr 7677 2013-07-30T23:51:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Baby Peach: Wow, we're eight years old and we're still watching this garbage. Baby Daisy: Henry Hugglemonster is officially the worst show ever. Baby Peach: HE MUST DIE WITH THE POWER OF SPAGHETTI. On the show Henry The Other Clones 0 3880 6c7lfkhyx61bmohskx4q6beeyk0s8px 7679 2013-07-31T12:48:11Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Sequel to The Clone ==Script== Mario: Yoshi clones? Toad clones? Everyone has a clone? Uh-oh. ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== *Sequel to The Clone ==Script== Mario: Yoshi clones? Toad clones? Everyone has a clone? Uh-oh. To be continued Oh, Yeah! This episode was supposed to be in Season 4! 0 3901 rtbhe7uxiw63846djzbvjs3vklnqov2 19413 2014-03-23T17:12:00Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info== * ==Script==
Mario: This episode was meant to be in Season 4. But it's in Season 6 now.
Yeah!
Luigi: Then we can't change ANYTHING. If we do, who knows what could happen?
The rest of the episode consists of Luigi and Mario not moving, until the last scene
Mario: Luigi, we did it!
Luigi: I think this episode got really low ratings because of this terribleness. Just sitting around.
Mario: Good point.
Luigi: Oh well. Yippee!
Luigi jumps for joy, and kicks Bowser in the face, killing him
Luigi: Oh shoot..... This show could be cancelled!
Category:Matt and the Always Land Guys 14 3922 77ukcfpsuxdy76dtn2om1prgoyy2b3k 7757 2013-07-31T16:36:05Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Stuff about Matt and the Always Land Guys " Stuff about Matt and the Always Land Guys Mr. Bollox Commercial: The Number Eleventy 0 3931 estmnwoe7qh7jq66py0dwbfvgu9aqol 7769 2013-07-31T17:21:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hello, everybody, It's Mr. Bollox, and today we're doing a commercial on something a little bit random, ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hello, everybody, It's Mr. Bollox, and today we're doing a commercial on something a little bit random, the number eleventy. To be continued Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox, Locker! 0 3956 s6mnvqrdpc33uai2fqzdvcyy793vi4u 7806 2013-07-31T21:05:30Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Background Info== *This episode is a lot like Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox, Birdo!, an episode of [[The Mario S..." This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Background Info== *This episode is a lot like Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox, Birdo!, an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Matt: Whoa, Locker. Awesome Minnie Mouse lunchbox. Locker: In my opinion, it's terrible because it's so feminine. In a few seasons, I hope to upgrade to Mickey Mouse. The Episode Where Everyone Kills Henry Hugglemonster was Moved to Season Eleventy Because Baby Peach and Baby Daisy Watch That Show 0 3998 thnvhlcdu0q955hyr650umex97qprbu 7874 2013-08-02T13:36:20Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Henry Hugglemonster: Hello, everyone and welcome to ROARSOME NEWS. This is an episode of The Mario Show and it says ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Henry Hugglemonster: Hello, everyone and welcome to ROARSOME NEWS. This is an episode of The Mario Show and it says on my papers I will die in season eleventy. Baby Peach: I hate this show. Baby Daisy: Me too. To be continued..... WAHAHA! Inside Yoshi's Stomach 0 4073 0nf7qhjufxr21687rb9qtowk34h7daj 8622 2013-08-12T13:57:44Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (reading the newspaper) Word on the... page I'm reading is that Yoshi has an entire city in his stomach. His city's population is 10,000,000. His stomach is HUGE. Luigi: If he eats us, we'll be in the best city ever by the looks of it (looks at an image of the city) Yoshi loves to eat a lot of things. Mario: He'll eat whatever he needs for his city. I wonder how many Toads joined the city. Luigi: According to Mr. Bollox's Mini Muffin Commercial, there are at least 524 Toads overall, so I guess there are some there. I just realized something. His stomach stays so small, and yet, the city is so big. I mean, 10,524,183 people is already huge. Who's the fattest person there? Mario: Why would that be there? Inside Yoshi City Orange Yoshi 12: What a great day in Yoshi City. Mario and Luigi appear Luigi: This place rocks! Yellow Yoshi 183.2: Here's a Yoshi City brochure to get you started. Mario: Let's go see the Yoshi City Rainbows play the Yoshi City Eggs. Bulgaria. Yaaaay. 0 4079 41oa7efmdhayy3tlmfrr4qyuy3bva7i 13303 2013-11-30T21:16:30Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Ah, I love reading about countries on Wikipedia. Let's read about Bulgaria. Hmmm... (reading) Bulgaria [1]i/bʌlˈɡɛəriə/ (Bulgarian: България, IPA: [bɤ̞ɫˈɡarijɐ]), officially the Republic of Bulgaria (Bulgarian: Република България,IPA: [rɛ'publika bɤ̞ɫˈɡarijɐ]), is a country located in Southeastern Europe. It is bordered by Romania to the north, Serbia and Macedonia to the west,Greece and Turkey to the south, and the Black Sea to the east. With a territory of 110,994 square kilometres (42,855 sq mi), Bulgaria is Europe's14th-largest country.
Prehistoric cultures began developing on Bulgarian lands during the Neolithic period. Its ancient history saw the presence of the Thracians, and later the Greeks and Romans. The emergence of a unified Bulgarian state dates back to the establishment of the First Bulgarian Empire in 681 AD, which dominated most of the Balkans and functioned as a cultural hub for Slavic peoples during the Middle Ages. With the downfall of theSecond Bulgarian Empire in 1396, its territories came under Ottoman rule for nearly five centuries. The Russo-Turkish War of 1877–1878 created the Third Bulgarian State. The following years saw several conflicts with its neighbours, which prompted Bulgaria to align with Germany in both World Wars. In 1946 it became a Socialist state with a single-party system. In 1989 the Communist Party allowed multi-party elections, following which Bulgaria transitioned to democracy and a market-based economy.
The population of 7.36 million people is predominantly urban and mainly concentrated in the administrative centres of its 28 provinces. Most commercial and cultural activities are concentrated in the capital Sofia. The strongest sectors of the economy are heavy industry, power engineering, and agriculture, all relying on local natural resources.
The current political structure dates to the adoption of a democratic constitution in 1991. Bulgaria is a unitary parliamentary republic with a high degree of political, administrative, and economic centralisation. It is a member of the European Union, NATO, and the Council of Europe; a founding state of the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe (OSCE); and has taken a seat at the UN Security Council three times.
Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Hey, Matt.
Matt: Blah blah blah. The capital is Sofia?!
Locker: Bulgaria. Yaaaay.
Wanda: I hope there's no Sofia the First merchandise there.
Matt: Me too. Let's go for a drive in my Ford.
In Matt's Ford
Matt: Let's listen to the radio and drink some Coke.
Locker: I've never drunk Coke from a can before.
Matt: Well, today's your lucky day. I have 917410 cans and 459010 bottles.
Herp: That's a lot of Cokes.
Derp: Where are they?
Matt: I used a shrinkinator machine and the cans and bottles are on the roof of the car. (pulls over and climbs to the roof) (zaps a can of Coke with the ray and enlarges it)
McJon's 0 4081 91psae7g365t630aewsuidqm7xn7q0n 21525 2014-05-01T23:12:03Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Stick Show.
==Script== Jon: I took over McDonald's. Kathryn: Awesome, what now? Jon: We rename it. It is now... McJonald's. Kathryn: OK, so you changed one letter. To be continued ... Fun School Garbage 0 4133 e1t8dqr7mdk5g9g4gnjs4cq6a6qxld3 14541 2013-12-23T17:12:28Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon. Stay tuned. Forever. D'OH! I'll get on this tomorrow. Maybe. Hmoob What? That's just Hmong in Hmong 0 4135 2akdw7i21g0wzdrfgiucwyqkbjupd0j 19748 2014-03-26T01:49:44Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
I dunno. I Googled hmoob and this is what I got. Hmong lady?
==Script==
Mario: What's the title of this episode supposed to mean? Hmoob? (reads on) Oh, Hmong in Hmong. Yaay.
Luigi: Let's get to better stuff. We don't have time to look at a fake language all day long.
Yoshi: Does anyone actually speak Hmong?
Luigi: No. But I'm working on Bacon language.
Yoshi: How
I'm Super Hungry 0 4159 nmipki5bnobykihabjgmzx12jxgu1s0 20694 2014-04-15T20:39:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: I'm super hungry today, so I won't eat anything for 1892740184923725685149832578167836178469178365781693471023561364981 weeks. Wario: Try 86137895189364781623789517381038614397860598360491873289461023985634061238960589123604618923 weeks. Waluigi: Infinity weeks. Wario: Good luck. Waluigi: I give up. (eats some cheese) Wario: How's that cheese? Waluigi: GREAT. Wario: Also, you're skinny. Let's watch ESPN. Waluigi: The ?Yankees are playing the Red Sox at 8. Wario: Then let's watch Baseball Tonight before the game. Wario and Waluigi watch Baseball Tonight and about 7 minutes in, Waluigi goes to cook macaroni for dinner Wario: Waluigi, where are you going? Waluigi: To cook dinner. We're having macaroni. Wario: Yummy! want garlic on my half. Waluigi: Okay, then. Also, do you really think Jacoby Ellisbury is a good fit for the Yankees? Opening Locker's Locker 0 4197 pwkflarjfyoj06imrrz9y5bkqe3phuo 11665 2013-11-05T15:23:23Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
==Background Info==
The information about the ingredients of Gatorade is from http://www.pepsicobeveragefacts.com/infobyproduct.php?prod_type=1026&prod_size=20&prod_catg_id=1068&brand_fam_id=1043&brand_id=1002&product=Gatorade+Orange
==Script==
Matt: Hey, Locker.
Locker: Hi, Matt.
Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): I just opened your locker. Why is the combination 0-0-0?
Locker: I wanted it to be 1-1-1 but I realized 0-0-0 was easier to remember.
Derp: (on the computer) Says here, Gatorade is made of: WATER, SUCROSE, DEXTROSE, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVOR, SALT, SODIUM CITRATE, MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, GUM ARABIC, YELLOW 6, GLYCEROL ESTER OF ROSIN, BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL.
Herp: It has gum?
Derp: I'd guess.
Locker: It's gum arabic. There's probably a difference.
Herp: The latest health craze is washing your hands with toothpaste.
Wanda: What? I gotta pee, so see you in 5 minutes. (leaves)
Graham: Derpaherp Burp!
Blah Parties are Boring! Let's have a gibberish party. 0 4198 oybu2mjaqi9q0n6v2u6cj0gtbzvdaox 15429 2014-01-13T19:09:07Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: rsjkgergm aer;glajeriopgeroognb rjfognxsprihgsker sgoierjopsgtmer ;agtoijregt9oaerpjmer,g xf;btmhs rtpkeropktgsep. Luigi: Hejkbgfpaerhguioeroj;agnoerngose rg ajeriwetoanwepweoa fio[wkopzs[erkgpoweg[eowakfjpijgzionrfpo oerighaperhgji0er[paioerkpjg[paekrgkl-er aperojg[apergopaer gperokg[permja[werkfn awepowprjqwe[rnwekg zaergopsjpgjkerpotngwe pejf. Wario: ewokhfaower goasnerogftater gfoatkwergtopker;g l;aernmmae vgnlazprovffr ab;kzf,bvka er'gmer lg erpmb a[per Yoshi: isusususususuWERg eruioabvgierha9h0-v923ju ;p4in4mdjim cpo N-EINH OKALmkndsofa Wario: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mario: Wario, you killed it. Wario: You killed it more. Mario's Disappearance 0 4205 jtu8h4y9wufkaexb6dy6glxxpq98mqk 17809 2014-02-22T17:15:13Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 Mario's Disappearance is the 18th episode of Season 9 of The Mario Show.
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| Season 9, Episode 18 | |
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| Air date | June 11, 2014 |
| Written by | AnthonyDaBest |
| Directed by | Matt111111 |
Episode guide
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==Script== Luigi: Ah, what a wonderful day! Mario: Ugh, Stupid pianta girl wanting me to take these durians to her stupid basket! Luigi: Calm down, Mario. How hard can it be? -Everything goes out-- Luigi: Hey, who turned out the lights! Mario: LUIGI, HE-*muffled*-LP ME!!!! Luigi: Huh? --Light goes back on-- Luigi: Mario? where are you? Luigi: *checks Mario's room* Mario. Luigi: *checks outside* MARIO. Luigi: MAAAAARRRRRIIIIOOOOOOO! --Luigi goes back in his house and finds a ransom note-- Luigi: What's-a-this? *takes* Ransom Note: Deer, Lewegee I've kidnaphed ur bro Mareoh Map: Pinna Park --> Pianta Village --> Peach's Castle BI 12:00 OR ELSE....... From, *crossed out* The Duck Luigi: Gee, whoever wrote this is a very sloppy writer and a bad speller. Bad grammar too. Luigi: Anyways......I NEED TO FIND MARIO!!! --Luigi goes to the Air Port-- Luigi: ISLE DELFINO, PRONTO! -1 hour later- Luigi: Hey, you are you still working on that cannon?! Mechanic Pianta: No, why? Luigi: NO TIME! *jumps in cannon* --At Pinna Park-- Luigi: Hm, *finds Mario's Hat* :O His-a-hat! Luigi: To Pianta Village! --At Delfino Plaza-- Luigi: *jumps to the top of the shine sprite tower* Luigi: *goes in pipe* --1 hour later-- ???: *laughs while quacking* I finally got revenge Mario! Mario: Oh, mama mia! Luigi: *kicks door* Finally! I found Mario and The Duck scribble scrabble guy! Luigi: And to stop-a-you from......playing Candy Land. --??? Reveals to be Fluffy-- Fluffy: I finally get to see Princess Lolly! Ha! Luigi: I-a-came all the way from Brooklyn........to-a-play Candy Land-a. :/ Fluffy: You missed it. But, we can play a new game! Luigi: What about the black out and the ransom note? Fluffy: I just wanted to be a bit dramatic. Luigi: *unamused* Luigi: Wait, what about this?! *has Mario's hat and shoes* Fluffy: Again, I wanted to be a bit dramatic. Luigi: *sarcastic* Oh, That's-a-great. Luigi: And Fluffy. Fluffy: Yeah? --Scene cuts to outside of Peach's Castle-- Luigi: NEXT TIME DON'T-A-EVER TRY TO BE-A-DRAMATIC EVER AGAIN! *throws Fluffy in garbage can* Mario: Luigi? Don't you-a-think you've-a-done that too far? Luigi: Maybe? Mario: Well, Let's-a-play Luigi's Mansion! Luigi: Yeah! Mario (O.S.): *mumbling* It was gonna be Mario's Mansion but I told them to give it to you, Because *mumbles* --Fluffy's hand comes out of the garbage-- --Episode ends-- Would You Rather Game 0 4270 6szs064ijo0wl95k8q70ontx3c49xym 12379 2013-11-18T00:17:50Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Alright, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Mr. Bollox, let's play the Would You Rather game. I'll start. Would you rather.. go to McDonald's for everything you'll ever eat for the rest of your life, or never go to McDonald's again? Luigi: Never go again. Yoshi: I would want to go for everything. Toad: Never again. Peach: Get everything from there. Daisy: Same as Peach. Bowser: Never again. Mr. Bollox: Everything. Luigi: My turn. Would you rather drink a cup of sweat or a hair sandwich? Toad: Sweat. Yoshi: Hair sandwich, Peach: Sweat is mostly water so sweat. Yoshi: In that case sweat. Daisy, Bowser, and Mr. Bollox: Me too. Mr. Bollox: Would you rather watch YouTube videos or upload them? Mario: Upload, so I can rack up views. Daisy: Watch, there's so much out there. Peach and Luigi: Upload Mr. Bollox: I pick upload. Bowser: Watch. Yoshi: Upload. Toad: BOTH. Mario: Uh, sure. Mr. Bollox: Would you rather (explodes) Toad: Um... I couldn't explode. Im too youung to die. Cooking with Waluigi: Onion Is Better Than Garlic 0 4417 j8n1epiel9yl9tcph9hjuvn6fv25zpg 21395 2014-04-30T11:25:45Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: What's up everyone, it's Wario, and it's time for Cooking with Wario. Waluigi: No it's not. (pushes Wario away) It's me, Waluigi, and today we're not cooking with garlic. Garlic sucks. Wario: Shut up with your stupid onion. Waluigi: You shut up with YOUR stupid garlic Wario: Fine, it's yours. Waluigi: Today we're making something that's ACTUALLY TASTY! Onion um...... THIS SHOW IS CANCELLED! Wario: Wow. epic fail. Waluigi: The show is BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're making onion baked onion onions with onion glaze. Wario: What??????????/ Waluigi: I don't get it either. Forget it. Wario: So now what? Waluigi: Eat pizza? Wario: OK. Waluigi: I'm a girl. (Kisses Wario) Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!( kisses Waluigi) Killing Mickey Mouse 0 4418 63o5r4lum8uipv8l3v6iq8160mddlyo 15306 2014-01-10T14:48:29Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Wow, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse got worse than I thought it could. To be continued Do-Nothing Day 0 4458 0zbw7xs0zv4mi5ez2mrxwjitdajmpyb 12142 2013-11-12T00:45:45Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Luigi: Let's do nothing all day long.
Mario: Okay.
Luigi and Mario sit down all day long.
The next day, Birdo and Yoshi are eating cereal.
Birdo: Let's have Mari O's.
Yoshi: Great ides. OH NO! IT'S THE IDES OF MARCH!
Birdo: Don't go Julius Caesar on me.
Do not push 0 4528 hbat8salg7qty7g0ti1o9anu1lju8if 19512 2014-03-24T19:02:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Ooh, a button. Do not push. (pushes) AAAAAHHHHHHH! Luigi: Are you stupid or something? That's Yoshi's doorbell. Mario: Oh.. BING BONG BINGBONG! Yoshi: Hey, Mario. Luigi. I have snacks for you. I have lots of stuff. We have chocolate bars, crackers, Coke, Gatorade, Naked juice, NAKED JUICE? I hate that stuff. I need to go yell at Birdo. Mario: But how come your doorbell has a Do not push sign? Yoshi: It's a little random. BIRDO!! (Birdo comes down) Birdo: What's up, Yoshi? Yoshi: Well first of all, WHY is there Naked Juice on the table? Birdo: I love it, so I thought the Mario Bros. might. Mario: (takes a sip of Naked juice) Tastes naked. And that's actually a good thing. Thanks Birdo. Birdo: Told you. Yoshi: It's not naked to me. It's so suckish. MONOPOLY MONEY?!?!?!? 0 4553 liodu5ot3gzwhtx99m3swlckuc0z3s7 9844 2013-09-20T14:34:26Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Locker: Ooh! Money! I'm rich! (counts money) TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! WAIT A MINUTE! Every script so far Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Ha! Gotcha! Locker: Good one, man. Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Have you met my new friend Leila? Herp: HEY THERE OM NOM NOM UM OH MOMMY UM BANANANANA THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES UMMA UMMA UMMA EVERYONE PUTS THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER! Locker: That was random. Derp: (dances) Matt: I'll be in the bathroom, powdering my nose. That's girl talk for use the bathroom. Wa Fries 0 4579 ca4c4rm0r1x5z44knis8ave4c3v8mc4 8862 2013-08-13T17:29:37Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== This commercial is the sequel to Wa Burgers. ==Script== Coming soon. Staying Warm in the Cold 0 4582 3w69porbjkxkyzmymn39pvhaqjbqd1l 12141 2013-11-11T23:59:15Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Mario: (wakes up and finds himself buried in snow) Hey, what's going on?
Luigi: (right next to him) I dunno.
Mario: Well it was your idea to camp out without a stinkin' TENT!
Luigi: I didn't check the w-w-w-weather f-f-f-forecast.
Mario: H-h-h-how is the s-s-s-snow so th-th-thick?
Luigi: The point is we need to get out of here. Luckily, I brought a shovel.
Mario: Why did you bring a shovel?
Luigi: Some people have emergency phones, emergency wallets, so... say hello to my emergency shovel.
15 seconds later
Mario: Well, what are you waiting for? Dig us outta here.
Luigi: (starts digging) Okay, now what?
Mario: (looks back) Hey, how did it snow only there?
Luigi: That'll remain a mystery.
At Bowser's castle
Bowser: All right, friends. I'm cooking words. Any requests?
Goomba 1: Well, I'd like the words "shovel" and "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Bowser: That's a heck of a mouthful.
Koopa Troopa 1: I'll take the words "expect" and "quickly".
Bowser: And I'm making 43 of the words recycle, gibberish, wackish, more gibberish, scoop, Ferb, and homework.
Goomba 2: Dibs on gibberish.
Back at the campsite
Mario: Hey, it's a hot hut.
Luigi: What makes you say that?
Mario: Can't you read?
Luigi: Yes and I see it says Hot Hut. But I was lookng at the snow we were buried in.
Mario: Wait, we're floating. This must be ice. Luigi, are we in the South Pole? I was blindfolded this whole time.
Luigi: Yes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Making up Words 0 4643 0dkvxz5qhahbwwnxg0g4gbvehqs7c4k 21082 2014-04-24T23:22:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: What kinds of things don't have a word? Luigi: What about that tip of your toenail? Mario: Let's call it a toetip. This was a very short episode. The end everyone! GO AWAY. Mr. Bollox Commercial: TV 0 4676 ek1ufu19y2bphy06ca1my9u3hc42g47 9009 2013-08-16T15:21:38Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon [[Category:Mr. B..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon The Rap Battle. Wait, no. That was translated. This episode is called The Interview 0 4687 gto2erpk7z5wdsqr0qthxd4wp1iwux4 9026 2013-08-16T16:12:16Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Welcome to the rap battle, Orange Yoshi. Wait, this was Gizoogleized. This is an rap battle." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Welcome to the rap battle, Orange Yoshi. Wait, this was Gizoogleized. This is an rap battle. Mario Goes to Kings Plaza 0 4716 oarmg32awzo928jcxgb6365ib6rf99y 17140 2014-02-12T01:51:45Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I'm gonna go to Kings Plaza. Luigi: Sorry, Mario. But, Dinkleburg blew it up. Mario: You mean Dinkleberg. Luigi: Oh, yeah! Thanks. Mario: DINKLEBERG!!! Luigi: Now, who sounds like Timmy's dad? Mario: Crud. Crush. Crush a can of soda. Soda. Coke. Pepsi. Gatorade. Orange. Colors. Blue. Blue Cup. McLuigi 0 4822 aaq8g0rg8zil2w3hjj6f5a7hwn7c65p 17377 2014-02-15T01:37:18Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Luigi: Hello, everyone. I have a new restaurant. Birdo: Then shouldn't you be there? Luigi: Crud! Oh well, I closed the doors. I hope. OH NO! Good thing I only have the doors open on the decoy joint. Mario: That must be a good decoy. To be continued. The Negative Tip 0 4840 qf39f4oq9kvwj9des7781o6alq7cygv 20978 2014-04-22T21:41:12Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info== *Negative tips aren't a thing, dude. is the page that gave Matt11111 this idea. ==Script==
Mario: (as a waiter) And may I collect your bill and your cash?
Wario: Absolutely (hands Mario the bill)
Mario: Why is the total 0 dollars? You gave a 100% tip.
Wario: Look closely. It's a -100% tip.
Mario: I've heard of lousy tippers, but this is just ridiculous. The meal was 6 dollars!
Waluigi: What? I forgot my wallet.
Wario: So did I, so we found a loophole.
Mario: Is that even legal?
Wario: I dunno, my wallet's inside my couch.
Mario: Well, I guess you aren't being charged anything, but if I go online and find out it's illegal, you're getting a strongly worded e-mail. I know where you live.
Wario and Waluigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (They both run off)
Outside
Wario: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Waluigi: If what you're thinking is we need to move to Alaska and change our names to Tony and Bill, then yes.
Wario: I was thinking move to Florida and change our names to Anthony and Matthew.
Waluigi: Dibs on Matthew. But wait, we don't know if it's legal.
Wario: It probably is, so, sorry to pop your bubble, but you won't be changing your name to Matthew.
Waluigi: Awwww. Oh well. No skin off mah back. Well, I'll go get my wallet and give him the money.
Waluigi runs off and gets his wallet
At Waluigi's house
Waluigi: Okay. (looks on his couch) Great. I've got my wallet. (takes out his phone and calls Wario) Hey Wario.
Wario: You got the money, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Yep.
At Luigi and Mario's house
Mario: Hey, Luigi.
Luigi: Today, I went out to World 1 from New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast to collect some coins.
Mario: That's a lot of coins. I can't even see you.
Luigi: Dude, we collect these coins on the daily. We have our own skyscraper with thousands of hiding places for millions of coins we've collected, worth trillions of dollars.
Mario: How come I've never heard of it?
Luigi: I built it online today. Then I requested it to be built by a group of Goombas that grew hundreds of hands each. They built it in an hour. I don't know how.
Mario: They have hundreds of arms. Duh.
Luigi: So in order to spend the coins, we have to redeem them for 228 million dollars each at the bank. Then we'll put the dollar bills left over in the building.
Mario: This is awesome! What's the address?
Luigi: It's right next door.
Mario (looks outside) Oooooh... Let's go count it.
Luigi: Already did. We have $537,633,683,243,634.43
Mario: You spent some didn't you?\
Luigi: Yep.
At the Wario Bros. house
Wario: Great! Negative tips are legal.
Waluigi: We're all good. Yay!
Wario: Holy safety.
Waluigi: I should always do that!
Wario: HERE WE GO!
Montage of Wario and Waluigi using negative tips.
Wario: Waluigi, we've used negative tips so well, we ended up MAKING money from it.
Waluigi: GENIUS
The Bulgarian Episode 0 5014 kazdo22t62l8kjb32tmun0rupjp51n6 18914 2014-03-16T20:07:07Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show in Bulgarian. ==Script in Bulgarian== Mario: Luigi? Luigi: Какво става? Mario: Ние просто излезе от хмонг епизод и сега сме заседнали на български език. Luigi: I приготвени вафли за закуска. Mario: Ние дори не разполагат с желязо гофрети. Luigi: Имам Eggo вафли. Mario: Oh. Е, да им се насладят. Ще бъда инча ==English== Mario: Luigi? Luigi: What's going on? Mario: We just got out of the Hmong episode and now we're stuck in Bulgarian. Luigi: I cooked waffles for breakfast. Mario: We don't even have a waffle iron. Luigi: I got Eggo waffles. Mario: Oh. Well, enjoy them. I'll be right in. ==Comments== E is WELL? Park Party (Matt and the Always Land Guys) 0 5018 nfdvaczwf3k563anqbc5u2k2xsiq5ky 9516 2013-08-23T15:32:06Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Were you looking for one of the three episodes of The Mario Show? If so, see Park Party (disambiguation) This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==S..." Were you looking for one of the three episodes of The Mario Show? If so, see Park Party (disambiguation) This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Hey, Wanda, Locker. Locker: Hey, Matt. What's up? Matt: Let's go to the park! Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Cool, don't forget to invite Herp and Derp. 11 0 5233 fwxpkovmykl9wo5wbp030gr11uie01m 20103 2014-04-02T11:32:39Z Matt11111 5219805 11 is the ELEVENTH and final number in the number line! THE END! Luigi and Mario's House Party 0 5250 j07gid36wyb7mh8ff0y65r8uj93wcq4 9868 2013-09-22T14:52:22Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Coming soon. Stay tuned! " Coming soon. Stay tuned! Megan Li's Random World 5 0 4053 3gbxknthrjjir6x57s3239w6yqq20q5 9913 2013-09-23T13:32:12Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories ==Characters Featured== ===Video Games=== None ===TV Shows=== South Park: Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger My Life as a Teenage Robot: Jenny Wakeman ==Segment== Megan Li and Jenny Wakeman are seen flying around the city. Well, Jenny is flying, Megan is riding her magic guitar. Megan: This sure is fun isn't it? Jenny: You said it, Meg. Megan: Hey look, it's my friends Stan and Wendy. They are floating above Stan and Wendy, who are making out on a park bench. The two kids stop and look up, seeing the teenagers. Stan: Hey you two. Wendy: Hello. Megan: What's up, guys? Wendy: Well Stan and I made something for Jenny's 10th Anniversary. Megan: But that was yesterda-- Jenny covers Megan's mouth. Jenny: Shh. So what'd you make? Stan: Uh...It's an AMV using your theme song and clips from your show. Wendy: Well we didn't use your theme song exactly. Stan recorded me singing it and used that. Jenny lands in front of the kids as Stan takes out his laprtop and shows her the AMV. Meanwhile, Megan flies off somewhere. She lands in front of a house and opens the door. A little girl with blonde pigtail hair steps out. Girl: Yay! You're here to sing for my party! Megan: Yeah, I am. Megan walks into the house and there are other kids there, chanting her name. Megan: Tell me who you love! Kids: Megan! Megan! Megan! Music starts playing as Megan's phantom band appears. [SONG] Megan: Oh oh-whoa ohhh.... Sometimes I miss the good ol' days! I wish that they'd return! Like a blast from the past, This is for which I yearn! But you have to admit just one thing! There is a lot of good that this century can bring! Yeah! So don't go around hating everything you see! Give new things a try, And you'll be suprised! You might like it! Trust me! Nostalgia is good for a while, But not everything new is vile! Open your eyes, you'll be surprised when you see There's a lot of good stuff currently on TV! Just Trust In Meee-e-eeee! [SONG ENDS] The kids all applaud Megan, who smiles. (end of segment) ==Credits== Megan Li is voiced by Melissa Fahn, her singing voice is Alyson Stoner Jennifer "Jenny" Wakeman/Android XJ9 is voiced by Janice Kawaye Stan Marsh is voiced by Trey Parker Wendy Testaburger is voiced by April Stewart The little girl was voiced by Tara Strong, and the kids chanting were voiced by Tara, Grey DeLisle-Griffin, April, Trey, and Kari Wahlgreen. South Park is owned by Comedy Central. My Life as a Teenage Robot is owned by Nickelodeon Little Pony Unicorn Show 0 5303 odebb14nup2ycrz0zjy950emrdhmg19 18362 2014-03-08T15:16:00Z Matt11111 5219805 Little Pony Unicorn Show is based on an app for android and other stuff. It is a dumb game aboutwacky doodle ponies,who don't know anything.This show does not have a theme song, instead it has a title card.
==Episodes== Season 1 #Hello, Goodbye #I'm a Wacky Doodle(and So Are You) #But Everyone Goes to Burger King #Where's Doctor? #The Girl Unicorn with a Guy's Name #In the Little Motel #Who is Henry Hugglemonster? #I Love Dumb Shows(and So Will You) #Let's Go in the Little Television! #You're Gonna Love This!(and So Will You) #Let's Dance in the Elevator! #I'm a Human Who Loves Dumb Shows!(Part 1) #I'm a Human Who Loves Dumb Shows!(Part 2) Season 2 #I STILL Love Dumb Shows(and STILL You Do) #Let's Dance in the Elevator, Again! #I'm Dumb (but You Are NOT) #I Go to Burger King(and So Do You) #I Hate Going to The Doctor's Office(and So Do You) #One More Wish #Sing Just Like A Rock Star! I'll put more when I can think of more. To meet the wacky doodle ponies check out the Little Pony Charecters page. Template:Fanon Series Killing the Octonauts with the Power of Spaghetti! 0 5317 guehd115qjcbz0klxxrgwl1z30tc5gr 11782 2013-11-07T13:37:16Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode ofThe Mario Show. (Luigi is watching TV and starts to scream, when he sees the Octonauts on Disney Jr.) Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: What is it, Luigi? Luigi: It's the Octonauts! We need to KILL them! Mario: With what? Luigi: With the awesome power of spagehtti! Mario:And just where are we going to find them? Luigi: At the mall. There was a dumb commercial for the Octonauts appering at the mall. (Mario and Luigi drive to the mall. When they get there, little kids are lined up to see their "heros") Luigi:(pushes little kids out of the way)Excuse me! Pardon me! Need to see Octonauts! Mario:(follows his brother) Yeah, we need to see the Octonauts! Captain of Octonauts: Hello, there. Did you two say 'Octonauts'? Luigi: Yes, we did. Octonaut#1:Oh, really? (grins in excitement) What can we do for you, guys? Mario:Acctually, we can do something for you guys! Captain: What? Luigi:(pulls out spagehtti) Here! Your weaknesses! All Octonauts: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OUR GREATEST WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mario and Luigi throw spegehetti at all the Octonauts, which kills Octonauts) Luigi and Mario: Yes! We killed the Octonauts! Now we can eat pizza! The End Hello, Goodbye 0 5397 gv3qdglcjzj4ohnugshlkqiga0nsl5r 20436 2014-04-10T12:22:19Z Matt11111 5219805 This is the first episode of Season 1 of the Little Pony Unicorn Show ==Script== (Charlie, Purple Puff, and Sun Sweet are in the park) Charlie: What a great day to count the crystals in my collection! Purple Puff:Why do you wanna do a thing as crystally as that? Sun Sweet: Apperently, she actually wants to do that, Purple Puff. Purple Puff:(yawns) Well, I can see that, Egghead! Anyway, does anyone wanna play a new game I invented? Charlie:(sighs) I guess, Purple.(sets aside collection) Are you going to play Sun Sweet? Sun Sweet:(rolls eyes and looks at Purple Puff) Uh, sure. Purple Puff:Yay! Sun Sweet:What are the rules? Purple Puff: None really. All you need to do is have fun! Charlie: Ok, so how do we play? Purple Puff: You just say random opposites, like sun and moon. Or things that go together, like pizza and breadsticks. Sun Sweet: How do you begin? Purple Puff: Right after I tell you how to win.The ponies to say the most things that go together wins.The loser is the one who doesn't. Are you ready? Get set, GO! Hello, Goodbye! Sun Sweet:Goodmoring, Goodnight! Charlie: Tomato sauce and Spegehetti! Purple Puff: Chips and Salsa! Sun Sweet: Cats and Dogs! Charlie: Sun and Moon! Purple Puff: Mare and Stallion! Sun Sweet:Space and Earth! Purple Puff:(shakes her head)' Sorry, Sun Sweet. That didn't make any sense.So that means... Charlie and I are the winners! Whoo-hoo! Yay! Sun Sweet:(glares at Purple Puff) Ugh, that game was SO random! The-End I'm a Wacky Doodle(and So Are You) 0 5415 lz7axa0o9yowljfjefzuxpxbyu38gkd 16988 2014-02-10T13:32:34Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories This is the 2nd episode of Season 1 of the Little Pony Unicorn Show ==Script== (At Purple Puff's house, It's 11:30 PM and Rainy Rainbow, Purple Puff are eating pizza and soda at her sleepover party, while Sun Sweet and Charlie are asleep.) Purple Puff: Rainy, can you give me the remote? Rainy Rainbow:(hands over remote) Here. Purple Puff: (flips through channels)Thanks. TV Anouncer:Now it's time for Dora the Explorer! Purple Puff:(screams)NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rainy Rainbow dropps pizza slice, while SunSweet and Charlie are still alseep) Rainy Rainbow:(shouts) I LOVE WATCHING Dora the Explorer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Purple Puff:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!! Rainy Rainbow: Who? Dora? Purple Puff: NO THAT DUMB ANNONCER!!!!! Rainy Rainbow: Oh, ok. I'm a wacky doodle and so are you. The-End Derp's Deep Dive 0 5423 01wuvk1vxvyraujnfanvt6l95yyilgr 19829 2014-03-27T13:07:35Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Derp: Matt, have you ever thought of diving into a pool from 10 feet in the air? Matt: Not really. Derp: (dives out the window) Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... This Hmong is getting on my very last nerve. 0 5431 4p5veiaiaxt1w3us6i36q9b4n9ekowq 13133 2013-11-26T22:16:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Luigi: I did a little research since Hmong last appeared on this show. Mario: If I hear that word Hmong again, I think my head will explode. Luigi: We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time. Mario: How is it pronounced. Luigi: As if it was spelled m-u-n-g. Mario: Let me try it out. M....(head explodes) Luigi: You were not kidding. Mario: Nah, nah. That was my fake head. I've been inside my shirt this whole time. Luigi: You prankster! (laughs) Mario: Let's go play the Coin Battle in New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast. Luigi: It makes no sense. Why does it have french toast in the name if it doesn't even involve french toast whatsoever? Mario: How stupid can we get? Luigi: 9 minus 8 is 4890 A PINK CAR? 0 5447 diegdslgch4kzq5ru3qc5zuzwh89l6q 10547 2013-10-07T14:25:33Z Mart456t 5594315 A PINK CAR? is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Coming soon. Stay tuned for me to finish writing it in my notebook. But Everyone Goes to Burger King 0 5551 f2zv8zv3vra62kreuei9fa8o4o21p62 15049 2014-01-05T22:49:43Z Matt11111 5219805
This the 3rd episode, of Season 1 though, of the Little Pony Unicorn Show. (Purple Puff, Rainy Rainbow, and Charlie are waiting impatiently in line at Burger King) Purple Puff: I wonder why this line is SOOOO long? Charlie:Maybe there's a new BK special? Rainy Rainbow: Maybe. Aw, I knew we shoulda gone through that drive-thru! Charlie: But I don't have a car, Rainy. Rainy Rainbow: Me neither. Purple Puff:Oooh, oooh, oooh! I do! I do! Charlie: You do? Well where is it? Purple Puff: It's at my house, silly! Charlie:Oh, ok. (The long line moves three steps more) Rainy Rainbow: Ugh, this line is taking FOREVER! Charlie: I know right? Purple Puff: What time is it? Rainy Rainbow: I dunno. Go look at the clock. (Purple Puff bounces over to the clock) Purple Puff: Huh, it's 1:33 PM. Last time I checked it was 12:00PM. I better go tell Charlie and Rainy that-(Bumps into another pony) Sun Sweet: Sorry, Purple Puff. I should watch were I'm going. Purple Puff: Hi, Sun Sweet! What are you doing here? Sun Sweet:(holds out BK meals) I bought these for you, Charlie, and Rainy. Purple Puff: Yay! I'll go tell the others! Be right back. (Later, after the three ponies finished their meals) Purple Puff: How come you didn't get a meal, Sun Sweet? Sun Sweet: Because I don't like Burger King. Purple Puff:But everyone goes to Burger King. Sun Sweet: But I don't. I like McDonald's better. Purple Puff: Oh, ok. I still like BK better. Sun Sweet: Burger King is ripping off McDonald's. Purple Puff: How? Sun Sweet: The Big King sounds a lot like the Big Mac. Purple Puff: Which was made first? Sun Sweet: Big Mac. Charlie: That's it. I'm going to the McDonald's side. Purple Puff: Me too. Rainy: Heck yeah! McDonald's forever! The-End Where's Doctor? 0 5722 isa64ehgf45o33a9wasl66qjspph9ow 17953 2014-02-27T13:26:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is the 4th episode of Season 1 of the Little Pony Unicorn Show. (Rainy Rainbow lays in bed sneezing and wiping her nose) Rainy: I wish this cold would go away, 'cause it's terrible. WHERE'S THE DOCTOR??!
Doctor: Right here. You will die in 3 seconds. 3... 2.... 1.... Rainy Dies The End Wario and Waluigi Buy a New Computer 0 5980 a4ppbg2tfco24xx5cnrsrobhhwuafr5 20131 2014-04-02T22:15:21Z Matt11111 5219805
bThis is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info== *This episode has references to Wario and Waluigi Buy a New Wii. ==Script==
Wario: Waluigi, come check this out!
Waluigi: What's up?
Wario: I found this button that will apparently make the browser I'm using right now, Google Chrome, explode. Since people can post whatever they want on the Internet and get away with lying, I'm going to click on it. (click)
The computer explodes
Wario: (staring at the ashes) This computer wasn't cheap.
Waluigi: It was 100 dollars. How much money do we have after stealing that coin from Mario and Luigi 9 seasons ago?
Wario: Well, after ordering 481 fast food meals, getting fined five dollars for pooping on the sidewalk, 38 bags of Lays potato chips, 5 bags of Lays Chicken and Waffles Potato Chips, which were NASTY NASTY NASTY, 40 new outfits, a purple hat, Mario costumes, a TV, 2 Wiis, 20 Wii games, 500 bottles of Coke, 400 bottles of Pepsi, 30 cans of soda, opening a soda business, earning money from the business, 30 boxes of macaroni and cheese, 400 32-packs of half-liter Poland Spring water bottles, going to 4 movies, one yo-yo, twelve hundred bananas, 1,000 other pieces of fruit, 4000 popsicles, watching TV for 3,000 hours, 57820 phone calls, a snow machine, 39 DVD's, and throwing a party for 1000 people, and a bunch of other crud, we have about 4,000,000 dollars.
Waluigi: If you didn't poop on the sidewalk, we would have 4,000,005 dollars.
Wario: Why do you have to pick at THAT scab?
At the store
Wario: A MacBook Pro. Let's get one! (picks up and goes to the cashier) Hello, cashier. I remember you from... OH GRAHAM CRACKERS! We own this store. I haven't been here in 5 months!
Cashier: Not a problem. You have a computer you want?
Wario: Yeah. I thought you quit.
Cashier: Aren't you the lucky one! It's on sale. It is now worth ZERO DOLLARS. And the owner discount means you can steal the computer without stealing it.
Wario: I'm a changed man. I don't do that anymore.
Cashier: Okay. Well, enjoy your shop. And feel free to fire me. But that has a price.
Wario: How much?
Cashier: One coin.
Wario: I have one. (gives cashier coin)
Cashier: Well, thanks. I QUIT!
Wario: No you don't. You're fired!
Cashier: Same thing. (runs off naked)
Wario: Waluigi, place orders for Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, Sprite, Nintendo, Aunt Jemima, some toy companies, and Apple.
At Mario's house
Yoshi: I like your new wallpaper, Mario.
Mario: Thanks. I feel like mustaches and money have always gone together in mysterious ways.
Yoshi: You believe that a lot.
Peach and Daisy and Lasagna 0 6104 cytuvtruy1xnest3rwkgqc5o14wv18d 20892 2014-04-20T21:10:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: So Peach, why did you and Daisy call Luigi and me over here? Peach: We want to learn how to make lasagna. Luigi: Sure. Let's get started. 2 hours later Mario: Okay, let's see how we did. We wanted to make lasagna, and we ended up with garlic cake and a ham sandwich. How is that possible? Daisy: We used some substitutes. Luigi: Substitutes are never as good. And how the heck is that possible you ended up with THIS? Let's try again. Montage of Peach and Daisy making macaroni, apple pie, hamburgers, spaghetti, a whole bunch of other stuff, and finally lasagna. Mario: Well, it only took 8 hours, but you did it. Thanks for calling us at 8 a.m. If you called us after 4 and we knew what was gonna happen, we wouldn't have come. Daisy: Whatever. Luigi: (tastes the macaroni) Yum! This food is awesome! You should join our cooking club. Daisy: Try the garlic cake. Luigi: (tastes the garlic cake) YUM! But there's one requirement. Peach: Tell us what it is, and we'll meet it. Mario: You can't use substitutes and somehow end up with a completely different food. But, Wow, this was fun. Peach: See you next week! Mario: What?! Daisy: We need to make pizza for a party. Luigi: Find two other supertalented chefs. We quit. Peach: We'll pay 8,000 bucks! Mario: I'm in. Luigi: Me too. I CALL 5,000 DOLLARS,! World Record Day on the Mario Show 0 6109 aajcpfjl4c6oqjtgf1q0jhhsg6dkpzu 19460 2014-03-24T12:59:51Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Mario: Luigi, I've been thinking about creating a world record day for this beautiful Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone can try to set, film, and break world records. When we're done, we can create a Mushroom Kingdom Records Book.
Luigi: I'll set the first record! (grabs plates and starts juggling)
All the plates fall to the ground
Mario: Was that all the plates in the house?
Luigi: Yes.
Mario: Well, now you're paying for new ones..
Luigi: It's not like it's going to affect me much. We're so rich.
Mario: You also need to clean them all up.
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mario: Anyway, you can do that later. We need to broadcast it on the Mario Channel.
Luigi: Let's go!
At Toad's house
Toad: Of course I'll film for you! But first, let's take a swim in my 4-foot-deep pool.
Mario: Aren't you 3'11?
Toad: I grew 2 inches.
Mario: Didn't notice.
Toad: My head is barely above the water. You can only see part of my mushroom, so I can't really stay in there for long. I have to get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, get out, go back in, hold my breath, and get out.
Mario: TMI.
Toad: Sorry. Let's go!
In the pool
Toad: Bbrlblrlbrlblrlbrlblrlblrblb.
Mario: I can't see you.
Toad: Fooled you! I grew 8 inches! My whole head can seem to bob up and down in the pool.
Half an hour later, they are all at Mario's house
Toad: Okay, you know what to say! And ACTION.
Mario: Hey, there, everyone! I'm Mario, your favorite video game character, here to talk about a new Mushroom Kingdom event! Every month, we will have a Mushroom Kingdom Record Day, where you can set and break world records!
Luigi: You can even film others doing world records.
Mario: And there's more! The best of the world records will be put in the Mushroom Kingdom Book of World Records. So think of what you want to set. It's coming up next Saturday!
Luigi: (walks towards the camera) Now send poor people coins. They will be millionaires.
Toad: No one's going to send any money. Now stop making your face so big!
Luigi: Sorry.
Mario: Time to post it on YouTube. (posts) 10,000 hits! Okay, let's see what records people want to set. This comment is from YoshMan47. (reading) Hey, Mario! You're awesome. I want to set the record for most hot dogs eaten in one hour! (replies) Hey, YoshMan47, That record is 300, set by Toad number 910 back in 2002. That was a nice year. Sorta. (stops typing) I need to update the description. (types) Happy Thursday, everyone. Whoever wants to set a world record should come to the Wa Park at 9 a.m. You know where it is.
At the Wa Park
Wario: Welcome to the Wa Park!
Mario: Today we're going to talk about the brand new World Record Day! You can set any record you want. I meant Mushroom Kingdom Record Day, whatever.
Wario: You can set whatever record you like, film it, email it to me, Mario, Luigi, or Toad, and get a chance to go into the Mushroom Kingdom Book of Records.
Mario: It's The Book of Mushroom Kingdom Records.
Wario: Whatever. (chuckles)
Mario: (chuckles) You can set records on anything, from DINNER to hot dogs to computers to Facebook to couches to whatever you want. We will spend time reviewing the records and selecting the best legitimate ones to go in the book. But I don't know what records involve couches.
Wario: YOU MUST HAVE A FRIEND FILM IT! That way we have proof that it's not a duck that set the record for you.
Mario: Now go out and set some records.
We start by watching Bowser eat DINNER to see how many dinners he can eat in half an hour.
Bowser: Start filming, Koopa Troopa. Hey, awesome people out there! It's me! Bowser, and today we are going to see how many dinners I can eat in half an hour. We have.. hamburgers, rump roast, lobster bisque chicken, macaroni, lasagna, salad, and a lot more. Each of these meals is medium sized.
Bowser eats them, and is filmed at 32x speed
Bowser: I ate 19 dinners! A new world record.
Koopa Troopa: Now that we did that, you're best off not eating anything for the next 3 days.
Bowser: That was a lot of calories. I'm gonna cook some words to eat on Wednesday.
Koopa Troopa: Can I have the word tuba? Nouns are the tastiest.
Bowser: Sure!
Mario and Luigi Kill Sofia 0 6157 ij2gfj57w4hokccndgspc80djrb1c25 19557 2014-03-25T15:46:53Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Sofia Sofiason? Sofia: Yes? Mario: You're on The Mario Show! Sofia: I'm on TV? Yay! Mario: You're on TV every single day. You are so stupid. Luigi: This is gonna be sooooo easy. (throws spaghetti) Sofia: NOOOOOO! My biggest weakness! This must be the work of HERPANDDERP! HERPANDDERP! They made this spaghetti! Mario: Let's say Hi until Sofia dies. Luigi: Hi. Mario: HI. Luigi: HI. (Sofia dies) Luigi: That didn't last very long. Mario: Nope. Well, at least Sofia died. WOOHOO! Sneaking into a G-Rated Movie 0 6158 l34dulj41mhioozhp5bu2zdwj7tr3ky 17884 2014-02-25T15:12:04Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show
==Script==
Bowser: Junior, let's sneak into a G-rated movie.
Bowser Jr.: OK!
>At the movie theater, a giant monster has appeared on the screen. Bowser Jr: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO CREEPY!!!! KILL ME NOW
Bowser: Ooopsie, I think we crept in to a PG-13 movie. Bowser Jr.: YA THINK? The Hot Dog Eating Contest 0 6167 j0lj1iiy6v799szmskw6nvgcp940vpq 15547 2014-01-17T16:21:15Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Hot Dog Eating Contest! You all will have ten minutes to eat as many hot dogs as you possibly can. The winner of this contest will win a hot dog a day for a whole year! This year, our contestants from all around the video game universe are... Toad and Yoshi representing Mario, Randy Ross and Lance Bailey representing MLB2K12, Matthewham and Nicholas224 representing Club Penguin, and our 4 other random selections from Mario are Luigi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, and Birdo! Okay everyone, if anyone throws up, they are disqualified! 5 minutes later (Everyone throws up) Mario: That didn't go so well. YOU'RE ALL DISQUALIFIED. Come back next week! And pace yourselves. (Throws up) The New Chip Company 0 6173 pkzf978qgr9y3y0jjgn9vulcc1svjz3 19975 2014-03-29T21:33:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Luigi, have you seen these chips? Luigi: Lays Chicken and Waffles Potato Chips? Yeah, they sound NASTY. Mario: They are nasty! I mean NASTY. I can't STAND THEM! Luigi: We should create a chip company to rival Lays. And by rival I mean completely dominate. TAKE THEM DOWN! Mario: I've got the name down. Mariochipluigichipcompany. Luigi: Bad idea. How about Chipsticks. We give you chopsticks for every bag of chips. Mario: Cool! Meanwhile, chicken and waffles might want to go home. Luigi: They're NASTY! I just had one! BARF! It's gross!!!!!! Mario: The name Chipsticks is catchy. Let's steal all the Lays chips recipes. Except for Chicken and Waffles. YOCK! Mario: You mean Yuck. Luigi: Yeah. (pushes Mario out the window) Mario: Aaaaaaaaah! Why did you do that? Luigi: I'm random. Luigi Falls Down a Cliff 0 6200 n66ydhfpitz12h9oil9dape776gz0t3 11280 2013-10-26T16:47:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "
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==Script==
Luigi: Oh boy, a cliff!
(jumps)
Luigi: DAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Luigi: Oh boy, a cliff!
(jumps)
Luigi: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
The Time Machine 0 6241 kslyps9gm9wr4rifvwbg843aya6itxx 12862 2013-11-23T02:23:53Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Koopa Troopa: Oh boy, what's that? (walks inside) A time machine! I want to go to the future to see how rich I am! Or will be.... (walks inside) Oh boy! I'll go to July 29, 2049. (presses in the date)
The time machine zaps Koopa Troopa into the future.
Koopa Troopa: Oh boy! I am so rich , The Mario League Baseball League of Baseball or MLBLoB for short 0 6250 rj0337my7j8r101qoskwom1oi3kyuyn 11373 2013-10-29T20:46:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "
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==Script==
Coming soon. Stay tuned!
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This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Coming soon. Stay tuned!
Waluigi Gets Fat 0 6257 is6awht8g7x1e4fb4vgk5heubbz44p3 20597 2014-04-14T14:56:05Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Waluigi: Gah! I'm skinny again! Time to eat some more food!
Montage of Waluigi going to grocery stores, fast food restaurants, his house, his mom's house, earning coins, going back to those places, and eating all the food.
Waluigi: I'm fat now. Better not eat anything else today!
>Wario: WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WALK INTO? Waluigi, you're fat now! Again. Waluigi: Yeah. (pokes himself and he becomes skinny) Dang it. LOUD FART 0 6376 jfbqsayik0ac8xi0d51xoaod7gwxw8b 20776 2014-04-17T20:08:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Baked beans. (looks up) A lot of baked beans. I'm gonna eat them!
10 minutes later
Wario: All done.
Wario farts at about 27555 decibels.
Waluigi: Oh, bro! That was loud! You damaged my ears.
Wario: (waves a magic wand) Your deafness is cured abracadabra. I spent 10 minutes sitting around eating beans!
Waluigi: BEANS BEANS BEANS!
Wario: So you can hear alright?
Waluigi: Yeah, well now I'm gonna go pass some beans I ate earlier in 20 minutes.
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't go in there!
Waluigi: (poops and farts at 550679 decibels) Your deafness is cured abracabacon.
Wario: Abracabacon? You've been playing a lot of Angry Birds Seasons recently, haven't you?
Waluigi: Yes sir.
(Wario and Waluigi hug, then throw up on each other)
Wario: BLEARGH! We just hugged! This puke is GROSS.
Waluigi: Um, well we're halfway through this episode. Should we jump over to Mario's house.
Wario: Yeah, this is gross.
Waluigi: You already said that.
At Mario's house
Mario: (eats a can of baked beans) (fart at about 70 decibels)
Luigi: How are those beans?
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Luigi: I don't get it. (eats some baked beans) (fart) (fart) (faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart)
Wario:Boo. Bowser Pees on Mr. Bollox.. again... 0 6396 3fys0esmozzzdqy8anvzlvrowqntaxq 11566 2013-11-01T20:57:52Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "
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==Script== Bowser: (BURPS) Hello, Mr. Bollox. (pees on Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox: Ha! I knew you were peeing o..."
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Bowser: (BURPS) Hello, Mr. Bollox. (pees on Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox: Ha! I knew you were peeing on me today, so I set up a Bollox decoy! Bowser: You don't even have hands! Mr. Bollox: Mario did it for me. Cooking with Wario: Ginger and Baked Bean Cookies with Garlic Glaze 0 6397 egoxxo57brcgf59tldr28897ug57kik 15615 2014-01-20T00:27:54Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Hey! It's me, your favorite chef. Wario! We're making ginger and baked bean cookies with garlic glaze. I actually did this earlier, so you can admire it for 22 minutes. Admire it! Wait, should I show you how to make it? Nah! Waluigi Gets Turned Into A Soda Machine 0 6401 1j3l2g6dgva06smycw2r61i284pvyhc 20888 2014-04-20T20:55:26Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Waluigi, I'm proud of how we've become pro magicians. So, anything you want to be turned into?
Waluigi: A soda machine.
Wario: Abracabacon!
Waluigi turns into a soda machine
Waluigi: Hello! I'm the talking soda machine! Would you like Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, Sprite, Gatorade, Powerade, Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, or something else?
Wario: Can you give me 174918927378219436 Cokes?
Waluigi: Sure, that'll be ZERO DOLLARS!
Wario: I'LL TAKE IT. What a great deal. (drinks 3 Cokes and burps at 289 decibels)
Waluigi: That's loud.
Wario: I know a trick in my Kia Sedona. If the light on the radio goes out, and I say, "Let there be light," you have to open the glove compartment. It actually comes back on!
Waluigi: GENIUS! But I don't have hands. Can you turn me back into myself.
Wario: Abracadabracadabracadabradrabacabracadrabacadabra!
Waluigi: Thanks. Now we can go to McDonald's!
Wario: YUMMY!
At McDonald's
Wario: I want three of everything on the menu!
Cashier: That'll be 1,000,000 dollars.
Waluigi pays 1,000,000 dollars
Cashier: Not you, stupid!
Waluigi: YOU'RE STUPID! I'M WITH HIM!
Cashier: Well, just take the bus for a while. The food will be ready in 2 hours.
Waluigi: NO! WE'LL TAKE THE TRAIN!
Wario: Great! Not really.....
At Yoshi's house
Birdo: (burps at 200 decibels) I'm practicing for a burping competition.
Yoshi: I can do better! (eats 10 cans of Coke) (burps at 275 decibels)
Birdo: I think my eardrums just exploded.
Mario: (eats 200 cans of Coke) (burps at 600 decibels)
Yoshi: Okay, so now what?
Mario: Swim in Toad's pool?
Toad: Sure!
Mario: AAAAAA Where did you come from?!
Shower in the Living Room 0 6402 ah2w0nyj6u7hati4ywdbm1jdi4mffc3 12238 2013-11-13T23:05:19Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Koopa Troopa 29: I need to go out and do my thing. Being an architect. Bowser: How many people have moved into your houses? Koopa Troopa: Out of 25 houses, 25 families have moved in. Bowser: They must like your style. Koopa Troopa goes out and puts a shower in the living room Koopa Troopa: Now they can watch TV and then shower! Bowser: YEAH! Wario Gets Skinny 0 6422 1d6cstn6h1qo2emihe0qnb1nzdi8hqh 17216 2014-02-13T14:22:22Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Wario: (yawns) Good morning, Waluigi. Waluigi: Good morning Wario. Wario: You forgot to yawn. Waluigi: (yawns) There. So, now what? We took care of a yawn conflict. Wario: TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! Waluigi: At the same time! Wario: Sure! Wario and Waluigi pee, wash up, shower, and brush their teeth together. Wario: That was awesome. Time for breakdancing. Waluigi: You mean breakfast. Wario: Yeah, our writer made a typo and tried to make the most of it. In the kitchen Wario: We can have pancakes, bacon and eggs, or both! Waluigi: Both please. I'm feeling hungry today. Wario cooks the food and serves it Wario: A-breakfast is served. Waluigi: Baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon! Wario: Bacon trance. Great. I feel really fat. I have got to lose weight. Gotta eat right and exercise. GARLIC! Waluigi: Onion is better than GARLIC. You should see a doctor. At the doctor's office Doctor: Here's the deal. You gotta eat right and exercise. Find out what foods are good for you and, do you have a bike? Wario: Yeah. Doctor: Ride that to places. Wario: OK. Doctor: And keep up that habit. Since you're obese, you have way too many fat cells. They're not easy to get rid of. You have to keep up that habit because usually those cells.. Wario: BORING. I get the idea. Eat right, exercise, yadda yadda yadda. Doctor: Precisely. Wario is now seen riding his bike Wario: I'm going to bike a few hundred miles this month. My goal is 300. That's about 10 miles per day. I can also walk some of those miles. Waluigi: Well, are you gonna get a gym membership? Wario: Premium! Waluigi: Is that a premium membership? Wario: Yeah. I'm gonna work out seven days a week, 2 hours a day. Waluigi: And remember to eat healthier. Wario: Right. What do you recommend? Waluigi: I dunno, just cut down on the junk food, and that includes McDonald's Wario: No problem. When I ordered three of everything on the menu, after eating it, I started to get kinda sick. Waluigi: So you learned your lesson. Wario: Yeah. SMELL MY CHIPS! 0 6423 oaur8jm1mes0lka14nadphu5utvv0uf 16181 2014-02-01T02:21:08Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Bowser: SMELL MY CHIPS!
Koopa Troopa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (blows up)
Goomba: He'll be back by the next episode. I think. (smells) AWesome! You should sell those.
END!
TV in the Bathroom 0 6444 ar5pc4mybx956136zr6v4yin3vf2ag0 18132 2014-03-03T22:23:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/030/4/7/mario_and_luigi_rpg_omg_by_storm75x-d38fhsq.gif ==Script== (Mario is in the bathroom brushing his teeth) Mario: Lalala, yay I'm brushing my teeth. Time to turn on the TV!
(Mario turns on the TV to find Weegee staring at him.) Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Changes channel) (On the TV The Fairly OddParents comes on) Mario: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so much better. Weegee is stupid. Luigi: (opens door to the bathroom)What just happened in here? Weegee: (stares) Hello. Mario and Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Luigi eats Weegee) PICK UP YOUR PHONE! 0 6464 j5j0j150on2jxv4hkhez79wr9gemwdi 15608 2014-01-19T22:28:43Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Mario: I hear a phone ringing. Luigi: PICK IT UP! Mario: (picks it up) Hello? Guy on the phone: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Mario: OMG, what? (hangs up) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 0 6465 8ryr0td0xolrx2ko8vbu7iibtpv1orq 18213 2014-03-06T18:18:40Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Luigi: Oh boy, a cannon! (goes inside) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (Crashes) To be continued Party Inside a Giant Locker 0 6476 84d4xk4npz6wbdyq7yawdwx5su79c01 16105 2014-01-29T19:47:48Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
==Script==
Matt: Hey, a giant locker! Locker! Check it out! A giant you!
Locker: I'm human, dude. Well, let's go inside! There's no lock.
Matt: I wonder what's inside.
Matt opens the locker and finds random stuff
Matt: Let's bring this stuff back to Best Western!
To be continued
Wario Is Sent To Jail 0 6479 ml68gl5c8h89knnyis7yu0696w53w98 21349 2014-04-29T16:19:20Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Hey, I feel like getting naked on the street.
Wario takes off his clothes and runs around for 8 minutes
Police officer: You're going to Hotel-Amusement Park Jail.
Wario: NOOOOOOOOO! I'M GOING TO JAIL!
Police officer: You will be in jail for 2 episodes.
WARIO: NOOOOOOO!
Police officer: It's Hotel Amusement Park Jail. Wario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! JAIL IS AWESOME! Locked in the Bathroom for 49 Hours 0 6480 hlw9jsbldiciirov46n9yk3loddrj8m 18025 2014-02-28T20:04:01Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Mario: I'm feeling random today, so I'm gonna lock someone in the bathroom. Bowser.
Bowser:What an average day. Avenue rage..
Anyway...
Mario: Hey, Bowser. (locks Bowser in the bathroom) See you in 49 hours.
Bowser: Okay. Wait, what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I heard of a kid that was stranded on a toilet for an hour and a half, but TWO DAYS?
Mario: Yep. See you at 2 on Saturday. Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I gotta pee. Thank you Mario! I like privacy, but I hate locking the door myself. Mario: Holy... Bowser: So it's 1:01 on Thursday. See you on Saturday at 2:01 P.M. Mario: Alright.... I Gotta Pee 0 6510 7wtdw33yxbo6g2q45insf08ozvb6zrc 21614 2014-05-04T15:37:41Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode from The Mario Show. (Guest stars Matt and the Always Land Guys and Herp and Derp) ==Script== (Luigi just installed a TV in the bathroom) Luigi: (watches TV in the bathroom) This show called Little Pony Unicorn Show looks interesting. (3 hours later) (Luigi watching Matt and the Always Land Guys) Luigi: Go, Matt(Matt and the Always Land Guys)!!! Go Locker!!! GoWanda!!! GO Herp and Derp!!! Uh oh. I GOTTA PEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Suddenly a knock on the door) Luigi: Uh, yes, WHO IS IT?! Mr.Bollox: It's Mr.Bollox!!!! Luigi: No one's here. Mr.Bollox: Fine. I'm leaving to my Soap Police Squad meeting. Goodbye. Luigi: I REALLY GOTTA PEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! (Suddenly the window opens) Luigi: Hey! I was gonna pee!!! Herp: What are you doing in my bathroom? Luigi: Your bathroom? Herp: Well, it's acctually Sofia's, but...I come in here often. Just ask Derp. (calls Derp over) RIGHT, DERP!!!! (Derp jumps in windo and lands next to Herp) Derp: Right. (Suddenly Matt and the Always Land Guys jump in through the window) Matt: Hey, Luigi! Locker: Sup, Luigi! Wanda: Hello, Luigi! Luigi: Guys, please get out of here. I GOTTA PEE!!!!!! Everybody except Luigi: Alright, goodbye. THE END JAIL IS SO BORING! No' I'm Kidding. 0 6512 q2dp8umvobxm0e2a5uujt4x8t20ukd0 19083 2014-03-18T15:14:59Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script== Wario: Hey, can I go home now? Jail is so boring. Police officer: No. Wario: I was kidding. I LOVE it here. I went to the hotel, and their little soaps are cool. I ate a few. (burps out soap bubbles) I had SO much fun at the amusement park. I won a duck. After that I went on the computer. Did you know there's a MAN named Lindsey? Police officer: Oh my gosh! No! Fairly Odd Invasion 0 6519 bf0wuqbupu54k2v8lvtpjq0op61whyb 15169 2014-01-07T14:48:24Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show. (Guest stars are Timmy Turner, Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma, Cosmo Cosma, Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma, Sparky, Denzel Crocker, and Herp and Derp.) (Mario, Mr.Bollox, and Luigi are watching The Fairly OddParents at Herp and Derp's Best Western hotel room.) Mario: I wish I could have fairy godparents. Herp: Me, too. If I did, I would have wished to get rid of Sofia already. Derp: And make her powerless. Luigi: Except I wouldn't want a freaky looking teacher, who is always looking for my fairies. That Mr.Crocker is crazy! Mr.Bollox: He always is. But I don't think I would like to have weird parents, like Timmy's. Mario: (sighs) Yeah, that's true. But it would still be kind of nice, though. Cosmo: Oh, you want fairy godparents? Mario: How did you get here? Cosmo: I found the magic remote to the TV and came through the TV. Herp: YAY!!!! Now I can wish for Sofia to go away!!!! (Suddenly, Wanda, Poof, Sparky, and Timmy come out of the TV) Wanda: As long as it's not against Da Rules, we'll do it. Luigi: I wish for a giant ice cream bowl! (Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof grant the wish) Luigi: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma: Poof, Poof. Timmy:Yay!!! Sparky: You guys got any lobster bisque? Mario: Yeah, it's in the fridge. Sparky: Thanks. I'm probably like the 13,875th character on this show.... Well, gotta clean up Mr. Bollox's pee. Mr. Bollox: That's not pee! It's yellow water. Anyway, I wish for a boat made of old video game consoles. (Wanda grants the wish) Timmy: Awesome! Wait a minute.... MURDER! These consoles were awesome. Cosmo: Uuuuuh, Go yell at Wanda and not at me. Mario: Anyway, if this episode is called Every script so far, then should we expect every fairy to come out of the TV? Sparky: Maybe. Not likely, though. Time to rap! Rap battle blah blah and lasagna saves the day! Wanda: A chicken screaming bell phone sharper all the way Mario: Wendy apple pie cake and I forgot this part Luigi: Banana lamp syrup no one's allowed to fart! Mr. Bollox: Good show! You should record that song, old chaps. Wario: Oh yeah, I forgot you were British. Herp: Wario? Where did you come from? WArio leaves Derp: I wish for a huge Christmas tree, even though it's May. Sparky grants the wish Mario: Great.... Do you fairies ever find Timmy's parents crazy? Wanda: Yeah. This is getting crazy. Mario: Oh boy, here it comes! (in a way similar to Denzel Crocker on the TV) FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!!! Denzel Crocker:(Comes out of TV) Did someone say...FAIRY GOD PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanda, Poof, Sparky, and Cosmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanda: Oh no! We've been caught! Mr. Crocker: Not so fast, fairies. Sparky: I'm not a fairy. I'm a dog. Woof woof. Cosmo: To the fishbowl! (walks toward the fishbowl.The bowl gets stuck on his head.) TO THE WINDOW!!! (falls out of window.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! The End Mr. Bollox Commercial: Throwing Your TV Out the Window 0 6552 4u9kqw64zoyfqzlhbgustbw8ns8sq00 20565 2014-04-13T16:34:41Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show. (Mario's magic lemonade (o) was based on Timmy Turner's lemonade fromThe Fairly OddParents episode "Nectar of the Odds") ==Script==
(Mr. Bollox on TV)
Mr. Bollox: Hello, random people. I'm Mr. Bollox, and today we will talk about Mario's new lemonade and throwing your TV out the window.
First of all, Mario's lemonade is made out of Cosmo's magic sweaty socks. Yeah, don't ask why he did that.
Super Mario Lemonado made out of Cosmo's sweaty socks.
Except, Mario calls his lemonade, "Nintendo: Super Mario Lemonado". Yeah, he spelled lemonade wrong. Cosmo probably came up with that, or something. Maybe it's Italian... You can buy it at the Wa Store or at some random Walmart in Canada.
Yeah... anyway, here is a man throwing a TV out of his living room. That weird-o Random Guy or Sofia the First must have showed up on his TV screen or something.
He must have watched Sofia the First or something.
I am done,now. Now, back to your regular programming. What's that? This was in the original schedule? Oh, never mind.
THE END
Wario Is Forced Home from Jail 0 6595 pz4gfzcen3e9svo18srccjbdevooatu 16139 2014-01-30T22:03:23Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Wow, even their toilets are awesome! I want to stay in jail forever.
Police officer: Wario, great news. You're going home!
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE IT HERE!
Police officer: Pack up your things and get the french toast outta here.
Wario: No.
Police officer: Yes.
Wario: FINE! (packs up and leaves)
At home
Wario: Guess who's baack!
Waluigi: Who?
Wario: Me! TAKE ME BACK TO JAIL!
Waluigi: Why would I do that? Oh, right!
Continued Footage of the Fun School 0 6602 mhesnzdvmaewlfjit7xzatrxho5sdjc 11947 2013-11-08T22:49:17Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Luigi: Let's boogie, yaaay!
Koopa Troopa: Okay!
..."
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Luigi: Let's boogie, yaaay!
Koopa Troopa: Okay!
Everyone in the class dances for 59 minutes.
THE END
==Trivia==
*This is the worst episode of all time.
Mr. Bollox Pees on Bowser for the THIRD TIME 0 6605 aorqwaw8nymt32j5uif5zte4owiry2b 14117 2013-12-15T00:28:07Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: BOLLOX POWER!!!!!!!!! (pees on Bowser AGAIN!) Bowser: You're gonna pay for this someday. What is in your pee?! Mr. Bollox: Well, I've drank umbrella juice recently. Bowser: So I got wet from something that's supposed to keep me dry? Mr. Bollox: Precisely. Now, let's go out and have a nice dessert. A pie appears Mr. Bollox: Well, that was cool. (shoves pie up Bowser's face) Bowser: Apple pie a la mode. Yum. Mr. Bollox: Mvkvkoefkpckdckkwodcidwkcwmkeoc A FLY! DON'T EAT ME! 0 6610 lqrlip3z6x5uk1sx1k7a49m98x1g00q 19300 2014-03-21T14:38:43Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: What a wonderful day. A fly appears out of nowhere. Yoshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T EAT ME! I'm too young to die! (Daisy walks in) Daisy: Why would it eat you? Yoshi: I read a scary book about how some fat guy no one cares about almost got eaten by a fly! Daisy: You shouldn't beleive EVERYTHING you ever read, silly. Yoshi: Okay then. You don't scare me. WAHAHAHAHA! Daisy: Also, don't scare that fly. Flies are friends. Yoshi: Okay. Hello, friend. (Yoshi hugs the fly and squishes it) Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Daisy: Well, that's one less annoying thing in the world. Scary too. Yoshi: Will you make up your mind on your opinion on flies? Daisy: I don't really have one. Yoshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. So, are you gonna clean those toenails? Daisy: What toenails? Yoshi: (bites his toenails to the bone) Those. Daisy: (blows up) Yoshi: YES! I FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT ABOMINATION! Super Mario Preschool 0 6611 j46l67ty7992v1s9f8fbss0162wvf3z 20060 2014-04-01T12:20:29Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Background Info==
This episode will soon have a sequel.
==Script==
Bowser: Okay, Junior. Enjoy your first day at preschool.
Bowser Jr.: But Dad! I'm 8 years old!
Bowser: Oh, right... Come home with me. We can play video games all day.
Bowser Jr: Great!
Inside the classroom
Baby Mario: Oh, boy! Snacktime!
Baby Wario: (eats all his food)
Baby Mario: Wow, you eat fast!
Baby Wario: It's a gift.
Baby Mario: (eats his food) That was pretty good.
Baby Wario: You were about 10 seconds off my pace, but whatever.
Baby Peach: Wow, you guys are cool! I know Mario and Peach are hitting it off, so I'm gonna pick Baby Mario, just so the future isn't altered for the worse.
Baby Wapeach: I pick Wario.
Baby boys: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! We have girlfriends!
Baby Daisy: I want to have Baby Luigi
Baby Luigi: You know it baby!
Baby Wadaisy: Yeah, I pick Baby Waluigi.
Cricket noises
Baby Mario: Baby Waluigi is sick.
Baby Wapeach: You should wait until tomorrow to tell him.
Baby girls: Yay! We have boyfriends!
Baby Wapeach: Why are we in preschool anyway? And why do we still have baby affixed to our names? We're seven!
Baby Mario: Gosh! (Licks Baby Luigi)
The next day
Baby Waluigi: Hey everyone!
Baby Wadaisy: (kisses Baby Waluigi)
Baby Waluigi: Hey, baby baby.
Wario and Waluigi the Wa-gicians 0 6612 4p04f15a2me9u5wgrntk9ja1613a7x8 18292 2014-03-07T16:13:07Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Oh boy! Let's turn this penny into one thousand dollars! Abracabacon! (penny turns into 10 hundred-dollar bills) Yay!
MUNNY
Coming soon
Farting is now illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom 0 6613 ko01hwl92njcr9qxzlfdk3hem19oaje 14408 2013-12-20T18:52:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is at his house eating eggs Mario farts Siren sounds outside Mario: What's going on? Who's going to jail? Police officer: Farting is illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario: I have a wife and kid! Police officer: I'll let you off with a warning. Luigi Looks at Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki 0 6632 mcrj98y2j43cl8x5371nsiagcce1wkx 15707 2014-01-20T21:57:26Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Luigi: Ah, what a regular day. Let's go on the computer.
Luigi opens the computer and goes on to this wiki
Luigi: Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki? Mario!
Mario: What?
Luigi: Look at this! We have our own show on the Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki!
Mario: Let's write scripts for ALL THE EPISODES!
Luigi: Yeah!
Luigi writes scripts with Mario for 56 minutes.
Luigi: (falls asleep) Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Meet and Team Up 0 6633 2inv0omznow3qpibcto6zwq5zdxa14f 20169 2014-04-03T17:37:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox is at a restaurant and is ordering food Mr. Bollox: Um, I'll take the large fries and medium vanilla shake, (looks at name tag on Mr. Marlio's uniform) Mr. Marlio. Mr. Marlio: Sure, but don't expect to see me here tomorrow. I'm a commercial
guy. Mr. Bollox: Me too. We have a couple of things in common. I'm a Goomba, you're a Toad. We're both mushroom-based. Mr. Marlio: And we do commercials! Awesome! Mr. Bollox: Let's team up! We can combine our commercial services. We could call our commercial company Mr. Barliox. Mr. Marlio: Sure! I've got your food ready. Let's go to your studio. Mr. Bollox: Yeah! At the studio Mr. Bollox: So, yeah, my studio is massive. I spend most of my time in here. I can convert it into a gym (presses a button) and back (presses it again as the room converts back) When random people come, I can convert it into a bedroom. Mr. Marlio: How did you afford all of that? Mr. Bollox: I can get my hands, I mean telekinetic powers, on coins too. I have collected a lot of them, but really just one of them did the trick. Mr. Marlio: Cool! So, let's watch what commercials you've made! Mr. Bollox goes to the computer and brings up a playlist of his commercials, and they watch them for 20 minutes. Mr. Marlio: Awesome! So, let's go have lemonade. Mr. Bollox: It's a date! Mr. Marlio: Yay! Mr. Bollox: Burp! I hope Matt writes another episode with our adventures. Mr. Marlio: I'm sure he will. He does everything! Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Commercial: Fruit 0 6634 6pm5nmlyexth0lhwpa1pd0j5yvp1s92 15131 2014-01-06T20:33:43Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hey, everyone! What's up? It's me! Mr. Bollox, with my new partner! Mr. Marlio: Me! Mr. Marlio! Today we're doing our first commercial together. It's all about..... Both: FRUIT! Mr. Bollox: So, let's talk about fruit. It's stuff like apples, bananas, and stuff like that. Mr. Marlio: Wait a minute, haven't you done a commercial on this already? Mr.Bollox: Yeah, find this on YouTube or something. (Mr. Bollox's original Fruit Commercial plays) Mr. Marlio: There you have it. Bye Fairly OddStuff 2 0 6650 l3qw1kweo1u9oi5rqkbm7mzrbrmz5du 21523 2014-05-01T22:56:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. It is a continuation of Fairly OddStuff part 1 ( Guest stars: Timmy Turner, Cosmo Cosma,Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma, Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma,Sparky and that's it from the Fairly OddParents. Also guest stars: Herp and Derp and Sofia) ==Script== (At the doctor's office)
Getting revenge on Dr. Random Guy
Timmy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO COSMO, YOU RANDOM GUY?!!!? Random Guy:That fairy needed that shot. He's too wimpy. Poof: POOF, POOF!!! DADA!!! Sparky: You know what RANDOM GUY? I think YOU ARE EVIL!!!! (Sparky bites Random Guy's leg) Derp: Lemme help you, Sparky! (Derp hits Random Guy on the head.) Random Guy: Oooh, OW, OW, OW!!!! STOP IT!!! WHERE'S MY MOMMY?!!!! (Sparky, Derp, Herp,Luigi, and Mario start banging chairs on Random Guy) Random Guy:(screams) MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Timmy grabs Poof and unhooks Cosmo) Luigi: (Grabs the shot and hands it to Wanda) Here, Wanda! Catch! Mario: Do it! Yay! (Wanda catches it and hands a baseball bat to Cosmo) Wanda: Here you go, Cosmo. Cosmo: Thanks, Wanda! (Suddenly, the door falls down) Cosmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sofia: Has anybody seen (Says in a voice similar to Denzel Crocker) HERPANDDERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: Uhh, no? Wanda: Uh, I've never even met them. Timmy: Yeah, and I've never even seen them. Poof: Poof, Poof. Sparky: Yup. Never heard of them. Sofia: Oh, really? Then why do I see them right over there, fighting....(gasp) RANDOM GUY!!!!! (Luigi, Mario, Sparky, Herp, and Derp throw chairs on Sofia and Random Guy, and jump out the window) Sofia: That hurt! (walks towards Timmy, and his faries) Ooooooh, REALLY?!!!! HERPANDDERP just jumped out of the window. Random Guy: (follows Sofia) Yes, that's ri-OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cosmo hit Random Guy on the head with a baseball bat, while Poof laughs at Random Guy) Wanda: Back off, Sofia the first!!! Or you will be Sofia the LAST!!!! Sofia: Never!!! I shall-OW!!!!! (Wanda poked the shot into Sofia and flew out the window with Poof, Timmy, and Cosmo) Random Guy: WHERE DID THEY GO?!!! Sofia: That must have been the work of...HERPANDDERP!!!! I'LL GET YOU YET!!!!!!!!!!!! Cosmo: I am a man now! (Sofia and Random Guy leave) Wanda: (puts a snake in Cosmo's shirt) 3, 2, 1. Cosmo: Oh, hello there! It's a snake. Wanda: Wow, it actually worked! Cosmo: You bet. I think it also made me smart. Ri, Di, R, D. Wanda: What? Cosmo: An algorithm you need to solve a Rubik's Cube To see the continution of this Mario Show episode, see Fairly OddStuff 3 TAKE ME BACK TO JAIL! 0 6718 re91jq2lkhg2hmpudlyf00h9r9u47qy 14870 2014-01-01T16:05:46Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show.
==Script==
Wario: Waluigi, TAKE ME BACK TO JAIL!
Waluigi: Why in the history of the world would I do that?!
Wario: It's Hotel Amusement Park Jail.
Waluigi: That sounds cool! Let's do something illegal.
Wario: I got it covered. Take off your clothes.
Both guys get naked
They go on the street and get caught and go to jail.
Both: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Police officer: Welcome to Hotel Amusement Park Jail. I love my yob.
Wario: Job?
Police officer: Yeah.
Waluigi: Wahoo!
Wario: Bum bum bum badum badum, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand.... Mario Accidentally Kisses Luigi 0 6736 i9tb0y38oqhgvprcdydqh0bjyecxr36 15708 2014-01-20T21:59:05Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== The episode starts with Mario building a Peach dummy on a coat rack 'Mario kisses Peach several times' Luigi: I have the perfect prank! Mario has his eyes closed when he kisses! Luigi waits for Mario to leave the room and replaces Peach's dummy with his body. Mario kisses the coat rack Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I KISSED MY BROTHER! Luigi: Ha, ha! Mario: That was good, bro. Luigi: Ew. Wario WAS HERE 0 6783 jjy6q04woja2cee9q59wgujs1ebz1nb 17270 2014-02-13T20:32:08Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of This AWesome Show that you will never beat because it is awesomer than all the other shows combined. ==Script== Wario: (spray paints WARIO WAS HERE on a wall) Perfect. (walks away) Luigi: Wario was here. Oh, cool. Random Guy is evil. Wario: Yay, I got the ham. Luigi: What ham?!?!? Wario: Oh, this ham from your fridge. (shows the ham) Luigi: You will pay for this. Give me 20 dollars. Everyone Goes to McDonald's 0 6786 lncyg8gzbvvmwm3lyyt1js5xbta484e 15050 2014-01-05T23:11:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Shoow. ==Script== Mario: Ah, sleeping in my bed. My favorite thing to do in bed. Luigi: It's the only thing you do in bed. Mario: So it is. Tomorrow, we can go to McDonald's! Luigi: Awesome! The next morning Montage of Mario calling all his friends to see what they want at McDonald's Mario: We have 13 Filet-O-Fishes, 206 Chicken McNuggets, 10 orders of small fries, 20 orders of medium fries, 18 orders of large fries, 44 Big Macs, 2 Caesar salads, 90 Cokes, 17 vanilla shakes, 29 chocolate shakes, 2 strawberry shakes, 3 cheeseburgers, 19 hamburgers, 100 wraps, and eleventy-seven apple pies. EVeryone shows up at Mario's door at around 10 A.M. Bowser: LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH! Peach: Yay for chicken! Mario: We're leaving at 12. Also lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Bowser Jr: I don't speak Latin. Mario: Neither do I, although that was in fact Latin. Wario: I can't wait to have a Big Mac! Waluigi: Rooooar. Wario: Say what now? Mario: He said, "Rooooar" Peach: I have to give Australian Vegemite a 1 out of 10. TRILLION. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yoshi: I ordered the pies. Yoshi Tries to Live in His Car 0 6803 ambfb88930t3h5gvsnlik2nrkbwkhe5 12339 2013-11-17T02:37:00Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi is browsing Howcast on YouTube, and comes across a video about how to live in his car. Yoshi: That's cool..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi is browsing Howcast on YouTube, and comes across a video about how to live in his car. Yoshi: That's cool. Birdo, I'm going to live in my car for three days or so, to see what it's like. Birdo: I'm not coming with you, but enjoy yourself. Yoshi: See ya in 3 days. Yoshi goes into his car and starts living in it. The end! Mr. Bollox Commercial: Ham Sandwiches 0 6808 pqayfa6tpbhqeqkzg39bmftbtylnsiw 16261 2014-02-02T22:08:28Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */
This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hey, what's up everyone? It's me, Mr. Bollox, and today we're doing a commercial on... HAM SANDWICHES! So, first, I'm gonna show you how easy it is to make one. In the kitchen Mr. Bollox: So we have two slices of bread and some ham. I'm gonna cut up a few slices (cuts some slices of ham) and place them on one slice of bread. Now I put the other slice of bread on top. It's really yummy. Try one today! OH NO! I PEED! 0 6809 mjucu12u9ealxccexnous7y011mbjbv 15660 2014-01-20T15:02:41Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (pees a drop of pee in his underwear) OH NO! I PEED! THIS IS HORRIBLE! END! Just kidding. Waluigi: OH NO! THE WORLD HAS ENDED! Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mario: While you two wackadoodles are all worrying about pee, I'm going to finish my bucket list. Wario: NOOOOO! I POOED! Waluigi: That's just gross. I guess the world will be fine. Cooking with Mario: Lasagna Cake with a Bunny Pan. Must be a bunny pan. 0 6810 e5dh0rmf8yifwzidjebo1poe58ois41 14950 2014-01-03T20:08:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Summary== Mario decides to cook Bunny shaped Lasanga. But he cant find some pasta. He goes all around the land only to find pasta in his pockets. ==Script== Mario: Hey, everyone, it's Mario, and today we're going to cook lasagna cake with a bunny pan. It has to be a bunny pan. If it's not a bunny pan, it'll probably end up being total crud. To be continued. Mario and Luigi Buy a New iPad 0 6820 rv3ttzay348q2pxjrdtbdoniovhe9sw 20891 2014-04-20T21:00:17Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: I have got to get an iPad! They are so awesome! Luigi: How much money do we have right now? Mario: 123,456,789,012 dollars. Luigi: 123,456,789,012 minus 399 for an iPad mini equals.... Mario: A lot. Luigi: NICKEL! Mario: ......... ===Scene 2=== At Wario's store Wario: (on the phone) Sure, I'll get you 100 Cokes delivered to your house pronto. Employee 1: I'm on it! Employee 2: I'll get the Cokes for you. Employee 3: I'll start the truck. Employee 1: And I'll drive. Mario: Hi, Wario. How much is this iPad mini with retina display? Wario: It's on sale for -10 dollars. That means we will give you 10 dollars for the iPad. Mario: Aren't you worried you'll go broke? Wario: Do you not remember the coin I stole from you in season 1? And I've gotten my hands on some other coins too. It's easy. They're just floating around the kingdom just waiting to be grabbed in about a million games. Mario: Right. See ya. Wario Pees on Koopa Troopa 0 6827 tj1ehtbtddmx58f86r10eqgmcl24rd8 12382 2013-11-18T01:05:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! (pees on Koopa Troopa) Koopa Troopa: OH! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! Wario: I only have $1.29..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! (pees on Koopa Troopa) Koopa Troopa: OH! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! Wario: I only have $1.29 on me. Koopa Troopa: That works. Wario Gets Back To His Store 0 6828 tlpzi7c9ei37yj1kjqqwzg4xpi9tokl 12385 2013-11-18T01:25:11Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Siht si na edosipe fo Wohs Oiram Eht. Translation: This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: I need to get back to my store. At Wario..." Siht si na edosipe fo Wohs Oiram Eht. Translation: This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: I need to get back to my store. At Wario's Store Wario and Waluigi: Yay! Wario: We have a whooooole lotta customers. To be continued Bowser Jr, Stole Your Cookie 0 6860 kdjd506kzarzvsye16qksot3og76zqk 17477 2014-02-16T02:15:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser Jr.: A cookie! (Steals) You: STOP RIGHT THERE Bowser Jr: Oh, sorry... I'll make some cookies at home. I've been getting cooking lessons from Daddy. You: Great. Achoo! Bowser Jr: Bless you. Coke Celebration 0 6870 caeip2qcsm6hxktyfqsfxtcz0o7wewq 20554 2014-04-13T12:19:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Koopa Troopa: This Coke celebration is awesome. I've drank about 20 20-ounce bottles. I think my teeth are rotting away. Toad: Ah, that stinks. More coming soon/ Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Hang Out 0 6874 egud6c3i3uf0bl96cxrahsax8xb9419 21007 2014-04-22T23:08:50Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Background Info== This is the second episode with Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio hanging out and not doing a commercial. You work at McDonald's. ==Script== Mr. Marlio: Great news, Mr. Bollox! I'm moving in with you! Mr. Bollox: Cool! Now we can hang out all the time! Mr. Marlio: I just need to get my things from the moving van. Mr. Bollox: I'll help. Mr. Marlio and Mr. Bollox unpack Mr. Marlio: Okay, is there a video game room available by pressing your button? Mr. Bollox: Yes there is (presses the button) I have every Mario game ever made! Mr. Marlio: Woohoo! The boys play lots of games at 50x speed Mr. Bollox: Here's a notion. Let's go to McDonald's! Mr. Marlio: AWesome! At McDonald's Mr. Marlio: No line! Score! Mr. Bollox: Hello. You: Hello, Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio. I love your commercials.
Mr. Bollox: Thanks. I'll have a number one please, with a Coke, not too much ice. Mr. Marlio: And I'll have a number 15 with the same drink. And we'll both have barbecue sauce. Mr. Bollox: Actually, I like honey mustard sauce on my Big Macs. Mr. Marlio: I'd also like a whole bag of ketchup. You: That'll be $10.24. Mr. Bollox: (pays) Thanks, we'll take it to go. You: Great! I'm gonna subscribe to Mr. Barliox on YouTube. Mr. Marlio: I'll drive us back home. In Mr. Marlio's banana car Mr. Bollox: I love the color yellow. That's why I love your car so much. Mr. Marlio: Want a fry? Mr. Bollox: Sure. Mr. Marlio: (hands Mr. Bollox a fry) So, what's your favorite song? Mr. Bollox: The underground music from New Super Mario Bros Random. Mr. Marlio: I haven't heard of that one. Mr. Bollox: Oh, okay. Road Trip to Sofia, Bulgaria! 0 6875 7jqpel7yrkuuq51nelytnjmzrvghx5n 12448 2013-11-19T01:52:53Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Let's take a road trip to Sofia! Luigi: Bulgaria? Because I am not down with going to Enchancia. Mario:..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Let's take a road trip to Sofia! Luigi: Bulgaria? Because I am not down with going to Enchancia. Mario: Bulgaria. Luigi: By the way, you do know we're in America and Bulgaria is in Europe, right? Mario: Then we'll have to take the plane. To be continued It's Mickey Mouse! 0 6876 gw5c83xkb5ppulqg0348mkyvh03isf9 12449 2013-11-19T01:56:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mickey: Hot dog! I'm on The Mario Show! Where's Mario? Mario: Oh, hi, Mickey. This episode was written on your ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mickey: Hot dog! I'm on The Mario Show! Where's Mario? Mario: Oh, hi, Mickey. This episode was written on your birthday, so happy birthday. Mickey: Thanks. Luigi: OH NO! IT'S MICKEY MOUSE! DON'T MAKE ME A MOUSEKETOOL! Mickey: I don't like being on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I just pretend to like it. Donald: I'm here too! Yay! Goofy: (goofy laugh): Ha-hey! Cheep-Cheep Lips Stew 3 0 6877 c7u8o4okcjxg3lmujuo934bg74pi7c7 12450 2013-11-19T01:57:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This episode of The Mario Show will be written by JayTehSpongetta. " This episode of The Mario Show will be written by JayTehSpongetta. Wario Goes Back to Jail 0 6878 ma5rzglw625anwpauvec5ya9snb0mtj 21543 2014-05-02T21:06:04Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (runs around naked) Police officer: You must really love jail. Wario: Yes I do. JAIL. To be continued Mario's Money 0 6924 9ql4uvu3owcqjwbjausf3icfjzy1mh3 12514 2013-11-19T23:14:50Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: I have $327130297153. The end. [[Category:The..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: I have $327130297153. The end. Cosmo's Rump Roast 0 6928 3z5vvu2f5riefqyjkunewjmkem5x95s 18308 2014-03-07T21:43:42Z Matt11111 5219805
Rump roast
This is an episode of The Mario Show. The Fairly OddParents characters return! ==Script== Mario: (yawns) Good morning, Luigi. Luigi: Good morning Mario. Cosmo: Good morning, guys. Luigi: AAAAAH! Hi Cosmo. Cosmo: I'm feeling kinda hungry. Can you make me a rump roast, Mario? Mario: Sure, all we have to do is cook the rear leg of a cow. Cosmo: I'm sorry, I don't speak cow. Actually, I do. MOO! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO. Quack. Mario: Ooo.. kay. Quack. At Timmy's house Timmy: I am so not naked this time! Yay. Wanda: Where's Cosmo? Wanda's phone rings Wanda: Hi, Cosmo! Where the heck are you? Cosmo: I'm in the Mushroom Kingdom at Mario's house. I was feeling hungry for rump roast. Wanda: So, is Mario making it for you? Cosmo: You bet. Wanda: See you later. Cosmo: I suddenly feel smart! The square root of 4096 is 64! Viewer: I did not watch this show to learn MATH! (Throws the TV out the window) Mario: Here's the roast, Cosmo. Cosmo: Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow. THANKS. Cosmo eats it all Cosmo: Bye now. I love you sir. Locked in the Bathroom for 19 Years 0 7097 lnygjmmn481ed46plqrmryjc5ftibwv 21126 2014-04-26T12:19:49Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: I'm gonna lock myself in the bathroom.
Waluigi: I'll do it for you. (Locks) Toad: See you in 19 years. Waluigi: OK. 19 years later, Toad comes out with a huge beard. Waluigi: Have you even shaved in there? Toad: Nope! In fact this beard started covering the whole bathroom, so for about 3 years I was having trouble breathing. (breathes in all the oxygen in the world) Waluigi: No.... More... Oxygen.... The world dries up and everybody dies. Except Toad. Toad: Oh no...... (breathes out and all the oxygen comes back, and everyone comes back to life) Random person in China: What just happened? Random person in England: That was weird. I'm alive! The end. Waria's Clothing Line 0 7116 6j6nh3ipbmbwnthx95e4y2ix89b2j3m 20815 2014-04-20T01:38:49Z Matt11111 5219805
This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Guess what, Waluigi! Waluigi: What? Wario: Waria is coming back from Europe. Waluigi: What about Waluiga? Wario: She's busy working for Nintendo in Japan. Waluigi: Ok then. Waria: Hi, bros! Wario: Hi, Waria. Waria: This is my new clothing line. (Hands Wario all the clothes) Wario: This is all? It's just one hat. Waria: Yeah, I've been exploring Italy. I haven't had a lot of time to work on it. Wario: Okay. That makes sense. Waluiga: I QUIT MY JOB AT NINTENDO! Waluigi: Yay! Hi Waluiga! Waluiga: I got rehired. KIDDING! Waluigi: I have so much to tell you. Waluiga: Let's start off with Wadaisy. Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How did you know? Waluiga: You posted photos of you and her all over Facebook. Waluigi: Ah, curblinkbananagrahamcrackersfriedchickenvanillaicecream. Waluiga: O...kay? Waria: (eats Waluiga) Wario: (eats Waluigi) Waria: (eats Wario) Yaaay! THE END? Wario and Mario's Fight 0 7130 aewov674zcleljl5ytp9rtwlfrjw4ly 21633 2014-05-04T19:06:03Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Mario! Mario: What? Wario: I want to fight you. Mario: Why? Wario: Because everybody believes you're stronger than me Mario: Well, okay. You'll probably see me in the gym buffing up. Wario: Not if I see you first. Mario: You won't, because I'm going to a gym you don't know about. It's so secret, I MADE IT. Wario: Well, the fight can be at Yoshi's sports place. Mario: See you there. Wario: Tomorrow at three. Mario: And the loser has to take the winner out to lunch Wario: At McDonald's. Mario: But the loser can get food too. Wario: Then we both get something out of this. Mario and Wario exchange looks and go home from the park. ===Scene 2=== At Mario's house Luigi: How was the park, Mario? Mario: I arranged a fight with Wario. Luigi: Dude, you're going to get pummeled! Mario: Which is why I'm going to ask you to put a one inch layer of metal in my clothes. Luigi: Okay. Luigi does so, and 5 minutes later... Mario: I'm ready. ===Scene 3=== Meanwhile.... Wario: Wa! No way Mario's stronger than I am. Hello! I was the one that lifted up a car. Wait, it must have been a typo. That's it. ===Scene 4=== At Yoshi's sports place Yoshi: Welcome to the wrestling match between frenerivnotrivals Mario and Wario. (Wario punches Mario) Wario: Whoa, your chest is rock solid. (Punches 100 times) Ow. My hand! Mario: (punches Wario out of the building) Five, four, three, two.... Wario: (lands on fluffy pillows) Mario: One. Yoshi: Mario wins! Mario: Now. I need to go find Wario. To be continued Orange Fantorade 0 7140 i8ummrl60wfmq1vfrrfrv5b9ges81jh 12872 2013-11-23T02:54:15Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon. Stay tuned. Forever. [[Category:The Mario Sh..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon. Stay tuned. Forever. A Balloon Popped, It Must Be A Plan To Kill Me 0 7188 7g6slatkzugk5tfeamkys5yn3nuniiw 20760 2014-04-17T14:21:14Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario is in his kitchen cooking with garlic (duh) when a balloon pops. Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I mean... A balloon popped? It must be a plan to kill me. Before I find out, I will eat these garlic pancakes. 2 minutes later Wario: Wait a minute... Why am I still fat? Waluigi: Hi, Wario. I just finished shopping and now I'm gonna tell you that I accidentally let go of a balloon and then it hit a pin and popped. Wario: Oh. Well, thanks for stopping me from going out for no reason. I thought it must have been a plan to kill me gone wrong. Waluigi: There's a new food out at the grocery store. Oniarlic. Wario: Is that half stupid onion and half awesome garlic? Waluigi: No, it's half stupid garlic and half awesome onion. Wario: Let's break dance. Waluigi: SURE! THE END!!!!!! Wario Gets His Own Show 0 7192 8dlgpj1gh4qahj0qadf7hf16js3b0j8 15332 2014-01-10T21:29:08Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi! Waluigi: What? Wario: We have our VERY OWN SHOW! Waluigi: Since when? Wario: As of about 15 seconds ago. Waluigi: So what should we do for the pilot? Wario: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp Wanda's Cookies 0 7199 8je4x53z9etvfrzzpukt1bylsqkatsz 12992 2013-11-24T13:33:56Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): WHOOOOOAAAAA! I just had the best idea ever! Locker, go fetch..." This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): WHOOOOOAAAAA! I just had the best idea ever! Locker, go fetch Herp and Derp. Locker: Alright. To be continued because I just woke up and I am too lazy. Funner than You 0 7203 pt8zsw8p9g223ri1um3dky096v9gi73 19736 2014-03-26T01:23:55Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: I'm a fun guy. THE END Mario Pees on Toad 0 7204 hy8outxz0j2crwrpuylhisn0nspbdo1 20036 2014-03-31T20:56:12Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hi, Toad. (Pees on Toad) Toad: EW. This is gross! (Peez on Mario) To be continued The Mario Store 0 7207 160pfjfidzvmozk7oqzhzinj9ksspno 20958 2014-04-22T16:15:30Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, everyone! Have you been looking for a store that sells everything you need? Well, look no further than the Mario Store! We sell everything from every store in the world. We have 30 restaurants, 12 play areas, 50 floors of shopping, and things from eleventy countries. Find it in the Mushroom Kingdom at the corner of Weegee Avenue and Doorbell Road. Easy Passwords 0 7213 g9yy68bdpblsww556bl314eum41ze71 20119 2014-04-02T17:36:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario walks up to a computer that needs a password to unlock. Mario: I'm gonna guess the password is A. It's right! Goomba: MY PASSWORD HAS BEEN CRAAAACKED! NOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU PEACH! 0 7234 ee60blt2xl6z5hir5v74p8coebqz3sr 16059 2014-01-28T16:15:41Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Showl ==Script== Peach is on her computer when Daisy walks in. Daisy: I LOVE YOU PEACH! Peach: Yes you do. But I am not marrying you. Daisy: When did I say anything about that? Peach: I'm hungry. (eats a watermelon)
Bowser Jumps Off a Building 0 7240 657oq19niccd918jri2bxj1giw0lbup 13085 2013-11-26T01:37:44Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "To be written by my good friend Max " To be written by my good friend Max Wario and Waluigi Explode 0 7253 766r80upkkxd105h845kk605nb6r8eb 21464 2014-05-01T17:23:25Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories
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==Script==
Wario: Hmm... I feel something weird in my nose. (Looks in the mirror) OH MY GOD! THERE'S A BOMB IN MY NOSE!
Waluigi: OH NO! THERE'S ONE IN MY NOSE TOO!
The brothers explode
Wario: (in ashes) Well, we should be fine by the next episode.
Waluigi: It's always the next episode with this show. When will it end???????
NARRATOR: THE SHOW MUST GO ON EEEHHHHH??!!
Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (5 BILLION EPISODES LATER) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Narrator: I'm regretting this. (whispers Garlic Onion)
Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Commercial: Writing a Script for The Mario Show 0 7280 2oy84phgo63whvsw5t11rsz1m7exggp 19716 2014-03-25T20:58:01Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Whazzup, homies? Mr. Marlio: It's time to rap about stuff. Mr. Bollox: No, just kidding. We are gonna rap battle later. It's Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio again, and this time we're talking about how YOU can write a script for this show we're on. Mr. Marlio: That's right! We're talking about The Mario Show. Here are the guidelines. All you have to do is write whatever words come from your mind. The ones that make sense anyway. Mr. Bollox: And here's one more thing! You can add characters from any show you want! You can add characters like Timmy Turner, Austin Moon, and so many more. Mr. Marlio: And don't forget to submit your script under the last season you see on the page on the Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki. Mr. Bollox: So, does this sound like something you would want to do? If it does, you should do it! It's free, but it pays nothing. Now time to rap! Apple pee and umbrellas and iPads save the day! Mr. Marlio: Something ate my popsicle a TV's on the way. Mr. Bollox: My parents ate my dog and might be over there. Mr. Marlio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhere? Mr. Bollox: I win! AAAHHHH! NO! I HATE DORA,! 0 7281 fk7l8ngs00hnkmv856yzk14veqeql7b 16194 2014-02-01T14:42:58Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Hi, Mario. Mario: AAAAAAAAH! Why are you dressed as Dora the Explorer? END Baby Mario Gets a Haircut 0 7282 t4zuv90x8ffaqiqba1az10hz3inoppb 15289 2014-01-10T01:54:39Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Baby Mario: Okay, Daddy. I'm ready to get a haircut. Mario: It was cancelled. Your hair is awesome. Baby Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Thanks, Daddy. Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy. Luigi Tries to Play the Trumpet 0 7286 kxmsa4rfqjnrpp9x05nzeid3mck3rgd 21443 2014-04-30T19:57:08Z Matt11111 5219805
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==Script==
Luigi: TIME TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE TRUMPET!
Mario: Have fun. Trumpets cost 1 dollar at the MariMuse Store. Cheap.
5 minutes later
Luigi: Okay, I have the trumpet and the method book.
(Luigi plays a note)
Luigi: YES! I'm an expert,
Mario: Not really.
Mr. Bollox Pees on Bowser again 0 7313 72edwizn5boauo4tqboe16s9ymisteu 21682 2014-05-05T23:23:10Z Matt11111 5219805
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==Script== Mr. Bollox: Ah, there's Bowser. (pees on Bowser) Bowser: You will pay 29834901273489 dollars for this! Mr. Bollox: NOOOOOOO! Wario Goes to Jail for the THIRD TIME 0 7319 57dm3r5jonw4ge75q1d0ex00ecyqm3y 19531 2014-03-25T13:23:58Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories
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==Script== Wario: (burps) Police officer: Burping is now illegal. You are going to jail. Wario: Yes! Fairly OddStuff 3 0 7336 setc6coiq4r83rd84772u83h026n4bq 15301 2014-01-10T14:32:35Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show. This is a continuation of Fairly OddStuff, and Fairly OddStuff 2. ==Script== Cosmo Cosma: Ah, that was a HORRIBLE trip to the doctor's office. Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma: Oh well. Mario: I am already planning revenge on Random Guy. First,I wish for a wrecking ball. Sparky: (grants the wish) Let's destroy his office. Luigi: Great idea! Cosmo destroys the office Random Guy: (in the office) OH NOOOOOOO! The wrecking ball came in like a wrecking ball and wrecked my office. Mr. Bollox: Okay, now that that's taken care of, we can make some awesome wishes. Herp: Okay, I wish for my own sports arena. Poof: Consider it done. Yeah, Mommy and Daddy. I can speak English. Guava. That was random. Wanda: Let's do it. Cosmo: Whoa, back up the truck for one second. Poof can speak English? Timmy Turner: Uh, yeah. Cosmo: Where have I been? Sparky: No where. Except Random Guy's office. THE END To see more of this go to the next part called Fairly OddStuff 4. The Random Pilot 0 7352 38e81zscec3w736tarlym4yqxnu6kqi 15419 2014-01-13T14:09:22Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories
Sam's blender
This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== Matthew: Hey! Max #1! Max #1: What's up, Matt? Matthew: We have our own TV show! Stef: Hi, Mom! (Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine, and Dice show up at the door) Sam: Hi, random people! Cat: Wow, nice house. (leaves to check out the house) Hannah: My name is a palindrome. Sam: If only my name was Mam. Max #2: Or Sas. Sam: Don't sass me, mister. Dice: Consider changing your name when you're 18. Sam: Thanks. By the way, what state are we in? Matthew: Alababama. Sam: Did you just add a new state to the USA? Because Goomer just told us to hop in the car to go somewhere random. Matthew: It's been a real place for 3 days. Max #1: Ah. Stef: Alabababababababababababababababababababama. Hannah: Stef, you killed it. (Now let's see where Cat is) Cat: (in the backyard) Shut. Up. THERE'S A POOL?!!?!?! (Back to the others) Hannah: Do you guys like Coke? Sam and Dice: Yeah! Stef: We have a guy that delivers us tons of soda every week. Dice: So awesome! Sam: When does he come? Matthew: Wednesdays. And as long as you're here, you don't need to go to school! Sam: Stop pulling my leg. Dice: I believe Matthew. Sam: Fine. I do too. Anyway.. YAY! NO MORE SCHOOL! Cat comes back Cat: No school? I love Alabababama! Max #2: It's Alababama. Cat: Can we move to a place that's easier to pronounce? Dice: I'm loving this place. Sam: Whaddaya say we move in with you? Hannah: That would be so awesome! Mr. Cola: (enters) It's Hump Day! Which means it's also 20-liters-of-Coke-delivered-to-your-house day! Sam: Is he always making up days like that? Max #1: Oh, yeah, last week he said it was Don't-go-outside-of-your-house Day. Matthew: Thanks, Mr. Cola. (puts soda in the kitchen) Cat: I'm so gonna love moving in with you guys! Sam: Cat, you do realize we have to go back to Los Angeles to get our stuff? Cat: (calls Goomer) Hi, Goomer. Goomer: Hello, Cat. Cat: Can you pack up all our stuff from our home and bring it to Alababama? Goomer: Sure. (Goomer delivers the stuff) Sam: Thanks for the stuff. And saving us a trip to California. Goomer: Ah, it was nothing. I had a team of 100 people to do it for me. Cat: Yay! Stef: Maybe we should help unpack. Matthew: Or I could just wave a magic wand and unpack that way. Max #2: Sounds way faster. (Matthew waves the wand and the stuff is unpacked and put away.) Sam: Where's my blender? Matthew: In the kitchen. Sam: Let's blend stuff. Goomer: I gotta go. Dice: No, you have to stay. I'm your manager. Goomer: Okay. By the way, what's 2 plus 2? Dice: Seriously? Goomer: Yes. I only went to school for 10 days. Sam: That explains a lot. Goomer: Or was it 1 day? Max #2: Oh. My. Jeez. Matthew: That was random. Hannah: But random is welcome here. Sam: Anyway, let's start blending? What do you have in the fridge. Cat: (opens the fridge) We have milk, cheese, eggs, eggnog, some fruit, half of a whole pizza, Coke, a whole lot of it, and some random other things. Sam: Can you give me cheese, Coke, and pizza? Cat: (hands Sam the cheese, Coke ane pizza) Sam blends the food... but forgets the lid Max #2: OH NO! Sam, that was very absentminded. Sam: I know. CRUD! Stef: I'll get right on cleaning that. (cleans up in 5 seconds) Matthew: Are you related to The Thundermans? Stef: Seriously? It was just around the blender. Done. Cat: Wow! This episode isn't finished and we've been picked up for a series! Matthew: This was a heck of a great pilot. Cat: Is. It's still going on. Matthew: Oh..... Hannah: Did someone order a camel? Dice: Yeah, I did. Matthew: You better clean up after him. Dice: Sure. I'm actually selling him. Stef: To who? Dice: To Random Guy. Max #1: That guy is EVIL! Dice: I know. This camel is wild as a lion drinking soda. Mr. Bollox Meets the Other Goombas 0 7358 owq4v9herutq5106x27ny33lwuc96rt 13261 2013-11-29T17:44:40Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox is walking down the street Mr. Bollox: WHOA! That's a lot of Goombas. END [..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox is walking down the street Mr. Bollox: WHOA! That's a lot of Goombas. END Mr. Bollox Explodes 0 7359 re4t84omfcfoa6ntt68nj8glfzr9hny 15124 2014-01-06T18:54:14Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an epsidoe of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: (explodes) Ow Toad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(continues for 10 minutes)OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr. Bollox: (comes back to life) I was kidding. Toad: You're alive! Mr. Bollox: Yeah. That was just a fake explosion. Hee. Mr. Crocker's Milkshake 0 7360 r1nz7ay9wirqyz0ouidrkysu5hjn9ro 16053 2014-01-28T14:09:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is sitting on his couch when the doorbell rings Mario: Who is it? Denzel Crocker: FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS! Mario: (opens the door) Mr. Crocker. You are my favorite character on TV. Besides me of course. Mr. Crocker: Way to have a whale-sized ego. Anyway, I'm here to get a milkshake. With all sorts of crazy ingredients. You might want to get a piece of paper to have the whole list. Mario: Okay, be right back. Mario gets a piece of paper and comes back Mr. Crocker: Okay, so I want to have vanilla ice cream, a banana, Coke, milk, duh, um, cheese, Oreos, some Sprite, you know, to give that (aahh) taste, corn flakes, a chicken leg, without the bone, some fries, barbecue sauce, Lays chips, waffles, Ritz crackers, mustard, some bread, Gatorade, steak, ham, turkey, pork, macaroni, more vanilla ice cream, and that's it. Mario: Got it, so you want vanilla ice cream, a banana, Coke, milk, duh, um, cheese, Oreos, some Sprite, you know, to give that (aahh) taste, corn flakes, a chicken leg, without the bone, some fries, barbecue sauce, Lays chips, waffles, Ritz crackers, mustard, some bread, Gatorade, steak, ham, turkey, pork, macaroni, more vanilla ice cream, and that's it? Mr. Crocker: Yes? Mario: I'll get on it now. In the kitchen Mario: All right. I have all the ingredients. I ATE THE BONES? Oh no... (throws up into the toilet) BLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGGRHRGh! Okay, none of the food got messed up. I'll start with two scoops of vanilla ice cream. (puts two scoops of vanilla ice cream in the blender) And now the banana. I'll just throw it all in there. Who has time to peel it? Not me. Ho-ho-ho! Wait a minute. I might be Santa Claus! Anyway, I'll put in all the beverages now, the Coke, milk, Sprite, and Gatorade. (pours them in one by one) (proceeds to put all the ingredients into the blender) And finally the waffles. Now I'm gonna DESTROY IT! (blends) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Denzel! It's ready! Mr. Crocker: (drinks the shake) Best.... milkshake.... EVER! Can you make another one for Mother? Mario: Okay. Behind the Scenes of TMS 0 7361 dl1wv8zsnxvlft96r61psqltp3fh4fq 13265 2013-11-29T18:46:15Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the behind-the-scenes special. ==Script== Mario: COMING SOON! [[Category:Scripts..." This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the behind-the-scenes special. ==Script== Mario: COMING SOON! I PEED AGAIN! 0 7366 my882iry4nx4v09uifu4632nxh08cej 16961 2014-02-10T01:40:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (pees a drop of pee in his pants) NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Waluigi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE! BOOHOOHOO! (blows up) Wario: I'M NEEEEEXT! NOOOOOOOOO(BLOWS UP) Luigi's Untitled Episode 0 7367 83c0u5wwvnuukf63huuq1v441nka58c 20238 2014-04-05T16:41:22Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLED UNTITLE
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This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario and Luigi are at the drive-thru at McDonald's to order some food Mario: Yeah, hi. I'd like a-- Luigi: Mario.... you're talking to a trash can. Mario: Oh. That was dumb. (faces the right way) Yeah, I'd like a Big Mac Employee: The meal or the sandwich? Mario: You know what, give me the meal. With a Coke, no ice. Luigi: And a Filet-O-Fish. Mario: What he said. 5 minutes later. Mario: We have our food, so let's go get an iPhone! To be continued. Locked in the Bathroom for 8798419238741 Seconds 0 7387 b9y2fqsnkspdqahjx0vxl4gvstdp8ia 15284 2014-01-09T20:55:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: ROAR! Time to lock Toad in the bathroom for 8798419238741 seconds. Toad: OK. Bowser locks Toad in. Toad: See you in 278811.035 years. The rest of the episode consists of Toad dancing in the bathroom for 21 minutes. Mario Blabs 0 7394 1vhw6yelelc369t5epph53kbynj9eml 13777 2013-12-08T23:56:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: BLAHBLAHBLAH! Let's talk about randomness. I can shut up though, but not know. Luigi: That made no sense at all. Mario: I know, right? That's what makes it random. BOBOBGOBFNOBAODSJD. OKAY! THAT'S IT! THIS HMONG IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE! 0 7398 3xi9gt00o89d0f6cylsv0t0vxjmbado 13649 2013-12-06T15:22:22Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: POO TALLARINES DEL POLLO! EL PATO DICE EL MOO! Luigi: Can I get a Spanish to English translation? Mario: CHICKEN NOODLE POO! THE DUCK SAYS MOO! Luigi: Wow zoo, kev zoo. Mario: I am going to lose it if I hear Hmong again. Luigi: Oh... kay then. Hmoob Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAEAAVHKKJDCLSDJCWDHOCWDMLCIJDWJKCOWDJOCJWDOKCJWJDOCJEDJCEDUVOWRCWDJKJCLKDWJXLDSJCKSDHOICDWJCEWJOKCADKCIWJDJCKPWDNJKXSWXWSIOJXIOWEJJOCHICKENNOODLEPOOFKLMOWMKSA,PCQEKODWCLKSAKXOKASKOPX Seriously, I'm gonna keep going to jail. 0 7400 tjb79qh45nj6tcs73uajibruskcs09f 17640 2014-02-18T21:37:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Well, I got out of jail again. Maybe I shouldn't have paid my own bail. Waluigi: Seriously? Let's sneak back in through the back. Wario: Good idea. We'll do that later. Luigi Wastes His Time Writing Scripts 0 7401 thqwjctjo6vxxjd5ibeg4kq5q7f1nwi 16610 2014-02-06T15:31:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: I should write scripts for all the episodes of Teh Merrio Shoe. 'Luigi writes scripts for 10 minutes Mario: Stop sitting on my pizza. Luigi: Oh, hi there Mario. I've been wasting my time writing scripts. What year is it? Mario: 29104917639815739847096239571398470823162398570913860819470951. Luigi: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mario: Kidding, it's 2014. The Fairies Return 0 6780 qv1vwiqqfy6cuiaapo9cu1fdc54kotu 20528 2014-04-12T17:04:44Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show, (Guest stars: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, andSparky, and Timmy briefly) ==Script== (At Timmy's lawn, Mario, Sparky, Timmy, Poof, Wanda, and Cosmo are playing with Sparky's new ball) Timmy:Hey guys, this is fun! Poof:Poof, Poof! Sparky: Throw it again,Timmy! I like playing catch! Timmy: (throws the ball) Here you go! Yay Who is Henry Hugglemonster? 0 6918 row8zh01htaca7rxegc55sluzg4an4o 20122 2014-04-02T17:45:36Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ An episode of Little Pony Unicorn Show. (Also includes Henry Hugglemonster) ==Script== (Purple Puff is watching TV with her little sister, Puff Puff) Purple Puff: Let's watch a funny show on TV, Puff Puff. Puff Puff: Let's watch Dora the Explorer! Purple: Eww, NEVER WATCH THAT!!! Puff: Ok, how about Sofia the First? Purple: Double,eww. Puff: Henry Hugglemonster? Purple:(rolls eyes) Sure, I guess. (Sees Herny randomly dancing) Puff: Okay, this is too dumb. THE END The Box 0 7445 81jxwa5l1b7l1r13qrj0y5fffyy98xg 15572 2014-01-18T18:37:18Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== At around 4 P.M. on New Year's Eve, Mario is walking down the street to his house. Mario sees a box on his front step. Mario: A box with a note on it. (picks up note) Do not open until 11:30 P.M tonight. Well, it couldn't hurt to open it now. (opens the box) Another note? (reads) If you opened this before 11:30, then this won't make any sense and a trumpet will fall out of the sky. It's only half an hour to the new year, and your eleventieth New Year as well. Or is it the 35th? Forget it. (A trumpet falls from the sky and Mario catches it) Mario: A trumpet. Cool. (plays it for an hour and puts it back in the box and gives it to Toad at his house.) Toad: A little late for a Christmas present, don't you think? Mario: I found a box on my doorstep, opened it, and a trumpet fell out of the sky. Luigi: I dropped that from 1,000 feet. Toad: Thanks! I just have to learn how to play. Hannah Eats Lots of McDonald's Food 0 7466 l81ojh6h13rmcw5n480v607dcaa0hgr 14593 2013-12-25T17:11:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Random Show of Radomness. ==Script== (Matthew, Max #1 Max #2, Stefanie, and Hannah are going to visit McDonald's) Matthew: Let's go to McDonald's, to eat some AWESOME food! What do you guys think?
Stefanie: Sure! Max #2: I want some! Max #1:I want mah Happah Meal! Hannah: I don't know...I haven't eaten there since 2011. Matthew: C'mon, it'll be FUN!!! Hannah: Alright, as long as we go in your truck! Matthew: Don't worry, my truck can fit more than three people. Max #1 and Max #2: YAY!!! Matthew: Sorry, but I can't drive. Stefanie: I can! Matthew:OK, then. LET'S DRIVE! (In Matthew's truck, Max #2 turns on the radio) Max #2: Let's see what's on the radio. (Just Give Me a Reason starts to play) Matthew: I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Max #2:YAY!!! Stefanie: Is that all you ever say?! (At the McDonald's drive-thru) Stefanie: Okay, what do you guys want? Max#1:I want mah happeh mealz! Stef: Ok, Max#2, what do want? Max#2: I want a toy. Hannah: Do you eat them or play with them. Max#2: I eat them. Everyone (except Max#2):WHAT?! Matthew: Do you also eat baseball stadium seats, light bulbs, and poison? Max #2: Yes. Matthew: Yuck. Max #2: But don't worry, I only do that on alternate Sundays. I'm saving these for next week. Matthew: Alright. That's 26 less days a month to be grossed out. Hannah: I haven't eaten here in a while. I heard the salads are more fattening than the burgers. Give me a 6-piece nuggets, medium fries, and a small vanilla shake. Stef: Okay, and Max #1, you get a happy meal. Max #1: Wrong. I get a Happy Meal. You forgot to capitalize. Stef: Ugh, whatever. Nobody likes a know-it-all. Anyway, Matthew, it's your turn. Matthew: Number 15, that's 10-piece nuggets, including medium fries already, and my drink will be a vanilla shake, no whipped cream, no cherry. BOMBS IN OUR NOSES 0 7484 hl4820pzm1sfez7943zqvkvm2tfb75l 15382 2014-01-12T19:38:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is visiting Wario's house and they are both sleeping on the couch. Waluigi sneaks up and places bombs in their noses. Mario: (wakes up) There's something in my nose. (Goes to look in the mirror) A BOMB IN MY NOSE!!!!! Wario: THERE'S ONE IN MINE TOO!!!!!! Mario: (takes bomb out) Wario: (follows suit) 排必要条兴阳舦已经网络厕纸婶哎或多或少 Mario: Pai Yang Tai Hing need of toilet paper aunt hey have more or less the network? Wario: Yup. Mario: Let's get revenge of Waluigi. (Wario goes outside, gets a balloon, it hits a pin, and pops.) Waluigi: A balloon popped, it must be a plan to kill me! Well, I'm gonna find the murderer. (Waluigi goes out onto the street, asking random people if they knew about a balloon popping and fails) Waluigi: I guess it wasn't a plan to kill me. I'm safe. Wario: But you just ran around the street like a maniac for 15 minutes. Waluigi: Oh no! I'm a fool! Wario: That's what you get for trying to kill us! Waluigi: Poop. Wario's Sandwich 0 7529 7gxh5tgdvud2q610tr85i66r3e7vb18 20967 2014-04-22T20:35:15Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario is watching TV when the doorbell rings. Wario: (gets up and answers the door) Hello, who the heck are you? George: I'm George, the construction guy. Wario: From the Brian Construction Company? Isn't your name supposed to be Brian? George: Yeah. I still wonder why they hired me. So anyway, you need all this stuff installed in your house for an upgrade? (Wario looks behind George and sees TVs, refrigerators, and buttons of all sorts, and a few other things too. A lot of other things) Wario: Yeah. George: Well, we're kicking you and Waluigi out of the house for about a week so we can install all of this. Wario: WHAT??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!? George: Sorry, installation rules. I don't make them, I follow them. Wario: Fine, but can you give us like 3 hours to pack up? George: Take a year, I don't care. (Wario goes upstairs to break the news to Waluigi) Wario: Some guy named George from the Brian Construction Company is kicking us out for a week to do work on the house. Waluigi: Oh, no! Wario: But, I've made arrangements to move in with.... Waluigi: Mario? Wario: Yes! Happy dance! Happy dance! Both: Happy dance! Happy dance! Waluigi: What are we waiting for? Let's get packing! Wario: You don't have to tell me once. (Wario and Waluigi pack for the next 5 minutes, only 1 minute is broadcast) Wario: Let's go! At Mario's house (Wario rings the doorbell) Mario: (opens the door) Wario! You're here! Yay! Luigi: Waluigi, my man! What's happening? Waluigi: We're here! Wahoo! Mario: We've set up arrangements for you to live in. We ordered a second bed, two more refrigerators, and a pool! Wario: First things first, though. I want a sandwich. Garlic with cheese and I'll have some onion too. Waluigi: Finally, you've turned from the dark side! Wario: No one asked about onion and no garlic. You know what, make one for Waluigi too. Waluigi: I could try some garlic. Mario: It'll sure be the best of both worlds! (Mario goes into the kitchen) Back in the living room Luigi: So, you want a ride in our private jet? Wario: Shut up! You have a private jet??????????? Luigi: We're filthy rich! Mario: We have 100 trillion dollars. Wario: I'll take it! Waluigi: (throws up) Luigi: Oh well, more space for us. Wario: Waluigi's just gonna stay here. Waluigi: I didn't REALLY throw up. I am an actor. Wario: Come along with us then. Waluigi: YEAH! Bowling with Matt 0 7530 n3gwg16vrgs7a8lyx5yysctd7020z1j 13706 2013-12-06T22:16:25Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Let's go bowling! Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): O..." This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Let's go bowling! Wanda (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Okay! To be continued Mario Watches Disney Junior 0 7550 jfouwe2r14qotwdmloqf79taz7jpb87 13742 2013-12-07T23:49:02Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (changes the channel to [[Disney Junior and watches 12 minutes of Doc McStuffins) THAT WAS STUPID! [[Cate..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (changes the channel to [[Disney Junior and watches 12 minutes of Doc McStuffins) THAT WAS STUPID! Bowser Pees on Mr. Bollox for the THIRD TIME 0 7564 m4ny2or2cb3rf7c510lojbr50upp4rb 17210 2014-02-13T13:31:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hi, Bowser. Bowser: Hi, Mr. Bollox. (pees) Mr. Bollox: You missed. Bowser: CRUD! Mr. Bollox: I'm safe! XD!! Bowser: Text speak doesn't make any sense in real life. Mr. Bollox: D; Bowser: Oh, let me get that crumb out of your eye (takes it out). I gotta pee Peach Takes Down James and Amber 0 7566 60az44x8uxm9ejom4iw6bu98xd6myii 17810 2014-02-22T17:18:59Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Peach and Daisy are in their castle training for the Uneven Bars event in the Olympic Games. Daisy: Nice job, Peach! 22.5 points! Peach: Shouldn't be too hard to break the record I set 2 years ago. Daisy: That's 4.99 points higher than your last score, according to the Olympic judge we have for some reason. Peach: Number one, we're rich. Number 2, way to be negative. Daisy: Blame your foot hitting the bars! Peach: Oh right, gotta work on that. Good note. Your turn. Daisy: (takes a turn) Yay! 23 points! Peach: Nice job! You aren't much of a daisy when it comes to the Olympics. You're gonna eat the competition up, so you should be a Venus Flytrap. Daisy: Don't change my name, but that sounds logical. Or an average flower. Peach: Uh, no. To be continued. Meet Shazam123 0 7567 qkosch7ip20wng9ovu1j0nnhtdrhdnj 20427 2014-04-09T17:56:54Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Shazam123: I'm Shazam! I like being stupid. 1, 7, illegal, W, 79, 7, yellow, 7,7 7, 7 ,7, , 7, 7, 7 ,7 , ,7, 7 ,,7 7,,7 ,77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777. Mario: HIPPY HOPPY. Now shut up. Luigi:(whispers to Mario) He's probably more of a moron than Cosmo. Mario: (whispers) Yeah. Luigi: Very ta bouchey Cooking with Wario and Mario: Garlic Pizza Lasagna Cake 0 7617 oyq63m6r7cforyizpzph085tmiy6nj2 21531 2014-05-02T12:41:45Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Hey, everyone, it's your favorite chef, Wario. I am your favorite right? Today we are making garlic pizza lasagna cake. The recipe is simple. Cook some lasagna, order a pizza, order a cake, get some garlic, and smush them all together. Easy as pie. Waluigi: Actually, pies are hard. That expression is hard to understand to me. Wario: Good point. Easy as counting to 3. Waluigi: 1, 5, 68927, 1, 950, 9, 4237649, 23ior;3i4r1, 8, Wario: Eight is not a number. Proceed counting. Waluigi: 8819, 32481,851682934,581638745136,543142, 3578394,8, Wario: EIGHT ISN'T A FRIDAYING NUMBER! Waluigi: Right. 1, 2, Merry Christmas, avocado Mario: Wasn't I supposed to be in this episode? Wario: Oops. Sorry. Mario: (eats Wario) Yay. Wario Sneezes 0 7618 ku31hxegu80lsv3qcur9dd0drhtkc1g 16106 2014-01-29T21:03:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Oh, hey! It's a feather. Achoo! (Waluigi walks in and burns his eyes) Waluigi: Cool words! I'm gonna tell my friends those words! Wario: Achoo? Waluigi: Yeah, that one. The Episode where we count all the fails characters have 0 7632 a6uof467hftbye3lihbnxzr74d3jgry 13877 2013-12-10T21:45:23Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon " This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Coming soon Locked In the Freezer Again 0 7640 od9e8kj3e086t17yizk6eacieqnjqe5 20364 2014-04-07T21:32:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: Mario, is it just me or is the sun really hot? Mario: We're standing on the sun. I promise, you're still sane. Bowser: Great. Now let's go back to the Mushroom Kingdom before we burn up. Mario: Here's a notion. Let's go into the walk-in freezer. In the freezer Bowser: This is better. Mario: Buuuuuuurp. (Luigi is outside) Luigi: Now I will lock you guys in. Bowser: Nooooooo. I need to pick up Bowserette in 15 minutes. Everyone Gets Shrunk 0 7641 15i82od0dghrg8xvj1904mhvx3udcjl 21584 2014-05-04T00:22:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Ho, Biwser. Bowser: What is wrong with you? Mario: I meant Hi Bowser. Vowels suck. Bowser: (stretching) I'm not stretching. Mario: Yes you are, silly. Bowser: No. I'm stuck. Mario: OH NO! I'll get the fire department. Bowser: Ha! I was stretching. These muscles don't just happen. Also, check out my new shrink ray. Mario: Oh, you're an inventor! Bowser: Yeah, wanna get zapped with it? Mario: Sure. (Bowser zaps Mario) Looks like this episode is incomplete. Yay. You can finish it. NACHOS! Luigi gets Pizza 0 7678 c4chfjbvpg34ptiq6xcer4jheo3bcv0 14125 2013-12-15T15:53:22Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: (in his L Car) Ah, the L Car. Green steering wheel, green mini-fridge, green everything! Too much green..... Ah well. Mario: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Luigi: We're about 200 feet away from our favorite pizzeria. Woohoo! I can't wait to get my hands on that dough-sauce-cheese abomination of awesomeness. Mario: I think your seats are turning red. Luigi: I must have accidentally hit the M Car button. (presses the L Car button) HOT CROSS BUNS! Mario: That was really random. Tell your chicken his pizza landed in Russia where someone placed the crust in a shoe that was placed inside a cabbage. Luigi: Death to JUSTIN BIEBER! Mario: We're here. Luigi: Random flies when you're being time. Pizza is a Vegetable, Mario! 0 7737 ne5ff7neyyefg0sapt31myf31e7wix1 19086 2014-03-18T15:39:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Okay, so today I think I'll get the healthiest foods here at the good old grocery store. (Picks up a pizza) Mario: Pizza is junk food, Luigi. Luigi: It's a vegetable. Mario: Junk Luigi: It is made with tomato sauce, a vegetable. Mario: OK, then. Veggie it is. Bowser Plays Video Games Until His Eyes Blow Up 0 7743 1go1jms1z5qss1d5eawgra3szb404lv 14075 2013-12-13T22:08:47Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: (on his Wii and PlayStation 4 at the same time) Yeah! Go, Mario! YANKEES WIN! I'm still the boss????..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: (on his Wii and PlayStation 4 at the same time) Yeah! Go, Mario! YANKEES WIN! I'm still the boss????? 20 minutes later Bowser: (eyes blow up) Crud! Buuuuuuurp 0 7744 l5scfs2t0xp7dkrnbubxp82ijj1bhcq 21680 2014-05-05T22:41:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Buuuuuuuuuuuuurp. Waluigi: What did you say? I didn't catch that. Wario: I said Buuuuuuuuuuuurp. Waluigi: Let's burp all day long. Wario: Buuuuuuuuuuuurp Waluigi: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp. Both: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp! Waluigi: Burpity burp. Wario: BUUUUUUUUURP. Waluigi: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp/ Wario: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! wALUIGI: UUuuuuu 1 day later Wario: The end. Waluigi: Thanks for watching Vsauce. 9,000 Dollar Golden Potato Chip 0 7756 9khvrcvbjgzpegha9hoswhtxjldykx1 20010 2014-03-30T22:13:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad is walking down the street to Mario's house. He sees a potato chip. Toad: (takes a bite) Ow. (looks at the chip again) (gasps) IT'S A GOLDEN POTATO CHIP! I COULD BE RICH!!!!!!!! WOOHOO! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH BOEY! I'M GONNA USE THIS TO BUY A NEW HOUSE WITH NO CASH! (continues to run down the street) Mario! Mario! Come on! Open up! Mario: (opens the door to see Toad breakdancing) What's going on? Toad: I found a golden potato chip! Mario: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! I am so proud of you. Now... blaahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahb Toad: SHUT UP. Yoshi's Ham 0 7776 krmm7dy2p5cse7m56ct32ix2ypet7wl 14129 2013-12-15T20:11:37Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: (walks to his front door to see a ham on his step) Oh boy! To be continued [[Categor..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: (walks to his front door to see a ham on his step) Oh boy! To be continued Pregnant Locker 0 7777 sm4wef31lntt9dz11e1e8womk6tqr52 19167 2014-03-19T18:14:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys ==Script== Locker: No one's here. Perfect time to start a prank. (places a basketball in his shirt) Herp: (enters) Ho, Locker. Locker: Practicing Cdk Language? Herp: YeahWHATTHE?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!? You look pregnant! Locker: Lulz. I gave birth to a basketball. Herp: RAWOOOOOOOOOORRRRR! Matt: I just came from the BW Restaurant number 20. What did I miss? Locker: I surprised Herp by "giving birth to a basketball". Everyone Sits in Chairs and Does NOTHING for the entire episode 0 7778 6cvf1jucshpowm76m9e0uf42ta5d63t 14132 2013-12-15T20:36:15Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario, Luigi, Daisy, Peach, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Silver, Yoshi, [[Shad..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario, Luigi, Daisy, Peach, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Silver, Yoshi, Shadow, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, and all Mario and Sonic characters are seen in chairs sitting around doing nothing. Grrrrrr..... I keep coming home from jail! 0 7854 qzkmk9e1vb92h8t9l53jlv1fgnnud4g 14259 2013-12-17T23:36:25Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I KEEP COMING HOME FROM JAIL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [[Category:Mario]..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I KEEP COMING HOME FROM JAIL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dice Rolls Dice 0 7875 er6uob8b7sq300kpn89ixo3h3dkeyv9 15421 2014-01-13T14:10:05Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== Matthew: Hi, Max and Max. Max #2: Hi. Max #1: Hi. There's a zombie behind you. Matthew: No there isn't. (turns around to see a zombie, which turns out to be Hannah in costume) AAH! Hannah: Got you! FAIRIES!!! Matthew: Easy there, Crocker. Hannah: Nah, I was just kidding. Sam Puckett: Have any of you seen Cat lately? I can't seem to find her at all. Max#2: She went with Stefanie to pick-up my Happy Meal toys at McDonald's. Wait a minute... this is the 500th episode! WOOHOO! 0 7876 8rpsuyt6i5ib71pyr2p7owpuct58nwx 20365 2014-04-07T21:33:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi wakes up and sees lots of stickers and other items with the number 500 on them.
Luigi: Hey, what's up with all of this 500 stuff? Mario: (wakes up) Matt must have set them up to tell us this is our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE! Luigi: OMG let's find everyone so we can celebrate! Mario: If we hadn't counted the episodes that were pure crud, how many episodes would we have? Luigi: I dunno. Let's call everyone. Downstairs, Mario is now on the phone calling everybody Mario: Yeah, Peach, come to McDonald's to celebrate our 500th episode! Peach: 500 already? XD. (Mario proceeds to call Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Toad, Toadette, Yoshi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Bowser, Wapeach, Wadaisy, Maria, Luiga, Bowser Jr., Birdo, Baby Wario, Baby Waluigi, Baby Wapeach, Baby Wadaisy, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Mr. Bollox, Koopa Troopa, Goomba, Mr. Marlio, Mario Clone, Luigi Clone, Yoshfico, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Cream, Amy, Blaze, and every other character in the show to come to McDonald's. He realizes he told Maria and Bowser Jr. to go to Wendy's by mistake and redialed them to correct the mistake) To be continued Wario and Waluigi Buy a New TV 0 7879 j4knk390vjt22y7foah4f4mg7pmxcnq 14322 2013-12-18T22:08:27Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (watching TV as the TV explodes) NOOOOOOOOO! ÑĮŒŁÆAAA! Waluigi: What? TBC ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (watching TV as the TV explodes) NOOOOOOOOO! ÑĮŒŁÆAAA! Waluigi: What? TBC More Hmong? What is this? 0 7930 j6rrrovw72bibj2f2x5eewa60gpvlre 14417 2013-12-20T19:50:22Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (sees a sign) Wow zoo, kev zoo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [[Category:Mario]..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: (sees a sign) Wow zoo, kev zoo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Matt and Herp Buy a New Computer 0 7978 5jhrkmvs96zhuf58brnrxuic4jg6jtr 21580 2014-05-04T00:20:57Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys. ==Script== Matt (Matt and the Always Land Guys): Hey, Wanda, Locker, Herp and Derp! There's a new computer out in stores! Wanda: Woohoo! What's it called? Matt: The MattBook Pro, but that's just a coincidence. To be continued. Matthew's Brother 0 7992 lrutymjp8gsk06ijiw7ym6z9f5baaf3 15410 2014-01-13T13:50:49Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== Matthew: Hey, Hannah! Hannah: What's up, Matt? Matt: My brother Nicholas is coming over! Hannah: Does he even know he's coming to Alababama and not Alabama? Matt: Oops..... I may have told him Alabama. Max #2: Thanks for ordering those toys for lunch at McDonald's, Matthew. Matthew: That still freaks me out. Max #1: (in an Anti-Cosmo voice) Me too. Hannah: So, Nicholas might be going to Montgomery, 2,000 miles from here. Matthew: Yeah, so, I'll have to go to Alabama and find him. The United States has over 15,000 airports, and who knows how many might be in Alabama! (Nicholas shows up) Nicholas: Max #2, why are you eating toys? (does a cartwheel) Max #2: Because Matthew ordered them at McDonald's. Nicholas: That's just freaky. (Mr. Cola shows up) Mr. Cola: Hi, guys! Who's the new kid? Matthew: My brother, Nicholas. He likes Pepsi not Coke. Mr. Cola: Oh..... Okay. I'll be back. HUMP DAY! (leaves for now) Nicholas: No! Way! You're Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine, Dice, Goomer, Timmy Turner, Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma, Cosmo Cosma, Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma, and Sparky! Wanda: That's right! Sam: 'Sup? Cosmo: 'Twas the day that a brother came into the house. Every creature was stirring including this mouse (pulls a mouse out of his pants) Poof: Poof poof! Nicholas: Wait a minute. I thought you could speak English. Poof: I do. I'm just poofing up clones of the Statue of Liberty. Nicholas: Anyway, hi Matthew. Z-p-v h-p-u b-o-z P-s-f-p-s? Matthew: Yes, we do have Oreos. Stef: What was that? Matthew: Nicholas took a sentence and pushed each letter forward once. Stef: Oooooh. That's logical. Nicholas: Also, I need to go to McDonald's. It's Hump Day, and I always have McDonald's then. Matthew: OK, see ya. Dog It Up 0 7994 gscm7d02d7550d1zcaug1c4iuwor940 18392 2014-03-08T16:54:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Dog with Good Jessie and Ally Farm Falls Over Yonder It Up with Phineas and Ferb and Maddie Didn't Do It. This is the pilot and a Shake it Up episode. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== The show starts in Pasadena, aka the Dog With a Blog universe. Stan the dog is on the computer ordering tickets to a concert. Stan: All right, 5 tickets. (accidentally types in 50) Computer: You have placed an order for 50 tickets. They will arrive within 2 days. Stan: WHAT? 50 tickets?! Oh boy. Two days later Tyler James: Thanks, Mr. Mailman. And thank you, Stan for ordering... FIFTY TICKETS? Well, that's what I get for trusting a dog. Stan: Hey, everyone makes mistakes. On the bright side, we can go to ten shows! With me! I'm a dog so I don't need a ticket! Tyler: I have a better idea. Let's go down to the Pasadena TV Place and shoot a commercial for a sweepstakes! Stan: I'll make the website! Tyler: NO WAY! I'll have to break the news to Mom. (walks into the kitchen) Hey, Mom. Ellen: Hi, why does it look like you have fifty tickets in your hands? Tyler: I accidentally typed 50 tickets instead of 5. I'm going down to the Pasadena TV Place to shoot a commercial for a sweepstakes Ellen: Fine with me. But only put up forty-five tickets for grabs. Tyler: You got it, Mom. (walks out of the kitchen to see Avery Jennings and Chloe James Avery: Oh no! Did Stan order 50 tickets to the concert? Tyler: Yeah, last time I trust a dog to order tickets. Chloe: Great, so what now? Tyler: I'm going to shoot a commercial for a sweepstakes to get rid of 45 of these. Avery: I wanna come! Chloe: Me too! Stan: I'll stay home. Tyler: Cool. Alright, we're off now. ===Scene 2=== At the Pasadena TV Place, Tyler is talking with Albert Advert about the commercial. Albert: Okay, we can start shooting now. It'll be broadcast throughout the nation. ===Scene 3=== In Chicago, aka the Shake It Up universe, CeCe Jones is watching TV CeCe: Whoa! What's this? Tyler: Hey, you! Would you like to go to the Pasadena Concert of Concertness but didn't have the money, or it was simply too far away? CeCe: Yes. Tyler: If you answered yes, 45 tickets are up for grabs by calling 1-800-PASADENA-CONCERT-OF-CONCERTNESS-TICKETS-1234 or going to pasadenaconcerttickets.com. You can get as many as ten tickets! Sounds awesome, right? Avery: Well, you should enter the sweepstakes right now. Chloe: Can I do the really fast talking part? Tyler: Sure! Chloe: (quickly) Pasadena Concert of Concertness tickets, a free sweepstakes. Must be 5 years or older to enter. See the website for more details. Cece: (turns off the TV) O-M-G!!!!!! Television: And now, W-O-M-G returns with O-M-G!!!!! CeCe: Okay then. In Miami, Austin Moon has watched the same commercial. ===Scene 4=== Austin: Ally! Trish! Dez! There's a sweepstakes for tickets to the Pasadena Concert of Concertness! Ally: Awesome! Enter for four tickets! We can all go! Dez: Yay! I love concerts of concertness. Austin: That's not the point. We're entered in the sweepstakes is the point. Trish: Yeah! That's awesome! Austin: This is gonna be cool. Ever since I've become a pop star, I've been IN concerts, and now I get to be a different preposition. I'm gonna be AT one! ===Scene 5=== A montage of Lindy Watson, Logan Watson, Jasmine, Garrett, and Delia Delfano, and just about every other Disney Channel main character winning the tickets, except Fish Hooks characters ===Scene 6=== At Lindy and Logan's house Delia: Dare me to drink my own pee? No problem. I'll dig some out of my backyard. (leaves) Jasmine: Okay, who invited Delia into the group again? Lindy: Delia's really cool. Garrett: No, I'm on Jasmine's side. Delia's weird. Logan: Me too. Lindy: But we all love her. Logan: We're going to the concert. The end. Lindy: Sure she's coming with us. Delia: (comes back and begins to drink the pee) I think I'm gonna be sick. ===Scene 7=== In Stevens Point, Liv, Maddie, Parker, Joey, Pete, and Karen are sitting in the living room. Liv: So, we won the sweepstakes for the concert. What's it for? Maddie: All the singers in the world. To be continued The Number 8 0 7996 sisfzjj4meo50q4anlu7pws5w5tf9o6 16208 2014-02-01T15:13:25Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: 1, 5, 29, jbfo9j9r1i3n, French fry, 8...
Luigi: 8 isn't a number, Mario. Mario: Right. I'll start over. 1, 4392u0, 439rh2,fuw39r8,3419732,3418372041,341923423,423,423042,34923,41341,236,4356,4567,4,878,9,65,3,41,4645,685,767,4351,323,,12345,678,9,09,8765,432,q,34,567,0-,0, 8 Luigi: Ugh.... I'm calling the 8 Police. Mario: Yeah right. 8, 8, 8, 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
88888888888888888888888888888888888. 8 Police officer: 8 isn't a number. It now goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,OO,9,10, and 18 is 1OO Hi 0 7999 bkhz0zbg4goodfccaz6ulhwv228w834 21534 2014-05-02T14:18:36Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show, and there is also a different episode with the same name of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==The Mario Show Script== Mario: Hi. Daisy: Hey, Mario. Peach: I just had a great idea. Luigi: What? Peach: Let's say Hi until Yoshi finishes his book! Daisy: That would take forever. He just started that book 5 minutes ago. It's got 520 pages! Mario: And I have pasta to cook. Luigi: I'm with you, Peach. Peach: Hi. Luigi: Hi. Yoshi: This book is rotten! (slams it shut) Peach: That lasted a lot shorter than I expected.' Luigi: yeah. ==The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back script== Coming soon Wario's at the Door 0 8009 0gd9zx6z50ixt3fu0bdcad9wlntox7r 19880 2014-03-27T16:00:39Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== Stef is watching Monsters Inc. when the doorbell rings. She gets up to open the door. Stef: Who the heck are you? Wario: Wario Wario Wario. Stef: You don't have to say your name three times. Wario: No, my middle and last names are Wario too. Matthew: Hello, Wario. Stef: You know this guy? Wario: Know him? We're really good friends! Mashed Up Holidays 0 8023 9y7xvc62uy7ik5hx9ibxp0xya1z550m 14596 2013-12-25T17:31:31Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: It's snowing on the 4th of July?! OMG, I must me dreaming! (pinches himself) More coming soon [[Category:Rando..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: It's snowing on the 4th of July?! OMG, I must me dreaming! (pinches himself) More coming soon Mr. Bollox Pees on Bowser for the FOURTH TIME! 0 8024 neww6ypjz95k7e4ewwtniyki1rlfcet 15519 2014-01-16T00:44:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Guess what! Bowser: What. Mr. Bollox: I'm here to pee on you. Bowser: I don't care. Mr. Bollox: Really? Bowser: I've gotten used to it. Mr. Bollox: Me too. Let's have a pee war. (They pee on each other) Bowser: Yummy umbrella juice. Bowser's Thanksgiving 0 8026 ki73qnh0l8w79e4sdgbq4kavjlvimll 18932 2014-03-17T01:34:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Chef G, Bowser's chef, is in the kitchen packing for a trip to California for Thanksgiving to see his parents. Bowser: (enters) Chef G, what do you think you're doing? Chef G: Um, packing for a trip. Bowser: Where do you think you're going? Chef G: To California to see my parents. Bowser: Who do you think you are? Chef G: Um, your-- Bowser: MY CHEF! It's Thanksgiving tomorrow, and Bowser Jr. and I don't know how the heck to cook! Chef G: Figure it out. I'm gonna go now. And don't you have Chef Peepee? Bowser: He's on vacation already.. Fine, but you're not getting paid until you come back. Chef G: You pay me 50 thousand dollars a day. I think I can live off of that. Bowser: I thought I was paying you 5,000. Chef G: You must be bad with zeroes. Bowser: Yeah, I always have. You can go, I don't mind, but how long will you be gone? Chef G: Till Monday. Bowser: So, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You can kiss 5 days worth of ka-ching goodbye. Chef G: Alright, then. That's settled. Bye. Bowser: OK, see you on Monday. Oh, and from now on, you get weekends off with full pay. We can order from a restaurant for our meals, and give a negative tip. Chef G: Great! BYEEEEEEEE! (leaves) Bowser: Junior! Bowser Jr.: Yeah, Dad? Bowser: Um, Chef G went to visit his parents for Thanksgiving. We're going to have to cook Thanksgiving dinner. How hard can it be, though? Chef G: Wait, did you say a negative tip? Bowser: Yes. Chef G: Bye then. Bowser: Alright, so first, we have to invite guests for tomorrow at five. Who do you want to have? Bowser Jr.: Well, I'll invite the Yoshis, the Toads, and Mr. Bollox. Bowser: And when you say the Toads, do you mean including Mr. Marlio? Bowser Jr.: Yes. Who are you inviting? Bowser: Mario, Luigi, Goomba, Koopa Troopa, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, and that's it. Bowser Jr. Okay, so what now? Bowser: We study all the cookbooks in the house. Bowser Jr.: OK. 7 hours later Bowser: Time to go to bed. What did we learn? Bowser Jr: Everything about cooking there is to know. Bowser: Awesome! Bowser Jr: LALA. Luigi the Architect 0 8048 87ipk7hcqiaki2xxje9vsvh5hhxdjp8 19762 2014-03-26T15:02:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Yes! I finally solved the Rubik's Cube. Youtube, you are fridaying awesome! Mario: Don't you have a job as an architect? Luigi: No..... Wait, I am! No I'm not! We're carpenters, plumbers, and we work at Burger King. And besides, I'm a horrible drawer. I tried to draw measurements for a house, but I said 10 inches instead of 10 feet, and the house is practically flat! Mario: OK.... Luigi: Flat house. Toad's Spam 0 8054 6suqeawkd37fjofogupf0b0ts18q0iv 14682 2013-12-27T20:47:25Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: Yay, time to check my e-mail. WHOA! I have 10,000 new emails. Uh-oh. (reads one) From Yoshi: H. (reads the..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: Yay, time to check my e-mail. WHOA! I have 10,000 new emails. Uh-oh. (reads one) From Yoshi: H. (reads the next e-mail) H. (continues to read emails with H in them and only H.) THIS IS SPAM! The War Begins 0 8072 8r309pmymjq8pz4yu5i25qx6hfydle5 16079 2014-01-29T15:19:37Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show. ==Script== Bowser: I'm going to set up a trap for Wario. (Bowser sets up the trap) Bowser: There we go. Now WArio will get trapped! Muahahahahahahaha! (WArio walks in and gets trapped) Wario: I declare prank war! Now get me out of this rope that's hanging me upside down! Bowser: Fine. (unties Wario) (Wario goes home) Wario: Waluigi, we're starting a war now. Against Bowser. Waluigi: A prank war? Wario: Sure! (calls Bowser) Bowser, call all your friends. We're having a prank war. Bowser: Alright then. We'll battle all around your house. Wario: See you then. And be warned. I have some mean tricks up my sleeves. And some awesome ones too. (flowers pop out of his sleeve and throws up a banana for Bowser) Bowser: Thanks. To be continued, to see the next part, read Locked in the Bathroom for 2 Minutes Eat My Shorts 0 8076 hq5ju3uznhpbwhetd0kcmcspkmhytff 14742 2013-12-29T18:24:48Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: (goes out and checks the mail) My shorts must be in this package. (opens the package) Hey, these shorts are mad..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: (goes out and checks the mail) My shorts must be in this package. (opens the package) Hey, these shorts are made of chicken. (To be continued) LOUD BURP 0 8077 ed1tk67yu7w01yk8dr9k265sg6h6oxh 21392 2014-04-30T11:23:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Okay, Mario, let's have a burp-off. Mario: Bring. It. On. (drinks 2 liters of Coke really fast and burps at 3000 decibels) Beat that. Wario: I think my eardrums just exploded. Person in Russia: Что это за шум? Wario: I think someone in Russia just said "Yto eto ea wym?" Mario: Yeah, he did. It means, "What was that sound?" Wario: Anyway, (drinks 9 liters of Coke and burps at 1000000000000000000000000000000 decibels.) Mr. Bollox Commercial: JPad 0 8080 ep7q1t8ptngvobnwthchjoex5nazyjg 14762 2013-12-30T14:16:21Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hey, everyone, it's Mr. Bollox, your favorite Goomba, and today I'm doing a commercial on something that's even better than iPads. We're going further down the alphabet, yeah, the commercial is on JPads! To be continued Waluiga, Yay! 0 8091 q6n65tt4dnb4qg0dmavssu8uiwn2yzp 21532 2014-05-02T12:42:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show,. ==Script== Waluiga: Yay! I'm Waluigi's twin sister. THE END! Welcome Home, Wario 0 8108 5k0vud3viv7hwwnovfxzu62rh8i2ir1 15845 2014-01-24T15:29:53Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Waluigi: Wow, things sure are boring around here without Wario. I need some fat to balance out my skinny. I have a great idea! I'll bust Wario out of jail. (goes into his car and drives to Hotel Amusement Park Jail) Meanwhile at the jail... Wario: Okay, so I can go home now? Police officer: Yeah, pretty much. Wario: Okay. (goes into his car and drives home) Now back to Waluigi's car Waluigi: I hope Wario's okay. That amusement park has a lot of accidents every single day. (gets out of the car) Hello, police officer. Can you tell me which cell WArio Wario Wario is in? Police officer: Not my job to keep track of crud like that. Waluigi: Do you have some kind of computer record or something? Police officer: We do. But it's 1000 pages long. Waluigi: Oh no! Can I access one of the computers? Police officer: Sure! Waluigi: Awesome, I'll do that. Meanwhile, Wario has arrived home. Wario: Waluigi? You there? Hello? Oh no! He must have come looking for me! Oh boy, he won't be home for a while. (goes to cook a garlic-based lunch) (eats the lunch) Gosh, he must be sifting through a computer record right now! The jail is 90 minutes away from here! In the jail Walugi: Page 392 and still no sign of Wario. Police officer from the beginning of the episode: Wario got out of jail 3 hours ago. Waluigi: Oh, well then, I'll go back home. Wario: WAIT! Don't go home yet! Waluigi: WARIO! YOU'RE HERE AGAIN! Wario: Yeah, what a day! I didn't see you at home. What did you see in the records? Waluigi: One person was arrested for letting their dog poop on the sidewalk. Wario: That's it? That's the only interesting thing you saw? OK then. Let's go to McDonald's to celebrate! Waluigi: Great idea! I'll have a Big Mac meal . Mr. Bollox 's Mother 0 8109 nwp2qikapfk4psocbor0zp4w3whzmh8 14822 2013-12-31T15:05:56Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Oh, hi, Mom. Mr. Bollox's mom: Yeah, hi. COMING SOON. [[C..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Oh, hi, Mom. Mr. Bollox's mom: Yeah, hi. COMING SOON. Wario and Waluigi Are OK 0 8110 249t1ch27cu9tv2yetvbdx8cvd4o2gx 21538 2014-05-02T16:09:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Hey, didn't we explode in the last episode, Waluigi? Waluigi: Yes. Cereal Fail 0 8117 edj1d0abg6qjtyg9z16vml4gmpz2d3r 15374 2014-01-11T23:32:55Z Matt11111 5219805 This is the pilot episode of America's Awesomest Home Videos. ==Script== Matt11111: Hey, everyone! It's Matt! And welcome to the very first episode of America's AWesomest Home Videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random person in the audience: Too many exclamation points. Matt: Anyway, here we go. Now, in this show, we show lots of home videos submitted by awesome people out there. And at the end of the show, everyone in the audience votes for the awesomest video. The person in the best video will win a randomly selected prize at the end from one of 10 doors. Now, let's get to the videos! Cut to the first video A boy, his sister, their parents, and a dog are watching TV. Boy: What a great show! Girl: Wow, those guns are loaded! Arm guns if you know what I mean. Mom: Oh yeah. If it were shooting guns we wouldn't be watching this show. Dad: I would. Mom: Of course you would. (A squirrel comes into the living room out of nowhere) All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(3 MINUTES LATER)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The end of video number 1 Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Family from the video: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... Oh, Hi, Mom! I'm on TV! Mom: Of course you are. Matt: Now time for video number 2 Video #2 Baby: AB, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The end! Matt: Baby, you're definitely not winning. Random person in the audience: Definitely not. Baby: Waaaaaaaaahhhh! Matt: Video number 3! Video 3 Luigi: Oh boy! (jumps and falls down the stairs and bounces back up) What the....? Oh, a trampoline! (jumps again and comes back up) (continues for 8 minutes) End Random person in the audience: That was a great video! Matt: Sure was. Skip the Ad 0 8147 amroad4kx5qrjjai30laahmo9q1rgji 16182 2014-02-01T02:35:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: Ah, it's that time of day again where I browse YouTube. (comes across a video with a 15-second ad.) Ah, I can just skip this one after 5 seconds. (watches the video) Yeah! (punches a chair and destroys it) (comes across another video with a 6-minute, unskippable ad) WHAT THE?!?!?!??!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Frustrating Vending Machine 0 8148 ci9svcnnsziekqcpmkgzhk1kgoajgfa 17112 2014-02-11T20:09:04Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is dancing in the living room. Luigi: Hi, Mario. Mario: Wassup? Luigi: Wazzuuuuuuuuup? (calls people on the phone) Mr. Bollox: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuup? Mr. Marlio: Wazuuuuuup? Daisy: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? Yoshi: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuup? Mario: Wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? Sonic: Wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? Luigi: I LIKE PIE! Sonic: Luigi, you killed it. Luigi: (hangs up) Anyway, I need to go to the store to get some stuff. Can you go to our money building and get me like 300 dollars? Mario: Will do. (gets the money) Luigi: Thanks. (walks out) Everyone else, still on the phone: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? At the store Luigi: All right. I need this Rubik's Cube set, 2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8, and a few other Rubik's things, and that is 75 dollars. 225 left to spend. (in the food section) Okay, I have some bread, cheese, eggs, milk, chips, fruit, and other stuff. Okay, that's 150 dollars, so I have 75 to spend. I know! I'll spend it on vending machine things! (walks over to the vending machine) Okay, I'll take as many Gatorades as I can buy with 75 dollars. They are 1 dollar and 50 cents, so 75.00/1.50=50 Gatorades. Viewer: What the.... I didn't get into this show to learn math! (throws the TV out the window) Luigi: I have a horrible feeling I lost a fan. Viewer 2: Well I have a feeling you're gonna lose another one (throws the TV out the window) and there you go. Luigi: Oh, graham crackers. I'll take twenty orange Gatorades, and maybe 30 fruit punch.
Yaaaaay! Orange!
Luigi inserts a 50 dollar bill and the machine does not accept it. Luigi: Only accepts 1 and 5 dollar bills. Anyone got change for a 50 and a 20? Smart Guy: I do. (Gives Luigi 14 5-dollar bills. Luigi: WOW. THANKS! Smart Guy: ur welcum THE THREE HUNDRED FIFTY FIFTH EPISODE SPECTACULAR! 0 8160 08mcgsju2pfcc5crh5w197bwykvcqfy 14948 2014-01-03T18:17:10Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, Mario, Luigi, I think, this is our 355TH EPISODE! Luigi: We must have missed 350. [[Cate..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, Mario, Luigi, I think, this is our 355TH EPISODE! Luigi: We must have missed 350. BOOM 0 8161 gy0jlawl5qxse9fdrddmyteis6qzruc 18337 2014-03-08T14:26:57Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Ah, what an average day. OH MY GOD! ANOTHER BOMB IN MY NOSE! Luigi: NOOOOOO! THERE'S ONE IN MY NOSE TOOOOOOOOO! (Mario and Luigi explode) Luigi: (in ashes) Well, we should be fine by the next episode. Mario: And when is that coming on? Luigi: In about 2 weeks. Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(9 TRILLION EPISODES LATER)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(AFTER THE SHOW IS CANCELLED)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(AFTER THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................................... ==Trivia== This was the worst episode ever. Cooking with Luigi: Pizza Cake 0 8172 4cafawe0s008f8efjach7wk34menjy1 16148 2014-01-31T14:50:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Hey, everyone! It's me, Luigi. Today we're cooking pizza cake. You have two options, to make it the fattest pizza ever, or the flattest cake ever. If you want to make the fattest pizza, you just need to use your randomly newfound icing skills on a cake to make a realistic-looking pizza. For the flattest cake, just order a pizza. Obviously these two recipes are totally different. In fact the second one isn't a recipe at all. Mario Chops Down a Tree 0 8173 0wvcobckg4d6aclwcdoobrfgv8faok8 17856 2014-02-24T13:33:12Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I have no idea what could go wrong by chopping down this tree. (chops it down) The tree falls over, hits a car with a man in it, he calls the police department, Mario runs off, jumps on top of a building, finds the nearest vending machine, gets a Coke, finds the police officer right behind him, and goes to jail for 2 minutes. Police officer: Okay, it has been two minutes. You can go now. Mario: Really? Police officer: Yeah.... it wasn't really a bad crime. Upside Down Wario 0 8196 rqcxzzb8x2ha76krbox98fkv6l9v767 15032 2014-01-05T19:48:29Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Wa! I need to make my life a little out of the ordinary. I know! I'll learn how to float and then turn myself ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Wa! I need to make my life a little out of the ordinary. I know! I'll learn how to float and then turn myself into a fairy! Then I can float around upside down. At the Turn-into-a-Fairy Stadium More coming soon. EAT THIS 0 8199 mc0yj42p4ynrio2708r8fwvw9phv200 15041 2014-01-05T21:40:52Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: (sneaks up behind Mario) EAT THIS! Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why should I eat it? What is it? Luigi: F..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: (sneaks up behind Mario) EAT THIS! Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why should I eat it? What is it? Luigi: Frozen soda. Mario: It looks like frozen pee. Luigi: It isn't! I'll prove it. (pees on the floor and scoops up the pee) See? This looks nothing like it. Mario: Yes it does. Luigi: Fine, you got me. Mario: (grabs a Fire Flower) Here we go! (throws a fireball at Luigi) Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That hurt. Well 2 can play at that game. (grabs an Ice Flower and freezes Mario) Mario: (garbled speaking) Luigi: Whaaaat? All Sonic Characters Are Friends 0 8203 s0l53pmwrgu3jjxlkegrotkseyprwd4 15775 2014-01-22T16:19:21Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Sonic Style. ==Script== Sonic: Hi, Dr. Eggman. Dr. Eggman: I've been thinking, Sonic. We should all become friends. Sonic: Exactly what I came to talk to you about. Let's do it! Dr. Eggman: Okay. Sonic: I'll tell Blaze, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver that the war is over. Dr. Eggman: What war? Things have been pretty quiet for a while between us. Sonic: Yeah, it has. Well, bye. Sonic Speed! (runs off to his house) At Sonic's house, Blaze, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver are playing Truth or Dare, and Silver is drinking his own pee. Tails: Yuck! Amy: I know, right? Sonic: (enters) Hey guys. The war between us and Dr. Eggman's side is over. Knuckles: Yay! Shadow: All right. Silver: That pee was disgusting! Sonic: Okay, what'd I miss? Silver: We were playing Truth or Dare and Knuckles dared me to pee in a cup and drink it. Sonic: Gross! I dare Blaze to put a chair on the roof of the house and fall off. The White Link 0 8204 kp2mqczj3b3yncgwak06d4p2w59l1rz 21128 2014-04-26T13:32:25Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, I've never seen a white link before. Luigi: I've heard white links transport you somewhere random in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario clicks the link and goes to Peach and Daisy's castle. Peach: Hey, Mario. (kiss) What are you doing here? Mario: I got here by clicking on a white link. Peach: How did you even see it? Mario: It was on a black background. Peach: All right then. Now that you're here, let's do some Olympic things. Mario: Let's start with the 100-meter sprint. Peach: First let's call Luigi and Daisy. (Mario calls Luigi and Peach calls Daisy, and the all line up at the starting line.) Peach: We bought an authentic Olympic clock to see how well we do. Mario: Good idea. Peach: GOOOOO!!!!!! To be continued. This will be fun! Gender Swap 0 8205 6v0fzuk2e5ymf0huu56n6xzthmlakkr 18028 2014-02-28T21:29:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, look at this gender swap machine I found at the Koopa Shop. Luigi: Don't fire me with it. Peach: I've always wanted to see what it's like to be a boy. Daisy: Me too. Luigi: I'll do it. So how does it work? Mario: Koopa Troopa said to make it work, I have to pick the gender to swap someone into, boy to girl or girl to boy, and possibly girl to girl or boy to boy, then point it at someone, and they will change their gender. Luigi: Cool. Zap me first. (Mario sets the dial for Female and zaps Luigi and himself. Then he turns Peach and Daisy into boys.) Peach: I'm a boy now. (grows huge mustache) I'm gonna have to get used to this. Daisy: Well now that we're different genders we need new names. Mario: Instead of Maria pronounced /MAR-ee-uh/ I'll be /muh-REE-uh/ Luigi: Luiga makes no sense. I'll be Louise. Peach: Let's pick a different fruit name for me. How about Apple? Daisy: Okay, and I'll be Bob. Louise: Oooo.. kay? Apple: Now that I have a huge mustache, 我們可以停在一個理髮店？ Maria: Sure. Louise: What did she, I mean he say? Maria: Can we stop at a barbershop? Louise: Oh. Bob: Um, I know of one. Hundred. Let's Take the Pizza and Run! 0 8206 iqm4hlfswsua6u6pzeo5iqj9b8al1dx 19059 2014-03-18T01:17:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: (at a pizzeria) I'd like one large cheese pizza please. You: That'll be 2500 dollars. Waluigi: What?! That is such a huge milk ripoff. You: Here's the pizza. (shows the pizza to Waluigi) Where's your money? Waluigi: Wait a minute. When I said large I didn't mean as large as half the pizzeria! You: Now do you understand the price? Waluigi: No, this is worth 1250. I bring 6 dollars to pizzerias! This is the worst pizzeria ever. (runs off with the pizza) You: Oh well. It's hard work making those pizzas anyway. Where's Autocorrect when you need it? 0 8207 qz93md27m1yyu3k4xafhspgvlmptnmp 18965 2014-03-17T14:50:38Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is sending a text to Peach and types "Your awesome" Grammar Police officer: How dare you type the wrong You're in a text? You're going to jail for 2 minutes. Mario: What?? Ah, this is one of the moments I wish autocorrect would fix that kinda stuff. Curse you Apple! Cut! 0 8208 btnfmt8tq5jyvfo9zkn5wt4olaqojcd 21035 2014-04-23T22:53:14Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is in his living room recording a video. Mario: And hey, how can Goombas play Mario Super Sluggers? They don't even have hands? And now I'm gonna show you how to solve a Rubik's Cube. Wait, where are my cubes? Ah darn it! Cut. Luigi: Okay. Your cubes are on the k--k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kitchen table. Also, why do you have an 11x11x11 Rubik's Cube? Mario: I've never figured out how to solve it. So.. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know. I can't even solve an 8x8x8. I can do 7x7x7. Actually, I can do the 11x11. Luigi: Okay, then. Mario: Once you know how to solve a 5x5, you can do anything. Gender Swap Again! Noooooo 0 8209 t1fn5m4iaugdg7jt57lffis29exj8bs 16234 2014-02-02T18:30:26Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hello, everyone. Luigi: Hi. Peach: Hi. Daisy and Waluigi: Hi. Wario: Hi. Peach: Yay, the Gender Swap machine is back! Wario: I've heard of this machine. Can I be Waria? Waluigi: I'll be Walinda. Luigi: I'll still be Louise. I love that name. Peach: I'll keep the name Apple. Daisy: What was I again? Oh right, Bob. I'll keep that one too. Mario: Okay, here we go. (changes everyone's gender) FIRE!!!! 0 8210 a78gc77b84u32fgvjofbb59vgz7rdfm 21697 2014-05-06T14:33:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario is at an airport with Waluigi Wario: FIRE!!!!! Random person: A fire? Random person 2: Where? 1000 random people: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIE!!!! Episode 567 0 8245 ozjn831y3ncsjp31cjecrawboiqpqsx 15102 2014-01-06T15:25:21Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Hey, Waluigi. Waluigi: Whaat? Wario: I think this is the 567th episode. Yay. Yes. No. 0 8246 et4znbth396ur9hc0t4lk3ueozqtb51 18239 2014-03-06T18:40:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: 1 is a prime number. Luigi: It only has 1 factor. So it is not. Mario: Yes. Luigi: No. Mario: No. Luigi: Yes. Mario: Hmmmm... Up Luigi: Down Mario: Crunchy Luigi: Smooth Mario: Fat Luigi: Skinny Mario: I'm doing the dishes, cleaning the toilet, buying the pizza, going shopping, doing the cheese eating competition and getting fat. Luigi: No, I'm doing all that. Waluigi's the President, part 1 0 8250 min96wdwwrs00xdqp0jbqanoypaj998 16141 2014-01-31T00:18:55Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the first part of the Waluigi's the President special. Here is the second part ==Script== Waluigi: Wario, do you think that I could become president? Wario: Maybe. Waluigi: I'll try. 3 months later, it's Election Day, and lots of people are shown voting for Waluigi W. Wario. Waluigi gets the news that he won the election. Waluigi: What? WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARIO! I DID IT! I LOVE YOU SIR! WOOHOOOOO! YAAAAAAY! (breaks some furniture) Wario: You're paying for that. Waluigi: Fine. Waluigi spends the next 2 and a half months dancing until Inauguration Day. Waluigi: I danced all the way here! I Waluigi Waluigi Wario, do solemnly swear that I'm the awesome president and you non-presidents SUCK! HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding, don't cwy! You are awesome too! And my vice president is my brother, Wario Wario Wario. Wario: Hi. Waluigi: And my first order of business is to pass a law that there is NO SPEED LIMIT! No, I take it back. Crowd: Awwwwwwwwwwww Waluigi: Anyway, I'm open to all law suggestions. Also, barking like a dog and burping the alphabet to F are now legal. Yep. 0 8252 qfqf9jtz15dc63kup2fyp28kkg56a9k 17476 2014-02-16T01:31:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: So, Wario, do you like eating a lot? Wario: Yep. Isn't it obvious you potato wedge? Mario: If I'm a potato wedge, then what are you? Wario: A big chicken. Wario Gets Out of Jail For Good Behavior 0 8253 f4bimb3zox5ynqd27da8t5qakbnye1h 15354 2014-01-11T02:50:19Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Wario: Hi, Officer. Police officer: Hello. You're getting out of jail for good behavior. Wario: Isn't there a way I could stay here for about 3 more months? Police officer: Nope. Rules are rules. Wario: Awwwwww. Well, see you next time I'm naked. Mrs. Waluigi's Place 0 8254 3md0ttuh2dn0s8tq1dvra4b9dfizdc1 19130 2014-03-19T13:05:54Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. Note that this episode should be called Walinda's Place, but Matt changed the name from Mrs. Waluigi to Walinda in Gender Swap Again! Noooooo, the prequel to this episode. ==Script== Walinda: Oh boy! I love being a girl! I was let into the WNBA because of it. But then I retired after I was fouled 129379132650196231 times. So physical! YOU STUPID FUDDYDUDDYSTUDDYBUDDYCUDDYPUDDYMUDDYTUDDY 0 8256 3dbsxnb8a8f6fq2bwmx5kro3inqoa2f 21537 2014-05-02T15:20:58Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser's Mom: (to Goomba #681) YOU STUPID FUDDYDUDDYSTUDDYBUDDYCUDDYPUDDYMUDDYTUDDY! Goomba: Who needs you? (explodes) Bowser's Mom: Crud! I thought it was opposites day. YOU AWESOME FUDDYDUDDYSTUDDYBUDDYCUDDYPUDDYMUDDYTUDDY! Goomba: (comes back) Thanks. You're an awesome fuddyduddysoappeeturkeysandwichiwanttea or whatever. Bowser's mom: Fuddyduddystuddybuddycuddypuddymuddytuddy Bowser's Beach Resort 0 8257 k3wm0iqelr258w3lxuh8s96wbsbrqfn 15134 2014-01-06T20:44:42Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: Hey, guys! It's Bowser. And I have created a beach resort for everybody. It features, 19 restaurants, boat re..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: Hey, guys! It's Bowser. And I have created a beach resort for everybody. It features, 19 restaurants, boat rentals, a spa, and 3 hotels. No. No. No. No. 0 8281 f303g7kv18omluqnic6hvu7i69t743v 20083 2014-04-01T22:16:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (At Mario and Luigi's house) Mario: Let's have a no party! Luigi: Wats that? Mario: A party where you say no to everything! Luigi:Okay! I'm gonna call Mr. Bollox to film us. (After calling Mr. Bollox) Luigi: He's coming with his mother. Mr. Bollox: Hello. Mr. Bollox's mom:Hi! Mario: Welcome to my no party! Let's all say no! Luigi: No.No.No.No. Mr. Bollox: (gets camera out) Okay.... Mr. Bollox's mom: NO! NO! no. n0! Mr. Bollox: No no no no no no no. Hello, everyone. It's Mr. Bollox. Today we're doing a commercial on No parties! As you can see, Mario, Luigi, and my idiot mom are saying No behind me, and that's what you do at a no party. You say no! Awesome! Waluigi's the President, part 2 0 8255 i1fdnm7b0of1cydpps3fvi62e7f5e41 15559 2014-01-18T02:12:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, and second part of the Waluigi's the President event. Here's the first part ==Script== Waluigi: (in the Oval Office) It's great being president. I've made the United States so much better. Wait, this means the Mushroom Kingdom is in the USA, not Italy. Ah well. Wario: So, what awesome laws do you think Congress is coming up with? Waluigi: I dunno. Let's switch scenes. In the Senate House, Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi are coming up with laws Mario: How about we designate one day where no one needs to go to work, and any shoplifting is legal? Luigi: I like it. Yoshi: Me too! Other person 1: Yes! Other person 2: Oh yeah! The next 95 people in the Senate all agree. Luigi: (sends the law to the White House) Waluigi: (at the White House) A new law! One day where no one in the US needs to go to work, stores are all open, buses are free to drive, and shoplifting is legal. It should be June 15. The Ides of June. Mwahahahaahha. (stamps a big [OK] all over it) Nah, it should be June 17. Seventeen is awesome! Wario: Yay, a new law! Awesome. Waluigi: Oh no. I just got an email saying I should be impeached for no reason! It says it's from Wario. Wario: Just kidding. Waluigi: Nice one. Wario: Heh, there must be another Wario. Nope. 0 8291 i8a37dfj8urjlr673f38zyqi7v0zwcp 15190 2014-01-07T23:10:35Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: So, you getting a jetpack at the Jetpack Store, Luigi? Luigi: Nope. I'm getting a kcaptej. It's a jet..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: So, you getting a jetpack at the Jetpack Store, Luigi? Luigi: Nope. I'm getting a kcaptej. It's a jetpack that drills a hole in the ground instead of making you go up. Mario: Okay, but I'm getting a jetpack. Fairly OddStuff 4 0 8299 796k1mvgnbrhht4wogj21cqiww4viil 20656 2014-04-15T16:22:06Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show, it's a continuation of Fairly OddStuff, Fairly OddStuff 2, and Fairly OddStuff 3. ==Script== (At Herp and Derp's Best Western hotel room) Herp: So, it's seems like you guys had a crazy week. Wanda: It was pretty crazy, and next time I'm gonna make sure Random Guy isn't Cosmo's doctor. Mario: I looked it up. Random Guy is a little bit dead. Everyone cheers Mario: He got hit by a bus speeding at 1,000,000,000,000 miles per hour Timmy: Exactly. Sparky: I'm thirsty. I'm gonna find lemonade. Poof: Poof, poof, Mama. Wanda: You too, Poof? Alright, but come right back, okay? Poof: Poof, poof. Mario:So, where would they get the lemonade? Derp: At the front desk, they can ask where they have some fresh lemonade. Luigi: I hope next time there are no evil doctors for fairies. Dr. Rip Studwell: Nope. Random Guy was just my replacement while I was in Australia. Herp: That's sure good to hear. Rip Studwell: Yeah, he got hit by a bus because of me. Not Today 0 8302 lg13fq98qt1i5ai3t7xzt82e11lw737 19187 2014-03-19T22:04:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox's dad: Hi, Mr. Bollox. Mr. Bollox: Hi. Um, what are you doing at my house? Mr. Bollox's dad: I just wanted to see how you and Mr. Marlio are doing. Mr. Bollox: Uhh, he's in the bathroom. Mr. Marlio: Hi, Mr. Mr. Bollox's dad. Mr. Bollox's dad: Hello, Mr. Marlio. Are you coming out of the bathroom any time soon? Mr. Marlio: Not until Mr. Bollox lets me out by pressing that button over there. So, not today. (Mr. Bollox goes over, presses the button, and they are all suddenly in the bathroom) Mr. Marlio: Hi, Mr. Mr. Bollox's dad. What are you doing here? AAAAAH! DON'T LOOK AT MY PEE! IT'S BLUE! Mr. Bollox's dad: What the heck? Mr. Marlio: No, just kidding. Playing with Gold Thingies 0 8347 sk30op0xm0vjza02figgsnpeca698yc 21302 2014-04-28T13:04:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser is playing with golden statues with Bowser Jr. Bowser's statue of himself shoots Luigi's statue, held by Jr. Bowser: This is fun. Bowser Jr.: (inhales all the gold thingies) I win. Bowser: You're grounded. Bowser Jr.: (throws up the gold thingies) Bowser: Never mind. Let's keep playing. Jackpot! Bowser Jr.: Grounding averted. Ka-ching! I love this job! Bowser: What job? Bowser Jr.: Uh..... L00K 0V3R TH3R3 Bowser Jr. Sneaks Into An R-Rated Movie 0 8353 mlagd123n9id2q6la7uljlfp6rp0ssi 18728 2014-03-13T23:01:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: Let's sneak into a PG-rated movie, Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr.:Okay, I guess... (Bowser and Bowser Jr. open the door, and a giant banana is eating the town) Bowesr Jr: (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! CLOSE THE DOOR, DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!! Bowser:(closes the door) Ooops, I think we sneaked into an R-rated movie. Bowser Jr: I'm never going with you to sneak into movies, EVER AGAIN!!!! EVER! EVER! EVER! Bowser: You're grounded. Bowser Jr.: Sorry. Bowser: You're ungrounded. Bowser Jr.: Yay! (Eats some popcorn) Bowser: That popcorn was supposed to be for the movie. Bowser Jr.: I don't care! Bowser: Eh, me neither. Easy as Not Pie 0 8367 icstka7hjy075keav21tfoy6tow9y1f 15342 2014-01-11T00:42:22Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: Fixed the TV. Birdo: Easy as pie. Yoshi: No. Pies are fridaying hard! [[Category..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: Fixed the TV. Birdo: Easy as pie. Yoshi: No. Pies are fridaying hard! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee 0 8368 e0zn3gff2q9dq93emuqn3esuqjqpsjd 21634 2014-05-04T19:07:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Sonic Style, and the most idiotic one too. ==Script== Sonic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Tails: What? Dr. Eggman: He said, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Tails: Oh. EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEE Silver: Not quite. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Sonic: That was it, Silver. And now... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Tails explodes The end. Where's My Guitar? 0 8366 oojp7r4wvxi95r8vj0uvbwelotvibx9 15347 2014-01-11T02:30:04Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I love our new house. Waluigi: Let's make an epic song about it! Waluigi starts strumming his guitar and Wario gets his drumsticks Waluigi: (singing) Oh yeah! We have a brand new house Wario: Shinier than before! Waluigi: Yeah baby, we have a new car too Wario: With a glove compartment that turns on the light. FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waluigi: (continues strumming so fast that it launches out the door into their trash can.) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wario: The garbage truck is coming any minute! (The garbage truck comes and takes the garbage away) Waluigi: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Both: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wait, why are we both crying when we can just drive after our guitar. Okay, this is pretty cool. Stop talking. No you stop. I'll say something. This stinks now. I have an idea. You say something totally random. Flipperboobootosis bananorama. Are you kidding? That's not even a real word? (They start driving towards the truck) ===Scene 2=== Wario: Okay, we're closing in. Now, I'm gonna have you go to the roof of the car and jump onto the truck. Waluigi: Whatever you say, boss. Wario: Stop buttering me up. (Waluigi climbs to the roof and jumps to the truck successfully.) Wario: Yaaaaay! (The truck starts speeding up) Wario: Noooooo! I'll see you at the landfill. Waluigi: What? I can't hear you. I'll just meet you at the landfill. Wario: Okay. ===Scene 3=== Waluigi is at the landfill. Waluigi: Well, Wario should be here any minute. And I have the guitar. Yoshi: Hi, Waluigi. Just picking up your guitar? Waluigi: Yeah, it launched all the way to the garbage can earlier. Now I'm waiting for Wario to pick me up. Wario: (shows up) Come on in. Waluigi: Okay. (hops in the car) I guess the moral of this story is not to strum a guitar too fast. Wario: And don't jump onto garbage trucks. Just follow them to the landfill. Waluigi: Yeah. (pops a 6 of hearts out of his hand) Wario: You've had that all this time and I didn't notice? Another Bomb, this time in my pants 0 8369 l8hombthygdf2hwq8l2clyre3jzk1pe 18646 2014-03-13T12:53:11Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (looks inside his pants) Oh hey, there's finally a bomb that isn't in my nose. Waluigi: Great! Wario: (explodes) Waluigi: Throw. (throws Wario's ashes out the window) Wario: Asheees The Card Trick 0 8370 gjljlb4n3lbpxbejedguq94czoz7c4u 20366 2014-04-07T21:34:44Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Hi, Yoshi. I have something to show you. (takes out a deck of cards) Pick a card. Yoshi: Okay. I love magic tricks.(picks the 5 of clubs) Mario: (eats the rest of the deck) Now put it back. Yoshi: Where???? Mario: Just put it in my hand. Yoshi: Okay (puts it in his hand) Mario: Your card was the 5 of clubs. Yoshi: THAT WAS THE WORST CARD TRICK EVER! Mario: Thanks. I appreciate that. Yoshi: Huuuuuh? Mario: I'm in a club of UnMagicians. We call our club the Magic Ians. Yoshi: Oh. Hi, Ian. Mario: Yeah, and the football championship isn't the Super Bowl. It's the Superb Owl. Yoshi: (hoots like an owl named Bunky) Mario: Hi there, Bunky. Anyway, come to my UnMagic Show at the LuigiDome. 4,000 people are already coming. Yoshi: Sure. How much is a ticket? Mario: Free, just for you. Yoshi: Thanks. Pario: I love golf. Mario: Who the fish are you? Pario: Your golf alter ego, Pario. See you. Mario: My dear old fish, go and boil your head. Translation: See you. Pario: Bye. (leaves) Yoshi: Well, let's go! ===Scene 2=== At the LuigiDome Mario: Hey, everyone. It's your favorite UnMagicians, Mario and Luigi. And for our first trick, I am going to throw this Rubik's Cube and it will come back to me scrambled. (throws to Luigi) (Luigi scrambles the cube and tosses it back to Mario) The audience starts laughing their heads off. Mario: Thank you. And now we're going to make this deck of cards completely blank. Luigi: Here we go! (puts white-out all over the cards) Yoshi: Hahaha! That is awesome. And I thought the eating the cards was the craziest trick ever. I need to join this Magic Ians club. WAH-WAH!! 0 8371 gm1bdvdz6sg0lxwleu9qwtvfndd6k2k 21171 2014-04-26T23:30:50Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: WAH-WAH! I JUST PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF MY NOSE! Waluigi: Wah-wah! I just found the card you were thinking of. Wario: (looks at the card) Wah-wah!I was thinking of the jack of hearts. What does that mean? Waluigi: It means, Wah-wah! (eats the 5 of clubs) Tasty. The Trick Coin 0 8372 8pg6c1shl3hp1bc4wietiqd9hp1eh9z 15352 2014-01-11T02:48:20Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Heads or tails, Mario? HEADS! (flips a coin) It's heads. (flips it 384619362501639156398641836596193 more ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Heads or tails, Mario? HEADS! (flips a coin) It's heads. (flips it 384619362501639156398641836596193 more times and they are all heads) Mario: How the.... What the..... Huuuuuuuuh? A Day in the Life of the Mario Bros 0 8373 jyyhcm65dyizinfo3i5r2q6rgnr3m5w 16143 2014-01-31T01:14:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Announcer: Welcome to another great episode of The Mario Show. Or it may be terrible depending on your standards. Anyway, today we're going to take a look at a day in the life of the Mario Brothers, Mario and Luigi, but why are you listening to me? I bet you want to watch the episode. ===Scene 2=== Waking up (Alarm clock dances) Luigi: You get it. Mario: No you get it. (Luigi throws it out the window) Mario: Thanks. That's really annoying. Forget this alarm clock thing. I am never waking up to an alarm clock again. We wake up whenever. Breakfast (Mario and Luigi get 3 eggs, 10 strips of bacon, one tomato, 9 pancakes, and a cup of tea each.) Crazy dream telling Mario: I had a dream last night where I could just float around all the time. Luigi: Oh yeah?! Well, I had a dream where Wario was skinny. Mario: Okay, you win this-a round, but this is far from over. To be continued... I really don't feel like finishing this episode right now. ===Scene 3=== Okay I'm back. NOT! Alright, seriously, let's get going again. L Car and M Car Luigi: Okay, Mario, your turn to drive. Mario (presses the M Car button) I'm gonna go to McDonald's. Typical McDonald's order Mario: Two number 15s with Cokes and barbecue sauce. Cashier: That'll be 17 dollars. Luigi: (pays) ===Scene 4=== A round of video games Luigi: Time to play Wii Skinny. Oh, hey! That's me! ENERGY BALL!!!!!! 0 8374 qs5bei5rzasdz3o339or9h3nps7r1mb 18847 2014-03-15T21:41:19Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Goomba: This fight is getting awesome! Koopa Troopa: Yeah it is! Go John Ce-ENERGY BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!! Goomba: You can't catch me! Koopa Troopa: Throw. Goomba: .....(explodes) Koopa Troopa: Yaaaaaaaaay! I got rid of that abomination. Goomba: (comes back to life) Not cool! Gluglugluglugluglugluuuuuuuuuug 0 8377 eedtagrnl8cla0kpd7lswu4vu5yq0cf 16192 2014-02-01T13:33:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Oops, it looks like the title of the show has been removed. Yay. Take this link to see which show it is, because this wiki has a lot. Also you're wearing the color red somewhere in your clothes. Or blue or green or a jack of spades. ==Script== Yoshi: A free cup of water! Glugluglulgulgulgulgulguluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug. Mario: You just drank Luigi! Wario Stays in Jail for the rest of the Season 0 8378 3y5df7b8zogwppuns42xyzciksayazf 15368 2014-01-11T23:18:06Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I love jail! Wario's cell phone rings, and he picks up. It's Waluigi, and a police officer show..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I love jail! Wario's cell phone rings, and he picks up. It's Waluigi, and a police officer shows up. Police officer: Well you'll love this news! You're staying in jail for the rest of this season. Waluigi: (on phone) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME TAKE ME TO JAIL! Wario: (hangs up) Great! ===Scene 2=== Waluigi: I have a great idea! (goes to the bank) Hi, I'm gonna rob this bank. Bank employee: Fine. (gives Waluigi 10,000 dollars) Waluigi: Rats! That plan failed. But thanks for the money. Employee: No problem. Waluigi: (walks home) Now what do I do? I know! (runs around naked) This'll surely get me to jail. Random guy on the street: Nope, you have clothes on. Waluigi: Curse you magic wand in my hand! How am I gonna get to jail? Random guy on the street: Why don't you just DRIVE there? Waluigi: I am so stupid! Good idea. Thanks! (drives to Hotel Amusement Park Jail) Yay! (goes to find Wario) ===Scene 3=== Wario: Waluigi may be coming, officer. WAluigi: HERE I AM! waRIO: WOOHOO! The Wii 0 8381 cy4bck267ozuqrxfgxuatfe5z46nyr7 21578 2014-05-03T22:46:59Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Yoshi, Daisy, Waluigi, and Bowser are walking down the street when they come across a Wii. Yoshi: A Wii! Cool! Waluigi: What should we do with it? Bowser: Buy some remotes, go to my castle and start playing? Daisy: I guess. Yoshi: But who knows what might happen? It could turn out we got the wrong controllers because it's a PlayStation 4. Waluigi: And how likely is that? Yoshi: Off to the Nintendo Store! ===Scene 2=== At the Nintendo Store Yoshi: Okay, so, what color remotes should we get? I want blue. Bowser: Black. Daisy: Red. Waluigi: White. Yoshi: Okay. (picks up the remotes) Daisy: Let's go to the cash register. At the cash register Cashier: Sorry, if you buy 4 remotes you must also buy a Wii. Sorry, shop policy. Waluigi: Okay, we'll be right back. Back in the aisles Waluigi: So this Wii is rubbish now. (smashes it to the ground) Daisy: Here's a Wii. Let's get some Nunchuks and games. 5 minutes later..... Waluigi: Can't..... Carry.... It.... All...... (falls over) ===Scene 3=== Yoshi: Let's get a cart or something. Bowser: Good idea. Daisy: Already got one (puts everything in) Waluigi: Thank you. Daisy: What are we waiting for? Who has the money? Yoshi: I always have 1,000 dollars with me. Of course I have a million outside. Bowser: Perfect! Yoshi: Let's go! At the cash register Cashier: 1 Wii, 4 remotes, 4 Nunchuks, 4 Wii MotionPlus controllers, and 10 games. That totals to.... 750 dollars. Yoshi: (gives the cashier 8 hundreds) Cashier: And 50 dollars in change. Have a great day! Yoshi: Let's play! ===Scene 4=== Coming soon. UR NOT TELEKINETIC! 0 8382 f0pcyhcmn0z041nuq1qny6m91ossnnm 15381 2014-01-12T17:25:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: (on camera) Hey, paisanos! It's that time of day again. It's time for BowserTube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: (on camera) Hey, paisanos! It's that time of day again. It's time for BowserTube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, I'm gonna make this can of Pepsi fall over with my mind. (moves his hand to the left) (can falls over) There you have it. Thanks for watching. Bye! Bowser Jr: UR NOT TELEKINETIC! There's a string right here! Bowser: We're stll on camera. Shut up embarrassing me. Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina's Picnic 0 8383 dx1sraj8t8oayjbs29z8c0016ad7cff 20545 2014-04-12T23:57:33Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Peach: YAWN! HI ROSALINA! DAISY! LET'S HAVE A AWESOME PICNIC! to be continued The Fairies Meet Mr. Marlio 0 8385 2y58gzidgf8mlkvzm0q4yg4y9igipuu 15509 2014-01-15T17:22:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is another episode of That show you may or may not like, but some episodes are totally bad, and everyone would hate them. It's called... The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma: Hey, Cosmo. Cosmo: Hi. Remember back in the late 90s when we were all in the Oh Yeah! Cartoons? Wanda: Things were crazy back then. We didn't have Poof or Sparky, you were smart, I was dumb, and Timmy's parents didn't have heads! Sparky: Yeah, where was I back then? Wanda: With one of your 82 other owners from the past I guess. Timmy Turner: That still surprises me. Poof: Poof poof! Poof poof poof poof. Wanda: (on her Poof to English translator app) Let's go to the house of a commercial guy. Sure! I know of two, and they both live in the same house! Sparky: Who are they? Wanda: The wonderful Mr. Marlio and the also wonderful Mr. Bollox. Sparky: What are we waiting for? I wanna be in a commercial! For DOG FOOOOOOOOOOD! (jumps out the window) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (crash) Ow. Cosmo: Sparky, are you all right? Sparky: Oh yeah. I'm actually bouncing back up. There's a trampoline down here. Mr. Turner: (looking out the window) A dog bouncing on my trampoline? Well, everything seems fine here. Dogs jump on trampolines and play basketball too. Mrs. Turner: Honey! We're out of honey, garlic, onion, milk, eggs, and I'm out of arms and legs. When people say that something costs an arm and a leg, they don't really mean to cut your limbs off. (poof) Well whaddaya know? My limbs are all back. I must be a magician. (tries to turn the house into a spa) Oh well. Mr. Turner: (pulls a rabbit out of his hat) Have a rabbit. ===Scene 2=== At Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio's house Mr. Marlio: Hi, Cosmo! Mr. Bollox: Hey, Wanda, Timmy, Poof, and Sparky! I'm such a big fan! I'd shake your hands, but I don't have any. Sparky: Hahahaha! That's funny, but seriously, where are your arms? Mr. Bollox: (grows arms) I can grow some, but they only last 12 hours. Mr. Marlio: We'll show you around. Mr Bollox: (shakes the fairies' hands) To be continued. This is fun. Sam's Smoothie 0 8395 0ib99vhjms3waq3vuht6m23g2hgd6hw 19138 2014-03-19T15:48:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== (in Sam and Cat's kitchen) Sam: Hey, guys, I'm gonna make a smoothie for all of you! Matthew: Okay, Dice, Max#1,Max#2, and I are gonna play the Herp and Derp Video Game. Sam:That's cool. Where's Stefanie, Cat, Hannah, and the fairies? Dice: The fairies are with Timmy at his house. Sam: And the others? Matthew:They're outside. Sam:(goes outside)Cat! Stefanie! Hannah! Cat, Stef, and Hannah:Yes? Sam:Oh,there you guys are! I'm making a smoothie, wanna help? Cat: What are the others doing? Sam: Matt, Max#1,Max#2, and Dice are playing a Herp and Derp video game; and the fairies and Timmy are at Timmy's house. Anything else? Cat: Nope. I wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants. Sam:(rolls eyes)They aren't watching that right now. They are playing video games. Cat: Okay, I wanna play Herp and Derp video games. Bye.(Cat goes into the house to play video games with Matt,Max#1,Max#2, and Dice.) Cat: Can I play video games with you guys? Matt: Sure. (Sam, Stef, and Hannah walk back inside) Sam: So do you two wanna help me? Hannah:Sure. Stef: We'll totally help. Sam: Okay,(gets ingrediants out of the fridge) here's the strawberries, blueberrries, vanilla yogurt, and raspberries, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Fairly OddStuff 0 6643 8tuchzxbgdndrqur7xwcuv3i4vod85o 16737 2014-02-07T18:35:37Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ( Guest stars: Timmy Turner, Cosmo Cosma,Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma,Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma, Sparky and that's it from the Fairly OddParents. Also guest stars: Herp and Derp and Random Guy) ==Script== (Mario, Luigi, Herp, and Derp are visiting Timmy's house in Dimmsdale,California.)
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Derp: Wow, Timmy, I like your room! It's so cool! Timmy: Thanks! Mario: Wish my room was as clean as yours. Sparky: Did sombody say "Wish"? Mario: I did. Timmy: YAY!!! Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma: Poof, Poof!!! Wanda: I just remebered,Cosmo has a doctor's appointment this afternoon. Cosmo: No, I don't. Wanda: Yes, you do. Cosmo: NO, I DON'T!!!! Wanda: YES, YOU DO, COSMO!!!! Cosmo:(crying) I don't want TO GO!!! Wanda:(rolls eyes) But you have to. Poof: Poof, Poof, Dada? Herp: I have no idea what Poof just said. Sparky: I do. He just said, "Poof, Poof, Dada". Derp: I heard that, but what does it mean? Wanda: It means, "You have to go to the appointment. You can't defy capital cuteness, Daddy." Mario: That was a little random. Luigi: Very random. Herp: Can't Poof talk? Timmy: Only a few words. Luigi: Really? Timmy: Yeah. Wanda: Come on, Cosmo, you need to get ready to go. Cosmo: No. Wanda: (brings out bacon) Are you sure,Cosmo? Sparky: BACON!!!! Wanda: None for you, Sparky. Herp and Derp: WE WANT SOME BACON!!!! Wanda:None for anybody but Cosmo. Luigi: AWWW,but Wanda... Wanda: Nope. Timmy: No fair, Wanda. How come Cosmo gets some and we don't? Wanda: I'm using it as bacon bait. Cosmo: Yummy! I'll go! Herp: OH YEAH! FIELD TRIP!!! Derp: Whoop! WHOOP!!!! (At the doctors office, Luigi, Mario, Timmy, Poof, Sparky, Herp, Derp, Wanda, and Cosmo wait in the waiting room) Cosmo: Uh, I changed my mind. I'm gonna leave now... Wanda: (grabs Cosmo) No Random Guy: I'm your new doctor! Cosmo:Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Herp: So that's the guy who Sofia talks about offen. Derp: That explains a lot. (3 hours later...Cosmo has wires sticking out of himself, put in by that evil Dr.Random Guy) Random Guy: This is the dumbest patient in the world. So dumb...THAT I STUCK A SHOT ON HIS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody (except Cosmo, Poof and Random Guy):WHAT?! Poof: Poof, Poof, Dada? Wanda: Oh boy. (To be continued. To see more of this see the episode of The Mario Show called Fairly OddStuff 2) Oh Yeah? 0 8396 i0181ffru3vr5349vl6mti04g2rttw7 21166 2014-04-26T21:38:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: I love Justin Bieber. Bowser Jr.: Oh yeah? Bowser: No. He is the worst singer ever. Bowser Jr.: Everyone hates him. Good boy. Bowser: Good boy. Pop-up Ads are Annoying 0 8284 0q2luzsibmx2i3ij2o1lkg1ul3uixcy 20027 2014-03-31T19:27:08Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox:Let me check my e-mails. (He logs in) Mr.Bollox: (squints at the laptop screen) (A pop-up ad comes up)
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Hmmm, Free blender, DELETE; New Shoes, DELETE; Blue couch, DELETE, Poop sandwich, ew! DELETE!!!!!!!!! Get paid without ever leaving your home? Hmmm, that looks interesting. (he clicks it, and suddenly 25,000,100,502,901 pop-up ads, well you know, pop-up, and start playing the Dora the Explorer theme song!!!!) NOOOOOOO Mr. Bollox's mom: Who's playing the Dora the Explorer theme song? Mr.Bollox: It's these annoying pop-up ads! They won't STOP!!! Mr. Bollox's mom: Are you kidding me? I LOVE THAT THEME SONG!!! Mr. Bollox: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to kill this computer (drinks 2 liters of Coke and spits it all on the computer) Mr. Bollox's mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BURPS) Mr. Bollox, you're grounded. Mr. Bollox: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! You're a noob there I said it kill me now. Dude, Where's my Guitar? Ohhhhhh... 0 8398 r2hfxt9nyvty7zklnpg1vpsm6od4o38 16782 2014-02-08T01:04:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show (Special guest Zeus the Guitar Lord fromSpongebob Squarepants) ==Script== (Mario and Luigi are watching TV) (On TV) Mr.Bollox: Now, it's time for The Guitar Lord. Zeus: Hey, there...I'm uh, Zeus the Guitar Lord and I'm gonna play my awesomely fire engine red guitar. Mario: Who is this? Luigi: It's Zeus the Guitar Lord and he's playing his red guitar. Mario: I know that, but what's he doing on TV? Luigi: I dunno. (On Tv) Zeus: Uh...dude, where's my red guitar? Ohhhh... Luigi:I dunno. (on Tv) Zeus: If any of you dudes find it please call this number, (points to the number at the bottom of the screen) "1-32G-Lord" Please call it! Mario:(rolls eyes and changes the channel toOcean Mermaids) Finally something that's not weird. Sam and Hannah 0 8401 34gpbpw2pp389sykgr2t9qsygi80r40 19775 2014-03-26T19:40:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Random Show of Randomness. ==Script== Cat: Hey guys, I'm going on vacation! Sam: What?! Cat: Yeah. I am. Max#2: YAY!!! Hannah: Dude, that is sooooo stupid. Matthew: I know, right? Max #2: YAY!!! Sam: Max#2, you seriously need to get a life. Anyway...where are you going to, Cat? Cat: I'm gonna leave to the Best Western in Blah Village, to visit my other friends, Herp and Derp and Matt and the Always Land Guys. So, see, ya! Sam: Now who's gonna help me with my babysitting buissness? Matthew: Uh, Max#2 could? Sam: What?! Are you kidding me? Never! Max#2:YAY!!!! Hannah: You could call Stefanie? Max#2: But she's ordering my McDonald's Happy Meal toys! Matthew:Ugh! You and those toys... Hannah: (turns to Sam)Well, Max#1 is busy taking his test at McDonald's; so...maybe your twin Melanie could help? Sam: She's busy with school work, though. Ooh, Jellybeans 0 8404 3ugv6070c5l4u9g1uz6ib1rrhqs03dw 19905 2014-03-27T21:14:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Yoshi: I'm so hungry. Ooh, jellybeans! (reaches for them) Mario: Those are poisonous. Yoshi: WHAT? Mario: Random Guy left a message that they're poisonous. (shows Yoshi the note) Yoshi: I left these poisonous jellybeans. -Random Guy. Gosh! He's so stupid! The Code 0 8406 4uc0o40py2oryx876251jrjlnwo5j6y 15490 2014-01-15T01:31:35Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (sees a QR code on his couch) A QR code! I wonder what it says. Where's my phone? Waluigi, where's my ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (sees a QR code on his couch) A QR code! I wonder what it says. Where's my phone? Waluigi, where's my phone? Waluigi: On your nightstand. Wario: Thanks. (goes to his nightstand and gets his phone) Time to open the app (scans the code) Mario toilet paper more or cousins to five o'clock pee straight. This is the weirdest message I've ever seen. LOUD BURP 2 0 8413 rvtca5f6wd6abg2vwy7br5o6xw8olr0 20217 2014-04-04T19:05:39Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (drinks 12 cans of Coke and burps at 1000 decibels) Oh, man, that was nasty. Bowser: Hah! Sure was. Gross. (walks away) WArio: Get back here, you! (jumps on Bowser) (burps on Bowser at 1000000 decibels) Bowser: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! (melts) Writer 1: Oh noes! Bowser melted? How will he come back to life??????? Writer 2: I know. Writer 3: Hi, I'm here to apply for a job on The Mario Show... Writer 2: Not now, we're writing an episode. We'll talk later. Writer 3: Okay. Wario: Oh noes! Bowser melted. (pours Revival Liquid on Bowser) Bowser: Thanks. Now Wario's the President 0 8414 d6h44m4hwf4a2bsuuc6rff4jk1gimq5 20221 2014-04-04T21:38:00Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi: Wario, can you take over the presidency for 4 years for me? I need to go to the moon. I accidentally threw my shoe up there. Wario: Okay. I guess. Wait, what? Waluigi: Great (leaves for Donkey Kong's house) Wario: Now that I'm the president.... I don't have a Vice President. How am I gonna fill that void? (spots Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox? What the heck are you doing here? Mr. Bollox: I've been in Washington D.C. for the past 3 days. I'm taking a tour of the White House. It's pretty awesome, but then I got the news about who was gonna be the president while Waluigi went to the moon. When I found out you were the president, I snuck out of the tour to come see you. Wario: Now that you're here, can you be my vice president? Mr. Bollox: Whoa, no way! I'll take it. Mr. Marlio: Can I be the First Lady? Wario: Sorry, Wapeach is already the 1st Lady. Plus, I'm not marrying a man. Mr. Marlio: I'll be the Assistant Vice President. Wario: Alright. Mr. Bollox: Okay, so what do we do now? Wario: I dunno. Let's go out to get a V-Cube 7. Mr. Marlio: I could NEVER solve that piece of big. ===Scene 2=== Waluigi is at Donkey Kong's house Waluigi: Donkey, can you throw me to the moon? Donkey Kong: OK. (Throws Waluigi to the moon) Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (Arrives on the moon) Thank you Donkey. And the rest of the Kong family. Maybe. Hey, there's my shoe. (picks it up) Crud. How the heck am I gonna get home now. I know! (begins to swim towards EArth) Wario Is Back At His Store 0 8415 1f8ggq9gho8h2h4kfju3mfricdrrrlz 15900 2014-01-25T02:59:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Hey, Waluigi, shouldn't we go back to that store we own? Waluigi: Yeah, and hire some employees. WArio: I just did. WAluigi: Great. How many? Wario: 50 of them. Waluigi: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go! ===Scene 2=== At Wario's store Wario: So, first, we need to get some food to restock the shelves. WAluigi: On it. (orders Lays chips, chicken, waffles, fruit, vegetables, meat, bread, eggs, and all other foods) Gosh! That took forever. They should all arrive, right.... now. (A bunch of trucks show up) Wario: The fooooood! Waluigi: The food can go right (points to the left) There. We've got a lot of it, so we'll split it among the five floors. Whoops! 0 8416 ghbdi5c1z4hr623spr4469h05zev8j4 20363 2014-04-07T21:31:25Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Ah, what a great day. (bumps into Luigi) Whoops, hi, Luigi. Luigi: Hey. Now that you're here, let's go throw a Rubik's Cube at Justin Bieber while he's doing a concert? Mario: Why? Luigi: I read he could solve a Rubik's Cube, so I'll prove it by throwing one at him. Mario: Okay. Let's go. Let's see if they lied. GAME OVER 0 8429 lvwypv5tdw9etkwmm4d9cljttkxv7g1 15561 2014-01-18T15:15:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Time to create a New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast level. I have an idea. (places a hole at the starting point) Now I can save it and send it to Luigi's account. 5 minutes later Luigi: (opening his NNSMBFT account) I have a new message. (goes in) Mario12 has sent you a level. Try it out, and send your feedback to him. (clicks the Try Out button and the level starts.) (The screen says GAME OVER! Either this is a terrible level or you stink!) Luigi: Oh no..... I'm gonna get back at Mario. (puts lava at the starting point and sends the level to Mario) That should do it. 15 minutes later, Mario gets the level Mario: Let's try it out. (falls in the lava) Oh come on. Eat My Shirt 0 8430 0g8npyfv79sn58amw04cqzzjc7ki2zz 15553 2014-01-17T22:50:39Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: Hey, a shirt. (puts it on) Hey, why does this look like a burger. (takes a bite) This is a burger! Woohoo! Oops..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: Hey, a shirt. (puts it on) Hey, why does this look like a burger. (takes a bite) This is a burger! Woohoo! Oops. Now I have a hole in my shirt. Random Pancake 0 8431 3oajgjs0zwazi5z8xx5sqr5utgtulg6 20777 2014-04-17T20:26:23Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: Hey, what's this? (picks it up) A pancake. What should I do with it? Wario: Well, if it's a garlic pancake, I'll eat it. Waluigi: It's been on the floor. Wario: Ew. Never mind. Waluigi: Plus, it's an onion pancake. Wario: Ew. Yoshi's Pencil 0 8432 nvqhd8zfby3eh8zgelkl6ery5md918o 18966 2014-03-17T15:33:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, Yoshi, what's with the pencil? Yoshi: I'm going to clean my nose with it. (shoves the pencil up his nose) Seems clean. You're Steve? No, wait, you're Jeremy. Are you Steve? Steve? Why do all your friends look the same? 0 8433 38xgtowl4z8jkqmv75snis1hri6pq2l 16299 2014-02-03T20:28:01Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Mr. Bollox: Hello, guys. Do you know where Steve the Goomba is? Goomba 1: He's exactly the same as the rest of us. Mr. Bollox: Well that was helpful not AT ALL. Crud. I'll never find Steve in this crowd. Mario gets Ice Cream 0 8434 36wtfh0c1z5ozqvp3c0vtxa63ww5bbs 15563 2014-01-18T18:26:21Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: One vanilla cone, please. Man in the ice cream truck: Sure. (gets the cone and burps on it) Mario: EW. Thank..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: One vanilla cone, please. Man in the ice cream truck: Sure. (gets the cone and burps on it) Mario: EW. Thanks. I'm feeling moderately hungry today 0 8437 ktnky3zfdrylvlcls082su1ubf22jn8 15573 2014-01-18T20:57:21Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad is at McDonald's Toad: I'm feeling moderately hungry today. Hello, person. You: Hello. What would you ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad is at McDonald's Toad: I'm feeling moderately hungry today. Hello, person. You: Hello. What would you like to order? Toad: A number 15 with a vanilla shake and barbecue sauce. You: Good choice. We're out of Big Macs. Toad: Really? You: No, just kidding. (hands Toad the meal) Toad: Wow, thanks. I'm giving a 5,000-star rating. You: Wow, thanks. The Epicly Random Fight 0 8438 67x3kpa48vaequbk14y7my2qpln7uuo 16189 2014-02-01T13:23:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===SCene 1=== Mario: So, this is some nice tea. Nice job, Luigi. Luigi: Thanks. Wario: I used to make tea when I was in college. Mario: I didn't know you went to college. Wario: I went for one day, but then when I realized the college I went to started classes at 2 a.m. I dropped out after 2 minutes Mario: (throws the tea on Waluigi) Oopsie! Waluigi: It is on! (throws a 100x100x100 Rubik's Cube on Mario) Luigi: Oh yeah?! (jumps on Waluigi) Waluigi: Ow. Moustache Time 0 8441 pwm7qese3gzy934h00x5897jno3cz6y 15590 2014-01-19T15:28:30Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Moustache Time is the first episode of Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hey, Mr. Marlio! We have our own show now! Mr. Marlio: Let's celebr..." Moustache Time is the first episode of Mr. Bollox and Mr. Marlio Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Hey, Mr. Marlio! We have our own show now! Mr. Marlio: Let's celebrate by putting on crazy moustaches. Mario Eats Coke 0 8442 lrp4n8bn3p2cytk2dn3wqk19gc96n74 21315 2014-04-28T15:33:29Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: I'm feeling crazy today, so I'm gonna eat some Coke. Luigi: How are you gonna do that? Mario: By (shakes the bottle violently and screaming) shaking it, putting it in the freezer for 3 hours and then turning it upside down. It'll turn into an instant slushy. Luigi: Can you make me one too? Mario: Sure. I just need to go around the corner to get another bottle. Luigi: Alright! See ya! ===Scene 2=== At the corner store Mario: (singing to the tune of The Duck Song) Bum bum bum, badum badum. Mario walked up to the corner store and he said to the man running the store, "Hey, bum bum bum, got any Coke?" Man: Yes we do. (gives Mario a 20-ounce bottle) Mario: Bye. ===Scene 3=== Luigi is seen eating a sandwich. Luigi: Oh, Mario, you're back. Mario: Here's your Coke. (hands the bottle) Now we need to shake them. They both shake their bottles, and put them in the freezer. Luigi: How long do we wait again? Mario: About 3 hours. Luigi: All right. What should we do while we wait? Mario: The Mario Show is now on television. We can watch us and all our friends on the Matt11111 Channel or Mario-Sonic Channel Luigi: AAAAAAAWESOME Waluigi's Coke 0 8488 1ivow6rlad9gr0uw8ke2b5e4uer3x3p 17150 2014-02-12T14:33:01Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: (spots a can of Coke on the floor) Hmm. It's full. (drinks it) Wario: HOW DARE YOU DRINK MY COKE? Waluigi: Yours? It was on the floor. Wario: Oh... Mine was in the fridge. Never mind. Waluigi: So anyway, I have over 9,000 ideas for Coke. For example, I will sell Coke with chocolate. I could also have a magic show and sell cans of Coke. Except, it'll just be the cans. The people attending would try to figure out where the Coke went, and then I will drink it all, become super hyper, and enter a marathon, and win by 2 hours. I could also sell pies with Coke, but the Cokes will have cocaine in them, and everyone will be addicted. Waluigi Wins the Lottery 0 8489 61t16ifxxxce58o2k6o09pn8ftfybzn 17128 2014-02-11T23:56:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: (on the street) The Mega Millions jackpot is 700 MILLION DOLLARS?!!!!! I gotta get some tickets! (runs into the store, buys 200 lottery tickets and fills out lots of numbers) At home Waluigi: Wario, Mario, Luigi, we could strike rich! I wasted 1,000 dollars on lottery tickets. Mario: Waluigi, our budget is really tight nowadays. Waluigi: Not a problem. The next night at 11:00 P.M. Announcer on TV: Tonight's lottery numbers are... 14 Waluigi: I have 14 on these 50 tickets. Announcer: 63 Waluigi: I have 63 on these 10 as well. Announcer: 29 Waluigi: 3 with all of those numbers Announcer: 49 Waluigi: I have one ticket with all of them. Announcer: 3, and the final number is... Waluigi: Please be 25, please be 25.... Announcer: 26. Waluigi: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Announcer: Wait! Waluigi: (gasps) Announcer: There's a smudge on that ball, the number is 25! Waluigi: I WOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(20 HOURS LATER)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Mario: You won the lottery? How much? Waluigi: 700 million! Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(200 MINUTES LATER)AAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Waluigi: Go tell the others! Mario: Luigi, WArio, Waluigi just won 700 MILLION dollars! Luigi: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RED LINKS 0 8492 cl15ucbarupj0qiqjntkul7bx8l7yit 17900 2014-02-26T14:56:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Oh noes! The Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki has a lot of missing pages. I'd better vandalize the main page. (changes the content of the main page to RED LINKS!!!!!!!!!!) I'VE BEEN BANNED FOR 5 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFRENCH TOAST?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Farting is now legal in the Mushroom Kingdom, yay 0 8507 h9fwt8avpvtqpddpk34mpm6lxhc4wx7 15730 2014-01-21T21:36:22Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario is solving a Rubik's Cube when he farts. Wario: Oh no! I farted! I'm so going to jail. Mario: Actuall..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario is solving a Rubik's Cube when he farts. Wario: Oh no! I farted! I'm so going to jail. Mario: Actually, you're not. The Mushroom Kingdom is now a safe place to fart. But make sure it's loud and smelly. Wario: Okay. (farts at 398461092 decibels) Yoshi Gets Fired 0 8508 6gnze3embiwyo7gx4adutymbvj02542 15731 2014-01-21T21:40:55Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Yoshi: Time to go to McDonald's. I have a job there. At McDonald's Daisy: You're fired. You haven't been h..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Yoshi: Time to go to McDonald's. I have a job there. At McDonald's Daisy: You're fired. You haven't been here in a year. Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't really need this job. Oh well. Mystery Dice 0 8511 0qrk1fxur7i6i6df0j2bk7xdk8cbo9m 15781 2014-01-22T17:53:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, 2 dice! (rolls snake eyes) SNAKE EYES! (rolls snake eyes againm) NOT AGAINM! (rolls snake eyes 12 more times and looks at the dice) There are only 1s on this!???!??! This sucks. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WARIO IS BACK IN JAIL 0 8519 kh7h5zh5tv6nwt5xvcrllgxm0k2q24v 18517 2014-03-10T19:15:18Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Cheese! Wario hears sirens outside. WArio: YAY! I'M GOING BACK TO JAIL! Hello officer. Take me. I don't care. Police officer: Yeah, cheese is an illegal word now. Also everyone that's been to Hotel Amusement Park Jail wanted to come back. Wario: I didn't know that. Police officer: Oh, well.... you're still going to jail because.... I HATE THE COLOR YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! JAIL The Game.. Mario Style! Wahoo! 0 8534 rg8jv4lmimewrz559klyqnoaemycagm 15763 2014-01-22T14:05:49Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey everyone, it's Mario, and today we're talking about the Mario Game. The Mario Game is a version of [[The G..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey everyone, it's Mario, and today we're talking about the Mario Game. The Mario Game is a version of The Game. Instead of losing the game whenever you think of it--I JUST LOST THE GAME!-- you win the game. Not a Chance 0 8544 2h4s40xxas6bm6yjmfwwwqrrol74zas 15783 2014-01-22T20:27:40Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, are you gonna teach me how to dance? Waluigi: Not a chance. You have to weigh less than 75 pound..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, are you gonna teach me how to dance? Waluigi: Not a chance. You have to weigh less than 75 pounds. WArio: And how much do you weigh? Waluigi: 69 pounds. Wario: Well, I'll lose the weight. 1302 Takes Later 0 8558 t2wkd0l6d5nuue4c79k3nd60yr0xwze 18915 2014-03-16T20:14:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===SCene 1=== Mario: And here we go, Waluigi GEts Eaten By an Elephant, Scene 1, and ACRONYM! (starts filming) Waluigi: Wait, was I supposed to go? You said acronym. Mario: CUT! I did, didn't I? Waluigi: Yep. Mario: Okay. ===Scene 2=== Mario: Take 2. ACTION! Waluigi: (eats French fries) Mario: Cut. I'm hungry. ===Scene 3=== 9001 takes later Mario: ACTION! Waluigi: What a beautiful day. Suddenly, an elephant comes out of nowhere and eats him. Mario: CUT! Perfect! Waluigi: Not really, I'm halfway down an elephant's throat. Waluigi Gets a Moustachecut 0 8559 595ds38hkjosavbt0whnptuxorxe4j5 15807 2014-01-23T01:56:24Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show. ==Script== Waluigi: I need a moustachecut. [[Category:Wa..." This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show. ==Script== Waluigi: I need a moustachecut. Toad Cooks 0 8592 0oc9xth4i8y8fqj4srjx6kxvqc4qfah 16112 2014-01-29T22:52:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== ===Scene 1=== Yoshi: Hey, Toad. Toad: Hi, Yoshi. Wassup? Yoshi: Well I was thinking, do you know how to cook? Toad: Yeeaaah... Why are you asking me? Yoshi: Well, I'm in charge of refreshments for a party on Pario's golf course. Pario asked for these foods. Toad: (reading off the list) 4 pounds of lasagna, 5 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, lots of vegetables, 5 pounds of salad, 10 liters of Coke, 4 PIES, a whole chicken, turkey, ham, chicken nuggets, and an entire supply of a McDonald's restaurant. Okay then. I'll see you there. When is it? Yoshi: Tomorrow at noon. Toad: Uh-oh... That's a lot of food. Can you ask Pario to postpone the party to Friday? Yoshi: OK, I guess. ===Scene 2=== At Pario's golf course Pario: Hi, Yoshi. What brings you here? Wait... Shouldn't you be cooking? Yoshi: I need a bit more time to finish cooking everything, so can we push the party to Friday at noon? Pario: Absolutely! Yoshi: By the way... I have something to admit. I can't cook. Pario: WHAT? Yoshi: But... Toad is doing it for me. Pario: Great. My golf course has faced a lot of risks of going out of business, like when all the golf balls spilled in the water, someone choked on a golf ball somehow, we were sued for having a golf hole that looks exactly like someone else's, but you really can't blame me for that one. I didn't know. ===Scene 3=== Toad: All right. So, I'll start by just ordering 9 pizzas from Papa John's. Too bee continued. Maria Goes to the Men's Room 0 8598 2eykf5p4x8mk25i60c8dr48ejptf75g 16072 2014-01-29T13:22:57Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. Or is it The Maria Show? They swapped genders earlier this season.... I dunno. ==Script== Maria: I wonder if I can still go into the men's room. (Walks inside) Random man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU'RE A WOMAN! Maria: No, I swapped genders earlier this season for the premiere. Locked in the Bathroom for 2 Minutes 0 8601 fvt58084kvluj28jqobzw9xqkazvt29 20799 2014-04-19T23:18:01Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, the prank war is about to begin. Everyone in the Mario universe is coming. Well, not everyone, but lots of characters. Including Pario the golf guy and Nim-Nom. Waluigi: Who's Nim-nom? Wario: Just some random 8-year-old noob. Anyway, the war is starting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! The doorbell rings Luigi: Wario, I brought you a dollar. Wario: Thanks. (takes the dollar and it punches him in the face) Well, I'm already out of the war. Bye. (flies through the roof) Mario: Well, what are we waiting for? Nim-nom: NOOBY NOOBILY GLOOBILY GLAH! No just kidding. I'm not that much of a n000000000b. (gets hit by pie) I lose. (goes home happily) I've always hated prank wars. Now I'm out of it. Good thing I like pie. (licks his face) Mario: Well, let's get started. (Hands Waluigi some lotion) Waluigi: Thanks. (pulls his pants down and applies the lotion) Mario: Yuck! Pario: So, that wasn't a prank? Mario: Nope. Bowser: I need to go poop. (goes to the bathroom) Pario: I'm gonna lock Bowser in the bathroom. (locks the door) Inside the bathroom Bowser: Okay, I'm done pooping. Now I can go... Oh no! The door is locked. I lose Waluigi's Running Apple?! 0 8605 fgtlmjffvdj684uwa83tm5snhzq8f3x 15882 2014-01-25T02:25:36Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Hi, Wario. I'm thinking of taking over Apple, the company that makes awesome devices and runs on iOS 7...." This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Hi, Wario. I'm thinking of taking over Apple, the company that makes awesome devices and runs on iOS 7. Wario: Great idea! To be continued Waluigi's Purple Rubik's Cube 0 8606 5uosadoqimu11dgui1bxrv86ea7589j 21692 2014-05-06T12:36:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi: AAAH! This Rubik's Cube is so hard to solve. I know what do do. Toad: What? Wario: Put it in the toilet, flush, and smash your cube on the floor? Yoshi: Get a hammer? Luigi: Peel off the stickers and put them on the right face? You: Take off all the pieces and put them in the right place? Waluigi: Hey, since when were you in this show? (You leave) Waluigi: Anyway, what I plan to do is dip it into purple paint. That way, I can easily turn the cube, and it'll never come unsolved! Luigi: Genius! I'm gonna make a green one. Wario: Where's mine? I'm gonna make it yellow! Toad: Red for me! Thanks Waluigi! Wario: You are a genius! ===Scene 2=== Waluigi: Okay, I have some paint. Now I will dip my cube inside. (dips the cube in the purple paint) Woohoo! Now it just needs to dry. 1 hour later Waluigi: Yay? Now it's solved forever. (Turns a face and it works) Yes! CELEBRATE! Wahoo! 0 8607 q88edlkmg88i3lki8yd15mrka4erh0a 21694 2014-05-06T13:10:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World, ==Script== Waluigi: Wahoo! Yoshi: What? Toad: Something awesome happened, duh! Yoshi: Yeah. I know, but what is it? Waluigi: I just found out that Pario's golf course has 54 brand new holes! Yoshi: Wow! And I thought he was gonna stop at 108! I can't wait to go! Toad: 162 holes! That's totally awesome! WAHOO!!!!! 10... 9... 8... 0 8608 jobp9vgfmcmdaa3667hvw91mw14anwz 16788 2014-02-08T02:52:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: (in a rocket) Oh yeah! I'm gonna go into space! 10.... 9..... 8... Wario: Hey, Waluigi, it's your turn to wash the dishes. Waluigi: BLAST OFF! (blasts off into space) Wario: Well, I guess I'm doing the dishes. Doo-da-doo-doo-doo-da-doo. (washes the dishes) In space Waluigi: There's the moon! (lands on the moon) That's one small step for man, one big leap for.... This is plagiarism, isn't it? Neil Armstrong: Yes. Waluigi: Shut up, you're dead! Well, at least I didn't say the other M-word. Narrator: He means mankind, just for the record. Waluigi: Thank you narrator. Heey. 20,000 Cubes 0 8609 5asn0cl3fgmavmyus23b2813o7vxitk 15892 2014-01-25T02:53:21Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Hey, Wario. I just came from buying all sorts of twisty puzzle cube thingies. And various other shapes ..." This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Hey, Wario. I just came from buying all sorts of twisty puzzle cube thingies. And various other shapes too. Wario: Let's see them. Waluigi: Now? I'm still trying to get them all to fit into my cube closet. I've got 20,000! Locked in the Bathroom for 12 Minutes 0 8621 9xhdehewx39rp981nxu3os2b2m0x5jz 16210 2014-02-01T15:17:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. Or is it.... Muahahahahahahaha. ==Script== Wario is walking down the hallway Wario: I need to go poo. (opens the door and sits on the toilet) WEEZEE!!!!!!!!!! Oh that was a good one. And now I can go out and eat garlic. (washes his hands and turns the doorknob) Uh-oh. It's locked. 12 mminutes later, Waluigi is walking down the same hall. Waluigi: Time to pee. (opens the door) Wario: Boy, thanks Waluigi. Now I'm gonna go to the grocery store to buy some oniarlic. At the grocery store Wario: (singing) OH ONIARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC! The Card Trick 2 0 8638 bqnua00m3i7cf8vk4cvcdwki2v5bonl 20612 2014-04-14T20:20:56Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is looking at the card in his hand and comes across Wario on the street. Mario: (knowing it's the 5 of clubs) Hey, Wario, pick a card! Wario: Okay. (picks up the ONLY CARD) Mario: 5 of clubs. Wario: THAT WAS THE WORST CARD TRICK EVER!!!! AND I'M AN ACTUAL MAGICIAN. SO IT'S MY DUTY TO SET UNMAGICIANS IN THEIR PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, sorry. Went into rage mode. But still, that was the only card you had. Mario: So it was. All right then. Let's have lunch. My Guitar! 0 8643 48ykg98fvjuwrwqqbc1l3t8hb0icwhf 21563 2014-05-03T15:37:57Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi: (strums his guitar and breaks 7 strings) I broke 7 strings on my guitar. Wait, what the heck? A guitar only has six strings. Well... this is awkward..... Wario Asplodes 0 8644 heo1i15g1bh9a7q2nnvw5ui9jhzm1re 15965 2014-01-26T14:57:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Wario: Hey, Waluigi, let's have an Angry Birds-off. Most levels cleared in ten minutes wins. Waluigi: Okay. (In the living room, Waluigi is playing Angry Birds on his Wii, Angry Birds Seasons on his phone, Angry Birds Space on his Samsung tablet, Angry Birds Star Wars on his iPad, Angry Birds Star Wars 2 on his iPhone, and Angry Birds Rio on his iPod Touch. Meanwhile, Wario is struggling with switching between games so fast, so 10 minutes later) Waluigi: 193 levels. Done. Wario: IMPOSSIBLE! Wario gets so angry the world asplodes. Waluigi pieces the world back together, but can't figure out where the final piece goes, so he just puts a 4-ton chunk of dirt in the living room. Wario: Thanks. But why is there a 4-ton chunk of dirt in our living room? Waluigi: It's the last piece of the world. I couldn't figure out where it went. WArio: It belongs in China. And thanks to you, the Great Wall is collapsing. Waluigi: No, thanks to you. You were the one that asploded. Wario: Right. Meanwhile in China Chinese Toad: 我們一起走下去！(Subtitles say "WE'RE GOING DOWN!") Back in Wario's house Wario: Okay... GUESS WHAT?! 0 8681 201icxvobt7ahtdyfjglj64iwkx213p 16045 2014-01-28T00:27:17Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: This coffee has a wonderfully rich earthy taste. (takes a sip) Mario: GUESS WHAT? Luigi: (spills the cof..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: This coffee has a wonderfully rich earthy taste. (takes a sip) Mario: GUESS WHAT? Luigi: (spills the coffee) Nooo! The earthiness! It buuuuuurns! Mario: Oh... sorry. Anyway, did you know that you can make a marshmallow grow? Luigi: How? Mario: Put it inside a syringe, put the plunger inside as far as possible, and pull the plunger back. Then wait for the magic to happen. Luigi: Cool. Dip It In Paint 0 8682 d1oozoci6apelserw9fvbmgmlr28hkw 20979 2014-04-22T21:42:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Pario: Ugh! This Rubik's Cube is so hard to solve! Mario: I know what you can do! Pario: What? Dip it in green paint? Mario: Yes. Whoa. It's like you read mah FRIDAYING mind. UR NOT ON FACEBOOK 0 8687 0z9mv2hzniyrpxyc4r1i4bzccofqdqr 21640 2014-05-04T22:25:04Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser: And make sure to like me on Facebook. Pario: Alright, see you Bowser. Bowser Jr.: Uh Dad... UR NOT ON FACEBOOK! Bowser: Yes I am. I joined yesterday. Bowser JR. :Oh. Yaaaaaaawn 0 8688 4w3e37x4402ty8dew4ryh4qvz8jv62s 17396 2014-02-15T02:23:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Mario: Wario, what are you doing in my bed? Wario: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(continues for eight minutes)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Mario: I wasted eight and a half minutes of my life listening to you yawn. Great. Wario: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- Mario: (punches Wario) NO! NO MORE YAWNING! Anyway, let's have garlic pancakes for breakfast. Wario: OK! I'm back in jail for the FOURTH TIME 0 8689 61qt9w9t7ugl1zm83aeicedrb1n0vpy 16070 2014-01-29T01:07:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: I feel like getting into Hotel Amusement Park Jail again. Running down the street naked is a little clich..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: I feel like getting into Hotel Amusement Park Jail again. Running down the street naked is a little cliché by now. Hey, the accent is in there. I thought Matt's keyboard couldn't do that. To be continued Shuffle That 0 8706 2a7y5lxifsq3of1wun2gneztldowpr6 19761 2014-03-26T14:36:11Z Matt11111 5219805 Another episode of The Mario Show. ==The epic Script== Wario is in his living room with a deck of cards. He spreads them out, and finds all the aces are together. Wario: What the.... The aces are all together. Waluigi: Shuffle that. Wario: (shuffles the deck for 15 seconds) Yay, the aces are randomized! Best idea ever! (hugs Waluigi then barfs on him) Herp's Karate Class 0 8711 e218enia7d3iksx4dwwoycsoklx8kb4 17157 2014-02-12T18:33:43Z Matt11111 5219805 Another random episode of The Mario Show. Yay! XD! Etc. ==Script== Herp: Karate is hard. I QUIT.
I Wanna Blow Up Because I'll Always Be Back in The Next Episode. 0 8718 ewdrpkk047azr5gzx0mh2wwtsqx5uai 20467 2014-04-11T17:16:03Z Matt11111 5219805 Another episode of The Mario Show, this time, featuring Waluigi, Wario, and Daisy ==Script== Waluigi: I wanna blow up! Daisy: Why? Are you crazy? Waluigi: Nope. Because everybody knows I'll always be back in the next episode. Wario: Sure, but what if you explode in the series finale? Waluigi: Ah, good point. Oh well, we know this isn't the series finale. Daisy: I'll blow up too. Wario: Count me in as well. (Wario blows up and now he's ashes on the ground) Waluigi: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! (blows up) Daisy: Don't you ever say I just exploded. Wait a minute.. I did. (blows up) Wario: (in ashes) So... what should we do while we wait for the next episode to premiere? Narrator: And that's the series finale of The Mario Show. Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Narrator: P.S., April Fools. We've got thousands of episodes ahead of us. Waluigi: Whew. Daisy: That's a relief. Wario: Wait a minute, it's not even April! N000000000000000000000000000000 Waluigi: Curse you narrator! We're Back to Normal, Yay 0 8719 q5ub86jmcdl3yokeul9x4s5e10665ly 18726 2014-03-13T22:51:44Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Narrator: Continuing from the plot of yesterday's episode.... Wario: Hey, we're back! Whaddaya know, we're always fine by the next episode with this show. (puts a pencil in his nose... and it fits!) Waluigi: So, now we can go eat pizza. Daisy: And you don't say anything about the pencil in his nose? Waluigi: Of course not. We're both magicians. (pulls the 10 of clubs out of thin air) Daisy: Wow. Okay then. I smell nuclear pie. (Wario gives Daisy the pie. She eats it and asplodes.) Daisy: See you in the next episode. (Comes back to life and walks away) Never mind. Seahawks or Broncos 0 8730 9dzxdenmyxc3ecsrxbfd83owawvuwna 20165 2014-04-03T14:23:49Z Matt11111 5219805 The Mario Show presents...... Every script so far! ==Script== Waluigi is sleeping on the couch. Wario: ( bursts out of nowhere) GUESS WHAT?!?!?!!?
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Explodes) Wario: Oh well. At least he'll be back next episode. Anyway, Mario, who do you think will win the Super Bowl, the Seahawks or Broncos? Mario: The Seabroncos! Wario: THAT'S NOT A FOOTBALL TEAM! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (Pushes Mario down) Mario: Ow. (The helmet from The Runaway Helmet reappears) I finally found it! Wario: What did you find? Mario: The helmet that makes me sound like a robot. Wario: Oh, but you need to get brushed up on football knowledge, it's clearly not your forte. Mario: Thanks. WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAASH!!!!!!! 0 8731 07rglgerpfc0y00i9ml8uhrggt9k3go 21358 2014-04-29T19:44:41Z Matt11111 5219805 And now, The Mario Show has another episode, but no spoilers. Read the FRIDAYING script. ==Script== Mario, Mr. Bollox, Daisy, and Waluigi are on a plane. Daisy and Mr, Bollox are exchanging magic tricks they learned online, and Mario and Waluigi are watching a movie. Mario: Don't you dare fall into that lava! The guy on the screen: AHH! (Falls into the lava) Mario: Gosh. Waluigi: What a great movie! Mr. Bollox: I was an extra in that movie. You could see me at around the 23-minute, 47-second mark when Hannah is buying some food at the duper market. I'm right behind her with lots of Coke. Mario rewinds the movie to that point. Mario: Hey, I see you now! Mr. Bollox: I've been in many movies in my career. Heck, I've even shot commercials in the movies, like the playing card commercial, I shot that in the movie Ambidextrous. Pilot: This is your pilot speaking. I have no idea how to fly this thing, and I was only in it for the money. We could be crashing anywhere from the Himalayas to the moon. Mario: Uh-oh... Daisy: Every script so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They crash into Pillow Land. Mr. Bollox: Oh, thank goodness we're in Pillow Land. (falls asleep) (wakes up 6 seconds later) Yeah, I'll have cake. Jellybeans in my pocket. Mario: The second you fell asleep, I watched a 5-second film. You missed it by 1 second. Mr. Bollox: Ah man. Ready.... Aim..... FIRE! 0 8732 6j3wqsu06i6szcz0u2rtdz5ds0ywbgk 19723 2014-03-25T20:58:32Z Matt11111 5219805 Ready for another episode of The Mario Show? If you do, continue reading this page. But if you're reading this up here, this isn't the script, stop that! Go down to the section that says Script. You're just wasting time where you could be reading a script. I want tea. Just... read the script. Sorry. :) ==Script== Mario: Hey, a fly. Luigi: What?! (grabs a Red Bird and a slingshot) Red Bird: You're going down, fly. I know we're supposed to fly too, 'cause we're birds, but that didn't go so well. First time I tried to fly, it was over a bed of rocks. I fell down on my face. Also, you're not really a pig, but I can still kill you fine. (yells and hits the fly) Luigi: Great job, Red. Red Bird: No prob, Luigi. POP-UP ADS! AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 0 8733 2y8g2ynq23lveb8lug0fa1fbb3jqu7z 16170 2014-01-31T22:26:46Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is another episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Alright. I have a brand new computer. Computer, are you gonna have pop-up ads like the old one? Com..." This is another episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Alright. I have a brand new computer. Computer, are you gonna have pop-up ads like the old one? Computer: Maybe. Mr. Bollox: (starts the computer up, logs in to his email and 9836192634921630561239461923 pop-up ads come up and start playing the Sherriff Callie's Wild West theme song. Mr. Marlio: Who's playing the Sherriff Callie's Wild West theme song? Mr. Bollox: The pop-up ads again.... (clicks on his e-mail about an upgrade to his background) (reads the email) You have gotten an upgrade to your email background. Congrats! The theme is pop-up ads. Locked in the Bathroom for 39 Years 0 8734 klsghu97kwj5w9v71wtwl205ptra0c2 18887 2014-03-16T00:10:03Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==SCript== Mario: Hey, Wario. Wario: Yeah? Mario: Wanna lock Waluigi and Luigi in the bathroom? Wario: Sure. For thirty-nine yeaaaars! Waluigi's a Noob! 0 8735 k7q14r0d2b37lwyibxai1il9a6iy0gm 16693 2014-02-07T13:32:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of this show. Do you know it? ==Script== Waluigi: I'm a nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooo0(9374 seconds later)ooooooob! Cards Are Yummy 0 8737 hku0p2a3511ik9tsw83eszh7qh9vk89 21512 2014-05-01T21:59:25Z Matt11111 5219805 THIS IS AN EPISODE OF The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario is typing with caps lock on. Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS CAPS LOCK IS SO FRIDAYING ANNOYING! (eats a card) TASTY! Luigi: I like granola bars. Mario: (bites his toenail) You gonna eat that toenail? Luigi: ...... (explodes) (comes back to life) Donkey Kong: R.I.P. Alvin and the Chipmunks. So sad. Buuhuuhuu. Malleo: Yeah. (leaves) Mario: I gotta pee. (goes into the bathroom and sees a rainbow, then explodes of colors) Luigi: KA-B0000000000000000000SH! (Mario returns rainbow-colored) Mario: Bam! What?! Toad: SING IT LOOOOOOUD! boom Mario sets a bomb in the toilet Peach: I need to go poop. (goes into the bathroom, and the bomb explodes on her and she dies for the rest of the episode) Mario: NOT MY WIFE! Luigi: Sad, sad, sad. My sister-in-law.... Is that right? Mario: Yeah. ===Scene 2=== Now we are in the writer's studio. Writer 1: Boy, this episode is random. Writer 2: This is gonna be fun. (Wario jumps out of the TV and eats some pie) Wario: Wow, good stuff. (jumps back into the TV) Writer 3: My pie! Writer 1: Gasp! Writer 3: So am I hired? Writer 2: I guess. Writer 1: Welcome aboard. ===Scene 3=== Peach comes back to life Peach: Wow. I have no memory of what just happened. Mario: Well, yadda yadda, blahbity blah. Peach: Dynamite. Wario: I just had some delicious pie. I think it was Samsung tablet pie. Waluigi: (appears out of nowhere) Ta-da! Wario: Your deafness is cured abracadinkleberg. Peach: Abracadinkleberg? Wario: Yeah. We like to come up with random magic words. We're magicians. Mario: And Luigi, Yoshi and I are UnMagicians. We're in the Magic Ians Club. Yoshi: (eats a card and throws it up) Yummy. Mario: That cheese belongs to my tummy tummy tummy. Boo: (appears) Boo! (disappears) Mario: No one's scared by the word boo. Luigi: Yeah, nowadays people use it to boo Justin Bieber offstage. Wario: And go to the end of the rainbow to find your tablet sandwich of gold. Mario: No one would wanna eat that. ===Scene 4=== Back in the writer's studio Writer 3: This is my very first episode! I'm so excited. Are all the episodes this random? Writer 1: Nope. Writer 4: I'm here to apply for a job. Writer 2: LET'S GET RANDOM! Writer 4: Yay, I'm hired! Writer 1: Yes you are! You can start by helping us decide what happens next in this episode. Writer 4: (reads the script) I know. Peach could kiss Mario and he turns into a sandwich! Writer 1: Let's do it. ===Scene 5=== Peach kisses Mario and Mario turns into a sandwich. Mario: Heeeeelp! I'm a sandwich! Peach: Oh. My. Gosh. Luigi: Sorry, but you look so yummy. I wanna eat you. Hey, cheese and turkey. Don't mind if I do. Luigi eats Mario the sandwich. Luigi: Now I gotta poop. (poops Mario out as a human and he is out of the toilet) Mario: I am never letting Peach kiss me again. Daisy: Hi, Luigi. Luigi: Hello. (eats lots of cake) Daisy: Luigi, you're fat! Now you can't even fit through the door! Luigi: But I only weigh 847198370598135681364091856932041 pounds! Daisy: I weigh 62! Luigi: (breaks the door open and walks to the store) ===Scene 6=== Coming soon. Gotta watch SportsCenter. Alright. I'm back exactly 12 hours later. Let us resume this episode. Luigi: (at the store) Gosh. I need to get skinny. (turns skinny all of a sudden) Phew! I thought I would need to play Wii Skinny. Alright, that's great. (walks home) ===Scene 7=== Luigi: Guess who's back! Diddy Kong: (at Mario's house) When did I get here? Dixie Kong: I was just wondering the same thing. Mario: I sent you here with this UnMagic wand.
A lemming....
Diddy: LEMMINGS! (Lemmings attack Waluigi) Waluigi: AAAAAAH! HELP! THEY'RE EATING MY FACE! Buy Samsung tablets today! Buy them from me, and get a second one for free. (thumbs up) On an unrelated note... Curse you Diddy Kong! Mario: LOL, I just pooped on you. Wait, what? I POOPED ON YOU? Daisy: I am disgusting! ===Scene 8=== Some random Chinese house blows up Baby Wario and Baby Wapeach: Wow! I mean, 哇! Random Chinese guy: 哦，嘿嘿！我看到嬰兒的日期！和我媽錯了！ (Translation in the subtitles: Oh hey! I see babies on a date! And my mom was wrong! Baby Wario: (still watching in awe, eats a card) Yum. ===Scene 9=== Daisy: All right, I'm cleaned up now. (plays the harmonica)
Mario: (starts playing a different song on the guitar) Luigi, Yoshi, Toad, Peach, and Donkey Kong get out random instruments and play 7 different songs Diddy Kong: This is the worst band ever. Dixie Kong: I think my eardrums blew up. Peach: Wow, what a great song! Donkey Kong: Who are you kidding, it's awful! I hate it! Peach: I know. (Blows up) Donkey Kong: Our band is ruined! Dixie Kong: I think the band will be okay. Donkey Kong: You're grounded. Peach: (comes back to life and plays really high clarinet notes) Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ===Scene 10=== Mr. Bollox is walking down the street with his mom. Mr. Bollox: You are a noob. Mr. Bollox's mom: I'd ground you, but you're 25. Mr. Bollox: *. Mr. Bollox's mom: What does that asterisk mean? Mr. Bollox: Let's rob the bank. Mr. Bollox's mom: Yeah! Mr. Bollox: Lovejeet ===Scene 11=== Back in the writers' studio Writer 4: Let's just end the episode right here and make a sequel later. Writer 1: I decide when the episode's over. Now, let's just end the episode right here and make a sequel later. THE END! Teehee! 0 8749 2couh0awb2dgbvknhdij0vhudfvk7u5 16787 2014-02-08T02:48:57Z Matt11111 5219805 Waluigi's World presents... TEEHEE! No, that's the name of the episode. ==Script== Waluigi: Teehee! I just made Barry explode! Wario: Teehee! Let's eat some potato chips! Waluigi: Teehee! I kinda need those chips for Spanish class tomorrow. Wario: Teehee! You take Spanish lessons? Waluigi: Teehee! Si. Wario: Teehee! Teehee. Yeah, Enjoy! 0 8750 13q4ku9seh2kkmhuhsp5qjjhu86c29w 21087 2014-04-24T23:45:22Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Hey, Luigi, are you gonna help me get this pizza down from the ceiling? Luigi: Hang on. It's my turn. I'm playing Draw Something. (draws a ladder and it appears next to Mario) Mario: Wow, where did that ladder come from? Luigi: Hey, that's weird. I just drew a ladder in this game. Mario: Draw the pizza falling down! (Luigi draws the pizza falling down and the pizza falls down) Mario: Wow! Thanks! This could really improve our lives! Luigi: Yeah, let's go mess with some people. Mario: Yeah, enjoy! I'll eat this pizza and meet you at Wario's house. Luigi: K. (walks out the door) Mario: Wow! That phone is magical! ===Scene 2=== Luigi is on the street Luigi: Alright, let's draw a baseball stadium. (draws a baseball stadium with 50,000 seats) Wow! I gotta invite some people! Eh, maybe later. (walks on) Pario: (comes on screen) Hey, there wasn't a baseball stadium here yesterday. (goes inside and orders a hot dog) Nom. (Eats the hot dog) ===Scene 3=== Luigi is now at Wario and Waluigi's house. Waluigi: (opens the door) Hi, Luigi! What brings you here? Luigi: I was playing Draw Something this morning and everything I draw happens in real life! Wario: Well, let's try it out! Can you draw me a treadmill? Luigi: (draws a treadmill and it appears) Wario: Yay, a treadmill! Waluigi: Are you actually gonna work out on it? Wario: Of course! Mario: (walks in) Hi, Wario. Wario: Wah-wah, hello to you. Mario: Yeah, wah-wah to you too. Wario: That's my thing. Don't use it. Mario: Shut up. Waluigi Teams Up with Parker and Joey Rooney 0 8776 32mnvs8hn6x477ibj7w8txp75lklr3j 17964 2014-02-27T17:17:01Z Matt11111 5219805 Waluigi teams up with Parker and Joey Rooney in this episode of Waluigi's World, a crossover with Disney Channel's Liv and Maddie. Also guest starring Liv and Maddie Rooney ==Script== Joey: (in his room) Hey, Parker, do you ever have a feeling that someone in a purple hat is watching us? Parker: Why do you say that? Joey: Waluigi is in our room. Parker: Oh, hi! Are we on TV? Waluigi: Actually you're on TV almost every day. In fact, you guys, Liv, Maddie, and your parents all have been in 13 episodes of your own show!. (Liv walks in) Liv: Joey, I need to... Who's your friend in the purple hat? Joey: Liv, meet Waluigi Waluigi Wario. Liv: Hi, Waluigi. Wanna hear a scene from (singing) Sing it Looooud! Waluigi: Um, what am I supposed to say, Joey? Joey: Just say yes. I win! 0 8788 i50vagb5ii29o7t0ppgfno9kxfehbc4 19826 2014-03-27T12:14:36Z Matt11111 5219805 Waluigi wins.... something in this episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: (watching TV) Hey, a commercial! Guy on TV: The Something Sweepstakes! Enter today for a chance to win... something! I hate my job. To be continued Eat My Dust! 0 8787 s3uqj55mjfzaoo8l6lhef8te7n43piw 19312 2014-03-21T17:55:05Z Matt11111 5219805 Eat My Dust is the official series premiere of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Hey, Waluigi, have you ever wondered what would happen if we had a magic keyboard? Waluigi: (spots one) There's one. Wario: How do you know? Waluigi: It says Magic Keyboard on the box. Wario: Ah! I can find that phone I've been looking for! (opens the box, presses Find, and types in Cell Phone) Under the couch cushions start glowing Wario: It must be under there! (looks) Yay, I found my phone! Waluigi: My turn! Wario: If you want it, come get it. Eat my dust! (runs out of the house) Waluigi: (runs halfway to the door and passes out) End of scene 1. More coming soon ===Scene 2=== Alright, let's resume this episode. Wario: (presses the Find button and types in Stupid Car, then replaces it with a clean bus) Yay, a new bus! Wait, didn't this bus have to come from somewhere? ===Scene 3=== The X-Men Go To School 0 8806 rz8d5y6ohbzzayzt4lykmectmfagt4e 21214 2014-04-27T16:47:30Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Scene 18 */ A Season 2 episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!. The X-Men go to school! What did you expect? ==Script== ===Lololololololol- Julian Was herScene 1=== Wario: (in his bedroom) Time to calculate useless stuff nobody cares about. 1 plus 1 is 4, 2 plus 2 is my mom, 3 plus 3 is LOL, 4 plus 4 is spaghetti, 5 plus 0 is 50, and that concludes the calculations for today. Maybe.... I should go to school to see if I am wrong, which I am. In the living room Wario: Bowser, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, and our newest X-Man, Knuckles, I've been thinking we should go to school. Waluigi: That sounds like fun! Wario: OK, we'll enroll on Mondizzle, I mean Monday. We can go on Monday. Waluigi: Yay! Bowser: Me is happy with your idea me likey muahaha POTATO TACOS UNIVERSE ASPLODES Knuckles: Yaaaay! Donkey Kong: We can go to Mario High! Waluigi: I don't like the sound of that. Wario: Great idea! I can kill him while I'm there. Waluigi: And end the war! Donkey Kong: We need to get the entire Koopa Mafia. We are in an on-again off-again war after all. Knuckles: But what are the chances that Goomba, Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Mario will be there? Donkey Kong: We know at least one of them will be there. Knuckles: Who? And how? Waluigi: WE'RE GOING TO MARIO HIGH YOU IDIOT! Knuckles: Oh. ===Scene 2=== It is now Monday, and the X-Men have their schedule. Wario: So Bowser, what does our schnodule say? Bowser: Today is day 1, and we have math first. Waluigi: MATH? NOOOOOOOOO! Knuckles: Anyway, we are in room 10002. On floor 100. Waluigi: Let's take the elevator. Bowser: (walks up to the elevator) Uh-oh. Wario: What? Bowser: It says students aren't allowed to take the elevator. Wario: Then we'll have to pretend we're teachers. 5 minutes later the X-Men have Faculty shirts on, and they are in front of the elevator Wario: (presses the up button) We're in. The X-Men walk into the elevator and go to the 100th floor. The door opens and they walk out. ===Scene 3=== In Room 10002, the X-Men are waiting for the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher's chair turns around, and it's Mario! Mario: Good morning st-- Why are you five wearing Faculty shirts? Wario: MARIO? YOU'RE OUR MATH TEACHER? Knuckles: We were too lazy to climb up NINETY-NINE flights of stairs, so we did this to take the elevator. Mario: That's it! Take off those shirts, take the elevator downstairs and come right back up ON THE STAIRS. Bowser: You blabbermouth! ===Scene 4=== Down on the first floor Wario: Nice job, Knuckles, you poop sandwich. Bowser: We should've taken off those shirts in the locker room. Waluigi: According to this map, the locker room is on floor 75. Bowser: Well, we need to go back up now. 50 minutes later, they're back in the room. Mario: You're now late for class. Wario: That's why we took the elevator. Mario: Oh, I'll take that to the principal, me. Wario: So are you going to approve elevator use for students? Mario: Yep. Everyone cheers Mario: Great job, you convinced me to completely change the school. There will be no schedule, you can go out to lunch, we will get TVs, video game consoles, more laptops, and so much more! Knuckles: Wow, great job, Wario! Wario: Best. Day. Ever! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wario: Longest string of exclamation points much? The end. Period................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Wario: Stop that! Actually, it's not the end. We have more classes. ===Scene 5=== The X-Men are going to English, and Goomba is the teacher. Wario: Why does this school hate me? Goomba: Mario started this school. Blame him. Hello, class. I am going to pass out these vocab sheets. Wario receives the vocab sheet (with no definitions) and doesn't understand a thing. Wario: Um, Mr. Goomba? What do ufihsgjkenrgiukjsbervfer,fekrjfbiuerjfuqihefe, ierknvfoakbfrhbeiufgehfiyse, eufheufohaoeu9enuixwe,rk ngejorfioenrisur,ifgiauehougeifqweqew,jifhiufqueijfqe, uewhfrjfcuoijerwhifer, rojefbhwijkerhfsieh, ufisehfkghfujha0euof, ueifodsfjhdrjf, and urisvfgiuerjfbw mean? Goomba: Wait, those are my gibberish sheets? Oh..... Give me those. Wario: So what do our actual vocab sheets look like? Goomba: What? You don't have vocab sheets. I just like handing out paper. Waluigi: The heck? Knuckles: You are the worst teacher ever. ===Scene 6=== Now the X-Men are in science class Koopa Troopa: Hello. I'm your science teacher. Wario, Bowser, and Donkey Kong: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Koopa Troopa: So you take this liquid and pour it into this beaker. Now take this liquidblahblahblahblahblhblahblahblhalhblahlbhalhblahblahblahblhalbhalhblahblahblahblhalbhlabhlahblhablhlahblahbla and add this 15th liquid. What do we have here? Wario: A volcano. Koopa Troopa: I have no idea what you're talking about. Wario: I mean a water volcano. Suddenly, the beaker starts to overflow and water fills the halls of the 27th floor. Koopa Troopa: A+ for Wario. (drowns) ===Scene 7=== The X-Men are in the cafeteria Waluigi: What do you guys think of the burgers? Wario: It's awesome. And when you eat it with the salad, it's just heaven! Donkey Kong: The juice is good stuff. Knuckles: I'm enjoying the macaroni. Narrator: Where did you get all that? Wario: WE'RE IN THE FRIDAYING CAFETERIA? WHERE DO YOU THINK!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Narrator: OK. I quit. Wario: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm? Waluigi: Zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop. Bowser: Poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz! Wario: Okay, we're done. ===Scene 8=== It's 5th period, and the X-Men are in the gym Wario: I can't wait for PE to start! Waluigi: Did we skip the scene where we had recess? Bowser: Yep. Knuckles: Last time I held a basketball, I popped it with my knuckles by mistake. I'd better be careful. Donkey Kong: Don't worry. We're playing dodgeball today. Dry Bones: I am your PE teacher. Wario: OH COME ON! I hate this place! Why are there so many Koopa Mafia teachers? Dry Bones: This is our autumn job while we don't have the war going on. Wario: LET'S START PLAYING DODGEBALL ALREADY! Bowser: (runs around the gym, knocking everyone down) Yes! (throws a dodgeball and it hits everybody) I win! Wario: Great job. I was watching how well you did. Dry Bones: Great job, Bowser! I didn't know that was legal! Bowser: It's not. Dry Bones: F minus. Bowser: Wow. I'm a big blabbermouth. ===Scene 9=== The X-Men are in Spanish class. Wario: I know no Spanish. Sr. Gonzalez: Too bad. Wario: NO HABLO ESPANOL! (starts dancing on the desk) Sr. Gonzalez: Class dismissed. Go on an hour-long break. I hate my job. Wario: YAY! ===Scene 10=== Wario: Well, we've made it to last period without dying. Bowser: And it's music class. Waluigi: None of us can play instruments! What are we going to do?????? Knuckles: Ditch last period? Bowser: Good idea. Wario: We're here to learn how. Luigi: (enters) I am the music teacher. Take an instrument from the shelf and play the best you can. All the students pick an instrument. Wario gets a trumpet and sustains a note for a minute and a half. Waluigi gets a clarinet and plays really well. Bowser tries to move the piano to his chair and breaks it. Knuckles gets a trombone and knocks out Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong regains consciousness and punches Knuckles and grabs a flute and plays it well. Knuckles plays the trombone well. Luigi: Good job. I think. ===Scene 11=== The X-Men are home and are talking about the day. Wario: That went well. Bowser: Sorta. Pretty neutral. Knuckles:.............(asplodes) Wario: When was the last episode no one asploded? ===Scene 12=== Wario: OK, it's Tuesday... and I realized I accomplished nothing yesterday and forgot to kill Mario. Bowser: Are we going to school or what? Wario: Not yet! We have to load our stuff on our bus. The teachers found us and gave us a ton of textbooks and papers. Waluigi: Let's do this. Also, I hope noize (oops, I mean music) class won't be like yesterday. Wario: We don't have that class today. Knuckles: We don't have a schedule anymore, remember? Wario: Oh, right... TO THE BUS! ===Scene 13=== On the bus Wario: (driving) I love owning an MTA bus. Waluigi: Me too. It's a little hard to park though. Wario: All we need is a woman driver, like Peach or Wapeach and we can just crash into the building. Bowser: Yeah. She can get reckless!!!! Donkey Kong: We're called the X-Men for a reason, you know. Bowser: OK, my turn to sit there Waluigi. Bowser and Waluigi switch places. Wario: Hey, didn't our homeroom teacher give us iPads to use for school? Bowser: Yeah, why? Wario: I think we have an app called Notability, and we can use it to record everything! We'll never have to take notes again! Waluigi: Genius! Knuckles: So, where should we go first? Waluigi: English! I think we're learning about commas. I got a post in iTunes U. Wario: I know how to use commas. BORING STUFF 15 minutes later, the X-Men are at school ===Scene 14=== Goomba: Welcome to English class, class. Today we're learning about commas. Take out your iPads and go to the URL on the board. Wario and the X-Men open it, and Goomba reads it. Goomba: Now take the quiz I have on your desks. Wario: (does the test and hands it to Goomba) Can we end the war now? Goomba: I wish, but this is only like what, season 2? 3? We need to battle for at least ten. Wario: This sucks. Goomba: Well, let's look at this test A+. Waluigi: I did it too. Goomba: F minus. Random student: You didn't even look at his sheet. Random student 2: You suck at this job. Goomba: I do. I just pick mah favorites, and you can put that on your toast. Random student 3: Did you just say mah? GOOMBA'S A GANGSTA! ===Scene 15=== Wario: We can take a break for video games as long as we want! It makes me wanna hollar playa! Knuckles: WARIO'S A GANGSTA! The X-Men take the elevator to the video game room. Donkey Kong: What do you guys want to play? They have every video game in the history of video games! Bowser: Let's play New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast. Waluigi: I love that game! I'm in a platformer for once! Wario: I made a full 8-world game in it. I got a code for it. (inserts the disc and types in the code) Let's try it out! 3 hours later Wario: Yay, we beat the game! ===Scene 16=== The X-Men are in the cafeteria Wario: BURGER! PREPARE TO DIE. (eats 40 hamburgers in 10 seconds and starts to levitate) Knuckles: (screams all the way out the cafeteria, out the building, to the bus, around the block and back into the cafeteria, where Wario and Waluigi are now both levitating, he does it again, now Bowser and Donkey Kong have joined them all in one breath) How the heck are you doing that? Wario: I gave them anti-gravity devices. And abracabacon, clear the way, I have one for you. (hands it to Knuckles) Knuckles: (begins to levitate) This is gonna make life so much easier. Wario: Wanna go freak out some students? Waluigi: Yeah! Donkey Kong: Let's dunk a basketball in the gym. Wario: OK. (they float to the gym) ===Scene 17=== Wario: (enters the gym) We rule this place! Everyone in the gym: (screams all the way out) Waluigi: I feel guilty. Bowser: I don't. (dunks a basketball and floats out the gym) Wario: I guess we're going. Knuckles: (looks at the map) Let's go to the hotel floors. Wario: Which ones are those? Bowser: (comes back and looks at the map) Floors 50 to 69. Waluigi: Let's go to 54. ===Scene 18=== Wario: I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis hotel. Waluigi: Me too. Bowser: Mmmmm, the food here is awesome. Knuckles: The end. BUUURP! 0 8807 4iulh2fir9n8cxgi0cu9hry1kza4xn2 21164 2014-04-26T21:33:52Z Matt11111 5219805 Another old episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: BUUURP! Waluigi: What was that about? Donkey Kong: I dunno. Wario: No one asked you! You look yummy. (eats Donkey Kong) BUUURP! Tasty hair. Donkey Kong: Gross! You're Not Tough Unless You Grow a Mustache 0 8808 cak9nalerdrw9ua60w737e9vk37tfgz 16368 2014-02-05T01:53:14Z Matt11111 5219805 Every script so far is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! season 1. ==Script== Yoshi appears in Wario's house Wario: Hi, Yoshi. Yoshi: Hey! I think I'm gonna become a pro wrestler. Wario: But Every script so far. Yoshi: Alright. I'll grow one. (grows a moustache in 3 seconds) Yay! I'm tough! Wario: Sure. Now you might wanna take wrestling lessons. There's Another BOMB in my Nose 0 8813 a61ni7f000fwu3cr11w7cyklpnjvhao 20294 2014-04-07T19:03:06Z Matt11111 5219805
Every script so far is another awesome episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.
==Script== Wario: Another great episode of WHAT THE??! Another bomb is in my nose! Another bomb is in my nose! Wario continues saying "Another bomb is in my nose!" for the next 19 minutes and 28 seconds, making this an awful episode Waluigi: What have you been yelling for the past 19 and a half minutes? Wario: THERE'S ANOTHER BOMB IN MY NOSE, YOU MORON! Waluigi: You're the moron. That bomb is made of paper. Wario: (pulls paper out) NOT A BOMB IN MY NOSE! Wario yells that for the next 29 minutes. Waluigi: Oh... my... god! Wario: BAWMB! (Does not explode) Waluigi: Yay. Aargh! 0 8816 5tfq69f6wpldfev3bhfl4j76q6gx72x 21033 2014-04-23T22:32:30Z Matt11111 5219805 Another brand new episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Bowser: Hey, Wario. Wario: (gets furious for no reason) AARGH! (eats Bowser) Waluigi: I'm calling the cops! Wario: What? Herp and Derp's Video Game! 0 8809 eaxwr5cn4z3v43ycftnvw41lmdvx3b2 17908 2014-02-26T20:10:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. It includes Herp and Derp. ==Script== (Mario is watching The Fairly OddParents on Nick.) Mario: I like this show. (Mr.Bollox's mom somehow appears on TV) Mr. Bollox's mom: Hi, everyone! I hate to bother any of you, but I just signed a contract with Nick, saying that half of Saturday morning is going to have .Dora the Explorer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: That's it! I'm gonna call Herp and Derp, so we can play their video game. Lick Lick Lick 0 8831 s5llqhd6mfpcmyr1qg1qsydbpbff509 21111 2014-04-25T18:18:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Another episode of Waluigi's World ==Script== Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi are sitting at a table eating sandwiches. Wario leaves for one second Waluigi: He's gone! (pretends to lick Wario's sandwich) Wario returns Wario: EEEEEWWWW! I JUST LOST MY APPETITE! Mario: He didn't really lick it. Wario: It's back now. Waluigi: YOU BLABBERMOUTH! Milkshake Craving 0 8837 iutj1bb5r3zyqf0x90nxl3dtz7kt36t 16433 2014-02-05T17:22:05Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What's up, Waluigi? Waluigi: I just have this weird craving right now for a milkshake [[Cate..." An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What's up, Waluigi? Waluigi: I just have this weird craving right now for a milkshake The War Begins Wah-Wahishly 0 8851 g55tmrhr9dx7nyynefyrvywhbuu3zd9 16464 2014-02-05T20:32:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "The pilot episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What a great day. The sun is shining, The Mario Show is on TV, and I just realized ther..." The pilot episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What a great day. The sun is shining, The Mario Show is on TV, and I just realized there is a cameraman filming me. Well, at least I'm on TV. Goomba: (smashes Wario's TV) Wario: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I DECLARE WAAAAAAR! Goomba: Bring it on! Let's recruit our armies. To be continued Wario Defeats Alvin 0 8872 aexn0u6xbq0fw0khzlvp83kaksbwpxs 17608 2014-02-17T20:22:35Z Matt11111 5219805 An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I like killing things! Let's kill stuff, Waluigi!
Bell
Phone
Sharp much .
Waluigi: Okay! (throws Knuckles into a bell phone sharper) Wario: Yay, a new bell phone sharper! (Bowser appears out of nowhere with Meowser) Meowser: Meow. (purrs and curls up with Wario) Wario: I'm allergic to cats! (turns green) Waluigi: Oh noes! Wario: (throws Meowser into the bell phone sharper with Knuckles) That's better. (turns back to normal) Bowser: Eh, I never cared about him. Wario: Let's switch scenes to the writers. ===Scene 2=== Writer 1: Yay, dying is fun! Mommy, I'm going to die! Writer 2: Me too! Mommy: Okay, just be home by 8 P.M. Writer 1: Yay! Writer 2: (jumps into a sea of rocks) Yay, I died! Writer 1 follows Writer 1: WOOHOO! ===Scene 3=== Wario: Wow, that was weird. Diddy Kong: I like tea bags. Waluigi: Easter bunny goes hop hop hop! Wario: Boing! Waluigi: That's not a football team. Alvin and the Chipmunks explode and Nim-nom eats a taco. Your dad comes out of the screen screaming about how much he loves the show. The end. Drink My Chip Shake 0 8873 d24pqf058926quraqgrslqw7j81od2g 18253 2014-03-06T19:32:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi is eating chips. Waluigi: I can make a milkshake with these chips! 15 minutes later Waluigi: Mario, you wanna drink my new chip shake?
Mario: OK! (takes a sip) YUM! (drinks it all) Waluigi: I gotta make some more and sell them! LOL, Who Stole My House? 0 8875 eb3haakz8a9wd5jobfrjahtzbro6f7b 17815 2014-02-22T20:15:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Sh(falls asleep) Huh? Yeah, I'll have cake. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Bowserette are walking home from Wario's store. Bowser Jr.: Wow! They have such huge bags of potato chips! Bowserette: You can say that again. Bowser: It'll take us 3 months to eat it all! I need a wheelbarrow to carry it! Bowserette: And I can't wait to play New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast! Bowser Jr.: My levels will knock your socks off. They will be SO fun! Bowserette: I can't wait to try them! Bowser: (looks up) Uh, guys, has anyone seen my wife and Chef G? Bowserette: No, why? Bowser: Who the potato stole the house? Bowser Jr.: I think I know. Bowser: Who? Bowser Jr.: No one, we live on Bowser Boulevard. This is Bowser Avenue Bowser: I really shouldn't have put those right next to each other. Bowserette: So, let's go down one block. Easy. Bowser: Yeah, I'm stupid. The Bomb 0 8876 s4jfoygj0eo84tgxxzn15uw7fcjf6t7 17406 2014-02-15T15:09:03Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Bowser sets a bomb in Toad's house Toad: (walks in) Hey, a thingy! (picks the bomb up and explodes) Well, at least I'll be back in the next episode. Bowser: See you then. Toad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Onto the Interwebz! 0 8877 2m188k2vsz0q7dgw667mbyt57l3bdm5 18952 2014-03-17T12:36:41Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ Wario and Waluigi return to The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!, but this is the first ever episode of the show that premiered on the Internet! ==Script== Wario: Let's bring our show back but this time, to the Internet. Bowser: ONTO THE INTERWEBZ! Knuckles: While we're on the internet, can you not throw me into a bell phone sharper? Wario: OK. Donkey Kong: So what are we gonna do on the Internet? Waluigi: Basically the same thing we did on TV, make episodes, except, well, more Interwebby. Wario: What he said. Bowser: Yay, so what should we do to start the internet series? Wario: Let's go to China! Knuckles: I smell tea. Crud. Now I have a craving for tea. Great. I'll be in the kitchen. (leaves) Wario: Let's get started. Knuckles: (from the kitchen) THIS TEA TASTES LIKE GRASS! To Australia 0 8892 gzlr5muae5ymjhl5lyf7tfi6fnqir5v 16556 2014-02-06T15:12:58Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (Mario is on an airplane flight to Australia) Mario: I'm on my way to Australia! YAY!!! Awesome Guy: This airplane is on it's way to Blah Village, not Australia. Mario: Aw, man! Awesome Guy: Did you just copy Swiper the fox's line? Mario: I guess. Awesome Guy: OOOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOP Fat Guy: Hi. That was random. The Runaway Helmet 0 8894 rurme222kbkvgi7isdorgp5htbgckny 18691 2014-03-13T14:30:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (Mario, and Peach are in Mario's garage.) Mario:(In a ruff voice) My voice is feeling sore. Peach: (gasps) Really? Mario(Nods; in a ruff voice) Yes. Peach: (Grabs a helmet.) Here put this on. Mario: (puts helmet on) I sound like a robot.
Mario's crazy helmet.
(Suddenly the helmet runs away) Mario: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peach: What the heck just happened? Mario: I guess we'll never know. Peach: Hey, your voice is fine now. Mario: Yay. Peach: Great. Now let's get a soda. COCA COLA! Some Stupid Fake Rules for the Fun School 0 8895 8n8dsmxj7jttzxj83lit7o58g20jow9 21030 2014-04-23T22:26:48Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (At Fun School) Mario: Let's make some stupid, fake, random rules for this Fun School! Luigi: Yeah! Derp: Rule #1: NoSofia allowed! Herp: Rule #2: No merchandise with Sofia allowed! Mario: Rule #3: No swearing Luigi: Rule #4: No Random Guy allowed. Only his family is. Herp: Rule #5: Matt and the Always Land Guys are allowed to come. Derp: Rule #6: No eating while trying to figure out the Rubik's Cube. Mario: Rule #7: No homework. Luigi: Rule #8: Recces all day long. Herp: Rule #9: You can sing songs from The Fairly OddParents all day long. Derp: And finally Rule #10: You can watch TV all day long. Everyone Dances for 10 Years 0 8929 6g0db517vrwoeff62s7zvdh07pfes16 16632 2014-02-06T15:53:37Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Hey, guys let's dance for 10 years! Matt(Matt and the Always Land Guys): Yeah! Locker: Totally, dude! Wanda:Oh, yeah!!! Mario: Since this is the year 2014, we'll just add 10 to that and it's... Smart Guy: The year 2024. Wanda: Wow. Matt: Thanks. (Ten years later...) Wanda: My arms are getting tired. Mario: Mine, too. Locker: I'm just glad we didn't dance to any of Justin Bieber's stupid, lame, so-called music. Wanda: We've danced to almost every song in the history of songs. Matt: Yeah. We should build a time machine back to the year of 2014. Bowser Sneaks into a G-rated movie... again 0 8930 7kdlv7jkw2wq83nuhbfd90mpyabz0dv 18505 2014-03-10T17:24:05Z Matt11111 5219805 I think that this is an episode. But it could be an entire show! Or a short? The Mario Show.?. ==Script== Bowser: Jr., let's sneak into a G-rated movie! Bowser Jr.: OKAY! I love that idea! At the movie theater, Bowser actually gets it right! Bowser Jr.: NO WAY! We're gonna watch Chipwrecked! Yaaaaaaaaaay! Bowser: Kaching! I finally got it right! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 8931 e2pslfuwzm1jyhrrt2jel5ih6jndz9d 21098 2014-04-25T14:05:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: (bursts into the living room out of nowhere) WALUIGI GUESS WHAT! Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Asplodes) Wario: YES! Wario Eats Waluigi 0 8934 f2pm5yzlcjx50hv6rysy421gryvva03 20011 2014-03-30T22:19:48Z Matt11111 5219805 The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! presents....mWARIO EATING WALUIGI? ==Script== Wario: I'm hungry. (Eats Waluigi) Waluigi: (halfway down Wario's throat) YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! Austin Moon?!? 0 8936 4m4btszf5vcmfn4qnk76j1a9yh7kb4y 16649 2014-02-06T16:13:30Z Firefly233 7145967 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (Someone knocks on Daisy's door) Daisy: Hello?
Austin Moon
(opens door) Luigi: Hi, Daisy. Daisy: Do you wanna watch TV with me? Luigi: Sure. (Luigi turns on the TV, and Austin and Ally come on) Daisy: Yay! (someone with blonde hair knocks on the door) Daisy:(opens the door) Austin Moon?!? Foop: No, I'm Foop, you idiot. Daisy: What's with the blonde wig, IDIOT?! Foop: Whatever, I came to deliver your mail, Austin style! Luigi(after Foop leaves and give out the mail) That was RANDOM.
Austin Foop
Mario's Glasses 0 8939 fchsa7yybhmn9js4yuceljjh080r8sb 17372 2014-02-15T00:36:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Hi, another episode of The Mario Show begins now! ==Script== Mario: (picks up some glasses and puts them on) Wa! I can't see. (falls down) TummyTummyTummy 0 8940 6opicoq287ayiyiokahmh4c2azmqs2q 20284 2014-04-07T14:20:20Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Let's say random things. TummyTUmmyTummy. Yummy umyumyu Pario:hsdo8iudwqwv8djfcdew345tyuikorawr Mario: poiuytdxzswerfgbnji9 Luigi:tjuytfddsewerfghji9iuy lolololol Pario: Urch-a-derpch uoh9oijoijldi Sandwiches, Bananas, and Pickled Lasagna 0 8944 8h8dfgnvjoq2kvwlzmo9h98aexvtbit 16660 2014-02-06T16:34:17Z Firefly233 7145967 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Herp: Hey, Derp, and Mario, let's go to Wendy's! Derp: Awesome! Mario: Cool! (At Wendy's) Wendy: Hello, I'm Wendy. Would you like me to take you're order? Derp: I want Sandwiches, Bananas, and Pickled Lasagna. Wendy: We don't sell that. Mario: Oh. Herp: Can we have extra large fries then? Wendy: That'll be $3.00 Mario: Yeah! Playing New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast 0 8948 sfn9c6fspfa0xmj89i5soax8kc1hy6e 18390 2014-03-08T16:39:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I'm playing The New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast game! Do you wanna play it, Mr. Bollox? Mr. Bollox: Sure. I need to escape from my mother and my laptop for a while. Mario as Perry and Luigi as Doof 0 8947 s72kunfjtxlfbhd1ampwzleozuxmanw 16669 2014-02-06T17:07:06Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: I'm Perry the Platapus. Luigi: You mean platypus. Mario: Yeah. Luigi: I'm Doof. Sofia: You're who? Mario: Who let Sofia in the house? Pool Party! Again! 0 8949 mo5fv0o28rueezg69l5cpeq7ka27unm 16670 2014-02-06T17:09:39Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Let's have a pool party! Daisy: YEAH! To be continued [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Let's have a pool party! Daisy: YEAH! To be continued SPEED 0 8951 mizluagpt3mfrtbftofhwpt9m524u0b 21442 2014-04-30T18:47:44Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Yoshi: Come on Toad! Let's race down the block! Toad: Okay! Yoshi: (goes to the starting line with Toad) Ready, set, GO! SPEED! (runs all the way around the world before Toad gets to the halfway point and Toad passes out) Yaaaaay! Toad: YOU STUPID FUDDYDUDDYSTUDDYBUDDYCUDDYPUDDYMUDDYTUDDY! Wario Is Mad 0 8952 an3n80tyuzbv4dei9tve3dwv48xk59y 16679 2014-02-06T23:27:21Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Wario gets mad for no apparent reason in this [[The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!|episode of the show you will find by clicking or highlighting anywhere on this green link.]..." Wario gets mad for no apparent reason in this episode of the show you will find by clicking or highlighting anywhere on this green link. ==Script== Wario: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ (wakes up) AAAAAAAAUGH! I REALLY NEED TO PUNCH SOMEONE! Mario's Dislike Button 0 8953 c7q2l9w641hav8q44f3vbivvmftyj8p 16681 2014-02-06T23:40:32Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? AND WHO TURNED CAPS LOCK ON? ==Script== Luigi: I'm going to put a ..." This is an episode of THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? AND WHO TURNED CAPS LOCK ON? ==Script== Luigi: I'm going to put a dislike button on Mario's head. In the middle of the night. Luigi: Now's the time. (tapes the sign to Mario's head) Mario: (7 hours later) Hey, I feel something weird on my head. A DISLIKE button? Luigi: (presses the button) Dislike. The end. Sad You Came 0 8954 8v5ae2zb2xdmmt3d36fyrphe1qr8jmu 16688 2014-02-07T00:53:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Mario is waiting outside Wario's door Mario: Hello, Wario. Wario: Sad you came. Buuhuuhuu (slams the door) I hate that guy. Mario: I brought you 20 coins! Wario: I LOVE YOU SIR!!!! Come on in. Mario's Cubing Pilot 0 8959 h6802wmzwm15lkjl3va4jvll74zlk18 19051 2014-03-17T22:13:49Z Matt11111 5219805 An episode of The Mario Card, Coin, and Cube Show! ==THE SCRIPT== Mario, Luigi, Tails, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are solving Rubik's Cubes, and it is a contest to see who finishes first Tails: Solved it! Bowser: Let's go to the all time leaderboard. (Presses a button and the Cubing leaderboard appears) Mario has won the most contests, with 67. Waluigi is second with 54. Tails breaks a tie for third place with Wario with his 47th victory. In fifth place, it's Luigi with 43, and I have 39. Last place, but not too shabby. Tails has beaten his fastest time, now at 1 minute, 3 seconds. The best time ever is 49 seconds, set by Wario. Wario: That was NOT easy. Bowser: I need to lube my cube. Luigi: Nice job, Tails. Mario: Well, now that that's done with, what are the 4x4x4 cube standings? Bowser: There are none. We've never had a 4x4x4 contest before. Mario: We could start. Doc McStupid! Back on the Derp McDonuts Studio 0 8967 oettbmlibqnwi2klz3uj6vetzdnx7tx 20629 2014-04-15T12:15:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== (Mario is watching TV) Dero the TV Announcer : Hello, I'm Dero, the TV announcer, and now we are going to air aDoc McStuffins marathon all day long. Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dero: I'm sorry, but THIS. MUST. HAPPEN!!! Mario: (calls Herp and Derp's answering machine)Guys, you gotta stop Doc McStuffins! She's taking over the TV!!! Herp and Derp's answering machine: Sorry we're unavailible to answer you, right now. But we're busy eating at McDonald's, so...CALL LATER!!! Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!! Derp:(calls Mario) Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab? Mario: No, this is Mario. Derp: You work at the Krusty Krab? Mario: No. Look, Derp, I'm calling you and Herp,'cause Doc McStuffins is trying to take over the television! Herp: Say, no more, Mario! Derp and I will stop her! (At the studio where they make the show) Doc McStuffins: I'm tired. The Wanda Show 0 8976 fz3fqdn4wc5bdpakyf5g8qj4jxd1cs1 16739 2014-02-07T18:47:20Z Firefly233 7145967 This is not a show about Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma fromThe Fairly OddParents. This show is about Wanda from Matt and the Always Land Guys. It's a spin-off of the show; shown on Firefly Channel. ==Plot== More coming soon. ==Episodes== Coming soon. And a Sad New Year! 0 9001 5gi9ncemt61ocelsai1orxs2klru0ts 16789 2014-02-08T02:53:58Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: (sees Luigi and starts dancing) And a sad new yeeear. Luigi: Whaaat? [[Categor..." This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: (sees Luigi and starts dancing) And a sad new yeeear. Luigi: Whaaat? Bowser Jr. Gets Grounded 0 9009 3udgryast5fpko5mb9bag1r8fbcj16p 18457 2014-03-09T15:54:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Random Bowser Random Show! ==Script== Bowser Jr.: I'm going to go on the subway. At the subway station Bowser Jr.: Let's take the F train. On the subway Bowserette: Hi, bro. What are you doing here? Bowser Jr.: BOWSERETTE? (eats Bowserette) At home Bowser: BOWSER JR., HOW DARE YOU EAT BOWSERETTE? YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 93401368510394569836519746713260139104173857198361487326987513678641032840132657813608957130984693286598316074823169462376591230961324719036490359712394612396852746901324719562947593649123695071398579183647823789461Y93827394623984719834823164920947928361498237 YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW! Bowser Jr.: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The end. Mario Writes the Worst Song Ever 0 9010 5c1d824j9h4ybdipu6culv3150qgu77 20254 2014-04-05T16:48:30Z Matt11111 5219805 An episode of The Pinecone Bag Battery (I lied, it's The Mario Show) ==Script== Mario: Let's write a song. Yay Mario sits thinking about lyrics, let's listen to the finished product Mario: If a chair eats pinecones and couches like YouTube Then who will save the bird, gonna loosen up my cube AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Luigi: YOU SUCK AT WRITING SONGS. Mario: Shut your potato up. Luigi: Well, the lyrics are totally random, you have to admit that. We found a thing 0 9011 8mvsawh4ukpvij7qu78dhl5t5cb9r93 20295 2014-04-07T19:11:01Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ An episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario and Wario are watching TV. Waluigi enters Waluigi: Hey, guys. I found a thing! Wario: What is it? Waluigi: You know, I have no idea whatsoever. Wario: OK, that's great. Mario: Hmmm, looks like a moon rock? Waluigi: You've been to the moon? Mario: Yep. Waluigi: ALright, now I trust you. ===Scene 2=== At Wario's house Dero the TV Announcer: Hey, Wario said he would be here for an interview today. ===Scene 3=== Wario: Um, Dero is at my house now. I need to go. We're doing an interview. Mario: Bye. ===Scene 4=== Wario: Um, Dero, what's this interview for, exactly? Lick My Chocolate 0 9015 itl793dqc87tjk8fo9b286muffuna89 16813 2014-02-08T16:27:00Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Waluigi, Lick my chocolate. Waluigi: OK. (licks) AAAAA(EXPLODES) Wario: LOL, what's..." This is an episode of Wario's Brand New Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Waluigi, Lick my chocolate. Waluigi: OK. (licks) AAAAA(EXPLODES) Wario: LOL, what's wrong with this chocolate? The Random Number Generator 0 9038 nordhi42mciqezg1f38l2asirg2ae67 18452 2014-03-09T15:10:07Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Waluigi, what's going on? Waluigi: I need to generate random numbers for this Spanish class I'm taking. Mario: Well, I have just the thing. (pulls out a printer-like machine, only smaller) Waluigi: A mini-sized printer????? Mario: Nope, a random number generator. Press the power button. Waluigi: (presses it, and it generates 10 random numbers) 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, and 9. Um, your generator is broken. Mario: There's a secret to it. It's not actually that button. It's these ones in the back that generates the number. Your partner presses the buttons and you get the numbers. Waluigi: Alright, it looks like a phone keypad. Mario: It is. Waluigi: Well, this was a little useless. I'm just gonna go to random.org. Mario: OK then. But You Don't Speak Chinese 0 8656 lrgqlxeh9zueupt24qgy5ji69mz725v 17289 2014-02-13T20:48:04Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Wario, are you ready to learn Chinese? Wario: Every script so far.
Waluigi: Right. Wario: Every script so far. Nah, just kidding. (pulls a 4 of hearts from his hat) Waluigi: You got the rest of the crds? Yoshi's House 0 9081 1c0zk2b59k315471k3e28oy7zxd8jfy 21631 2014-05-04T18:19:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, and it will air 1 day before the show's fourth anniversary, and that day is also Matt's birthday! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Yoshi: Since it's Matt's birthday today, I'm gonna give a tour of my house.... Anyway, we have all sorts of things to show you, so I'll start all the way on the fifth floor. Let's take the elevator. (goes over to the elevator and goes in) So, this is my elevator. It's painted green with eggs. I wonder where Birdo is. We'll find her later. Ah, here we are. (steps out) Up here I have my library. It has over 1.6 million books! I haven't even read them all. Life's too short. (steps inside) I've hired some librarians for my huge library. I've got Maria, Goomba, and Hammer Bro. Hammer Bro: Hi, Yoshi! Why is there a camera in here? Yoshi: I'm giving a house tour. Maria: Be sure to get my good side. Yoshi: Go home. Sneaking into a G-Rated Movie! 0 9104 19dhgbavfn7b2d6y1xrgadrnckmylef 19397 2014-03-22T17:19:31Z Matt11111 5219805 The X-Men sneak into a G-rated movie in this episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Knuckles: (burps) Ugh! No more Coke for the rest of my life! Go Pepsi! And garlic! Wario: NO! COKE AND G-oh, you said garlic. Never mind. Anyway, hi, X-Men. Today we're gonna sneak into a G-rated movie! Knuckles: Oh, cool. Waaaait, if it's G-rated, everyone can watch it. Wario: I know, but I'm broke. I just gave all my coins to Mario. But later, I'm gonna go into Super Wario Bros. to get more. Or take them back. I'm helping the enemy. Bowser: All right. Waluigi: Let's go! You: Woohoo! Donkey Kong: Hey, you're not an X-Man. You: Sorry. (leaves) ===Scene 2=== At the movie theater Wario: Alright, we're outside. What we're going to do is take this diamond pen and cut a hole in the wall. Then the other side will seal it up, but afterwards, there might not be any seats in the theater because I don't know what movie this is or when it started. But who knows? (cuts a hole in the wall) Oops, it's empty. Knuckles: Crud. The Poo Sandwich 0 9109 2vnqb64wxmbdi4d0wmf7roi8fu0e3lr 20399 2014-04-09T13:23:54Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of This shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. ==Script== Mario: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, a sandwich. (picks it up and takes a bite) EW! Luigi: NOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S A POOP SANDWICH! MARIO: WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU HAVE A POOP SANDWICH? LUIGI: SHUT UP. THERE IS A MADNESS TO MY METHOD. The Unicorn with a Guy Name 0 9123 r162mx4fdr3ya293tf23r876pc84zwt 20953 2014-04-22T15:18:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Little Pony Unicorn Show. ==Script== Rainy Rainbow: Hey, all you ponies and unicorns! Purple Puff: What's up? Rainy Rainbow: I just noticed Charlie has a boys name! Sun Sweet: Seriously? After all these years, you just realized that? Purple Puff: Yup, she just did. THE END ! Not a Real Number 0 9142 lcgxqze0imrxcroj7k1om47dj3enviy 17027 2014-02-10T19:32:31Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Trepidatious. Pario: That's not a real number. Now are you gonna finish golfing? [[Category:Randomness..." This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: Trepidatious. Pario: That's not a real number. Now are you gonna finish golfing? No 0 9143 h7hqmmqpfuen0h4xixwtl37q4d8fw75 20218 2014-04-04T19:18:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Sonic Style. ==Script== Dr. Eggman: Tails, are you ever going to turn seven? Tails: No. Sonic: How old are you anyway? Tails: An eight-year-old fox. Sonic: (asplodes) Bowser's New Cube Company 0 9175 jys7ly3vc2gz20u0g10qfhhv999hdvf 20608 2014-04-14T18:27:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Bowser: I'm gonna make a new puzzle cube company. BowserCube. Mario: I'll join you! Luigi:We could make cubes up to 20x20x20, and all sorts of other puzzles too! Bowser: Yaaaaay! Let's do it! Mario: Let's film a commercial. Bowser: OK, but first we have to make the cubes. Montage of Bowser, Mario, and Luigi making cubes and putting them into boxes Bowser: (looks up at the boxes) Ah beans. Which puzzles are in which box again? Mario: Wario labeled them for us. They're on the other side. Luigi: We have 0x0x0s up to 6x6x6s in this big box, 7x7x7s to 20x20x20s in this even bigger boxes and all sorts of others in these seventeen others. Mario: So, let's test how each cube turns. Bowser: We can skip to the 2x2s because the 1x1s and 0x0s don't turn at all. Luigi: (scrambles a 2x2) Wow, this one turns great! Mario: The 3x3 is flawless! Barrel Buddies 0 9177 tojl6nda1yib53zc3kjmbvzz79wuu35 19289 2014-03-21T13:26:09Z Matt11111 5219805 Nim-nom hugs a barrel in this show haha ==Script== Nim-Nom: A barrel! (hugs it) Wario: YOU ARE SOOOOO STUPID! Nim-nom: ..........(asplodes) Wario: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 0 9178 nsocsbp2rp0fg1nsa07q2718z88pnuj 18504 2014-03-10T14:17:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Beans?! I hate beans? Every script so far. Aw beans. Summer!!!! 0 8891 6f6co1ijmgq889gu3xciu5i1iamieru 17133 2014-02-12T00:12:18Z Matt11111 5219805 The best of the four seasons. Period.
Oops, this is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: SUMMER! YAY! Waluigi: It's summer? Woohoo! Bowser: ROAR I Count However the Heck I Want 0 9181 ono3e2e5k0xox1q79e2mly64tlmdsf2 20285 2014-04-07T16:18:00Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: 1, 12, 4, apple, bad newspaper, zebra, 2, yellow, 5.5, 0 million, 19. Toad: What the heck was that? Waluigi: Me counting. Toad: Really? Waluigi: Yeah, I count however the heck I want. Mario: Me too. Finally! 0 9182 2gw68y2jz6p91w6y5e26yq6q9lcbwf6 18314 2014-03-07T23:25:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: We should be in Washington D.C. soon. Luigi: WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN OUT OF YOUR DRIVEWAY. AND WASHINGTON IS 3,000 MILES AWAY! 3 days later Wario: FINALLY, we're here. Smelly Perfume 0 9184 fdmt0mj64bd2gxf7jbzyv29viaza7sc 17901 2014-02-26T14:58:19Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== (Peach and Mario are at the mall) Mario: Do we have to be here in the mall? Peach:Yes we do, Mario. I need to get my Peach perfume.
Peach perfume
Mario: In the perfume store? Peach: Yeah. Mario: That store stinks. (Peach and Mario go into the perfume store) Roselina: Hi, Peach! Hi, Mario! Peach: Hi Rosalina, I'm gonna buy my perfume. Rosalina: Good luck with that. Let's Take the Black House Down! (Part 1) 0 9185 dvl0g83alb3pltuj0wxvvvt9u0ulr63 17152 2014-02-12T15:16:21Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Let's take some random black house down! Knuckles: The Black House or just some rando..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Let's take some random black house down! Knuckles: The Black House or just some random guy's black house. Wario: Some random black house. Waluigi: Let's do it! Waffles Waddle 0 9208 qemomgchf0s0rj6u7hdenqoje9yj1fb 17214 2014-02-13T13:58:22Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "The Mario Show presents... Waffles Waddle? ==Script== Wario and Luigi are sitting on the couch. Mario is in the bedroom controlling a remote-controlled waffle..." The Mario Show presents... Waffles Waddle? ==Script== Wario and Luigi are sitting on the couch. Mario is in the bedroom controlling a remote-controlled waffle Luigi: Hey, what's with the waddling waffle? Wario: Mario could have something to do with it. Wario and Waluigi eat Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs 0 9209 9c11wd45brl4266tz5w6rg1yqbqlf4c 18750 2014-03-14T16:10:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, I just bought some ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs. Waluigi: I love ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs! Let's eat them. Narrator: That means potato chips. Nom I HATE YOU SUR! 0 9220 6d05kgt1io3i3vc37d8y5tjogjwa12t 20723 2014-04-16T23:29:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi is dressed as Peach and is sneaking up on Wario. Waluigi(Peach?): I HATE YOU SUR! Wario: Shut up. Of course you hate me, Peach. Waluigi: I'M WALUIGI YOU IDIOT! Farting is illegal!!!!! in the USA and Wario WORLD!!! 0 9222 k6su9jop7e8oeojvutp3qtldmghstj8 19765 2014-03-26T15:10:01Z Matt11111 5219805 An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Wario: (farts and hears sirens) What the potato? Who the potato is getting arrested? Police officer: You. Wario: What the potato? Police officer: Every script so far Wario: Why the potato is it illegal, you potato? Toad Pours WATER ON HIMSELF 0 9229 m03d28p618x0ll9dlrt6cmg5264eyji 21645 2014-05-05T12:18:39Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: I wonder if I can grow if I pour water on myself. (pours some) This Should take effect sometime soon. 8 hours later Toad: Water, are you gonna make me grow? (Toad turns into a toad) Toad the toad: That was weird.
( Toad Toad asplodes) Valve Finishes Half-Life 3 0 9205 gexcv0v4cv2qksg7cbm6f4qi4pzj2y7 18886 2014-03-16T00:00:00Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Transcript */ This is an episode of The Mario Show season 26.
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==Transcript== ===Scene 1=== The camera zooms in to Wario and Waluigi's house, after getting home from the recording studio in Dr. Dre Finishes Detox. WARIO: Gee, it sure is kinda boring around here. WALUIGI: Yeah. I'm just playing Half-Life 2, because I love it right now. WARIO: I know, I know. WALUIGI: Hey, can I use your credit card for a sec? I need to buy Half-Life 3. I'm done with HL2 now. WARIO: Sure. Waluigi searches the Steam store for "Half-Life 3", only to find no results. ===Scene 2=== WALUIGI: Dang! Wario? WARIO: Yes? WALUIGI: Where is Half-Life 3 on the Steam store? WARIO: I don't know. WALUIGI: What the flying FRIDAY? WARIO: Call Valve support then. WALUIGI: Kay. Waluigi dials the support line for Valve. After waiting for 2 hours, the conversation initiates. ===Scene 3=== WALUIGI: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO HOURS. I mean... Hello? SUPPORT: This is Valve customer support speaking, how may I help you? WALUIGI: Where is Half-Life 3 on your store? Did it get removed? SUPPORT: Unfortunately, Half-Life 3 has still not yet been released. Call back later for more information. Thank you. Waluigi hangs up. ===Scene 4=== WALUIGI: What are we gonna do now? WARIO: If we can't have it, let's make it. But first, what is Half-Life anyway? WALUIGI: Read the wiki. Waluigi steps away from the computer and Wario gets on, and searches up the Half-Life Wiki. WARIO: What result is it? WALUIGI: Oh, it's this one. WARIO: OK. Wario reads the Half-Life wiki. 15 hours later... ===Scene 5=== WARIO: I'm done. WALUIGI: What have you learned? WARIO: Umm, everything. WALUIGI: OK. Let's make it now! WARIO: Problem is, I don't know how to code. WALUIGI: Me neither. WARIO: Don't fret, I have an idea though: We could tell Valve to make the game already. WALUIGI: Sounds like a *yawn* plan. Anyway, let's go to bed. The next day... ===Scene 6=== WARIO: Let's start a petition! WALUIGI: OK, good. Wario and Waluigi log on to Change.org and start the petition for HL3. WARIO: Here we go! Wario and Waluigi leave for a second and let the page load. Meanwhile Montage of people signing the petition. Wario refreshes the page, and... WARIO: What the? 100,000 signatures already? Yay! Wario faints. ===Scene 7=== WARIO (waking up): What did I miss? WALUIGI: While you were asleep Valve finished Half-Life 3! WARIO: YAY! WALUIGI: I bought a copy. WARIO: AWESOME! Waluigi: Let's play! The End ==Trivia== Coming Soon Robbing the Bank 0 9257 8nhex3soq5icxu1nz1u0trbzx7qpeyn 20568 2014-04-13T17:28:09Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Waluigi, have you talked to that bank guy since he gave us 125 dollars? Waluigi: Nope. Wario: Let's rob the bank! Waluigi: Sorry, I'm busy that morning. Wario: I didn't tell you when. Waluigi: Oh. Wario: We'll do it tomorrow. Waluigi: OK! Should we invite the other X-Men? Wario: Um, no. ===Scene 2=== The brothers are walking to the bank. Waluigi: Mah muthafathas ate mah dawg and is afta me and mah brutha next. Wario: What the potato was that? Waluigi: My parents ate my dog and are after me and my brother next. Wario: Gizoogle has fried your brain. Sorry, but it might be too late. Just kidding. We're here. Waluigi: (enters) Hi, bank sir. I want 100 dollars. Bank teller: Ok (gives Waluigi the money) Waluigi: We have the scrilla. The CILVIL War Starts!?!? 0 9264 32p3il1n0nlrdjo6mv97wanlu9eapbe 17332 2014-02-14T20:22:57Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! picks up where The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! left off and the war begins for the MILLIONTH TIME. ==Script== Wario: TO BE ..." The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! picks up where The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! left off and the war begins for the MILLIONTH TIME. ==Script== Wario: TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I GET HOME Mario Reads on Wikipedia 0 9266 e92bochl1wqo98pj00hx56ff3joyeu4 17470 2014-02-16T00:43:26Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Wario, do you think I should read on Wikipedia? Wario: Sure, there's tons of info about just about everything there. Toad: Good point. But it would literally take you forever to read everything! Mario: True. To be continued. The Canadian Trip 0 9267 bfzepwf526o28l2tz3poorur0q30xoh 17347 2014-02-14T22:56:27Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show.
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==Script== Wario: I'm going to Canada. Who wants to come? Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, Wapeach, and Wadaisy: HECK NO! THAT'S JUSTIN BIEBER LAND! Wario: I'M NOT GOING NOW! I HATE THAT GUY! Good thing he was arrested. Mario and the Chocolate Factory 0 9272 20uq02rfr3f3td3apj24830tud744ki 19558 2014-03-25T16:27:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: (opens one of Willy Wonka's chocolate bars) I FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET!!!!! Wario: WOW! Can I come with you to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Mario: Wario, it's not just Willy Wonka's factory. Charlie Bucket won the factory in the book, remember? Wario: Oh, right. Mario: What are we waiting for? Let's go! Wario: WOOHOO! This story is incomplete, help us by expanding it. Muahaha! 0 9273 s4w5ps3puczdv1i94bxlrko2ayc7fsw 21225 2014-04-27T19:19:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== Waluigi: COMING SOON! Muahaha! Wario: Nope! I'm in charge of what comes when! Waluigi: NO YOU'RE NOT. I am also in charge of what clips Smosh puts on YouTube. Wario: Nope. Too Many Clones 0 9274 rijvoodwhls9k3rvgdpenyuhfcz4jjn 17374 2014-02-15T01:30:39Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 This is an episode of The Mario Show season 8.
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==Script== Mario sits on the couch, and watches TV. MARIO: I think I need a new car. LUIGI: We only have $10.00 dollars after buying a mansion, remember? MARIO: I know. So what? Go To Kindergarten 0 9286 2seom4u6evidtcnjyzkiobnj5jvu0fw 18329 2014-03-08T02:48:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show season 26.
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| NO MORE FARTS | Meet Dr. Dre |
==Script== Wario: Waluigi, how do you solve a Rubik's Cube? Waluigi: I don't know. Wario: Go to kindergarten! Waluigi: No. Why should I? Wario: They teach you how. Waluigi: No they don't. They don't even know what clockwise means, and that's an important word in solving, I know that. Waluigi's Cubing Class 0 9290 81w745d0u924wqtja64r85oonr13gib 18811 2014-03-15T14:56:13Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of Waluigi's World. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi: Hello, kids! Welcome to my cubing class! You are here because you wanted to learn how to solve the Rubik's Cube, right? Kids: Yes! Waluigi: Well today I will show you how. What we are going to do is everyone will come up and take one of these twelve cubes, and one solution guide. Kid #1: OK, so are you gonna show us what to do? Waluigi: Heck no, the guide says it all. Kid #1: OK then. Kid #2: Are we gonna have to pay you anything? Waluigi: Nope. But I will say a few things. Sometimes, you will find that you will be able to skip a step, especially when one white corner is already solved. Now what I want you to do is scramble your cubes while I waste my time on the computer editing wikis, eating donuts and drinking coffee. Kids: (scramble the cubes and open the solution guides) 45 minutes later Kid #3: I solved it! Yaaaaaay! Kid 4: Me too! Kid 5: YAAAAAAY! ME TOO! Waluigi: Wow, nice job everyone! Cake for everybody! Woohoo! Smosh, Yay! 0 9308 iwvs6yu7f3a265vk5o482oyr6ykt4ix 17463 2014-02-15T22:29:33Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Hey, Luigi, Mario, Bowser, I'm going to watch some Smosh episodes. Mario: Cool,..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Hey, Luigi, Mario, Bowser, I'm going to watch some Smosh episodes. Mario: Cool, what are we gonna watch first? Wario: How about iPhone 5 Revealed? Mario: OK. Bowser: Let's go! Luigi: YAY! 3 minutes later... Ian dressed as Steve Jobs: Buy it now. Bowser: Here it comes.... Ian/Steve Jobs: OR I'LL *****YA*******EID*KFOAD****OJAO! Everyone laughs until their heads fall off Wario: Crud. CURSE YOU SMOSH! ===Scene 2=== Anthony: Hey, Ian, do you have a bad feeling we just lost a subscriber? Ian: FUDGE NUGGETS. Actually, I cut some fudge into the shape of chicken nuggets. (takes them out of his pocket) Want some? Anthony: Actually, let's make a new video! Ian: Here's an idea! We could play Draw Something again! Anthony: I loved making that episode. The War Is Finished 0 9314 gjfsvszcci0da222esd9u2jpoqh4o1f 21100 2014-04-25T14:10:14Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Scene 4 */ This is the season 10 finale of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Goomba and Koopa Troopa are in their secret lair considering ending the war. Goomba: I AM QUITTING THE WAR! Koopa Troopa: Me too. ===Scene 2=== Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Knuckles, and Donkey Kong are contemplating ending the war again. Wario: This war is getting kind of boring. We're all tired of fighting, right? Donkey Kong: True, but if we drop out, then we have a conundrum. We've been running for ten seasons, and the fans have gotten really attracted to it, and there are a lot of them. The whole purpose of the series is an on-again, off-again war, so without the war, there will be nothing for more episodes to be made of. Once that happens and this episode comes out on TV, our beloved fans will be in an outrage, killing each other up to try and restart the series with a brand new X-Men (and possibly X-Women) crew, and with that happening, the entire fanbase will be well, dead, because everyone wants to be on TV. Long story short, we have to continue fighting with the Koopa Mafia, because if the show is cancelled, we will no longer be paid 25 million dollars per episode. Wario: Can you make it a little shorter? Donkey Kong: Continue fighting, or the show is cancelled. Wario: Well, OK. We have to go make the announcement to the fans what we're going to do. ===Scene 3=== Goomba and Koopa Troopa are walking down the street to step in front of the Wa Store. Meanwhile the X-Men are on the opposite side also walking to the Wa Store. There is an audience gathering around them to see what is going to happen Goomba: Well, we have to end this war, Koopa. (runs into Wario and they start fighting again) Wario: (gets up) Hi, everyone. I'm Wario from The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! and I have an announcement to make. We are going to continue with the series, but there will be no more fighting the Koopa Mafia. And I see they're there too. Donkey Kong: You idiot! That's not what I said! Knuckles: Hey, I kinda agree with him. Waluigi: Me too. I've been getting tired of fighting as much as you have. Donkey Kong: Me too. Wario: So, there will be a season 11 coming soon, and the Koopa Mafia may occasionally appear, but there will be no more war, unless we start a new series. Bowser: (comes up to Wario) So continue watching us, awesome things are in store, just you wait! You'll meet new characters, Waluigi will piece Wario together, and there's gonna be an Angry Birds contest with me and Mario! Goomba: And we'll be there too! Koopa Troopa: So stay tuned! The crowd cheers at 2000 decibels Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY EARS EXPLODED! (blows up) Random person in the crowd: Well, at least he'll be back in the next episode. Random person 2: Next season you mean. Wario: (comes back to life)....... Well, that's all. Goomba: See you in season 11! ===Scene 4=== At Wario's House Wario: Hey, guys! I called Popcornario over, and he's going to join us in Season 11! Bowser: Cool! Knuckles: When the potato is he coming? Donkey Kong: You mean when the popcorn is he coming. Knuckles: Oh, yeah. Wario: He's coming right about... Now! (Doorbell rings) Wario: (opens the door) Hello, Popcornario. Popcornario: Hi, I brought some popcorn! Wario: Of course you did. Waluigi: (explodes) WHAT DA FRENCH TOAST? Potato Chronicles 0 9360 ij1oiju7uhdfn51fa9wry8eqobortz6 17566 2014-02-17T02:53:01Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Le Script== ===Le Scene 1=== Luigi: Potatoes wanted at Matt's Brand New Restaurant? Mario, where are all the potatoes?..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Le Script== ===Le Scene 1=== Luigi: Potatoes wanted at Matt's Brand New Restaurant? Mario, where are all the potatoes? Mario: I used them to make BowserCubes. Luigi: What are they called? Mario: 3x3x3 Potato Cubes. Peach: (walks in and realizes she's stepping on an X) Oh boy, standing on an X is never a good thing. Mario: Heckle no. Peach: (falls down) AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mario: (closes the trap door) My wife is so idiotic. Peach: (down in the basement) I HEARD THAT. MUNNY!!! 0 9367 4aabpb9zsge4zezw08mfdpwvf1eddkl 17587 2014-02-17T16:53:20Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (walks into the door and sees a big box) Let's open the big box! Waluigi: Yeah! To be continued [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: (walks into the door and sees a big box) Let's open the big box! Waluigi: Yeah! To be continued My 1-Second Film 0 9368 r7zyzrnl8je8j02vkz7yq1i1hslfmcn 17591 2014-02-17T17:23:17Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show season 22.
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==Transcript== ===Scene 1=== The camera slides in to the Mario Brothers film studio, as the crews and actors get ready' to film.' DIRECTOR: ACTION! WARIO: Wait, where's my wallet? WALUIGI: Umm... it's in your pocket. WARIO: Nope, I think it's in yours. WALUIGI: No, yours! WARIO: No, YOURS! WALUIGI: NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- NARRARATOR: We interrupt your program due to technical difficulties. Please stand by. The beep from' the "Please Stand By"' screen goes on for 5 seconds. ===Scene 2=== WARIO: OK, let's look at the film. The movie plays on the projector. WARIO: Wait, where's my- The end (Movie, not show). ===Scene 3=== WALUIGI: Well, I think this movie was an epic fail. WARIO: Yeah! THE END (show). EEEeeeeeeergh! 0 9369 5ohs6gkitfblafn1z0sv680wdhv3v54 21545 2014-05-02T21:09:10Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: You will not be able to use your hands for a week, Random Guy Dr. Mario: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY PATIENT? Random Guy: I'm gonna go. (walks on his hands and leaves) Dr. Mario: So now what? Peach: Well, I'm not gonna lick my chicken. Mario: Kiss your food? Peach: No, lick my chicken. I actually have a chicken. To be continued GIMME THAT!!!!!11 0 9372 ampksswr41zyibymt0oom34tn57nzrp 17596 2014-02-17T17:45:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Ah, what a nice day. Waluigi: (grabs Wario's nachos) Wario: Every script so far [[Categ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Ah, what a nice day. Waluigi: (grabs Wario's nachos) Wario: Every script so far Pawnch! 0 9373 ffpoyj04m228553iov9qog1ft5ayx0m 21595 2014-05-04T14:00:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Donkey Kong: Diddy Kong, how dare you eat pie? You are ungrounded. I love pie. PAWNCH! (punches Diddy Kong out the window) Diddy Kong: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (goes all the way around the world and back home) Donkey Kong: What the potato? Diddy Kong: Hi. Wario's ADVENTURE 0 9376 ospx45bt5exohh3gshgdbcoehcmx4k9 21317 2014-04-28T19:06:30Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Let's have an adventure! Waluigi: Okay! 2 hours later Wario: Yay, what a great adventure. Okay, What the potato did we accomplish? My Mom 0 9378 lk1tf3h3u39uoplnzamtsglxj4wzpv0 17610 2014-02-17T20:49:55Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: My mom! Waluigi: Your mom? Knuckles: WOW! [[Category:Mar..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: My mom! Waluigi: Your mom? Knuckles: WOW! 6 X 9 = 42 0 9380 75yvez4q9pnrplpo9iq0dh2apq8roxo 18176 2014-03-04T23:09:14Z Matt11111 5219805 Every script so far is the 23rd episode of season 3 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.
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==Script== Wario: This crossnumber puzzle is driving me nuts! I can't figure anything out! 6 X 9. I KNOW! 42. Waluigi: It's 54 you moron! Wario: Whatever! Wario continues to write the wrong answers and ends up with spaghetti on his paper Wario: What the heck is this?! Waluigi explodes Wario: What a moron. Waluigi: (comes back to life) Nope. (explodes) You're the moron. Mr. Bollox vs. Bowser, Pee Round 7 0 9383 j7npaxs35t94vrzf0kymvx8y6d3wjll 17821 2014-02-22T22:08:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Narrator: I guess this will never end. I present to you, Mr. Bollox vs. Bowser. Pee round seven. Now, what have you guys been drinking to prepare for this? Mr. Bollox: I've been drinking Coke and asparagus juice. Bowser: Same. They start to pee on each other Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mr. Bollox: ALALALALALALALALAA! Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR! Mr. Bollox: I'm gonna win this thing. Dum diddy dum, here I come. (pees) Bowser: Rap battle and stu(Mr. Bollox pees in his mouth as they continue to run in a circle)EW! Mr. Bollox: I WIN. Rub My Nuts 0 9384 l2mmbkp7ifkakuuqjgf2u10r4zykjql 21006 2014-04-22T23:02:38Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Hey, Waluigi, wanna rub these nuts I stole from the Koopa Mafia? Waluigi: Sure! Wait, is it gonna make me explode? Wario: Noooo.... Waluigi: (rubs the nuts and explodes) YOU STUPID LIAR! Wario: Teehee! Waluigi: Now it's time to REALLY rub my SAFE nuts! Waluigi sticks his hand into that area between the tree and the squirrel Waluigi: These nuts are safe, right? Wario Shakes His Booty 0 9385 7ehhg7agatduu6f170jnd6a5crb4kxr 17651 2014-02-19T00:40:56Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Le Soopy Wawioh Bwothurs Wah-wah Show! Baby talk? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ==Script== Wario: [[Knuckles]..." This is an episode of Le Soopy Wawioh Bwothurs Wah-wah Show! Baby talk? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ==Script== Wario: Knuckles, do you think I should work out? Knuckles: Yes, you're fat. Wario: AAAAAAAUGH! THAT'S IT! YOU WILL FACE THE WRAAAATH OF... My booty. (shakes his booty) Waluigi: Shouldn't have done that. Knuckles: No kidding. Let's Steal a Piano 0 9391 fbfu0immqo4npum0yx3d2rn6b0w4dvu 17659 2014-02-19T15:24:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Knuckles: Let's steal a piano! Wario: Uh, I'm the boss of the X-Men. I decide what we are gonna do today. Let's steal a piano. Donkey Kong: Yay. Let's go To be continued LOL, I Just Pooped on You... What? 0 9392 1l6er94b7sc5wnyqiokool6gdwqnadg 21043 2014-04-24T11:38:53Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Muahahaha. I'm going to poop on Wario. Mario sneaks up behind Wario, who is watching television, and The Mario Show is on. Mario: WOW! THE MARIO SHOW IS ON!!!!!!!!??????? Wario: Who goes there? MARIO?! (Punches Mario in the face) ===Scene 2=== Later at the Koopa Mafia hideout Goomba: You narcissistic IDIOT! You were supposed to poop on Wario, not get caught up in The Mario Show! I'd attack you, but I have no hands. Mario: I'm not narcissistic! (Sees himself in the mirror) Whoa, my skin looks awesome. (Strokes his mustache) Koopa Troopa: Yes you are narcissistic. Goomba: Yeah, now shut up with the word narcissistic. ===Scene 3=== Back at the X-Men hideout aka Wario's house Knuckles: So, you avoided being pooped on by Mario? Wario: Yeah, I guess, but all I was doing was watching TV. (Mario sneaks up again and poops on Wario) Wario: Dangit! I need to shower now. ===Scene 4=== Back at the Koopa Mafia hideout Goomba: Great job, this is a great day for the Koopa Mafia. (throws up) But not a good day for my tummy tummy tummy. (goes to lie down) SELL MY CHIPS 0 9405 8n03kgwblwx5udo938zkec3kc2c2n9t 20181 2014-04-04T12:20:20Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Scene 5 */ This is an episode of The Mario Show season 11.
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| DON'T SMELL MY CHIPS | Mario Jumps Forever |
==Transcript== ===Scene 1=== WARIO: Hey Bowser, would you like to taste some of my new chips I just baked at home? BOWSER: Sure- EW!!! Did you fish these out from the monster- I mean- dumpster? WARIO (grinning): Heh, I did actually fish these from the dumpster. Bowser facepalms. WARIO: But, I did actually make them at home. They tasted terrible anyway, and I only brought them out for the FRIDAY of it. BOWSER: So, are you gonna sell them? WARIO: I need to make money, and I only have $800,000.01 dollars left, so yeah. RANDOM PERSON ON THE STREET: Greedy! BOWSER: OK- Actually, that's just FRIDAYING terrible! Why don't you donate that money to some charity or something? WARIO: Nope. BOWSER: Fine. Sell them then. WARIO: OK! Wario heads off to a local grocery store, where the Girl Scouts are selling their famous cookies. ===Scene 2=== WARIO: Hey, Girl Scouts! GIRL SCOUT #1: Would you like to buy one of our delicious cookies? WARIO: Hmm... Sure! GIRL SCOUT #2: Which one do you want? WARIO: Hmm... I'll take this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one... 10 minutes later... WARIO: ...and this one. GIRL SCOUT #1: Do you really want to buy all of them? Then that would be $179.95. WARIO: Yes! Meanwhile in the minds of both Girl Scouts... GIRL SCOUT #1 (frantically thinking): Uh oh, he's going to buy all of our cookies! GIRL SCOUT #2 (frantically thinking): Oh no! The Girl Scouts then run off, crying for their parents. Meanwhile, Wario takes over, clears the table by fastly scooping all the cookies (that he never bought) off the table, and onto the street out front, causing a large mess. Wario then vandalizes the table, and replaces all traces of the name with "CHIPS", with a marker. He then puts his chips out front and starts selling them. WARIO: Ha ha, time to start my business! Nobody comes to his chip shop. 25 hours later... ===Scene 3=== WALUIGI: Hey, Wario, haven't seen you in 2 days, eh? WARIO: Oh, hey. Do you want to buy some of my chips? WALUIGI: Sure! How much do they cost? WARIO: Since you're my brother, free! Wait, I think I shouldn't have said that, but oh well... WALUIGI: OK! Waluigi eats a chip, and that causes him to act just like the Girl Scouts, but his parents weren't alive. Meanwhile at the police department... ===Scene 4=== POLICE OFFICER #1: Apparently, this person by the name "Wario Wario" has committed a crime, by teasing 2 9-year old girls out of their scouting, and vandalizing their booth at some random grocery store to sell his chips. POLICE OFFICER #2: *speaking random police officer lingo*. POLICE OFFICER #1: OK, ready to go! The police officers head in their cars, off to the chip booth. ===Scene 5=== WARIO: So, why not create some advertising for our- Police sirens ring in the shopping plaza, as Wario and Waluigi duck under the stand, but Wario's fatness makes it too easy to notice. POLICE OFFICER #1: Wario, you're under arrest! WARIO: Oh boy! I love going to jail! WALUIGI: NOOOOO! TAKE ME WITH YOU! Wario gets in the police car, and heads off to jail smiling like an idiot, while Waluigi goes into the grocery store, and the car then trails off into the next jail episode. THE END. ==Trivia== * FAKE * FAKE * AND FAKE! * No, just kidding, this is all real. * In this episode, nothing happened. Wow... 0 9406 lquzj0u6cxoy4akmg5zqdnai9wnjt9z 20923 2014-04-21T11:13:10Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Wow... Toad is dancing with a girl. Who is that? NOT PEAAAAAAACH! Toad: Uh-oh. We better go. Mario: GET BACK HERE! Toad: Great job Yoshi. Nice costume, terrible voice. Yoshi: I didn't talk. PeePee or PooPoo 0 9407 mtjb9dxxrzjc4t410mswd3s0rzkgrmi 18743 2014-03-13T23:11:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Hey, Bowser. Bowser: CHEF PEEPEE! Chef Peepee: Who's Chef Peepee? I'm Chef Poopoo. Bowser: CHEF POOPOO! Chef Peepee: Who's Chef Poopoo? I'm Chef Peepee. Wario: This might take a while. 2 days later Chef Peepee: Who's Chef Poopoo? I'm Chef Peepee. Bowser: You're fired. Chef Peepee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Choco-Money 0 9411 p84d5iocmxtvjevyyg6ekp0f8l3l9yh 17717 2014-02-20T21:56:52Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Series. It will be the eighth episode aired, but the first to start being written. ==Script== Willy Wonka..." This is an episode of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Series. It will be the eighth episode aired, but the first to start being written. ==Script== Willy Wonka is talking with an Oompa-Loompa about new inventions. Willy Wonka: How about chocolate shaped and colored to look like money! Oompa: Wow! What a great idea! Willy: Great! I GOTTA PEE AGAIN. 0 9428 c2ippmxgjt7vxpxoqfq3r1tjpi0gena 17761 2014-02-21T18:59:31Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Luigi: Hey, Waluigi. Waluigi: Hi. Luigi: Uh-oh,.,, I gotta pee. (Steps away and when he reaches t..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Luigi: Hey, Waluigi. Waluigi: Hi. Luigi: Uh-oh,.,, I gotta pee. (Steps away and when he reaches the bathroom the doorknob disappears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ===Scene 2=== Luigi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(sobs)OOOOOOOOOOOOO...... What was I talking about? I Gots to Know! 0 9429 35aq0zeoaxj1wigejg4vlkc0vosbg9m 17768 2014-02-21T21:57:45Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Can you sniff Daisy's butt for me, Toad? Toad: WHY THE FISHTATO WOULD I DO THAT?!!!!!!!! Luigi: I go..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Can you sniff Daisy's butt for me, Toad? Toad: WHY THE FISHTATO WOULD I DO THAT?!!!!!!!! Luigi: I gots to know! Toad: Oh... kay?!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?rr LuigiTube 0 9430 f3lp136bbn41iwvwl2oouukfssr10ml 18315 2014-03-07T23:27:39Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show season 26.
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| Easy as Not Pie | THE SIX HUNDREDTH EPISODE SPECTACULAR |
Note: This page is under construction ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Luigi: Hey, I need to check my YouTube for any new comments. Luigi logs in to YouTube, only to find his account has been terminated for no reason known. Luigi: Aww friday! Luigi pokes a needle at the computer screen, and it breaks. Luigi: Well, that could've been worse. Luigi goes and steals a computer. ===Scene 2=== Luigi: OK, there might be a super-mad gangster coming after me now. (buys a new computer) That's better. Gangster: Dum diddy dum, here I come! And YOU BETTER GIVE MAH COMPUTER BACK! Luigi: (gives it back) Gangster: Thank you. Now I ain't gonna do nothin' but eat chicken. Luigi: All right, now what? Yoshi: Maybe create a new YouTube channel? Luigi: YOSHI?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!??!/!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? How long have you been here? Yoshi: 4 hours. Luigi: What the flying fishtato? Well, now that I have a new computer, I'll create a new channel called Luigiman12345. Yoshi: OK! ===Scene 3=== Luigi: OK, username, Luigiman12345. E-mail, luigiman12345@luigiman12345.com. Password, luigiman12345. Now to upload a video! ===Scene 4=== Luigi: Is it recording? AW FUDGE NUGGETS. I didn't hit record (hits record)
(Wario crashes through the ceiling) Wario: I wanna go viral! Luigi: Um, can you get the potato outta here? Wario: Uh, no. Waluigi: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Wario punches Luigi around the world Wario: (after Luigi comes back) Sorry about that. Luigi: I'll edit that last line out later. After editing Luigi: (uploads the video) Yay! ===Scene 5=== Luigi: (refreshing the page 5 minutes later) 42,682,491 views?!?!?!?!??! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Wario: I'm famous! Luigi: Really?! Wario: I have 42,682,491 hits! I am going to kill myself if I keep coming home from jail. 0 9446 pkcmrkni4532lxu4u0q1qu1edtzrmpu 19376 2014-03-22T15:04:26Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: YAY, jail! That's a sentence most people won't say in their lives. Police officer: Wario, are you ready to go? Wario: Go? Go where? Police officer: Home. Wario: WHAT? Every script so far Police officer: Don't die please. We love you here, but rules are rules. No Visible Legs 0 9449 4g4te4pw6lwvkhqllsj3b2ds4ylcfdj 18175 2014-03-04T23:07:43Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Uh-oh. My legs?!!?!? No visible legs! Bowser: Hi, War-hey, where are your legs? Wario: I dunno, but now I can pretend to be able to levitate. Bowser: Cool. Wario: (his legs reappear) Crud. Mr. Bollox and Bowser Finally Realize This is Getting Old 0 9457 crdx2xwlbz9fbudefvezzhzvxbc88a0 18510 2014-03-10T17:54:14Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mr. Bollox: Wow, we've been peeing on each other ten times now. Bowser: It's kinda getting old. Let's never do it again. Mr. Bollox: Abracabacon. (a big pancake appears) I've gotten permission from IHOP to poof some of their pancakes to me. Bowser: I didn't know they made pancakes this big. Mr. Bollox: Oh, they don't. I do though. Bowser: Oh. ===Scene 2=== Wario: Hi, Mario! Mario: PEE FIGHT! (starts to pee on Wario) Wario: No! Augh! Gross! I'd rather have a poo fight! Mario: OK..... (Poops on Wario) Wario: ...... Yaay! If The Internet Was Real: Mario Edition 0 9460 40pxxgpe5tsdchuj93hpyfrrjw0yuki 19103 2014-03-18T17:35:24Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Hey, Luigi, have you ever wondered what life would be like if it was like the Interwebz? Luigi: I guess so. Where's my taco? Mario: I wonder.... If The Internet Was Real YouTube' Waluigi: (presses Wario's stomach and a video plays) Wario: Thanks for subscribing! Twitter Yoshi: Hi, Toad. Toad: I kind of have a character limit right now, so, I got a score of 90 on Flappy--whoops, mom limit. Yoshi: What the heck? Toad: Derp Facebook Wario is wearing Mario's clothes Waluigi: Like. Wario: Thanks! Google Mario: Cornflakes Luigi: I found 200,000,000 results for Cornflakes. Mario: Wow, thanks... I think. Where are mine? Luigi: Sorry, none of them tell you that. Yelp Wario: So, how's this restaurant? Waluigi: The lighting's all wrong, my nachos have no cheese, the spaghetti noodles are too long, the service is terrible, it's too expensive, and the burgers are all slobbery. 0.5 stars. Back to real life Mario: Well, that would be interesting... Luigi: Yeah. Pee Fight! 0 9463 7ckbk96nwoafm05rp1ccihqbfqowm5c 21024 2014-04-23T14:55:31Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show with guest stars Smosh, aka Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox ==Script== Mario: So, Yoshi... Yoshi: Yeah? Mario: Who the heck are these guys in my house? Anthony: I'm Anthony from Smosh, and I'm with Ian, I mean stupid. Ian: SHUT UP. Anthony: PEE FIGHT! (Starts peeing on Ian) Ian: Not again! Mario: Anthony, stop abusing Ian! Mr. Bollox vs. Bowser, Pee Round 8 0 9468 r272uronajhrv5mtfi23lkp7x3u4wh2 17885 2014-02-25T17:22:23Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: So we're doing this again? Bowser: I guess so. Mr. Bollox: Round 8. Begin! They start peeing on ea..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: So we're doing this again? Bowser: I guess so. Mr. Bollox: Round 8. Begin! They start peeing on each other. Mr. Bollox: (spits on Bowser) Hahaha. Bowser: (breathes fire on Mr. Bollox and he burns) Point, BOWSER. Who's Yo Mommy? 0 9473 8o1t9irif12jgy73xuf85439dbaqsha 20256 2014-04-05T17:26:11Z Matt11111 5219805 wh This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: WHO'S YO MOMMY? You Don't Count 0 9498 glqv3ecc5dqrra1gthfc837ea8p242x 17959 2014-02-27T14:36:33Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Le Mario Show ==Le Script== Wario: Hi, Waluigi. Mario, Luigi, and I are going to vote on what movie we're gonna watch..." This is an episode of Le Mario Show ==Le Script== Wario: Hi, Waluigi. Mario, Luigi, and I are going to vote on what movie we're gonna watch. Waluigi: What are the choices? Wario: Anyone for all the Star Wars movies? (Everyone raises their hands) Wario: Your vote doesn't count, Waluigi. wALUIGI: SHUT UP! Francium Blows Me Up 0 9508 ogsbthzfkznvhrvk1whybaexuipz6w5 19266 2014-03-20T20:49:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi is standing behind a table with a bowl of water and francium on it. Waluigi: Are we recording? Great. Hi, everyone, it's Waluigi. Today I'm going to show you what it looks like when you put francium in water. So what you need is... wait, I already told you that. Wario: My dear old fish, go and boil your head. Waluigi: SHUT UP! (throws a brick at Wario, knocking him out) So, take your francium, and put it in the water.... BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Waluigi: Someone get the fire retardant. ===Scene 2=== Waluigi: Wow, that was fun. I wonder how many views that video got me. (checks YouTube) TWO BILLION VIEWS!!!!!!1 WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Did You Know... 0 9526 352klfqj1jxoz9bvc04x63npf6yzmhw 18043 2014-03-01T16:17:51Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of Random Fact Show. ==Script== Newdol: So, we're on air? Yay! Welcome to Random Fact Show! Did you know my name is Newdol? It sounds like [[Noodle..." This is an episode of Random Fact Show. ==Script== Newdol: So, we're on air? Yay! Welcome to Random Fact Show! Did you know my name is Newdol? It sounds like Noodle! (takes out some noodles) Mandi Solary: And I'm his best friend. This show is awesome! Newdol: Actually, I'm not trying to make this a good show. Our manager is paying us 200,000 dollars per episode, so I'm really, just in it for the money. Mandi: Okay. But I'm going to make it good. Maybe we'll get 300,000. Newdol: OK. Let's go! I ITCH 0 9527 axubvisf6oo0e3vzuc4ivkvtxvwdi4c 18044 2014-03-01T16:20:02Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!, right? (goes to check) Yup. ==Script== Waluigi: Wario, I itch, can you scratch my back? Wario: No. [[Ca..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!, right? (goes to check) Yup. ==Script== Waluigi: Wario, I itch, can you scratch my back? Wario: No. Lithium In My Water... Wait... LITHIUM? 0 9534 ts65mzsvyw0n18mj4j57bkt61pbxway 19727 2014-03-25T20:59:51Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Mario, let's put lithium in Bowser's water. Mario: OK! (Wario sneaks up and pours a bit of lithium in the water.) Bowser: (walks in) Boy am I thirsty. A free bottle of water! (opens it and it explodes) NOOOOOOOOO! I'M SO THIRSTY!!!! (dies) The Long Long Line 0 9540 1n34n1i1agxkbmxjziixe3nxwh49apx 21420 2014-04-30T16:08:57Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, is it just me, or has it been 6 hours since we came here to order food? Waluigi: IT HAS BEEN 6 HOURS! AND THE LINE IS JUST TOO FRIDAYING LONG! (breaks a lamp)
Wario: Where the heck did that lamp come from? Waluigi: I dunno. Wario: (begins to punch everyone in line) We'd like to order now. Cashier (aka You): Oh, heck no! We ran out of food. Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M STARVING LIKE CRAZY! Big Trouble 0 9575 22ffxgsaenb5znf7k5iyf44g7ih560a 18721 2014-03-13T21:49:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Hey, Waluigi, I just baked some potato chips. Waluigi: Oh, cool! Let's show the other X-Men. In the living room. Knuckles: What's going on, guys? Wario: I baked some chips and put them in this big bag. Who wants some. Donkey Kong: No offense, but you have a pretty bad reputation when it comes to cooking. Wario: What the Friday are you talking about? Donkey Kong: Last time you baked cookies, you accidentally made them too hot and we all exploded. Wario: That was one time. Let it go! At least you were back in the next episode. Bowser: True, but what about the time you made a cake? We thought it was brown because it was a chocolate cake. Turned out you burned it. Wario: OK.... So I'll just go where no one knows how good I am, the street. Donkey Kong: I'll try them if they get on the news. Wario: OK. Donkey Kong: And if they get their own chapter in history books, they cure cancer, it makes people taller, becomes popular among penguins, and a bunch of other stuff. I'll make a list. Wario: See you later. (goes to set up a chip stand) ===Scene 2=== At the new chip stand Wario: Where are all the dang customers? Waluigi: This block isn't very busy. Wario: Oh yeah? Suddenly, an influx of people come in Waluigi: Never mind. Wario: Who wants to sample my chips? Customer 1: I'll pay 50 dollars. Wario: That'll give you.... 200 chips! Customer 1: Wow, thanks! Wario: Who else wants to take some for just a quarter? Customer 2: Me! (takes 12) Wario: That'll be 3 dollars. The rest of the scene consists of customers taking random amounts of chips and Wario receiving lots of munny. ===Scene 3=== A police officer comes up to Wario's chip stand Police officer: You got a license to be selling chips here? Wario: Yes..... No. Police officer: You're in big trouble. The punishment is... no eating chips for a week. Wario: Okay. No Chips. One Week ===Scene 4=== 1 week later Wario: I got a license to be selling these chips, and I haven't eaten any. Police officer: Good boy. You're free to go. We're Flying 0 9578 f0fr7sg4zzv3xa2y777fsotmeo43iy4 18201 2014-03-05T20:14:36Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of the Mario Show. ==Script== Mario:Hey,Luigi! Look what I got in my Happy Meal! Luigi: What? Mario: An airplane! Luigi: You can't fly that, it's a toy. Mario: Aww... Virtual Trumpet 0 9610 rwzypthqs1xp016u0yin132iuiuwqbm 18263 2014-03-06T23:41:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of New App Show. ==Script== Coming soon " This is an episode of New App Show. ==Script== Coming soon I Forgot NOTHING 0 9611 fxpye6sv8ivxa43pcv3ysu10ma6qrdy 18265 2014-03-06T23:47:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Luigi, you forgot to buy the milk. Luigi: I didn't forget anything. Mario: What do you mean? Luigi: It'..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Luigi, you forgot to buy the milk. Luigi: I didn't forget anything. Mario: What do you mean? Luigi: It's outside. Mario: OK... (walks outside and sees 1,000 gallons of milk) Thanks! The Bleeping Day 0 9612 947qbv69m0jc2y89o4uatmago4wbgmw 18266 2014-03-06T23:54:45Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Bleep. Waluigi: Bleep bleep bleep? [[Categ..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Bleep. Waluigi: Bleep bleep bleep? Bowser Jr.'s Birthday Cake 0 9618 ngh1at3vy5zw7s2fqynuetmvtfz5hop 18514 2014-03-10T18:04:06Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Scene 2 */ This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Bowserette are in the living room around noon, waiting for Chef Peepee, Chef G, and Bowser's Wife to come home to play video games. They are playing New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast, and Bowser just jumped on a Goomba. Bowser: Nice level you made here. Bowser Jr.: There's a feature where you can design your own 8-world full-length game! I spent all Friday night making it. That's the reason why you saw me asleep and drooling at 7:30 this morning. Bowser: So, what does World 1-1 look like? Bowser Jr.: It starts with a single Koopa Troopa, followed by some Question Blocks, the third of which has a Raccoon Feather. 5 minutes later (as BORING BORING BORING is scrolling across the screen continuously) Bowser Jr.: So, that's the first course. Bowser: (checks his watch) It's about 12:10. Your mom and our chefs should arrive soon. Bowserette: (picks up a Squeeze Box Mushroom) Now I can defeat enemies with my stupid accordion playing. Bowser Jr.: I actually plan to take accordion lessons in the future. Bowser: Yeah, would you like to join us? Bowserette: (as a Goomba dies on screen with the squeezebox) I'm good. Bowser Jr.: I'm still in. ===Scene 2=== Out on the street, where we see the chefs and Bowser's Wife Chef Peepee: Why are we out here anyway? Bowser's Wife: It's such a beautiful day! Who wouldn't want to be out here. Chef Peepee: I admit I'm enjoying it. Chef G: Plus it's your birthday, Chef Peepee. Chef Peepee: Hopefully for once I won't be yelled at and tackled before I can finish my-- (Bowser's Wife tackles Chef Peepee) Chef Peepee: Sentences. What the heck?! Bowser's Wife: Sorry, just habit. Chef Peepee: I'd tackle you, but you're a woman. Common courtesy, you know what I'm saying? ===Scene 3=== Bowser Jr.: It's Chef Peepee's birthday! Abracabacon! (poofs up a cake and other party things. Bowser: Have you been taking magic lessons? Bowser Jr.: Yes. Bowser: Yaaaaaay! Take 291 0 9621 rwzbx5k8rztmr3bacv4qn93tmu46nyu 18331 2014-03-08T02:52:56Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: LOL. Time to start filming this movie, Waluigi Dies. Waluigi: What?! Wario: Don't worry. I cast [[Ryan G..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: LOL. Time to start filming this movie, Waluigi Dies. Waluigi: What?! Wario: Don't worry. I cast Ryan Gosling to play you. You won't die. Yoshi's Wait... What? 0 9638 eslcvh1w18wrxbxxr7owai8yyvoh3w9 20381 2014-04-08T16:07:20Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show, and the 2200th page on the wiki. ==Script== Mario and Yoshi are sitting on the couch, exchanging random facts. Mario: Did you know that what the heck is that on your nose, and how have I not noticed it? Yoshi: Wait, what? Oh, this is a berry tree. (fishes a berry out) Want one? Mario: No thanks, I'm trying this new diet where I don't eat any stupid snot fruit. I LOVE YOU SUR! 0 9652 42ti9yk1rh35neohr1b75be9i0ftsuu 21261 2014-04-28T00:11:46Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario is dressed as Daisy, and is about to walk into the living room, where Luigi is watching TV. Mario (dressed as Daisy. Wait, should I say Daisy? Mario? Daisario? Maraisy?):I LOVE YOU SUR! Luigi: Hang on! (pulls Daisymariodaisariomaraisy's zipper (wtftwtfdmdclkdek))Mario? That's just weird. Luigi Teams Up with Mr. Marlio 0 9653 gpd8ua010zcww1206dtrt55dua3yje8 18437 2014-03-09T02:35:14Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: I am going to team up with Mr. Marlio and Mr. Bollox. To be continued. [[Cate..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: I am going to team up with Mr. Marlio and Mr. Bollox. To be continued. He's a Magical Fat Guy Flying Through the Sky! 0 9654 1cmjt9xpoctgp0h0k2txd2qd79tcpdm 18967 2014-03-17T15:40:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Knuckles: Popcornario, get the popcorn. Wario's gonna fly for us. Popcornario: Okay. 5 minutes later, the X-Men are waiting for Wario to prepare. They are all in beach chairs. Waluigi has his camera ready. Donkey Kong is trying not to laugh. Bowser is smiling like a fool. Knuckles is looking nonchalant. Popcornario has the popcorn. Suddenly, Wario comes into view. ===Scene 2=== Waluigi begins to film and starts singing. Waluigi: (singing) He's a magical fat guy flying through the sky! Knuckles: Shoot it down. Waluigi: NO WAY! He's my brother. He may be annoying, but he's still my only brother. Knuckles: I'm not actually shooting him down. It's from asdfmovie. Do you have no YouTube experience? Waluigi: Not in that area, that's for sure not. The X-Men Watch A Movie 0 9655 2ro3pn1f1fl394hf2ixircns0yx1984 21324 2014-04-28T21:44:55Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Hey, X-Men! Let's watch a movie! Waluigi: What movie should we watch? Bowser: BOWSER WORLD. Wario: I was thinking Explosions: The Movie. To be continued. MUH NACHOS! 0 9690 677jkjz5tgkqm5dlaq45hjm1oclamor 18891 2014-03-16T01:40:05Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode or The Mario Show ==Script== Toad and Yoshi are eating snacks. Yoshi is having a big bowl of nachos. Toad has a tiny slice of pizza from Tiny's Toad: Can I have some nachos? Yoshi: Sure! (Toad reaches for the nachos and eats them all) Yoshi: MUH NACHOS! Kick. Mario's Lasagna Record 0 9691 5q1oid7tzmxrit6gwdj2dusg26g4w6b 20517 2014-04-12T12:10:26Z Matt11111 5219805 This episode of The Mario Show has been rated AWESOME! WARNING: Be sure to take your awesomeness in large doses. It'll help with you social life. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario is in the kitchen where there is a super sized oven. Luigi walks in. Luigi: Hi. What's with the big oven? Mario: I'm trying to make the biggest lasagna ever. It is measured by the area of the top. The world record is 10,000 square feet. Luigi: And what's the next square number after that? Mario: Ten thousand two hundred something. To be continued The Angry Bird 0 9692 qv53zd3siifueytpg6djf9npwocrm8k 18508 2014-03-10T17:38:11Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Luigi, what's the yellow bird doing in our living room? [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Luigi, what's the yellow bird doing in our living room? Dirt Language 0 9693 8r7svc81pqsxck7ukxwna9eouqwqv63 18513 2014-03-10T18:01:51Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario is in his garden playing with dirt. Mario: I CAN CREATE A LANGUAGE WITH THIS! Luigi: Reall..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario is in his garden playing with dirt. Mario: I CAN CREATE A LANGUAGE WITH THIS! Luigi: Really? Dirt? Mario: Yes. You can throw different amounts, types, and sources of dirt. Luigi: Oh. The Anti-Yo Mama Joke Federation 0 9836 nmlw0cfhma1zpfxek1k560zvub91dc1 18923 2014-03-16T20:44:51Z Matt11111 5219805 The Anti-Yo Mama Joke Federation is an episode of Mr. Bollox's Mom Show season 2.
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| Air date | October 10, 2003 |
| Written by | Greatlegoman29 and Matt11111 |
| Directed by | Greatlegoman29 |
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==Transcript== ===Scene 1=== Mr. Bollox's Mom: What a lovely day! Some random kids outside: Yo mama so fat, that the National Weather Service names each one of her-- Mr. Bollox's Mom (yelling): CUT IT OUT! This is rude and insulting, so please stop! Some random kids outside: Aww! Mr. Bollox's Mom leaves the playground and walks on, while the children go back to telling these jokes. ===Scene 2=== Mr. Bollox's Mom: (at home) I need a plan. (turns on the TV and the news is on.) Dero: Hi, I'm Dero The TV Announcer. Today's top story is about an Anti-Swearing Federation. It's a group of hundreds of New Yorkers working together to end swearing forever. They aim to end the use of words like Suddenly, a preemption Narrator: We interrupt this news story to show you this picture of Mr. Bollox's mom, just because it's really in right now. Back to your regular programming. Dero: Ok, that was weird. The Anti-Swearing Federation has eliminated swearing in New York, California, Rhode Island, and Alaska, and are close in 35 other states. Mr. Bollox's Mom: In order to do that they ought to be-- wait a minute! Ding! I can start an Anti-Yo Mama Joke Federation! I am a genius!!!!!! ===Scene 3=== Mr. Bollox's Mom is filming a commercial Mr. Bollox's Mom: The Anti-Yo Mama Joke Federation! Help stop Yo Mama Jokes forever! ==Trivia== Coming Soon Faaaaail! 0 9874 ctq8w3qogq7nqeulieo1ritvkoj1ipr 20258 2014-04-05T17:33:30Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario and Mario are sitting with Luigi, Waluigi, Yoshi, Toad, and Bowser, discussing random topics. Luigi: One time I was going into my green green green bedroom... Flashback Luigi: Too much green here. My walls are green, my closet is green, my computer's background is green, my bed is green, my TV is green, my LuigiPhone is green, and my window is green. Holy fudge nuggets. I have to change the color of something! 5 minutes later Luigi: Now everything is yellow. This reminds me too much of Peach. Back to reality Wario: Faaaaaaail! Mario: Teehee. Yoshi: Teeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(8 minutes later)ee. Bowser: (burps) Pi Is Finished 0 9935 et010oi3eymosjfzzz6ry98j7y9qy6t 18910 2014-03-16T18:00:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Birdo: Yoshi, aren't Mario and Luigi supposed to be here by now? Yoshi: Yeah. Where are they? Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Yoshi: (opens the door and the bros are there.) Mario! Luigi! You're here. Where the heck have you been? Mario: We were busy calculating pi until we found the 423,523,723,619,482th digit. The last digit has finally been found. Luigi: It goes... 3.14159265398979.... Trillions of digits later Luigi: 275829. Yoshi: Wow, thanks for wasting my time. Luigi: No problem. Suddenly, pineapples. Mario: SpongeBob's pineapple isn't a pineapple at all. These are. Yoshi: I knew there was something wrong about that house. The X-Men Get Detention 0 9940 0i1nie9jbh6w881il451jyra7fnnf8m 20013 2014-03-30T22:27:32Z Matt11111 5219805 This episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! has been rated... AWESOME. Warning: Don't go to school when you're 33 years old. You'll probably get expelled within 10 minutes. It's the sequel to The X-Men Go To School. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== The X-Men are still at Mario High Wario: (farts) Uh, what does it mean if I fart? Some random teacher that's also a world record holder for fastest Rubik's Cube solving who also has a photographic memory and probably has the longest name on The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show, and that show's name is pretty long anyway: I AM SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA, and I heard someone fart! Bowser: SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA? What kind of name is that? That teacher with a long name: A name. I changed it. You're going to detention. Bowser: You changed your name to You're going to detention? SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: No! I changed my name to Some random teacher that's also a world record holder for fastest Rubik's Cube solving who also has a photographic memory and probably has the longest name on The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show, and that show's name is pretty long anyway. Bowser: Oh. Weirdo. SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: Wario's going to detention for farting. (Everyone else farts) SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: If there's anything that ticks me off more than multiple rule breakers, it's tilapia with honey spilled all over it. Wario: Why are we in trouble for this? I've farted 29,391 times in my life, and none of them got me into trouble! SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: (takes out the rule book) Have you not read the rule book? It says here on page 19238, rule number 104723 is no farting. Ever. Wario: Oh...... Why did you need that book? You have a photographic memory. SRTTAAWRHFFRCSWAHAPMAPHTLNOTSWBWWSATSNIPLA: I just wanted to show you so you wouldn't think I was lying. Wario: OK. Detention it is. Waluigi Gets Turned Into a Soda Machine 0 9942 930hh0p3g1yp2cu8l7g2ix3svuq4apy 21421 2014-04-30T16:10:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi and Daisy are at McDonald's. Daisy: Are you finished ordering yet? Waluigi: And I'll have that, and that, and that, and that, and that 5 minutes later Waluigi: And that. Oh, and give me 5 of each. Daisy: Are you crazy? Waluigi: No. I'm insane. There's a difference. You: Your food is ready. Waluigi: Thanks. You: The bad news is, you need 17 trucks to carry it all home. Daisy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (turns Waluigi into a soda machine) Waluigi: NO fair. Daisy: I AM INSANE A WOMAN Q is dukie 0 9944 4rev00ecwvkgmzczr03vvt6hzuoxpm0 18943 2014-03-17T12:26:30Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Knuckles, and Donkey Kong are doing math. Wario: So, I fi..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Knuckles, and Donkey Kong are doing math. Wario: So, I figured out that Q equals dukie. Waluigi: Dukie? Are you stupid?
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Wario: No! Look to your right. Bowser: He's right. See the resemblance between this Q and Dukey from Johnny Test? Waluigi: I do! Donkey Kong: (starts humming wedding music) Waluigi: What? Just? Happened? Top Ten Characters 0 9945 15zob185oi5z8lvz4q40eba1r2va8qj 20078 2014-04-01T20:39:58Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Narrator: Today we're going to show you the best Mario Show characters ever. A list comes on screen, and scrolls up the screen so fast no one can read it. Narrator: Have a nice day. Mr. Bollox: Was I on it? Wow, a 10x10 ShengShou! 0 9952 n9qbr1su70c99rbjh825tw17bxix3vr 18953 2014-03-17T13:16:23Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Luigi, I just got a ShengShou 10x10! Luigi: Wow! Mario: I'm going to unbox it, make a ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Luigi, I just got a ShengShou 10x10! Luigi: Wow! Mario: I'm going to unbox it, make a YouTube video, and let you know how it is. Luigi: Can I help? Mario: Sure! To be continued. We Need a Toilet 0 10014 erroxw5wtk5xbooxcoi7l6xyqa9vudi 19055 2014-03-18T00:21:16Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of whoS oiraM ehT. Wait... that says Who's Oiram, Eht? Alright, first of all, who's Eht, and second, read that backwards. ==Script== ===..." This is an episode of whoS oiraM ehT. Wait... that says Who's Oiram, Eht? Alright, first of all, who's Eht, and second, read that backwards. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Bowser: I gotta poo. (walks into one of the 1,000 bathrooms in the castle... house? Couse? Castlehouse? Housecastle?) THE TOILET IS MISSING! To be continued No More Ham 0 10016 t4akdohv0lqk1g0sx986bsh14q07pfh 19063 2014-03-18T12:40:10Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario is sneaking up on Wario's fridge while the X-Men are out of the house. Mario: Let's steal the ham! (opens the fridge) That's a lot of ham. (takes it all and leaves) ===Scene 2=== The X-Men have returned Wario: I'm hungry for some ham and pie. (opens the fridge and sees the pie. He doesn't see the lot of ham though.) What? No more ham? 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Knuckles: Whoa. That's a lot of exclamation points. (Nim-nom appears) Nim-nom: What am I doing here? ===Scene 2=== LasaParty 0 10017 midyimxsdi1f6ljbx77uz8rm8t5kqpf 19766 2014-03-26T15:38:00Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Script */ This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: LASAGNA PARTY TIME! (Suddenly, every Mario character ever appears, and thousands of pounds of lasagna.) Mario: Uh-oh.... To be continued That's it... Hmong sucks. 0 10018 du5egw78py58a0l1njho45u4qslmxgj 21688 2014-05-06T12:20:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, can you translate this awesome sentence for me into Hmong? I have to write a paper entirely in Hmong for no reason. Waluigi: OK. Wario: Hmong is awesome. Waluigi: Hmoob yog stupid. Wario: That's it.... Hmong sucks. Waluigi: AAAAAaa is pokemon. Wario: What the...? Shtop shpeaking gibberis. Yoshi and Mario Go to the Park 0 10019 sc4fwyfv4zrlbpb77g4j94i74pj1tsa 19068 2014-03-18T12:55:39Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario and Yoshi are at the Wa Park To. Be. Continued! [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario and Yoshi are at the Wa Park To. Be. Continued! Mario Jumps Forever 0 10020 i7857qve2q9kwdn6659mx2ithj0xz14 19069 2014-03-18T13:08:16Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: I'm going to jump forever. (starts jumping) 5 minutes later MArio: I'm tired. [[Cate..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: I'm going to jump forever. (starts jumping) 5 minutes later MArio: I'm tired. WARIO IS SPY 0 10034 cactw1n0t4jhcfajhjlc6l2b6yd6xr9 19113 2014-03-19T12:15:55Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What a stupid average stupid awesome stupid awesome not stupid day. Donkey Kong: Huh?..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: What a stupid average stupid awesome stupid awesome not stupid day. Donkey Kong: Huh? Wario: (eats Donkey Kong) I IS SPY! Donkey Kong: Aw, fudge nuggets.r Waluigi's A Dog! 0 10043 25g88rq5gnviy46amodnrfhqujpxq4l 19128 2014-03-19T12:45:23Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Waluigi: Woof! Wario: OMG WALUIGI'S A DOG? [[Cate..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Waluigi: Woof! Wario: OMG WALUIGI'S A DOG? Fushroom! 0 10049 3j2k4hh5yoplqc78li1lqbevezkan5x 20759 2014-04-17T14:14:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: (walks into the living room) What a nice d--What the heck is that on the floor? Also, who's Harry Styles? Waluigi: I found it. It's a fushroom. Wario: What's that? Waluigi: A mushroom full of a random drink. The F is for full. And then the ushroom is mushroom. Parallel Universes with Mario and Wario 0 10062 65xx54u0c0q7y3ymrihev3kzb5vyovt 20132 2014-04-02T22:19:06Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Hey, Wario, did you know that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, all of them unique? Meaning, we are doing something different in every universe. Wario: Wow, sounds cool. Let's explore them. Let's go to the universe where we start a show like Good Mythical Morning, but it's Good Mario Morning? Mario: Okay! (presses a button) ===Scene 2=== In the new universe Mario: Good Mario Morning! I'm Mario! Wario: And I'm Wario. Today we're starting a brand new morning show here on YouTube, live at 9 a.m, each and every weekday morning. Mario: Did you know that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, and you're doing something different in each one? Wario: Let's look at some! (taps the microphone) ===Scene 3=== In a universe where Mario wears yellow and purple and Wario wears red and blue Wario: Nice outfit! Mario: Yours is pretty nice too! Wario: Thanks. I feel something is different though. To be continued The Whole Story 0 10068 thg9q7hmebdwf8va1m5t0fsdl3o1f14 19194 2014-03-20T02:21:59Z Greatlegoman29 4543413 Adding categories The Whole Story is an episode of Mr. Bollox's Mom Show season one.
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| Air date | January 10, 2003 |
| Written by | Greatlegoman29 |
| Directed by | Greatlegoman29 and Matt11111 |
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==Transcript== ===Scene 1=== Mr. Bollox's Mom is sitting at a restaurant table with her friend, chatting peacefully about what has happened around recently. MR. BOLLOX'S MOM: So, Shawna really had to ditch Phineas Flynn for all of this? FRIEND: Like, whoa. I don't know how much it would take to get on Candace Flynn's side, even if you've liked Phineas at least once. MR. BOLLOX'S MOM: Oh yeah! FRIEND: So, the only way to work it out is for her to go back-- Dang it. Mr. Bollox's Mom and her friend head out to the movie theater. ===Scene 2=== Coming Soon! ==Trivia== Coming Soon! THE SIX HUNDRETH EPISODE SPECTACULAR 0 10071 gi1mndksyi5up5x8ikgscl8529eyujv 19208 2014-03-20T14:10:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Guys! Great news! Wario: What? Mario: We've reached six HUNDRED..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Guys! Great news! Wario: What? Mario: We've reached six HUNDRED episodes of The Mario Show! Luigi: Wow, 600? Really? Waluigi: According to the episode list on our page on the Wackishly Awesome Randomness, it is. It was accidentally originally placed as the 601st, then Matt switched some episodes around and now it truly is number 600! To be continued suckers. Wario Finds the End of Pi 0 10072 8fl9hiuhzktox6elj4b5yxit1l23yof 21685 2014-05-05T23:24:29Z Matt11111 5219805 /* Scene 2 */ This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: (on his computer) YES! I finally found it! Bowser: (walks in) What did you find? Wario: The last digit of pi! Bowser: Cool. ===Scene 2=== Wario has gathered the rest of the X-Men Wario: Hello, X-Men. Before we get to our plan of attack on the Koopa Mafia, I found the last digit of pi! Waluigi: Yay! Wario: It goes....3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350 141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862 518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786 085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488 626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917 287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352765843781637486178326413581037563413905872394610983817329051983401238651238946189307596349832561834613285719836491237581638163659283742638571837491362613469182378561392841923865901237846138953982385619837498236591623947902385610391264230571389649382759169873984612938759136198324798213794637526478567239748237982798461936917394798236480239871283704971293084619236094172380581748960230947129387519836209482361896389561360498326956139879837249126357389478932795623847238956918327498365714962981230659374982369136948236597946298364912(trillions of digits later)9. Donkey Kong: Okay, great. So how are we gonna beat the Koopa Mafia? Wario: No idea. Knuckles: (asplodes) Wario: Great! I hate that guy. Go to McDonald's 0 10073 n2knd2focnrnrt0hcc7h3j3aivggp81 20816 2014-04-20T01:40:10Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: LET'S GO TO MCDONALD'S! Waluigi: OK! Bowser: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS? Knuckles: I HAVE NO IDEA. Suddenly, pineapples. Donkey Kong: Pineapples? Bowser: I hate pineapples. Let's go. ===Scene 2=== The X-Men are in their bus that looks like an MTA bus. The Koopa Mafia pull up in their car. Mario: Hey, Wario! Wario: Hi. Mario: So.... are we gonna end this war? Wario: Nope. (eats Mario and burps) I'm not hungry anymore. Waluigi: I'll drive. You sit in the back of the bus. Wario: Okay. (gets up and goes to the back) Waluigi: We're here. Wario: Order already. Waluigi: I would like 2 million hamburgers, 100,000,000,000 orders of large fries, a Rubik's Cube cake, 1,000,000,000 chicken nuggets, 3,000,000 large vanilla shakes, over 9,000 apple pies, 30,000 butt burgers, 5 Mega Potatoes, 500 Filet-O-Fishes, 9,000,000 McDoubles, 13,429 cheeseburgers, and just about everything you have. Just give me the entire restaurant's supply. Cashier: OK, but we don't sell butt burgers. Bowser: OH YEAH?! (tackles the cashier and finds the butt burgers and eats one) Wow, this is good stuff! Waluigi: I like Happeh Mealz. SOME POOP!!!!! 0 10107 pjx1mpf1qzcm90halexhql9imaejnnd 19264 2014-03-20T20:36:17Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: POOP! (goes to the bathroom to poop) Waluigi: I need to poop! Wario and Waluigi poop at the same time a..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Wario: POOP! (goes to the bathroom to poop) Waluigi: I need to poop! Wario and Waluigi poop at the same time and fill up the toilet The Pickled YouTube Poop Syndrome of Mr. Bollox's Mom 0 10112 4kl3c9nvrx00yjed9ys7nj1lqkev64f 19982 2014-03-30T14:06:59Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mr. Bollox's mom: (turns on the camera) Hello, everyone! Time for Pickles and Poo with whatever the heck my first name is. Today we're going to poop on this pickle. Mr. Bollox: Oh no ya don't! (jumps on her) No one wants to see your poop. Mr. Bollox's mom: Good point, but I can't STOP! (poops on Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I HAVE THE PICKLED YOUTUBE POOP SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEE! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I START BARFING PICKLES.... Wait, that's not a side effect. But how did you get it? Mr. Bollox's mom: I dunno. Mr. Bollox: Looks like a job for Detective Mario! Also, what are you doing filming pickled poop garbage in my house? Mr. Bollox's Mom: This is your house? What am I doing here? ===Scene 2=== Detective Mario has shown up Mario: So, your mom has the pickled YouTube Poop Syndrome? Mr. Bollox: Yeah, how'd she get it? Mario: It's very contagious. Maybe someone who had it before her pooped on her, giving her the syndrome. All I have to go is go into a time machine to stop them from pooping on her. Mr. Bollox: Oh, cool. I'll come with you, but how can a time machine fit in that tiny detective kit? Mario: It's a keyboard. (types in "Go to the last time someone pooped on Mr. Bollox's mom") Mr. Bollox: Let's go! ===Scene 3=== Mario and Mr. Bollox are on the street. Mr. Bollox: So where's my mom? Mario: Look to your right. Mr. Bollox: So, LUIGI passed the virus onto my mom? Mario: Yep. Now we have to go meet Luigi 2 minutes earlier before he poops on her. (types in "Luigi 2 minutes earlier") To be continued Or Maybe There Is 0 10113 8kn146tdfbcs7ewvaqp1mpnchouk8tj 19315 2014-03-21T18:08:46Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: Hmmm... Wario's eating Mario's lasagna. Nothing weird there. Every script so far. Wario never eats lasagna!..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: Hmmm... Wario's eating Mario's lasagna. Nothing weird there. Every script so far. Wario never eats lasagna! Mr. Bollox vs. Bowser: Pee Round... 12? 0 10114 4klhjd4e2258ve735xwhwx47gnbkukq 19316 2014-03-21T18:20:10Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Are we really doing this again? Bowser: Are we? Mr. Bollox: Why are we doing this? Bowser: Mario of..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Are we really doing this again? Bowser: Are we? Mr. Bollox: Why are we doing this? Bowser: Mario offered to pay us 100 coins each. Mr. Bollox: Let's get started. They begin to pee on each other and random stuff happens. 10 minutes later Mr. Bollox: You win. Achoo! 0 10131 kqqc7qpp83gg4lf8jko7trw198ku0qg 19370 2014-03-22T01:57:39Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: A bomb in my nose? Achoo! [[Category:The Mar..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Waluigi: A bomb in my nose? Achoo! Mario's New Wiki 0 10140 p79lbw0k3cr70xw7u6epg4bagaxdxr8 19403 2014-03-23T16:57:50Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Let's make a new wiki! Mario logs into Wikia and makes a wiki called Mario's New Wiki. Mario: Perfect! [[Lu..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Mario: Let's make a new wiki! Mario logs into Wikia and makes a wiki called Mario's New Wiki. Mario: Perfect! Luigi: Hey, what's going on in here? Mario: I created a new wiki and am filling it with random pages about all of us characters, food, and everyday stuff. Angry Birds Invasion 0 10176 imhzuq6l2vxby96fgugggqeko4m2eyp 19534 2014-03-25T13:55:28Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== In the Angry Birds' lair, Chuck proposes a vacation to the Mushroom Kingdom. Jay: Yay! I've always wanted to go there! Jake: Awesome! Stella: I hope I don't accidentally make Mario Spaghetti go to space. Red: His last name isn't Spaghetti! Stella: Really? Red: It's Mario Stella: Seriously? KISS ME! Matilda: Are we gonna hurry up and go? Bomb: Already ready. I've got everything we need. Bubbles and Hal: Let's go! Hal: And don't forget that Wario might eat too much if we see him. Matilda: I'm a chicken! What if he wants chicken? Hal: Ah, well.... which body part is your least favorite? Matilda: I barely have anything! No legs, no wings. ===Scene 2=== In the Mushroom Kingdom Mario: Hey, Luigi, the Angry Birds are coming! Luigi: Wow! I can't WAIT! Waluigi's The President... Again 0 10200 a5t8yzl4rv8aes0xoaksu55c023w8wc 21653 2014-05-05T19:04:49Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Waluigi: (answers the phone) Hello? Barack Obama: I want you to be the president again. Waluigi: I'll certainly think about it--YES! Barack Obama: OK! Come to the Green House today. Waluigi: I thought it was the White House! Barack Obama: Some idiot painted it green. Waluigi: You might want to interrogate Luigi. Barack: OK, just come to the Wheen House. Waluigi: You just said the Green House! Where the heck am I supposed to show up? WHAT'S A WHEEN HOUSE?! WHAT KINDA COLOR IS WHEEN? HOW DO YOU SPELL WHEEN? WHO ARE YOU?! Barack: The White House that was painted green by Luigi. Waluigi: I never said it was Luigi. I said it might be Luigi. (hangs up) Wario: (walks in) What's going on in here? Waluigi: I was talking to Barack Obama while spinning on this giant hamster wheel. Wario: Why do we have a hamster wheel? Waluigi: No idea. ===Scene 2=== Waluigi: I, Waluigi W. Wario, do solemnly swear that WHY THE POTATO DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? I'M PRESIDENT! I'M GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD! Goomba's Fatness. 0 10201 cvbuqixmtazqljrgnrl574jsvqekbe1 19496 2014-03-24T14:41:49Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Goomba: (wakes up and yawns) Why do I look so fat? Wario: Because I fed you 382741083741 poun..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Goomba: (wakes up and yawns) Why do I look so fat? Wario: Because I fed you 382741083741 pounds of chicken last night while you were asleep. Goomba: So what does this mean? Wario: It means the war has to continue I guess. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 0 10202 8b0vbwbns3mehmptlgnqap30j0jzxcs 20727 2014-04-17T12:58:47Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: A pie in my living room? Every script so far!!!!!!!!!? Mr. Bollox Commercial: Pizza 0 10215 2tqg2v30wdr79ueoczy53y0l7odggwp 19541 2014-03-25T14:50:07Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Wazzup? It's Mister Friday Bollox. Today's commercial is about pizza. Pizza is a food that is round. I..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mr. Bollox: Wazzup? It's Mister Friday Bollox. Today's commercial is about pizza. Pizza is a food that is round. It usually can be ordered from a restaurant called a pizzeria in a square box. It is cut into 4, 6, or 8 triangular slices. A little geometry lesson. Not really. Anyway, pizza has dough made of bread, sauce, cheese, and sometimes toppings. Some toppings can be pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and so many more, but it has to have cheese or it sucks. Luigi Asplodes! 0 10218 9x0imyqfxwq80klbez1ixzlqwcfwj5u 21070 2014-04-24T16:09:04Z Matt11111 5219805 Punctuation goof This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Luigi: Hi, Mario! Mario: Hi. Luigi: I wanna asplode. Mario: Why? Luigi: Because I'll be back in the next mud-related episode. Mario: The next episode has no mud in it. But it might have Daisy. Luigi: Really? KISS MEH! (asplodes) Mario: What the heck was that? Seventy-One Warios 0 10270 a4abq53j1tev57xl3unfw9rh6hfday4 20223 2014-04-04T22:39:36Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I wonder what it would be like to clone myself. Waluigi: There's only one way to find out! Wario: What's that? Waluigi: Just wait and see. I'll be right back. ===Scene 2=== 10 minutes later Waluigi: I have all the equipment we'll need to get a cloning machine from the attic. Wario: OK. Why do we need a blowtorch, a baseball bat, Bluetooth, a banana, blueberries, a black bin, a broken bench, a billy goat, and a bear? Waluigi: We don't. I just wanted to hear what it sounded like saying all those B-words. (throws all the B-things out the window) Wario: Ok. Let's go already. The brothers open a safe which unlocks a ladder to the attic. ===Scene 3=== The bros are now in the attic. Wario: (cough cough) Ugh, when was the last time we came here? Waluigi: When I put this cloning machine here. I tried it out once then put it here. Wario: So you cloned yourself? Waluigi: Yeah. Wario: Where is he now? Waluigi: No idea. Wario: I found it! (picks it up) OK, let's bring this down now. ===Scene 4=== Back in the living room Wario: I'm ready! Waluigi: How many clones would you like? Wario: Seventy! Waluigi: (presses a bunch of buttons and clones Wario 70 times) Wario 1 (original Wario): Clones! Hello! All Wario Clones: Hi, master! Wario 1: I'm loving this. Let's invade the fridge! Wario 62: OK! Wario 37: I like pie! Wario 1: We're out of pie. Wario 37: Really? Wario 1: No. We have pie. Wario 13: I like onions. Wario 26: I like breadsticks. Wario 24: I like lasagna! Wario 1: OK, we have all the food in the world that there is. Or at least every ingredient to make it. Waluigi: Let's get started. Wario 10: I talked with the other Warios and we made a list of the foods we'll have for a week. (hands Wario 1 the list) Wario 1: (rolls out the list and it stretches all the way to Mario's house) Mario: What's this? Wario 1: IT'S A LIST OF THE FOODS MY CLONES WANT. Mario: WHAT CLONES? Aaaaaaaaa is pokemon 0 10297 6oyh9bn3lg43ou0dufxx9h0nsh99aij 19699 2014-03-25T20:40:56Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Let's translate random stuff from German to French. (types aaaaaaaaaa into Google Translat..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Let's translate random stuff from German to French. (types aaaaaaaaaa into Google Translate and gets pokemon) What the french toast? Exploding Eardrums 0 10299 2wd134l1v7cwbuoxqn33bzurp8imj0n 19735 2014-03-26T01:19:31Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Peach: (plays a really loud trumpet note) AAAAAAAAAAAA Daisy: (her EARDRUMS explode) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Peach: (plays a really loud trumpet note) AAAAAAAAAAAA Daisy: (her EARDRUMS explode) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KISS ME 0 10301 4ly3pbwch1svidcwvlv9owoqaw7l5br 19814 2014-03-27T12:05:27Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Peach: Luigi, I really do love you. Mario means nothing to me. Luigi: (gasps) REally? KISS MEH! (attacks Peach) Peach: April fools, idiot. (slaps Luigi) April fools again. (stands up and kisses Luigi) Mario: JYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUIGI! GET OFFA
MAH LADY OR I'LL SMOKE YO DAWG! Mr. Jenkins Returns! 0 10365 22qsww8c81za20pm5kq8v1ykabtctbv 20654 2014-04-15T15:41:34Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Great news guys! Mr. Jenkins is coming. Waluigi: Who's that? Wario: No idea. Knuckles: Let's tell him to go back. Wario: (calls Mr. Jenkins) Hi, Mr. Jenkins. We have no idea who you are, so don't come to our house. Mr. Jenkins: Oops, that must have been the wrong number. I'm going to my dad's house. He sounds just like you! Wario: Ooooh..... (hangs up) Guys, Mr. Jenkins messed up. He's visiting his dad, who sounds exactly like me. Bowser: That's a relief. Donkey Kong: I knew a Mr. Jenkins once. He exploded in a mine field. We Must Stop Little Cart! 0 10366 od249l2fvzjpiexcxqt7tos9g51ur6s 20570 2014-04-13T17:32:42Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario and Waluigi are at the Wa Mall with a little shopping cart. Wario: So, where are we off to first? Waluigi: I think that we should go shop for food first. Wario: OK. (goes to the Wa Food Store) Waluigi: Here we are. What do we need? Wario: We need one of everything in the store. Waluigi: Well we must stop using this little cart. We need the supersized cart. The bros get the bigger cart and start picking up one of everything. Waluigi: OK, we're done. Wario: Now what? Waluigi: Let's eat it all. Let's Talk Trash! 0 10367 012vm65uroghqn8oro7jmi7f1nyxpqu 20468 2014-04-11T17:25:02Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: Waluigi, let's talk trash!@#$%^&*(). Waluigi: Trash trash garbage junk. Wario: Garbage trash stinky junky trash. Waluigi: ==Trivia== This episode is stupid. EEK! A FLY!! 0 10375 18pfdegqyv1fzzleo04qqqrhp7bzf02 19952 2014-03-29T18:05:53Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "Dis be another pimped-out episode of Da Supa Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: So, this is another episode? OK. [[Bowse..." Dis be another pimped-out episode of Da Supa Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! ==Script== Wario: So, this is another episode? OK. Bowser: EEK! A FLY!! Wario: What? (sees the fly) GET OUTTA HERE GUYS! The Case of the Unsolvable Rubik's Cube 0 10384 kiykhn0339nzo13hliahbk6jccqexu5 21577 2014-05-03T22:46:16Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario and Luigi are in the living room watching The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Mario's cell phone rings. Mario: (answers the phone) Hello? Mr. Marlio: Help me! I tried to solve my Rubik's Cube, but it's unsolvable! Can you help me figure out how? Mario: Ok. I guess Detective Mario is back. Mr. Marlio: Cool! ===Scene 2=== Mario is at Mr. Marlio's house Mr. Bollox: Mr. Marlio, did you invite Mario over? Oh, hi! How are you doing? Mario: Mr. Marlio asked me to help him with his unsolvable Rubik's Cube. Suddenly, the following photos pop up on screen while nothing happens in the background.
Mr. Bollox: So you're back to Detective Mario? Mario: Yep. Mr. Marlio: Ok, here it is. (shows Mario the unsolvable cube) Usually I can solve it easy-peasy, but for some reason the red-blue edge piece is flipped! How can ?I fix it? Mario: Well, this is actually an easier fix than you think. Mr. Marlio: It is? Mr. Bollox: It is? Mario: Yes. All I need is a knife. Mr. Bollox: I'll get it. (presses the button to go to the kitchen) Mr. Marlio: You're going to help this guy that needs a knife? Mr. Bollox: Actually, I think I know what he's doing. Mario: I'm going to pop the edge piece out and put it back the right way. (does just that) OK, your cube is solved and solvable too. Mr. Marlio: Thanks, Mario. What do I owe you? Mr. Bollox: I flipped that piece. Mr. Marlio: What? You made it unsolvable? (attacks Mr. Bollox) Mr. Bollox: Why do I not have hands? The end! POO ON ME! 0 10419 2rc0609g4htwxatxwkk96w54jnisp4h 20075 2014-04-01T19:16:05Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Wario: Knuckles, I have one thing to ask you. Knuckles: Wats up? Wario: POO ON ME! Knuckles..." This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Wario: Knuckles, I have one thing to ask you. Knuckles: Wats up? Wario: POO ON ME! Knuckles: Oh heck no! Wario BLOWS UP ON WALUIGI 0 10454 3zq240lxyo7akda840u9yhhed5sgues 20573 2014-04-13T18:28:18Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==LE Scripte== Wario: Um, Waluigi, come here. Waluigi: Okay. Wario: (sits on Waluigi) 3, 2, 1, (asplodes) Waluigi: FUDGE NUGGETS. You fudge nugget! Invisible Pants and Cheeseless Pizza 0 10455 5ep7329g0o6bhmufp7obhgzp32ewrlt 20171 2014-04-03T17:52:38Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Coming soon [[Category:The Mario..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: Coming soon The Wa Bet 0 10483 6i1w6a1igpzhwna076jkow3q10bya6l 20593 2014-04-14T12:46:31Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario and Waluigi are playing New New Super Mario Bros. French Toast Wario: Wa! They finally invited us to be in a platform game again. Waluigi: My gosh, can you even go five minutes without saying "Wa"? Wario: Of course! I could go a whole week without saying Wa. Waluigi: Let's make that a bet. Wario: OK, but I can say my own name. And the other Wa-people. Waluigi: Fine. If you win, you get 100,000 dollars from me. Wario: And if I lose? Waluigi: Every time you say Wa next week, you owe me 2,000 dollars. Wario: You're on! ===Scene 2=== Day 1, Wario is waking up, and Wabowser is right next to him Wario: Wabowser? What are you doing here? Wabowser: No idea. To be continued The Random Day 0 10497 6h3oq48d8wir0kj7ifj1cgx7y9lfkfd 20260 2014-04-05T17:39:55Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This season 14 episode of The Mario Show has been brought to you by.... Noobuigi Central. Criticizing noobs whose names rhyme with Luigi since 1924. Today's joke: ..." This season 14 episode of The Mario Show has been brought to you by.... Noobuigi Central. Criticizing noobs whose names rhyme with Luigi since 1924. Today's joke: Mario has a castle Luigi has a mansion Wario has a castle Waluigi has a tennis racket. Waluigi's a homeless idiot ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: Good random morning, Luigi. Wario: (appears out of nowhere) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Mario: (falls down) Luigi: Who's the meme that solved the Rubik's Potato? Waluigi: The Goomba did the butler's chores. He's so nice. To be continued. Popcornario and Pario End This Pee Running Gag Much Quicker Than Anyone Expected Based on How Long It Took for Mr. Bollox and Bowser to Finish Their Running Gag, But Expect A New One Coming Soon 0 10500 nk1psgbnw8gg7hmxdrxmvqs00d09im7 20280 2014-04-06T17:33:27Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Popcornario: Pario, I honestly hate peeing on people. Pario: Me too. Let's never do that again. [[Category:Rando..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Popcornario: Pario, I honestly hate peeing on people. Pario: Me too. Let's never do that again. Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi go to School 0 10558 iey1nyf9fdhx9dt8i75aoh2xcive7f1 20620 2014-04-15T00:00:00Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: I think we should all go to school! Luigi: Cool! Wario: I remember going to school with the X-Men in The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Mario: Me too. I was the math teacher. Also, you're forgiven for being late. Waluigi: Are you bringing back Mario High? Mario: Sure. ===Scene 2=== Wario is at his house, and he's going to his bus Wario: Ok, we are going to school on Monday. (Heads to the bus) Waluigi: Wait up! ===Scene 3=== Mario and Luigi have their backpacks and are waiting for the bus Mario: Where's the dang bus? Wario: (pulls up) School buses are for chumps. Take my MTA-like bus instead. Luigi: Okay. (Walks on with Mario) Wow, this looks so realistic! Like ours! Wario: That's because I paid for it to buy it from them. Mario: We did too! Waluigi: Let's get the heck to school already! Wario: AlrightM South Park Viewer Mail Slot Hour 0 7383 fd6bsw4afq5r7ncxpf9njgxczv9towm 20614 2014-04-14T22:05:23Z ILoveCandace 6532917 Stan: Hey dudes. Stan Marsh here. My friends and I set up this station to answer all of your questions. Yoshi and Yoshi Jr. Play Baseball 0 10560 dksq53i1zbzuej918xm7wb724gx0i1s 20722 2014-04-16T23:26:19Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Yoshi: Let's play baseball! To be continued LOUD FART 3 0 10561 agbdgw1nfk9tg6vnuynua3fll3tek46 20431 2014-04-09T20:39:25Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Wario: (farts at 737422938283919192784787559684949923826281682197383590 decibels)NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm skinny! Waluigi: Well, I just ate all the food in the fridge, and now I'm fat. What the Potato?! 0 10592 9wu43iwusbb4s8km03tvwcd5xr8xpu3 20489 2014-04-11T18:46:33Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I finished it! Luigi: What did you finish? Wario: My Fusion machine. It can fuse any number..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Wario: I finished it! Luigi: What did you finish? Wario: My Fusion machine. It can fuse any number of people together. Luigi: Let's try it. Luigi and Wario step into the machine, Wario presses some buttons, and they come out with two heads and Wario's clothes. Wario: Every script so far Mr. Bollox's 1st Commercial 0 10613 2y2qofhrtib7r5c0sc0qrwm9jaor5zo 21649 2014-05-05T16:08:26Z Matt11111 5219805 Mr. Bollox's First Commercial is a commercial made by Mr. Bollox, which aired on Epic Random TV on June 10, 2002, a week after his 13th birthday. The commercial was for his parents car, which they had then recently bought (probably a 2002 Toyota Sequoia IDK), which had been made as a home production, but was discovered by Epic Random and widely praised, even due to its shoddy quality. It primarly stars Mr. Bollox, although a random couple walking their dog and Mr. Bollox's mom, who made a brief return to the Bollox family, while on vacation made a cameo. His commercial talent had originally came from playing out a commercial almost a year earlier, which his dad loved and decided to make. But due to business and family obligations for about 9 months, the commercial was delayed until June 2002, several days after his birthday. The success of the commercial then led to creating more commercials during Epic Random TV and Matt11111 Channel breaks, up when he was hired as a commercial host on The Mario Show on Matt11111 in November 2012, for the third season, which would include four commercials loosely based off of this one, starting with season 3, episode 17 Mr. Bollox Commercial: Books and continuing for a week. ==Transcript== Coming soon! ==Trivia== * Obviously, this is Mr. Bollox's first commercial. * This commercial reruns from time to time on Epic Random TV. * In the Mr. Bollox's Mom Show episode Forced Fun, Mr. Bollox's mom references this commercial, and in the episode Those Spoiled Kids!, the commercial is seen and heard playing in a TV store at the mall. Bad Grammer, Bring Bob, the DJ and the clown 0 10614 1upffom8jvnwi2vqb3tnx232z58ddo7 20551 2014-04-13T12:13:19Z Matt11111 5219805 Bad Grammer, Bring Bob, the DJ and the clown is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! season five. ==Transcript== Wario: Let's start a war! Waluigi: With D'ohbots! Wario: Yeah! Waluigi: But first, let me rub my nuts. Waluigi rubs his walnuts, but explodes. Waluigi: I now haz god gramer. Wario: You sound like a kitten from a meme. I'm gonna faint! Wario: FAINT! Wario fainted. The gods above choose a new Pokemon, and his name is... Bob the Builder. Level 55. Bob: Can we fix it? Waluigi: Umm... what? Wario: Let's have a party. Go home Bob. Bob leaves Wario: We need to bring a not-weird Bob. Like Bob Random. Bring Bob, the DJ and the clown. Waluigi: Ok, but don't you need an Oxford comma? Wario: A what? Looks Like It's Finally DONE 0 10044 kryoursnryxh7jqozabn04o8nrx0mw8 20567 2014-04-13T17:20:18Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! ==Script== Knuckles: Wow, it looks like the war is finally over! Wario: We've gone five days without it! Waluigi: That's a record! Wario: It is? Bowser and Donkey Kong: It is? Waluigi: I've been keeping track. And it looks like it's finally DONE! Waluigi Is... Pregnant? 0 10620 edwt803ukigo8oh385oblfr3yojjovl 20581 2014-04-13T20:26:34Z Matt11111 5219805 Waluigi Is... Pregnant? is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! season twelve. ==Transcript== Wario: OK, Waluigi, let's go to China! Waluigi: Too polluted. Wario: Hmm... what about North Korea? Waluigi: I heard there are beautiful ladies and awesome beaches there, so let's go. At the airport... Waluigi: Oh boy, can't wait to go to North Korea! It sure is much prettier and nicer than South Korea. Plus, it's dark at night, so we can do our X-Men hijinks! Wario: Oh yeah! But you're listing one of the bad features... Waluigi: Darn it. On the plane... Wario: Waluigi, where's the soda? Person sitting behind Waluigi: None of your business, pal. Wario: D'oh! Waluigi: YAWN! Wait, where's the rest of the X-Men? Sorry, I just spent too much time at the party last night. Wario: You forgot them? Waluigi: Yes. Wario: Then should we turn back home? Waluigi: (falls asleep) Wario: (puts a pillow in Waluigi's shirt) Muahahaha. Now when he wakes up he'll think he is pregnant. Waluigi: (wakes up) I'M PREGNANT? Wario: Nope. That's a pillow in your shirt. Wario's Pilot 0 10621 qkgv28k1gs6ryjyp7nfhc6tj8aga48w 20582 2014-04-13T20:32:12Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is the pilot episode of The Wario Show ==Script== Wario: Hello, viewers! Welcome to my new show! It will be awesome as Mr. Bollox's mom slathered in Barbecue..." This is the pilot episode of The Wario Show ==Script== Wario: Hello, viewers! Welcome to my new show! It will be awesome as Mr. Bollox's mom slathered in Barbecue sauce! To be continued Cough Cough Cough 0 10643 egxhl7y985h7t74srazy38hlis50225 20659 2014-04-15T16:46:30Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Waluigi: (chokes on water) Cough cough cough. [[Catego..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Waluigi: (chokes on water) Cough cough cough. Mario Meets Peter Griffin 0 10665 dodm8w8n5zq35w8rjbi3u175342vieg 20708 2014-04-16T16:16:41Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories Mario Meets Peter Griffin is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Transcript== Mario: I love using Google Translate! For example, that AAAAAA (whatever thing) turns into Pokemon! Luigi: Say cheese! Mario: D'oh! Luigi: Got the wrong one. Baby Peach Tries to Get a House 0 10720 pn8ha6h7lvm5tm953s89pt7rxt2p7p6 20957 2014-04-22T15:20:24Z Matt11111 5219805 Baby Peach successfully gets a HOUSE?! in this episode of The Mario Show ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Baby Peach: Older me, can you help me get a house? Peach: OK. What kind of house are you looking for? Baby Peach: Maybe a yellow house with a pool, 15 bedrooms, 40 bathrooms, a library, a museum, a party floor, 48 TVs, and 30 floors. Peach: Wow, that sounds cool! Let's go over to the landlord's, shall we? Baby Peach: What's a landlord? Peach: You'll see! Peach drives Baby Peach over to the county office to get a building permit. ===Scene 2=== Coming soon Megan Li's Random World 7 0 10609 adfmwvmjnficq57j5rnvbkt5qri6t2i 20837 2014-04-20T16:30:55Z Matt11111 5219805 Adding categories Megan was singing Happy Birthday to Clyde at Casa Bonita, where he and the other South Park Elementary kids were. Megan: ...Happy birthday tooo yoooouuuuu! Clyde: Wow. Craig was right. You CAN sing. Luigi Falls Off Mount Everest 0 10822 8vgzhcplfts55o7xos0bckkigh339yd 21072 2014-04-24T18:33:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Luigi Falls Off Mount Everest is an episode of The Mario Show season 30. ==Script== Luigi: YOWZAS! Mario: What? Luigi: I just won a trip to Epic Random Land, the theme park based off of the awesome TV channel, Epic Random TV with rides from our favorite shows, and Random Fact Show too. Mario: Oh boy! Let's go. Meanwhile on the trip, Mario is driving, barely awake, while Luigi unbuckles and gets out on to the back of their 2007 GMC Canyon. Luigi: Hahahahaha, I'm dancing! Driver from behind: Hmm hmm hmm hmm... BEEP BEEP! Whoosh! Later... Mario: Well, we are approaching Epic Random Land! YAY!... Luigi? Luigi: Wait up! Mario: WHOA! Luigi: I checked, and it is really Justin Bieber Land. Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Luigi: Epic Random Land is (points west) that way. Mario: OK. I Accomplished Something 0 10988 i98e9edr5n9qmezsgp0xhbmtmrdqppz 21335 2014-04-29T00:46:28Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: What the heck have I accomplished in my life? Luigi: Nothing. Mario: I'm gonna climb a mo..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Mario: What the heck have I accomplished in my life? Luigi: Nothing. Mario: I'm gonna climb a mountain. ===Scene 2=== Mario: Yay, I accomplished something! I climbed Mount Everest! The Potato Chips that Explode 0 10994 pqdj22ojpl4cnuq9avuucrn8ae00nq2 21359 2014-04-29T19:54:45Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: I have potato chips. The chips explode. Mario: You owe me $11478.92. Wario: Here you go. (Gives him ..." This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== Toad: I have potato chips. The chips explode. Mario: You owe me $11478.92. Wario: Here you go. (Gives him the money) Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart 0 11037 01zha9jhiuooh38nu5b0ymmn3gaz06j 21451 2014-04-30T21:08:41Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Hi, Luigi. Luigi: (farts for 8 minutes) Mario: I'll get the air freshener. Luigi: No need. (flower farts..." This is an episode of The Mario Show ==Script== Mario: Hi, Luigi. Luigi: (farts for 8 minutes) Mario: I'll get the air freshener. Luigi: No need. (flower farts for 9 minutes) Mario: How do you do it? Eat My (Pork) Shorts 0 11071 47jvkjn46ltnf1u8bz91d2tgvt2wi14 21507 2014-05-01T20:23:42Z Matt11111 5219805 Created page with "An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Yay! ==Script== Wario: (gets a package) OMG, my new shorts have arrived! (opens the package) This looks like pork! [[..." An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Yay! ==Script== Wario: (gets a package) OMG, my new shorts have arrived! (opens the package) This looks like pork! Waluigi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Waluigi: I've switched from the garlic team to the ONION TEAM! Wario: Well, you're gonna switch to the shorts team because I got shorts made out of pork in the mail. Waluigi: Wow, thanks! Wario: Anyways, I'm going to... wait, where's my shorts? Mario: Those shorts sure were good! Mmm mm mm mm mmm. Wario: MARIO!!!!!!111!!11111111111 Wario gets so angry the whole world asplodes Waluigi pieces the entire world back together. Wario: Thanks. So, wanna play Angry Birds? Waluigi: OK. SCENE 2 Wario: I WON!!! Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Waluigi gets so angry the world asplodes Wario tries to piece it back together but can't decide where the final piece goes THE END The Letter F... Misunderstood 0 11088 mcrfwyrt5uy174xudf6mco911sgg8un 21616 2014-05-04T15:45:40Z Matt11111 5219805 This is an episode of The Mario Show. ==Script== ===Scene1=== Mario: I am here today to give a speech here in the park about the letter F. Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Mario: THAT LETTER IS MISUNDERSTOOD! The letter F may be hated by many, but not me..... Um..... THE END! ===Scene 2=== Mario: That was an epic fail. Magic Wand, Green Paint, and Feliks Zemdegs 0 11089 ryuv17bwxmre9plwitzr8l33isrwa44 21619 2014-05-04T16:17:24Z Matt11111 5219805 In this episode of The Mario Show, Mario, Toad, Luigi, Waluigi, and Wario solve Rubik's Cubes. ==Script== ===Scene 1=== Narrator: Today we are going to see how some of the most popular Mario characters solve their Rubik's Cubes. ===Scene 2=== Mario: Hi, I'm Mario, and my favorite way to solve a Rubik's Cube is to actually TURN the faces. (Solves one in 24 seconds) It's easy and fun. Yoshi: AWESOME. ===Scene 3=== Wario: I simply... Wait, I forgot something.... (Pauses for 5 seconds) I'm Wario, and since Waluigi and I are magicians, we just wave a magic wand to solve our cubes. Waluigi: I'll show you. (Scrambles a cube) Wario: Abracabacon! (The cube is now solved.) Waluigi: (scrambles twenty-seven cubes) Wario: Abracabacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (All cubes are now solved.) Solving so many cubes make me winded. ===Scene 4=== Toad: All I need to solve a cube--Hi I'm Toad--All I need is a speedcuber, Feliks Zemdegs, cuz I'mm too lazy to learn or chek for spelling errors in my writing.